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  • lol, I personally loved Batman Returns......Maybe even more than "Begins". Batman Forever sucked though,

  • to be fair if you did as much character development for bruce wayne selina kyle etc as had been done for the penguin then the movie would be 4 hours long and a 4 hour movie back in the ninties would be suicide

  • I Don't understand what have Schumacher in his mind , I mean , he read Year One and he do this movie ...

    The story is really patetic :

    We have a Joker . two Face how is laughing of everthing all the time

    We have a stupid reason about why the Riddler is how he is

    We don't have any idea about why Batman teach Robin about '' Don't kill Two Face'' .... Because at the end Batman don't save Two Face when he is falling .. so he kill him¡¡¡

  • frank millers work, year one and the dark knight returns...are where batman needs to go, those are pure comic storytelling brilliance.

    but they will never fucking do it, they rather have the kids have a good time with a shitty movie then stick to the source material of a real awesome adaptation from frank miller.

  • MPC, your arnold voice isnt that good

  • lol the puns, the fucking ice puns

  • My Ranking of Batman films to hit the big screen (the ones I've seen at the theater or at home) :

    1. The Dark Knight

    2. Batman Begins

    3. Batman (1989)

    4. Batman Mask Of The Phantasm

    5. Batman Returns

    6. Batman Forever

    7. Batman And Robin (just plain AWFUL)

  • This would be right but you added Batman Mask of the Phantasm, which if included, should always be first.

  • To me Batman Begins will always be ahead of Batman Mask Of The Phantasm because begins is the film that got the franchise out of the shit hole Schumacher (screwmacher) put it in.

  • omg i rofled soo hard at the end wow this was so lame but when i was younger i thought it was cool :DDDD

  • me 2

  • I wonder what would have happened if Schumacher had made the Batman Year One movie.

  • Yeah, Batman should have been called "Joker" and Batman Returns should have been called "Penguin & Catwoman", it was more about them then Bats. Could Batman Forever have been any gayer? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • omg cock blocked again. also he really RAPED physics on that last part

  • I kind of liked the coin falling into his hand scene, it's kind of like the old saying "live by the sword, die by the sword"

  • lol yeah and it wasn't the exact coin he flipped, there were tons of 'em.

  • I agree. It felt like.... poetic justice...... dramatic irony..... or any other term that could be used to describe it.

    It wasn't intended to be logical, it was intended to be symbolic. Actually come to think of it in The Dark Knight a vaguely similar thing happens (he dies before the coin lands).

  • How is that poetic? It's not Dramatic Irony either. It was the lowest form of cinematic symbolism.

  • His coin is his obsession right?

    He died because of it didn't he?

    And in Batman Forever, the coin landed with the scarred side up (if memory serves me), which in the comics, is what he uses to decide who he kills.

    You can't possibly say that there wasn't an intended form of symbolism there (and it certainly wasn't the lowest).

  • I wasn't, and it is.

  • No, it isn't.

    A lower form of symbolism would be like in Equilibrium, where someone with no emotions attempts to appreciate literature.

    The type of symbolism here is quite obvious; trying to cling to his emotions, his Humanity, by way of recreation.

    In Forever, there is actually a less obvious and much more meaningful example with the character.

    If you don't agree, fine. But don't belittle me because I do.

  • Do you actually...like this movie?

  • Please do tell me where I stated that Batman Forever was a good movie?

    I didn't. And it wasn't. But that doesn't mean I'm going to ignore any good points the film had (Val Kilmer was a decent enough Batman and the inclusion of Robin was handled well in my opinion).

    And just out of curiosity.... what if I did? Would you have looked down on me some more? Called me the 'lowest form of cinema-goer'? If so, then really, I am not the one with a problem here.

  • I look down on you because of your race. And possibly your sex. Maybe your religion too...

    You are basically one step above a monkey.

  • So in other words, based on a comment I made to another user, you have decided to be a grade-A prick?

    Personally, if those are how you judge people, I'm inclined to believe that you've just described yourself as a racist, sexist, prejudiced and overly stereotypical person.

    Really, I don't know what that says about how low you are on the development ladder.

    I've been 'polite' up until now, but kindly piss off. You are doing nothing but being an asswipe over nothing.

  • Nothing? THIS IS EVERYTHING O.o

  • the whole thing about releasing brain fart gas and beamed into the Riddler's brain, is still my favorite joke you've ever made.

  • 5:28 to the end is f**king great!

  • the last bit was awesome!!

  • Did Mr. Freeze shave his head or did the chemicals make him go bald?

