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  • You made this yourself, you ungrateful jerk.

  • 2:38 is that voldomort!?!?!?!?!

  • Brings back memories

  • 8:48 "Oh no! not you again" LOL

  • @dragonstormx well Kratos wasn't strong enough to kill him until he got the Blades of Chaos and now that they both have magic weapons it's a level playing field.

  • 2:07 to 2:13, epic door slam.

  • Guess that statue was left eye dominant with power beams.

  • So Kratos fights all those monsters, and he has difficulty with an old man with a magic weapon, but no powers.

    I would have put Hercules and and Achilles in this game instead of the Theseus and Persuades.

    The ship captain should have made another appearance in GOWIII.

  • @dragonstormx least you fight Hercules in GOWIII

  • @Darkheart9875

    Yeah, which was cool, but Kratos having difficulty against bosses that are ordinary men is just weird.

  • @dragonstormx you have to remember that he is a mortal now. All of his godly powers were drained into the sword. The only thing the has left is his demigod half

  • @zechrov

    He still has the powers he started the first game with, a normal man shouldn't be to challenge him.

  • I think Kratos likes the movie "American History X"

  • Only Kratos can kill the same person 3 times

  • But even though the barbarian king was a "barbarian" he dosent really seem to be a viking. that is unless there was a viking invasion of sparta in the game. But i guess as far as teuton ?scandinavian ? germanic myth goes, he should be in odins hall. it does seem kinda weird

  • those steeds of time look like they need some spit and polish. maybe some anti-rust as well.....

  • thats kratos brother?

  • @dfreshie821

    no

  • 8:45, this is what? the 3rd time that dude from the Hydra part of GoW has been fucked over by Kratos? He needs to just move somewhere else, lol

  • why does every item kratos collects does he shove them up his ass?

  • I don't get why Gaia keeps reminding Kratos of what his mission is. Yeah we got that the first time but come on. I'm surprised that he didn't tell her to shut the f#@k up.

  • DOOR PWANAGE

  • "I am what the Gods have made me!" My favourite line in the entire game!

  • breaking that statues face is the perfect fuck you

  • what's the song called at 4.24...it's amazin'

  • Kratos has an obsession with bashing people to a pulp lol

  • @AtlasTitanX Yeah ... I reckon anger management class is a wee bit late for good ol' Kratos, huh?

  • i am what the gods have made me!!!!!!!

  • that dude from the Hydra has no luck

  • by the looks of how kratos aquires his powers

    it looks painful (eg.Power of Prometheus)

  • although the return of the barbarian king was a cool moment. And it was a cool fight. And it's cool that you get his hammer, but it doesn't make sense that he had to fight his way out of the grips of Hades... Nor is he affected by the sisters of fate. If he's a barbarian he would've gone to walhalla or something. Still, great fight.

  • @JazzmanJessedereu yyeah...exept in greek mythology there was no walhalla :)

  • @JazzmanJessedereu lol dude its vahalla, and im guessing they're going with the greek mythology is the right religion and everyone else's is wrong, that's why the barbarian went to greek hell i guess lol just thinkin too much of it

  • 2:07 That guy Thinking" this look Bad."

    2:13 "OMG This is SO PAINFUL,HELP ME!! GOD!!

    2:15 Krato- Where Your GOd Now?!

  • from 8:55 to 9:02 all hail hratos the god of carnival games

  • lol look at Kratos next to Theseus.

    "I am son of Zeus and I need to kill him!"

    "ORLY, little man?"

  • is there ever a story in greek mytholgy that doesn't have a tragic ending god so depressing

  • Roy Campel (MGS Paul Eiding) again playing Thiseas ..in GoW 1 he was Zeus...he got demoted ..lololololol

  • Behold the might of the door.

  • at 2:10

    bloody hell..... technically, bloody heaven lol

  • When you´re playing with Titan mode difficulty level the point at 2:00 just feels the best 10 hit combo in any videogame ever

  • 2:10-2:15 OWNED

  • 8:52-9:01 Barbarian King is banhammered back to Hades!

  • i liked gow 2 but i felt they got lazy with the animation and the plots not the most awesome but gameplay are awesome

  • your soul wil never find peace for what you have become. I am what the gods have made me

  • 8:45 that guy has alot of bad luck with Kratos

  • lol yeah he does. good comic mischief though. i hope he finds his way into gow3

  • at line 8:46 was that theseus or the guy kratos killed in god of war 1 wen he goes inside the hydra?

  • A Captain from the first GoW, eaten by Hydra and finished by Kratos.

