How To Tie a Hangman's Noose Knot

[panicatthediscosuck]

Can you do a guide on how to write a suicide note next?

[amnoon97]

@Arrowsblade hey, a wise person once told me that life is like a rollercoaster, you must go down to have fun coming back up

[johnTRAN93]

now go write a suicide note

[cifeso]

About 2% of the people commenting here didn't actually kill themselves.

[dperkins199]

i hanged my finger

[virginiatechfanx]

Now I can kill my ex-wife.

[brentwood2424]

please watch e-how's how to write a will before this

[stopthesoftkill]

i found this video very difficult to masturbate to

[limatedman]

Video? Do you REALISE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE KILLED?!

[Arrowsblade]

Idk if I'm going to do this or not... I've been depressed for 5 years and my life just keeps getting worse and worse... Its gotten so bad that lately i just go to sleep when i get home because i feel like theres no reason to be awake or alive. I fall asleep to many thoughts of possible ways to commit suicide... The majority of my school hates me, I have an abusive father, every single girl but one has rejected me and some were even abusive to me about it... I just can't take anymore of this...

[cifeso]

@Arrowsblade

You're still alive. So please stop seeking attention. I have major depressive disorder, an abusive father, and I've been crushed by more than my fair share of girls. You should be talking to a therapist if you feel like killing yourself...Not to people on youtube.

[Arrowsblade]

@cifeso Well thanks you insensative fuck. And if any of this was true you heartless bastard, you would know that therapy doesnt do shit. I've done therapy and it didn't do shit for me. Wtf is talking to people going to do? Its not gonna change any of the problems in life. They wont do anything but give you their petty "I'm sorry"s and "I hope things get better" thats about all that you'll get from therpay or talking to someone. Fuck people. Worthless cunts.

[affraser]

Make the rope look like an "S", then SMILE :D

[XxSpongebobSayRawrxX]

The only reason I looked this up was so I could kill myself. Thanks alot. I really appreciate it.

[DeludedManiac]

Wow.. I just came here for a fishing knot. Now I spent like 20 minutes checking who is still active on YouTube now or not.. creepy.. most of you are just YT tools though, as suspected :)

[vkvkvk1219]

u all going to suicide? Let's die together

[Zingoleb]

Thumbs up if you put it around your neck the second you got it done.

[TheTGIgamer]

How to: commit suicide

[ThePaul281]

Lets go lynch some niggers

[legionlucian]

Thank u I'm hanging.myself tonight and needed to know how to make this

[1998selfharmer]

why would people acctually make a video on this.... it is usefull though i got rope :D

[DICKIEMONSTER]

coooollll

[pppwhat]

WHY WOULD U MAKE A VIDEO ON DOIN THIS

[jakeo96]

hahaha im killing myself

[alanmelder16]

wow. i came here to learn how to tie this for a key chain.......all the comments are so depressing. :/

[jakeo96]

@alanmelder16 dude its around my neck and im high as phuk

[Blackskittles09]

@alanmelder16 same here :/

[MrBigDaddyJ29]

Oh and people that start statements with FYI out

Oh and why is it anytime someone starts a statement with fyi its really fucking stupid and serves no point other than making the speaker look like a jack-ass.

[MrBigDaddyJ29]

Your friend killed himself because he was weak and a coward and had no regard for you or anyone else that cared about him not because of a video. Alot of people go thru bad things, my neighbor has buried two of his children and there is nothing worse than loosing a child and he got thru because he isnt a worthless coward. If its anyones fault its yours for not speaking up. The video is a video nothing more.

[SilverMoonAir]

@MrBigDaddyJ29 Ever heard of depression? No, not the occasional bad day, I'm talking about prolonged deep clinical depression. You really should get an education, and try to show a little more compassion.

[hippykillermuthrfckr]

hey man best noose video out there, ive been trying all night ,

[MsTumblingTumbleweed]

FYI: A childhood friend of mine just hung himself 2 nights ago using this "educational" video. He posted it on his FaceBook before doing the deed... Just thought I'd let you know how people are using this "informative" video out there in the world... That is, in case you even considered that that was a possibility when producing it... Nope... probably not. Thx

[hippykillermuthrfckr]

@MsTumblingTumbleweed god if someone is going to commit suicide they are going to, its not the video's fault your friend offed himself. its his and your guy's for not getting him help. but nice scapegoat blaming the video. god ppl always need to blame something for everything.