  • wow that was fucking stupid, lol not the review, what you said at 6:50

  • batman forever was my favorite one cuz i love 2 -face but good review

  • ooooohhh so harvey is actually 2 face i didnt know that!! im kinda dumb

  • I like the riddler but I've always prefered the one from the animated series. I never really liked Jim Carrey's or Frank Gorshin's riddler. Anyway great review. 5 stars.

  • Im laughing like crazy here!Burton's Batman movies are classic,have a magic with this creepy gothic tone,Gotham City was perfectly dark and Elfman's score was THE Batscore.although Batman Forever had some good things in it, Schumacher killed Batman with those kids oriented movies, specially Batamn and Robin.Nolan borught back the bat iwth a more real and complete backstory of Bruce Wayne and a more detective,crime and crude bad ass tone. Thank u Nolan! JAJAJA crap!, thank u movie preview critic!

  • "I the inventor of classical psychics accept your apology"

    That's a funny moment.

  • is there a number 4 ?

  • Yes, click on the video response above with the Mr. Freeze image.

  • lol!! I love these batman reviews!

  • So its not Joels fault at all.

  • I cannot stress this enough.  Tim Burton is FUCKED UP!!! I swear, read his poetry, and you will never see him the same again. I recommend he gets checked out.

  • Refuckingdiculous.

  • who played batman in this movie.

  • Christian Bale

  • NVM I found it

    Michael Keaton was in batman and Batman Returns.

    Val Kilmer was in Batman Forever

    George Clooney was in Batman & Robin

    and finally Christian Bale was in batman begins and the dark knight.

  • Re-Fuckin-Dick-u-Lus

    IAM PUTTING THE REST OF THIS REVIEW....ON ICE!!

    very good work sir, lookin foward to numebr 4

  • I fucking lold at that part!

  • no part 4 yet damn;x

  • Part 4 is a necessity

  • I want PART 4.

  • great

  • Part 4 PLZ !! keep up the good work !!

    TheMoviePreviewReviewCritic FTW ^^

  • (sigh) still waiting for dark night, halloween, and aliens vs predator requiem movie review

  • WE WANT PART 4. WE WANT PART IV. WE WANT PART FOUR. WE WANT THE DARK KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW PART 4. WE WANT THE DARK KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW PART IV. WE WANT THE DARK KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW PART IV.

    Get the picture. Come on dude we've all been waiting so long for it. I've even advertised about you on youtube. Don't worry you have our support.

  • And where the fucking shit is part four?

  • still waiting for the halloween and avp-r movie review

  • Boy Tim sound like Willy Wonka, LOL!

  • i hope that this review will be finished after the movie came to DVD and bluray

  • I like your reviews but dude you have to finish them. WE WANT PART 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!! and make it long so we don't have to wait for a part 5. but if there is a part 5 have it a day later not 2 weeks later

  • stfu, it's coming.

  • by the time you tell us to see the dark knight the movie will be on dvd

  • here's a major spoiler for ya: it's worthy of big screen viewing at full price on opening night.

  • i know i saw it on imax 2 times

  • i envy you! imax is so rare in germany, i would have to pay 40 bucks just for the ride there... and I'm seriously thinking about doing that with a bunch of friends :)

  • it is worth it do it do it now

  • shrecks son is an american gladiator.

  • WE WANT PART IV!!!!!

  • you have nothing on avgn... or the nostalgia critic..

  • what track did you use at the beginning?

  • Come on, man! I love your vids, but you got to finish them! I'm still waiting for part 2 of the AvP2 review!

  • I love this but

    I just have one question WHERE IS PART 4????

  • Part 4?

  • well joel did make the lost boys, which is a very good movie.

  • Hilarious! I'm looking foward to part 4

  • Where the hell is part 4?? and where the other part of the AVP2 thing??

  • part 4 isn't out yet and fox took down AVP2

  • I LOVE THOSE MOVIES

    they all are awsome

    George Cloony is the only sucky batman the rest RULZ

  • HA HA HA PART 4 PLEASE,

  • its been 2 weeks part 4

  • lmaol! It was worth the wait. I hate batman forever too. I cant wait for your analysis on the mr freeze.

  • Look at that guys teeth at 4:49!

  • Dear Mr. MPC, dont do that "fast review" of older batman movies (or any other) anymore, its wat too lame and unffuny due to the overusage of it.

  • no disrespect dude, but I think it works

  • lol. christopher walken's clone.

  • Plus, they are BATMAN movies, they aren't even meant to be that realistic.

  • Yeah and Dark Knight was all perfect and a flawless of a movie, get real. The Tim Burton ones were better in my opinion.

  • how many prats are there

  • hey moviepreviewcritic do u like the dark knight??

  • YUP! I agree 100%!..Forever was too lame....And Val as Batman?? O_o...What were the thinking? As Doc Holiday he ruled...just not as Batman..Can't wait for part 4!

