Since Darth Vader learned Hokuto Shin Ken, things have been different throughout the Empire. For instance, the Death Star's main gun has been deactivated. All they need to do is send Vader down to the planet so he can hit the soil with a finger, return to his ship and send a message to its inhabitants: "You are already dead."
Add another member of the dark side now. I was a bit on the good side but… fuck it, Fist of the Death Star got me convinced…
Now imagine Vader doing his breathing really fast as he slices a motherfucker up. "HOH-PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUH!" (to me his breathing always sounded like HOH PUH… HOH PUH… dunno why)
The funnier part is that, from what I've seen, Raoh ask his victims as he points to the sky "Can you see that star shining? If you can, it means you've just seen the Death Star". I am not joking.
@karagz Well, if Obi Wan is the Ryuken of Star Wars, he did kill him, so that might be. But I think he was originally referencing his disfigured face and body. The fact he wears a mask.
@Sanimangas This I why I am taking my Car on my day off from work to go and training in my Martial art of choice. Kaju. 30 year old nerds who still haven't dropped their ball yet are pathetic. Beards just make you a slob unless proven otherwise. I assume slob.
Excuse me sir. I was only making a funny of how manly FNS was. I am sorry if I have offended you, I am only 15(that strengthens the beard joke even more). I am just saying you you need to experience something different every once in a while. Can't hurt unless it was mainstream.
@Sanimangas LOL my first instinct was right. But I know plenty of 20+ people who just seem like do nothing weebos. Be warned. Starting being a weebo at your age is dangerous.
Actually I'd have to be white to be a weebo. But you really are missing out on FotNS. You will never understand the memes cause you are already dead. That was a meme not a threat. Ok don't get nerdrage.
@RELLIKPIR The only thing lame here is your pitiful comment. >_> What the hell does Vaders breathing have to do with the vid itself being 'lame', the whole point of this vid was him singing...
Whatever. You may have your own opinion on things, but, really, this vid is VERY well liked and does not need haters poping in to critisize it for mundane things which don't even mater...-_-
In short, if you have a problem, offer ways on how to improve to. Otherwise simply STFU and GTFO this vid. >:(
@Invincnerd Because Kamina's manlyness is unmeasurable.
Of course ever since Masaki Endoh started doing covers every anime he touches becomes manly beyond logical thinking, therefore any comparison between these is just an assumption of our feeble minds..
@Invincnerd To be fair, Gurren is kind of a different sort of manly. Robo/gun-maku manly just can't compete when compared to the sheer manly balls HnK has with the mad fist fighting. It's almost unfair. But Ken always plays fair.
@Blazeboy66 Screw that, give me a dubb where Vader says "I´ve climbed out from the depths of hell to beat you" to Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi when they meet in A new hope.
Vader slices with his lightsaber while shouting atatatatata
RPGFan28 1 week ago
Since Darth Vader learned Hokuto Shin Ken, things have been different throughout the Empire. For instance, the Death Star's main gun has been deactivated. All they need to do is send Vader down to the planet so he can hit the soil with a finger, return to his ship and send a message to its inhabitants: "You are already dead."
xservintage 1 week ago
this is simply spectacular
dante67ify 3 weeks ago
ALDERAAN IS ALREADY DEAD
fluvids 3 weeks ago 6
Lol'd
MrXwolverinex 1 month ago
roflmao
ConstantesCalumnias 1 month ago
so this is what vader does in his meditation chamber.
5H4K490 1 month ago
Muito engraçado uahsuahushausaushuahs qm foi o chapado q inventou isso????
Orfeu666ful 1 month ago
I imagined Vader singing this at a karaoke bar.
TheTextGuy 1 month ago 10
I can totally see Darth Vader humming/singing this through the halls of the Death Star.
mirrorpiece 1 month ago 8
Add another member of the dark side now. I was a bit on the good side but… fuck it, Fist of the Death Star got me convinced…
Now imagine Vader doing his breathing really fast as he slices a motherfucker up. "HOH-PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUH!" (to me his breathing always sounded like HOH PUH… HOH PUH… dunno why)
redrangers4ever 1 month ago
This is the true power of the Dark Side. Not that pansy lightning or cheesy choking. This is the real deal, my apprentice...
Rhyas9 1 month ago
this mad me laugh my ass of
Scartorvian 1 month ago
soooooo.....i believe we should change the offical name to the "You Are Already Dead Star".....just sayin. sounds a lot better than death star to me.
MudStompa 1 month ago
wow, some guy in a galaxy far far away long time ago knows about japan. i suppose being a sith would be a no good reason.
MrMonotone 1 month ago
It sounds twice as awesome with a bass voice.
tbarbdrills 1 month ago
Wow, Darth Vader can sing in Japanese fluently.
SMAXZO 2 months ago
Darth Vader:Luke i am already your father.
Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait wut?!
biterness2323 2 months ago 4
@biterness2323 just realised someone 'already' made this joke.
biterness2323 2 months ago
Fist Of The Death Star (Sorry to anyone who already said this)
racmond9 2 months ago
ahahaha is son simplebut so brilliant xD
Pato838 2 months ago
Hokuto: Gosho Ha
What Death Star?