[Jclar50]

This will come in handy. :D

[aidenatt]

Lmao. I think fredrikleo94 actually did something. o.O He hasn't been active for 2 months..

[porygon110]

*twitch twitch twitch* X_X *rope snaps* i live! :D

[Brognor]

Ok, now I need the proper rope... :P

[CrimsionStar]

Does it strike anyone else has odd that this instructional video that at least a few will use to kill themselves, is narrated with a chipper tone and has happy elevator music in the background?

[ThatGuy3714]

i found this to be to difficult and have decided not to kill myself

[Caoshunter23]

@koolkalebrocks You'd make your point better if you spelt

[koolkalebrocks]

DO NOT FUCKING COMMIT SUSIDIDE IV BEEN THROUGH ALL THE SUSIDIDEALE SHIT IT SUCKS BUT YOU WILL PASS THROUGH IT SO LEARN TO JUST GET RID OF THE IDEA I WATCHED THE VIDEO BECUZE IM GOING A MOUTH IN THE WOOD SURVIVING FOR A CHALLANGE IM WATCHING ALL THE SURVIVAL HELPING VIDEOS I CAN OK

[DaMrMatt808]

i fucking hate my life

[VashTheDark]

oh yeah, fake and gay.

[VashTheDark]

its around my neck right as I type this.

[TheBloodmonkey123]

@VashTheDark Thats nice dear.

[methmaybejustonce]

This video has probably some of the most depressing comments ever

[BrutalBorat]

Now i can use it

[Macatrac16]

Funny how people are watching this to kill themselves and he has such a happy voice.

Idk if im going to.. but feel like jumping infront of a car would be a lot easier but hanging yourself... seems idk... better to me

[Timskee1R]

@Macatrac16 thats so heartless think about how the guys would feel, same with trains

[frackcha]

@Macatrac16 traditionally, you tie this knot, not to hang yourself, but someone else ;-)

[kmj1100]

I bet I could give all of you great reasons to keep ur life! It's hard sometimes to see the light at the end of the tunnel but I promise it's there...find katyjohnson vs suicide on FB and comment and I bet I can personally speak to each one of u down and thinking about this and make u see!!! Give life a chance, without suffering you wouldn't know what true happiness was!!! Please ppl! I beg u! Suicide is so selfish! U don't get what it's like 4 ur survivors...u kill them too for awhile.

[Trekker84]

It´s so goddamn dark and cold out here. I guess it´s my time.. Just needed this.. and a bottle of vodka.

[calliwag10]

@Trekker84 I am right there with you. See you in a few days.

[kmj1100]

@Trekker84 Come on! Why Vdoka? for courage? Don't be silly. Use ur courage for something else in life, I bet ur actually great at a lot of things!

[LilShmoof]

Thanks, im setting up my noose in my closet right now, literally. Im not actually gonna kill myself now, but im having it there for closure, because life is shit.

[calliwag10]

@LilShmoof Yes it is.

[TwoGuysOneSwag]

Suicide for anybody? I think so.

[MrMetallicMentality]

Shit, I forgot how to clear history.

[skeletonbitchify]

Thanks bro. Brb, killing myself. 

[krew8pops]

I am so fucking tired of this Newt Ginrich Ad.

[justin70108]

i'm tapping my foot while learning how to kill myself :D i hope i become a bird alos

[MrJason12349]

25 failed suicide attempts

[NitrosPlease]

@MrJason12349 Make that 26, someone else couldn't get it right. xD

[calliwag10]

@MrJason12349 How do you know this? Did you try all 25 times?

[NightmareRH2]

Everyone who's watched this most likely probably wanted to kill their self with this.

[calliwag10]

@NightmareRH2 No kidding!

[southernclassik]

Southernclassik

8/6/89 - 1/14/12

[laughfingapple]

yes im gonna go have fun in my tree now

[USMCmazac]

I still dont get it :/ 

[drakecob]

teh most helpful video ever now i can finaly get the peace i want and not have to have a broken heart any more thank you :'( peace out world!

