Malawian Farting Ban

[TheDragonsword123]

Wow, imagine eating beans and chili there....

[fergusmansfield]

@gblueslover2, you are a racist prick, fuck off and leave our country alone, dont call our people dogs, fuck you, you fucking Nazi

[GearsOfElderScrolls3]

wtf .....................

[gblueslover2]

So, what's illegal, just the NOISE ? If one does a silent fart and it STINKS all to be damn, who they gonna arrest ? They gonna get a DOG and find who's ass it came from ? Even if it were a fart that made noise, and stunk or didn't stink, (for that matter), still - Who's gonna prove whom commited the crime?

WTF- Sounds like society based upon ignorance.

[BassManqk]

meanwhile in Japan farting robots are build

[matheuswoww]

I think we know what happens when a entire town stop farting ... they explode !

[UnitedCorpOfAmerica]

Malawi, the simethicone capital of the world.

[shanetheninja101]

i love how i farted as i was waching this lol

[gumdokim]

I guess gotta cross Malawi off my bucket list, because I'm always farting

[TheBoonigga]

No way,how dare they!! lol

[Meep164]

Lol strangest thing i've heard =)) 

[Nightmareahh]

Just do silent and deadly then move out the way slowly

[ultimaterunescape90]

number 1 post stupid rule on the universe!

[XNA5000]

OMG the guy at 0:50 was totally checking out the lady walking by!

[Watchmaker9]

@XNA5000 She probably farted. Lol.

[Sh4d0wQu33n]

Lol. Only in the 21st century... :D

[Seedot0001]

They must fart way too much in order to get angry and making a big deal out of this

[gurragreat]

I hope no one spontaneously combusts.

[frazerstockton]

I cant wait for the fart themed speak easy's!!

[AstralDragoon]

Outrage! How we stand by and allow the Right of Gas to be so cruelly violated?  Farting is a basic human liberty, and quite frankly I am shocked that the Geneva Convention makes no mention of it. Fight for flatulence!

[TimeForFunnz]

LOLOLOL

[indunamike]

Well! are our issues any more important than this one. I mean this too is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

[Fuzah17]

yeah only the goverment can fart lol stupid ppl

[buloo1234]

this is bullshit

[PUPPYD0GG]

I think if they smelled my farts they would keep the ban with no negotiation.

[galinio4]

i am really happy i can fart in public at my country this is freedom !

[fantasticmura]

She got a Big Ass TITS!!!

[theteacher010]

0:48 anyone else notice the dude in the middle wearing brown is checking out that lady's phat ass lulz

[NickOLarse999]

Why are farting and interfering with the burial of dead bodies lumped together?

[jfdhjgdh2010]

this sounds like some shit out of the onion

[OMG90728]

Mac Tavish : storm is brewing up

Roach: you smell that ewww

Mac Tavish: told ya the storm waz brewing up

[alspearscyrus]

Who would know if they fart ? Gosh -.- Just do it .

[perrofrio]

I thought we had rigid laws in America...........I guess I was wrong.

[chy5398p]

Many living beings, including humans, do break wind at some times. After digestion, we produce more or less methane gas, which we expell from our bodies, sometimes along with excretion. That is the undeniable fact.

Yes, breaking the wind is offensive for some people, but not as worst as saying profanities or slanders to other people. I have a feeling that the government of Malawi should have not passed this ridiculous bill into law. It just makes people's lives more difficult.

[mrmodzZ123]

@chy5398p  your wrong its carbon dioxcde i can't spell it lol

[mrmodzZ123]

@chy5398p your wrong its carbon dioxcde  i can't spell it lol

yoy can die if u don't

[TheEliteNerd]

@mrmodzZ123 Nope, the main gas in farts is methane.

[RoflcoptersForLife]

@TheEliteNerd it's Mainly Nitrogen and carbon dioxide. It's the methane that makes it smell. traces of methane (0%-10%) are in your farts, depending on what you ate before :)

Biologyfag, you jelly?

[TheEliteNerd]

@RoflcoptersForLife No, all out of jelly. Have jam, though.

[mrmodzZ123]

@TheEliteNerd it's not the main farting is the body's way of geting rid of carbon dioxcide

[TheEliteNerd]

@mrmodzZ123 OH GOD, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP REPLYING TO MY COMMENT. GAWD.

[mrmodzZ123]

@TheEliteNerd u shut the fuck up u dick head laptop gangster

[TheEliteNerd]

@mrmodzZ123 Gangster? WTF. WHAT KIND OF INSULT IS THAT?

[mrmodzZ123]

@TheEliteNerd look it up

[xLenaNguyen]

LOL farting ban! XD

[Addyjay1]

WTF i thought it was a farting band =(

[theteacher010]

@Addyjay1 lmao

[zerotankor]

dear lord... it's South Park all over again...