  • no. he is a barbarian king cratos killed in the first game. not the one inside the hydra. the one he kills in a movie in the beginning

  • Yeah I thought this once. The ship captain from God Of War 1 probably starved to death or something since he and Kratos fell into the underworld about the same time. No stomach acids or anything since the Hydra was already dead you know

  • now thats some horsepower.

  • damn you hear a lot that betray thing "you will return to that moment when seuz betrayed" with their power you will return... bla bla cool tho i love this game altho i never actually played it

  • god damn it... ZEUS, not seuz.. fuck!

  • is god of war 2 longer game than gow1???

  • yes

  • just keep clicking at 2:09

  • cronos fires his lazah to kratos lol

  • theseus got owned

  • 5:45

    i like when kratos says that

    I AM WHAT THE GODS HAVE MADE ME!

  • theseus is such a hasbeen

  • That ship captain had destiny to be always meet kratos... maybe in GoW he will be appeared again...LOL

  • Kratos is strong enough to destroy solid stone Walls, but too weak to carry a corpse over a 50 cm high fence. He can impale the head of a giant hydra on a pole, but he is too weak to break into a wooden door, because he has not the key. He can hold the foot of the Colossus of Rhodes, but he can barely lift those small Gates.

  • Yeah....Suspend your disbelief I suppose. Lmao that's a lot of disbelief to try to suspend though you have a point.

  • He lost all his godly powers when Zeus stripped them from him. In the earlier game and at the start of this one he was blessed by the gods. Ares, and then Athena.

  • He gets tired easily? Ahaha

  • @krux02

    He quite possible the best video game example the trope "AsPowerfulAsHeNeedsToBe"

  • @krux02

    Oh and lets not forget have difficulty against mortals with no powers, and losing to one in GOS

  • "no!! not you again " this guy is following Kratos xD

  • in the begining the guys laugh reminds me of ppl common laugh before their death xD

  • oh god, how i love the 1st sister's voice

  • For some strange reason after watching this I want some red cool aid.

  • 8:44

    that poor guy lol

  • 2:07 fuck yeah

  • "You seek the sisters to kill Zeus... Ha ha ha ha ha!"

    Yeah, that's not gonna be so funny when I am repeatedly crushing your damn head in the doorway Theseus.

  • bloody hell! this game is fucking brutal man

  • Thank u so much Silent ^^

  • I laughed so hard at 2:08-2:13.

    I am going to hell for that.

  • Maybe it's not clear, but I've understood the sense yet! I need the EXACT WORDS.

    I've understood that:

    Our destiny has ... , warrior. Befor my fall, the Great War was ... . I get away the last ... of my magic. For the good of the Tytans, I ... .

    There are some gaps.

  • Oue Destiny has brought us together, warrior. Before my fall in the Great War with the gods, I was given away the last remnants of my magic. For the good of the Titans, I, Cronos, now leave all that is left...upon you. Use it well!

  • 2:11 gives me a headache!^^

  • I loved the barbarian King weapon. Every chance I had I'd use that weapon instead of the 2 swords,

    But I never saw that guy he summoned who says "Not you again." when I fought him.

  • I had understood the sense yet, but I need the exact words of his speech.

  • he tells kratos that before zeus betrayed him he hid away some of his powers and that he now bestows them upon kratos

  • Can someone tell me what Kronos tells Kratos? I'm Italian and I don't understand some parts of his speech.

    Thank u so much.

  • Kronos said that he will give what is left of his magic to Kratos. That's basically it. LOL

  • So much horsepower.....

  • I like the narrator's voice. She must be an actress or something big.

  • he bitch smacked her nose off

  • Your soul will never find peace of what you have become!

  • Fatality!

  • 2:10-2:15 brutal

  • Is the four armed titan Atlas?

  • yes

  • ya kratos has the right idea 'u tell me something i dont like ill cut your head off' lol

  • oh man dat guy wit da big spear had da worst death man getting smacked in face by door 12 times shit

  • thats the gate keeper!

  • Damn. Fuck Hitler's Aryans, It's all about Kratos!!! You hear that random brainless Neo-nazis?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Kratos is hardcore!

  • this game is so bad ass! and believe it or not...i think kratos is kinda hot....:O i kno....XD lol

  • Hot-Dang, If I were Kratos at the end of this vid, i'd scream the longs out of my body as a victory cry :O

  • ahh... the part when kratos crushes his head is my favorite part of the game

  • Humm... poor teseus

    I would like to see Kratos fighting Achiles

    what a hell of a baattle dont u think?

  • Oh yeah that would be...EPIC!

  • he slamed the shit out of his head!