[jena9956]

Yeah, it's really not that complicated.

I know how to make them ten times easier.

[WOEICS]

Very informative. Thank you. What is the best type of consumer-grade rope to use to ensure it won't break when I hang myself? I am planning on using a barn rafter that is about twelve feet off the ground. TYVM again for the video.

[kmj1100]

This is so sad and sick.....People who consider suicide need to believe that life is just a chapter and it does get better as the novel goes on....!! :(

[jena9956]

@kmj1100 Not for everyone, and HowCast is just showing how for stuff like Halloween costumes and junk.

[ChosenTripster]

@kmj1100 that's assuming it's a well written novel how many books are out there that never get better? u need a better analogy :p

[calliwag10]

@kmj1100 That is such bs

[PurebloodPotterhead7]

Finally! A way to keep my earphones untangled!

[RockinReminiscence]

Now remember folks, you must freefall a minimum of 8 feet to ensure a full break of the neck. Happy trails!

[isjet]

@RockinReminiscence do you know how much 10mm rope can hold? 100 kgs+?

[sexpistolsdaz]

@RockinReminiscence ty

[NymphadoraBeeWolf]

I DID IT! I MADE IT! not gonna kill myself but i heard this poem called "The hanging Tree" and just had to learn how to make a noose, learn something new every day!

[z3ldac0re]

(suicidal comment about killing myself hoping it's funny)

[remixrepent]

Thank you...

[AK1231234]

it worked...

[sammyech100]

23 people died from a noose

[jarrodjy]

Emo attention whores, I bet none of you even killed yourself

[spacebarscandybars72]

i'm such a failure. i can't even make a noose.

[kmj1100]

THIS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN DOWN!

[SQTvsTECHN0]

@kmj1100 Right.. there are tons of tutorials throughout the net, like this video matters anyway.

[BigHosMan]

Well,like they always say..."No noose is good noose."

*ouch*

[TheNickF26]

Yes now i can commit suicide.

[sinhalaya2]

I'm going to die. this world is so cruel. I can't live

[ERASER1091988]

Thanks for that, howcast. *Googles Population statistics of world* *Few seconds later* Oh boy, I am gonna need a lot of rope.

[briansc00tz]

Rub it.

[Debbie321lopez]

If you read this, I'm dead..

Just kidding..

But for some reason, i allready knew how to make it, and ended up here anyway..

[xXloliexlolieXx]

Goodby World..

[WillCorg]

Finally, I can kiss this sick world good bye, hopefully God will forgive me and I can see my mother again in the resurrection. Its been 4 months since breast cancer consumed her and I can't bear another day without her!!!!

[IBerryiful]

Goodbye everyone.

[coolfuka]

ty

[colin28mac]

thank you this video will help alot

[garfild123jin]

oh sweet i can hang myself now. THANKS HOWCAST

[CHINKICHOU]

Anyone who reads this, wish my family a good lives...

[fredrikleo94]

Thanks man, see you in the next life. I hope that I become a bird

[MrDrashti]

@fredrikleo94 Just checking are you still there??

[YoJohny511]

At 0:50 i'm stuck there. T_T  IM SO FRUSTRATED FROM TRYING A MILLION TIMES

[iBaNezRG95]

@YoJohny511 Just try cutting your wrists instead.

[4rranHD]

Thanks for the video, im actually going to hang myself now, everyone have good lives

[SwordStyIe]

K BYE

[lurkye]

yay now i can go hang myself

[buklao559]

yep ty very much

[1337ppatt]

thx bro see u at hell <3

[blindnation0]

I got a question to all the vviewers of this video ? if you guys dont mind me telling what r u guys Reasons for hanging yourself ! id like to hear ...i aint gonan judje nobody i ACTUALLY am on the same boat as yall! so if u guys can respond id love to hear ..w/e u guys stories are , I know what its like !

[106141214]

Great. Thanks. See you on the other side.

[watchMePlayBlink182]

thank you dude.