[manush203]

so ironic

the girl wants to fart and the guy tries to forbid it :D

[lc123666]

damn it was about time this law should come to america

[ZombieTacoWaffles]

Thats some F#$@ up S$%@, Imagine

some dude: "ugh, i cant hold it" *farts*

random guy: "Hey, that guy farted!" *points*

police: "GET HIM!"

yup seam retarded to me, its like not letting people breath air.

[TasteMyNutss]

Damn... I thought this said `Farting BAND`

[BensonHo7]

imagine your local police officers giving you a ticket cuz you farted...

[coolmint191]

By the looks of it, the government of Malawi seems a bit underfunded to enforce a law every citizen breaks once or twice daily.

[TasteMyNutss]

@coolmint191 Once or twice? Do you not eat? :P

[MrMistery101]

Frrrp...frp...frp

[nick45644564]

only in a country where you cant see a single white person

[kirmokin2]

holding farts in for an extended period of time, meaning around 7-10 hours or more, can end up poisoning your body.

[RageicaNiels]

sounds like a news repport straight from the onion news network lol

[ily191]

thats fucked

[bahok123]

LOL this is stupid..

[Chaytup]

"which will made it"

[Kefreniktoth]

is wrong if i get an erection with this?

[Neilsaccount55555]

I just broke a Malawian law.....

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

just plain ridiculous...

[GrandTheftHollow]

they should all make a riot and then fart all they want. the government cant jail everybody....can he?

[720moorhsum]

if they dont fart then the gas will build up and they will spontaniiously combust!!!!!

havnt you seen south park

[Lamborghini120]

Really?! The government has nothing better to do than pass frekin fating laws, lol

[arcangelkrlos]

"We all have our right to fart"... LOL It's true, but somehow funny to hear... The Fart Revolution? xD

[Misame5]

Am from Malawi and this is mind numbingly stupid... Revolution ensues

[deejayMEBBYromeo]

I don't think a bodybuilder would survive there.

[brackenjo]

This sounds like a news report from The Onion.

[glitchstudent]

i cant help but laugh at these comments plus i know id go to jail for farting in that place.

[suga05123]

and what about those silent but deadly farts how would you know who did it???

[plastof]

my question is how do u tell who farted......?? do u round accused up and ask them to fart out a sample and analyse the smells.........??

[chrisw40]

a fart probably smells way better than that town.

[TaufanDermawan]

No problem, set it to silent mode or vibrate mode. hahahaha

[MrPaulAlcantara]

makes sense

[geektoro]

I smell a new market. Ass muffers.

[ninabanina404]

sad...

[ChoMamasofat]

How bad are the farts there that they need to make it a crime

[OhRishtopher]

What do not burying your dead and fortune tellers have to do with farting? I don't know how Malawi's government works but whoever added the farting thing to that bill needs help...

[DevilsCarnation]

WE ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO FART!

[demonatemu]

They should show their government the dangers of spontaneous combustion

[Justgoodvids]

First time you don't see devastated Native Africans...

[beanzieb0y23]

What about queefing?

[CRAPCANNONS]

This is all Madonna's fault.

[adamantchese]

forunte telling = farting as a criminal offense. WHAT THE FU-

[walltowall5]

i dont think farting its the biggest problem they have....

[Threetails]

In the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Fart proudly."

[brian940808]

INB4 SHITSTORM

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

- Sir, I am sorry but that will be 5$ for farting.

- But, that was my chair squeaking!

- Sir, please don't argue with me!

- See, here! *squeak squeak squeak*

- Alright, you wanted it! 20$ for repeated farting or you go to jail!!!

[corunguneee]

Whoever smelt it dealt it...and then gets the chair.

I bet queefing is okay though...butt racists. -_-

[tigereye1011]

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FART,BURP,VOMIT,POOP,AND PEE

[rmadmsrud3]

" We all have our right to fart "

[xilliah]

1zA30iiXGZY

[xilliah]

One of those wtf moments

[HiJaayD]

Can i shit though?

[HitBoy9000]

It's very hard to hold in a fart, trust me, I know this.

[JaxxDaemon]

Savage country.

[SkyStarSystem]

this is just like south park because there was an episode where they banned farting.

[AliciaTransmuted]

Just when you think you've heard it all.

Don't they have more pressing issues than these???

[biologyprodigy]

You'll burst into fire if you hold it in.

[ChrisAstro30]

LOL!

[killerinstinct1337]

HOW DARE THEY TRAMPLE OUR HUMAN RIGHT OF FARTING !?

[zeldakiki]

@killerinstinct1337 LOL

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

Viva la revolucion

[YippieYiYoYo]

realise?



[Centribo]

Lol lets ban something that is built into every human being.

[ohelnitnit]

The bill was passed like last month, does anyone know if its been repealed yet?