    "Batman and Robin" should be full of funny stuff to talk about! XD

  • ops, my bad..I just now noticed a part 3..;p

  • so im guessing part 4 will come some time in november?

  • XD Dick shows off his skills...wow, that was F%$&ing stupid. XD

  • batman forever was decent

  • yes finally

  • I don't get it. What's the difference between Batman Returns having an A-list cast and multiple villains, and Chris Nolan's Batman movies having A-list casts and multiple villains?

  • Well, Batman Returns was meh, and the The Dark Knight was an amazing masterpiece.

  • Because Chris Nolan actually made sense with the multiple villains.

  • One day I'll punch Tim Burton is his smug, hairly, bastard face! Batman Returns sucks balls too. Revived by fucking cats? BULLSHIT! I did like the exploding penguins and the penguin.

  • if Batman can jump after Robin and Chase why does this 'hero' let Two-face fall o his death?

    and also the Riddler and Two-face both act like they are the Joker.

  • Because Batman Forver forgot that the world is governed by the laws of physics. *lol*

  • Shit! How long is part 4 gonna be?

    And, how the hell can you tell someone's identity just by kissing them, as if everyone kisses a certain way. Retarded.

  • "Everybody FREEZE!" Absolute comic gold. You're one of the few people who actually knows what they're talking about. Good work, and I can't wait for Part 4.

  • Yess Finaly here!!

    Thank you MPC!

  • LMFAO ur review always cracks me up.

  • XD

    "That's it!  I can't take anymore of this! Arnold!"

    "Everybody FREEEZE..."

    lol

  • sweet!

  • Critics of batman forever was way too long.

  • I know it's meant to be campy, but didn't anyone else find it weird that the batcave lights up and the car comes into view whenever there's an intruder alarm? It's like Batman wants to show off. All the time. Kind of like the giant bat signals on his house in Returns.

  • By the way, that was funny how you reviewed the earlier Batman films with speedy speech. Man that was priceless. I laughed so hard when you did that and then added the finishing touches on your speeches.

  • One more thing I forgot to say was that Ledger's performance as the Joker was simply amazing. He was crazy, psychotic, unpredictable, and intelligent all at once. I must say that for the first time in almost 20 years since the first Batman film, a special actor was able to assume the role of the joker with style. I got to hand it to him; he was terrific. This will be remembered in his records for years to come. Rest in peace Ledger, you will be remembered and missed.

  • Theyu're thinking about giving him the Oscar.

  • Great review man. "The Dark Night" starring Christian Bale and the late Heath Ledger was a truly awesome film. A huge summer blockbuster.

  • "ridic-u-fuckin-lous"

    that right there made my day!

  • Yeah, how improbable was the coin falling into his hand! It's almost as if that scence was staged for a cheesy dramatic effect and not a documentary! Oh wait!...

  • Lol. Great!

  • That was worth the wait! When do you think part 4 will be ready?

  • awesome!

  • Lol! How is the MPC gonna get out of this sh*t now?! LOL!!!!

  • ROFL! well done MPC

  • great job

  • solid work, cant wait to see how you handle batman and robin.

  • idk man, i thiught forever was ia little dumb but all in all a fun movie

  • rofl , another entertaining review

  • :) Thanks!

  • ridicu-fuckin-lous,ill most likely start saying that now. lol

  • Did not disappoint. Neither did Dark Knight. ;)

  • The Issac Newton thing was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

  • Great way to close it, I did not expect it. Haha.

  • awesome!

  • Great work again, just don't be so long with the net one, it hurts.

  • awesome upload part 4

  • this was great, every video is 5star quality

  • hahahaha man this shit is awesome!

  • Anyone who saw the Dark Knight would get this:

    "The pencil trick" I LMFAO xD!

  • Yeah! :D

  • It seemed like my comments just vanished.

  • They're there. Go to page 3 or 4...here's an example:

    oh great now we have to wait another 6 or 7 months before there's a part 4. Hey movie critic, why didn't you just do this in 2 parts? This is suppose to be a dark knight review not the WHOLE anthology review of batman.

    I don't erase comments no matter if they're positive, negative. All feedback is worthy feedback.

  • Comments tend to vanish when they go past -10 or somthing. Just sayin.

  • Hey what happened to my comments? What couldn't handle what I said? And I didn't use profanity either.

  • I don't see the big deal about the whole coin landing into two-face's hand as he dies. Yeah, it's pretty unlikely, but it's not impossible. Plus it had to be done out of the completion of the character. You can't take TF's coin away from him, even as he dies. It would be like taking Joker's acid squirting flower off him or Penguin his umbrella.