[cookie75139]

thanks to people like this my mate killed his self what a fucking twat for putting shit like this on hear

[Domali2116]

Thank you so much. Good bye youtube, and let it be known that the last word I ever said was,

Vaginalintercousedickinpussyfu­ckerbitch.

[NeekTehDeek]

Thank you... unlike alot of these people I'm actually using this for educational purposes... i need to "hang myself" for a school video project and i didn't know how to tie a hangmans noose. Thank you.

[saownbey]

thankyou



[jenniferxcheck]

gonna kill myself tonight, fuck this shit im outta here

[blindnation0]

YESSS!!!! THANKS For thisss Now Fuck the World ! 

[Alfarouc17]

Does anyone feels like hanging out?

[TuNdRaTuRtL3]

thank you this was very Noosefull! HAHAHAHAHA

[The3rdBaboon]

@TuNdRaTuRtL3 haha

[miken505]

20 people killed themselves after watching this.

[calliwag10]

@miken505 make that 21 as of this week

[hyperhollie1]

bye then

[marineninga]

Thirteen coils is the traditional amount for executioners

[borderlineracist]

This should take care of them pesky neighbors.

[JohneyAmerica]

love the positive music

[willyg63]

suicide isnt illegal but helping people commit it is so the owner of this youtube page might be commiting a crime im not to sure what the rules are for online

[hippysydney]

Thank you! ...once i find some strong rope....peace..forever.

[CHAOSoriginal]

Thanks, this will show my ex-girlfriend.

[PunchMcFacestation]

This video wasn't grim enough to justify killing myself via the techniques you showed me. Thanks

[Dipededoda]

What a horrible person, teaching people how to make a noose for educational purposes.

[gamermagnet]

20 ppl was the parents viewing the last thing there kids watched

[Rustyx69]

Wow thanks man! Now i'm off to kill myself. You're so helpful :)

[Mlocke69]

you killed my wife

[13doctorwho]

gonna hand homer for halloween! think its funny, he has no pants on.

[unknown4lifes]

wow i cant imagine how many people committed suicide thanks to your video, your parents should be proud of you

[JASTONE19]

Me 2

[YoungMoney835]

I'm off to commit suicide :(

[jenniferxcheck]

yay it works! kk peace forever world I'm off to kill myself :D

[HypotheticalHighFive]

It makes a perfect necklace for that person who bullies you

[BongMcPuffin]

So THATS how you make a noose!

I'm going to go hang myself right now!

[lonnie333]

This video sucks.

[Jonaldinho180]

This guy is dead btw

[steponme1371]

13-thirteen coils is considered a true "hangman's" noose/knot, as anything less might strangle a person inhumanely. The true hangman's noose was designed to snap a person's neck, making death quicker and less painful.

[56karenandjim]

Just wanted this info for Halloween. Lighten up everybody

[woody280486]

@56karenandjim

me too....... hanging a dummy from a tree.

Guarantee a neighbour sees and calls the cops.

[crackythedome666]

dude i drink a lot. why do you post these bastard videos? did you make this video before you died?



[crackythedome666]

thumbs up if you think half of these people are dead.

[LIfisherman1]

@crackythedome666 thts a sick thinkg to post

[PhantomZeed]

People need to stop talking about suicide. Even if they are joking, it's still a serious matter. I know 5 different people that committed suicide.

[ASeatNextToKarma]

@PhantomZeed except tht i actually watched this video to learn how to kill myself

[TeHAiiMBoTT]

@PhantomZeed mak it 6

[31torresbb82]

@PhantomZeed cus of you

[13doctorwho]

@PhantomZeed maby there were getting away from you. naw, i kid, your a great person.

[PhantomZeed]

Yay, now I can get back at that asshole in my drama class! I'm kidding (as far as you know).

[mmelchin]

Wow! You all ended up here too.

What a difference a day makes

[cutliffy]

Curious

[GoingMad166]

Why is this so fucking cheerful?

[darcman32]

ok got it all i need is a oak tree

[thatbboyAli]

@BadAzzR3dn3k or your mother

[Ruddteen]

yeah y! i did it lol

[kaninchenengel]

hehe yay something new to use in bondage

[limatedman]

Wonder how many of the previous viewers are now dead?

[Gam3rsCav3]

thanks...