[willyrobson]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Chewie316]

Its good to see bullshit laws are made in other countries too. Clench 'em real tight, boys and girls!

[id0stuff]

man they gotta be bored over there

[MrSurufka]

wtf??

[Fuice1]

I would love to walk passed those police officers and let go of a silence fart.

[ILikeWeatherGuy]

that government is dumb

[Dookiii]

WHO CARES ABOUT MALABlABLABLA WHAT EVER?!?!

[ayman1006]

lol

[nakorn86]

Come to America you can fart all you want. What a country! Eh

[tranquiliz3r23]

"we all have the right to life, liberty, property and farting" (c) John Locke

[PalkaSvechi]

We can only imagine how these people will protest...

[ryken102]

Fartnarok is nigh

[aznlilhero]

Terrence and Phillip?

[iTaLianDonkei]

do all women have big boobies here?

[0MGmimo]

@iTaLianDonkei Yes, all of them. 100% fat tho.

[Zant5976]

"A storm is brewing..."

A shitstorm?

[safewaysecurity]

This is the exact kind of thing a big nanny state Democrat would pass...

[iTzBuFaLoWinGz]

Real men do other men

[AZn5t0n3R]

That law reminds me of the marijuana prohibition...

[Zergikun]

@AZn5t0n3R No similarity at all but whatever...

[AZn5t0n3R]

@Zergikun yes there is, both are incredibly stupid

[Zergikun]

@AZn5t0n3R Actually, marijuana prohibition isn't stupid. But I guess a drughead can't understand why it isn't allowed. Have your ever heard of THC? Do you know that driving when you smoked some weed has the same risk as driving when being drunk? And before you start arguing that alcohol isn't forbidden either: in my opinion, no drugs should be allowed, because most of them are also a health risk for others. Alcohol, cigarettes, weed, etc.

[AlbinoGhandi]

@Zergikun

Kill yourself you straight edge uninformed faggot. Don`t spout about topics you have zero knowledge/experience regarding.

[AZn5t0n3R]

@AlbinoGhandi lol u tell that nazi ;D

[DRSelkirk]

@Zergikun Watch the movie "American Drug War" /watch?v=6CyuBuT_7I4

[Zergikun]

@DRSelkirk Sorry, but unless you have got a version with subtitles I won't watch it. I'm from Germany, English isn't my mother language. Unfortunately my English isn't good enough (yet) to understand a whole movie on English.

[DRSelkirk]

@Zergikun ah man. Okay well your writing is great. Watch it when you learn a little more, the movie is very well done.

[Zergikun]

@DRSelkirk Thanks. Well, I guess at least I can try it... But not today, I'll do it this week though. I will contact you again once I've done it.

[AZn5t0n3R]

@Zergikun Ok i will not start an argument over this. You have your opinions and i have mine.

Everything in moderation imo

[icedemon175]

thats a stupid law

[DrRiq]

3 people think farting should be banned

[LEGION141]

I say the law over there should be the same as over here; Whoever smelt it, delt it

[xDontFaintx]

Why does the video shows their police checking out a chick's ass ?

I call racism =p

[tehcexymeowmix]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT ABOUT ANIMALS?

[TheSunmanho]

negroes...LOL...funny creatures

[firestar491]

they got troll'd

[water5000]

OOOHH NOOOO I FARTED AND ITS GONNA START THE APOCALYPSE!

[SexyBuilder1888]

i'd say the people in this video are talking about some government corruption, and some asshole decided to add in ''farting ban'' subtitles

[tehcexymeowmix]

@SexyBuilder1888

lol

[shur1213]

Wow jack vale would die there.

[BrunoTimoteo]

i farted...

[aronth]

co za asy...

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@aronth im giving you attention

[chrysillo]

and I thought my country's government was retarded... >.<

[tom12tom12]

And fucking Africa wonder why they fail...

[sillywilliam1]

1 person has farted in public

[urhomies]

It's proven that a healthy human farts around 10 times a day... Without knowing it.

[jklmnop9999]

Hmph! Such Kimbombo....

[wafflepiepancake]

What is this I don't even???

[thomasamagne]

not me!!

[Kan2209]

This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

[indierollz]

lol at bodily functions being illegal.

[jigglypuff1337]

Just what Smosh predicted!

[JBroMCMXCI]

what the brown

[davidsquall351]

Silly Law......

[bilyisbored92]

what the fart

[sanoy98]

rlly what is wrong with them

[MurdocLC]

...

[dshaw8771]

That's inhumane.

[itsabomberscope]

Its the politicians who create the most gas! its cold hot air! and its all they spout!

[videohead118]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­

[UglyMannheim]

A lot of trouble over a dirty bubble.

[GiveDares]

omg my channel is sexy :)

[Porsche010]

Are they made of poo?