  • I'm glad to hear from you again. I love your commentaries, MPC.

  • Strangely Forever was my Favourite Batman Film. I must be twisted or Somethin. Luvin a shitty movie like that.

  • Hoooray!!! It's up! And it was sure worth the wait! I can't wait to see you review 'the Dark Knight'. u rock mpc!

  • Great work!!! 5 Stars!!!

    Keep it up, thanks.

    I love your works.

  • omfg that was awesome! now I'm anxious for the next one.. dude keep up the good work

  • KEEP IT UP PEOPLE ARE MAD BUT U ROCK

  • i can die now.......... lol!!

  • This video is now irrelevant.

  • Dude your really late with this videos

  • great stuff MRC. I came across your vids looking for a TDK review and ended up watching your other stuff. really enjoyed the Rambo and Predator stuff. And yeah, its all pretty good.

  • Heh, this is very entertaining. But I got to admit, all I want to hear is your final thoughts on TDK...and it seems this is going to drag out for a while. I skip over your speed chat about the previous movies to get to the rest of the review, hoping that at the end of it is your thoughts.

    Love your reviews, respect your opinion, really do. But I think I'll wait until the last part of your TDK reviews to watch. Are you going to hold out until DvD release? Just curious.

  • This was hilarious. The whole ice pun at the end and the apology given towards physics (accepted by Isaac Newton no less!) was pure gold! :D

  • I'm very glad you didn't discontinue this; after a couple of weeks, I was starting to feel as though I wouldn't get to hear the rest of your insight into the Batman movies.

    This was a funny one, haha. XD

    I love the little Isaac Newton that popped in; that was very funny. X3

    Great review! I'm looking forward to the rest of it soon! ^_^

  • Yay ur back!!! Whut tok ya so long, TMPC????

  • Just that ol' boring responsibility life stuff came up. Schedule is back to normal, so vids should appear on a regular basis.

  • Liked the video as a whole but the ending part threw me for a loop, though the Isacc Newton reference was amusing.

  • i hope u make complete review then released it in one time~ :)

  • In the future that'll be the plan.

  • Oh and by the way, did you even finish the alien vs predator requiem review?

  • AVP will be worked on in October. Batman should be complete by the end of September.

  • oh great now we have to wait another 6 or 7 months before there's a part 4. Hey movie critic, why didn't you just do this in 2 parts? This is suppose to be a dark knight review not the WHOLE anthology review of batman.

  • 9:09 how is that improbable? You said yourself batman throws a shit load of coins in the air, so obviously one of the many could've landed on his hand

  • The way it's filmed, it looks like the coins cause Harvey's fall, and as a result, fall first. Then he falls, goes underwater, leaves a hand above water, opens it, and one coin amongst the others lands at that time. Why didn't the other coins fall around the area?

  • cause the movie sucks a massive COCK! If it could suck a bigger cock it would...

    BUT it could've been: the coins fell before him already and one coin teetering on that bar he was standing on, fell afterwards to go on his hand...BOOYA problem solved

  • lol ^-^

  • It's a stretch but imma play devils advocate here, but coins flip, and in the event it's POSSIBLE given enough wind resistance that a flipping coin will fall slower then a hard body...kinda like the feather and the rock idea...

  • No he was trippin' off it flippin' into his hand, not that it fell slower.

  • but the darkness was WHY i liked it as a kid.

  • I liked it too for that reason.

  • fuck that, Returns was awesome

  • oh geez, part 4....lol arnold

  • hOW long till parts 4 & 5?

  • Part 4 - 2 weeks, part 5 - 4 weeks, part 6 - 6 weeks. Sorry, just need the time to keep the quality up.

  • Will you still do Disaster Movie? That one is a "must do" man.

  • Moviepreviewcritic.

    wish most movies were made like this, you really put work into this and i admire that.

    (your original comment; ''Part 4 - 2 weeks, part 5 - 4 weeks, part 6 - 6 weeks. Sorry, just need the time to keep the quality up.'')

    you may not hear is often but...take your time. i really enjoy your vids.

  • OMG!!! please dont take a lot of time on part 4 like you did on part 3.

  • In about 2 weeks.

  • what about mummy 3? I wonder what you have to say about that

  • one word.. shit

  • oh ok thanks dude, hey how old are you man?

  • No prob, I'm 31.

  • holly shit Gangstalicious!!!! you rule youtube man. Hey have you seen the preview of the movie the curious case of benjamin butt? holly shit if you havent search it on i tunes trailers,the only thing i dont like is that the trailer shows too mutch of the plot and just watching the trailer, you can pice the hole movie, but i am still interested on watching it

  • hahah i can not wait for Part 4 XD