  • too bad this aint out on the pc:(

  • I have a remark

    the hammer is from Nordic mythology and the man with the hammer looks like the Scandinavian god Thor. in other hand I loved the scene when Kratos separated the head from the rest of his body

  • todos los huevo del mundo tiene el god of war ;)

  • Greeks are superiors

  • boosh

  • no abusive language (it's childish) & only the words and the swords ... hell ya

  • You do realize, you don't need fowl language to imply a point, don't you?

  • u getting me wrong .. I meant using abusive language is childish cause children and teens more abuse then old ones now a days

  • dude that is not true.. my supervisor is like freaking 50..something and he cuzes all the time.. hes like.. mothaF.. drivers.. F*(& Bush.. im tellin u!!

  • The guy at the beginning laughs like ganondorf.

  • fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That had some of the best real-time cutscenes I've seen of it's generation.

  • This game is MADNESS!

  • madness?......THIS IS SPARTA!!!

  • lmao apparently kratos is the greatest warrior in greece

  • the first gow game i played was this one and after i beat this guy i almost throw up but now i think its funny

  • So its mostly Gaia fault :(

    EAT THE BABYY!!!

  • the best GOW game is chains of olimpus

  • chains of olympus is awesome loli love the final boss fight, and the button sequence with atlas :D

  • I want one of those horses...

  • haha,i know XD

  • Visually the best playstation 2 game out their to date.

  • kronos = hellboy

  • Cronos looks kinda freaky...

  • whats btw?

  • I remember fighting Theseus. My mom was watching and started say WTF when I was smashing his head in the door lol

  • that is funny

  • yeah it is pretty funny. especially the part at the end where the spirit goes "not you again". that was the same guy from god of war 1........and he said the exact same thing again.

  • and you also kill him in hell (god of war 1)

    that dude is killed 3 times , poor man

  • my dogs name is Theseus and he knows math.

  • That old warrior Kratos fought at the door got PWNED; slamming his head in the door repeatedly just added more injury to insult!!

  • Didn't Cam Clarke voice Kratos? Because I know Paul Eiding voices Theseus.

  • T.C Carson voiced Kratos

  • Ah, my bad.

  • yeah! the barbarian king kicks ass :P he's cool as hell!

  • i tink theseus might have a bit of a headache.....

  • this is darth mole

  • shut the fuck up zengx

  • Mookie? Any releations to Mookie the Fake SEAL, aka Ben Thomas? :]

  • If you think this game's retarded, then why the hell are you WATCHING CUTSCENES OF A GAME YOU THINK IS RETARDED!?

  • experiment*

    some*

    guinea*

  • that theseus(or w/e) has to be huge,cause if you put kratos up to a man considered tall,he towers over him (or so i have observed)

  • Wait, you're confusing me...tell me if I'm wrong, is this what you mean? "Kratos is really tall and towers over most tall people, so Theseus must be enormous?"

  • who's that guy in the horse?

  • The Barbarian King. In GoW when revealing Kratos's past, he was about to kill Kratos when Spartan sold himself to Ares. Thanks to that, Kratos beheaded him. But the Barbarian King escaped Hades and seeks him vengeance.

  • no he's a warrior

  • is the guy guarding the door a titan

  • No he is not but he's the son of a god (Poseidon)

  • He is Theseus, the hero of Athens. You remember the myth about Minotaur of Knossos, Crete? It is him who killed that monster. Here he is the guardian of the Steeds of Time.

  • well that is one way to make sure a door works nice job kratos

  • Imagine if kratos was bashing theseus' head on the door, but at the same time, jamming theseus' weapon in his ass.

  • That would be sick, but extremely funny.

  • Funny? Jeez, those games really fuck-up peoples' brains. How about Kratos bashing the door at Theseus' head and assraping him at the same time? :] BTW, I wonder how you two react when you're about to get an injection. By turnig pale and fainting, perhaps? Posers :]

  • uh oh. . . someone got issues. LOL!!

  • You think I got issues? Hmm. Are you able to decribe WHY? :))))))

  • What kind of power did kronos give to kratos? What dose it do?

  • kronos had been given the pondoras temple on his back for revenge and inside there was a thingy called pandoras box which kratos found and used it too kill ares

  • yep, and combined with the power of the fates, he can go back in time and change his fate..

  • It is called the Rage of Kronos. It is a kind of examplation why Zeus tosses Thunderbolts. The Rage of Kronos created a small thunder storm that wounds and stuns enemies of all type.

  • feel sorry 4 theseus, being killed like that. but only god of war can thing of a death like that, it's why i LOVE THIS GAME!!!

  • The Steeds of Time cutscene was unbelievable.

  • it would be damn funny if Kratos told Theseus a knock knock joke while he was bashing his head at the door