The ducks are watching me eat salad in bed

[petergentry]

You should name your ducks, Confit and A L'Orange.

[jchipol]

Bahahahaha...I am a dumb-ass! Pssstttt....I don't have low self esteem, I can laugh at myself.....hahaha!

[TheCheeky02ful]

you should name your ducks gorge gloria and flow

[TheCheeky02ful]

you should name them gorge gloria and flow

[MattieCooper]

Fellini and R.W Fassbinder! Great Duck names!

[jchipol]

Those are perfect names. They'd be the coolest ducks around, maybe they would have a touch of bad ass too. My younger son thinks they really bite.

[Andknowyouknowbuddy]

"my name is jessica, I'm married, and i'm a huge idiot"

[jchipol]

You're a towel.

[Andknowyouknowbuddy]

What on Gods earth mad you think anyone would ever want to see this shit. This deserves to fail and go viral.

I used to feed the ducks too, but goddamnit at least film the ducks.

[jchipol]

I am kind of happy I wasted a bit of your time, it was fun.

[thamer102]

call it ( febe )

i hope you like it :)

[jchipol]

I will name one of them febe. Thank you.

[jchipol]

When I am eating I sound like how you'd think a cow might sound chewing grass or hay....hehehe

[jchipol]

I've been called that before......

[DOCTOROFMINDMD]

funny