BeefiestName 2 months ago
the funny part is, in KoToR theres an NPC named jagi.
link45458 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@link45458
The funnier part is that, from what I've seen, Raoh ask his victims as he points to the sky "Can you see that star shining? If you can, it means you've just seen the Death Star". I am not joking.
ChaosMissile 2 months ago 3
@ChaosMissile So, Hokuto no Ken is canon with Star Wars? AWESOME!
SMAXZO 1 month ago
Luke is already dead.
narrat0r12 3 months ago 8
lol the death star they been talking about in hokuto no ken
must of been the death star from star wars all along.
Ellista2k 3 months ago
I am now literally starry-eyed
friktastic5 3 months ago
+1 Dark Side.
Rhyas9 3 months ago 3
Proud member of the 501st.
Vader's fist.
Star Wars Battlefront for life.
Thatoneassclown 3 months ago 3
"Luke, I am already your father"
AlllexL 3 months ago 12
0:50"...I am a father, son....."
xiaoyucapx 3 months ago 7
vader. the jagi of star wars
link45458 3 months ago 5
@link45458 Dude please, Jagi was a loser. He is Raoh of Star Wars
karagz 3 months ago 7
@karagz Well, if Obi Wan is the Ryuken of Star Wars, he did kill him, so that might be. But I think he was originally referencing his disfigured face and body. The fact he wears a mask.
BeefiestName 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@BeefiestName Probably, but well since ohhh i realized whatever i say will now be Captain Obvious
karagz 3 months ago
Words... cannot... describe the awesomeness
karagz 4 months ago
@karagz ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! ....You awesome is already described.
Boredgamer777 3 months ago 3
Luke You are Already Dead.
MrShootinputin 4 months ago 20
1:04 is man heaven on ears trumpets blazing sirens wailing
UnseenSpartan 4 months ago
Es lo mas Friki que vi en mi vida
HectorDiazftw 4 months ago
Obi Wan used Hokuto Shinken with anakin and left him in this state.
NeoGamemaster 4 months ago
even Vader bows to the greatness of Hokuto.
OniOfChaos 4 months ago
WHEN LAST WE MET, I WAS BUT A LEARNER. NOW, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.
InnocentDarkside 4 months ago 86
Che bello.
Nermal97 4 months ago
Come canta bene Darth Vader di Guerre Stellari.
Nermal97 4 months ago
darth vader has, guitar tuned to C. awsome
M34Clan8 5 months ago 2
Bellissimo.
Nermal97 5 months ago
Everyone wa shock, even Vader. XD
underwatercookie 5 months ago
Darth vader is already dead!
alipdf 5 months ago
you should have put the NNOOOOOO at the end
CowboyYAKEDO 5 months ago
Omae wa... *deep mechanical breathing* mo SHINDERU!!
BrotherChaplain 5 months ago 3
Not exactly sure how you did it, but you managed to make this song sound even more awesome.
phontomen 5 months ago
Best.Video.EVER.
RinKagamineFTW 5 months ago
This amused me SEVERLY XD!
ManaYuGiOhGX5Ds 5 months ago
O___O
XsaadowX 5 months ago
Luke, you're already dead.
saturnurameshi 5 months ago
"Luke, I am your faATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT!"
HyperShadowDaBeast 5 months ago 13
The North Star is strong with this one.
DarthJoshReturns 5 months ago 8
This is as manly as T-Rex on steroid with testoterone+adrenaline cocktail injection mixed with caffeine and sugar overload.
rimidalvetarak 5 months ago
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. Also, you're already dead."
dark7element 5 months ago 3
@NeoKiryu This is brilliant dude !!
umoette 5 months ago
AT-AT AT-AT AT-AT AT-AT!
DarkWarriorAntaeus 6 months ago 4
Vader : Luke... I am...
Luke : NO ! You're not my father !
Vader : No.... I'm kenshiro, and you are already dead !
Luke : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
deathzexion 6 months ago 9
Omae wa mo in Dark Side!
mregasi 6 months ago
Haha. Fist of the Death Star.
zoidsmaniac 6 months ago 185
@zoidsmaniac BEST.COMMENT.EVER
HiroIndo16 2 months ago
@HiroIndo16 Seconded!
Zangamarth 2 months ago
beating luke with one thousand punches in 5 seconds OHYEAH!!!
Akuseru333 6 months ago
That was seriously boss. I loved it.
BeefiestName 6 months ago
epic!
Clubber0815 6 months ago
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MeRuleDaWorld 6 months ago
@MeRuleDaWorld *You're
MrNudeypants 6 months ago
ME GUSTA
Dinoscarex 6 months ago
Who knew that Vader speaks perfect Japanese?
WerdyA 6 months ago 18
@WerdyA
In Soul Calibur IV he talks it too XD
CyberBlueAlex 6 months ago
This is the epitome of fucking manly
Shintai123 6 months ago
i just grew 5 balls
SuperWing0 6 months ago 3
@SuperWing0 I just crapped dark matter
dccmpbll 6 months ago
@dccmpbll shit ur tolite must have exploded
SuperWing0 6 months ago
@SuperWing0 Making 12, since you get some from watching HnK in the first place.
Zangamarth 1 month ago
You are already dead...all too easy.
pernch 6 months ago
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pernch 6 months ago
This is so epic I was already dead before I started listening to it
Hessualunlocked 6 months ago
fourteen people who disliked this are already dead... by force choke. YOU WA SHOCK darkside
Jacer92 6 months ago
I find your lack of faith disturbing. You're already dead.
WA-TAAAAAA!!! *Force choke that somehow causes explosions*
WiiMan25 7 months ago
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WiiMan25 7 months ago
Hilariously enough, the lyrics of the song translated fits perfectly well with Darth Vader's backstory.
Kulsprutejojjo 7 months ago 6
Vader is now some super powered robotic Mr.T sounding dude, whose in serious need of cough drops.
Dillrod90 7 months ago 4
OH MY SHIT
THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING MY EARS HAVE EVER BEHELD
MrGatsuga 7 months ago
@NeoKiryu lol, reverse engrish
evilmick66 7 months ago
VADER WAS ALREADY MANLY BUT VADER ENTER NEW STAGE OF MANLIEST
1988batmanfan 7 months ago 5
Actually... Vader kinda looks like a FotNS-villain.
Lazzuu 7 months ago
MDR
Tyrannus59 7 months ago
Rated with Seven Stars!! XD
dcabrg 7 months ago
how did you do that dude? it's supaaa cool
Karakura12 7 months ago
Luke... you are already dead
omgitsFelz 8 months ago 6
LOL and thumbs up if your here because of lucky star ova >.<
darksied89 8 months ago
obiwan would be toki
bleeborg 8 months ago 10
I'm already your father.
KitsuneShapeShifter 8 months ago 3
Raoh: "Rei, before we begin, let me ask you something. Have you seen the star next to the Big Dipper?"
Rei: "THAT'S NO STAR"
Rygith 8 months ago 87
did you know?:
vader's already dead
WolfClant 8 months ago
@NeoKiryu You are already father ?
Hybris 9 months ago
I'm suprise how Vader can hold his classic breathing WHILE singing
Kervinlereturns 9 months ago
@NeoKiryu haha! brilliant
V3NOMXIII 9 months ago
364 likes on a vid only shared with other nerdgazms means shit.
RELLIKPIR 9 months ago
@RELLIKPIR Your nothing more than a Troll...
Begone, insect. -_-
VoidOmega111 8 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
GOD this vid Sucks. Why did I get a link to it. Sounds more like Jaba the hut singing.
RELLIKPIR 9 months ago
@RELLIKPIR
Obviously you have never read Fist of the North Star I can tell from your lack of puberty. I grew a full beard after reading it cause it was so manly.
Sanimangas 7 months ago 4
@Sanimangas This I why I am taking my Car on my day off from work to go and training in my Martial art of choice. Kaju. 30 year old nerds who still haven't dropped their ball yet are pathetic. Beards just make you a slob unless proven otherwise. I assume slob.
RELLIKPIR 7 months ago
@RELLIKPIR
Excuse me sir. I was only making a funny of how manly FNS was. I am sorry if I have offended you, I am only 15(that strengthens the beard joke even more). I am just saying you you need to experience something different every once in a while. Can't hurt unless it was mainstream.
Sanimangas 7 months ago
@Sanimangas LOL my first instinct was right. But I know plenty of 20+ people who just seem like do nothing weebos. Be warned. Starting being a weebo at your age is dangerous.
RELLIKPIR 7 months ago
@RELLIKPIR
Actually I'd have to be white to be a weebo. But you really are missing out on FotNS. You will never understand the memes cause you are already dead. That was a meme not a threat. Ok don't get nerdrage.
Sanimangas 7 months ago
@Sanimangas can u explain wtf a weaboo is
SuperWing0 6 months ago
@SuperWing0 Weeaboo = someone who has an obsession with Japanese stuff. Same thing as wapanese.
dccmpbll 6 months ago
@dccmpbll dose liking anime count
SuperWing0 6 months ago
@SuperWing0 Not necessarily
dccmpbll 6 months ago
@dccmpbll good lol
SuperWing0 6 months ago
Ha ha
f350powerstroke 9 months ago
sounds nothing like him
ferretsshadow 9 months ago
*Force Choke* ''Your lack of love disturbs me.''
EarthGainX 9 months ago 6
Lame. And he didn't breath at all. Other than having Vadar in the name I would never have known.
RELLIKPIR 9 months ago
@RELLIKPIR The only thing lame here is your pitiful comment. >_> What the hell does Vaders breathing have to do with the vid itself being 'lame', the whole point of this vid was him singing...
Whatever. You may have your own opinion on things, but, really, this vid is VERY well liked and does not need haters poping in to critisize it for mundane things which don't even mater...-_-
In short, if you have a problem, offer ways on how to improve to. Otherwise simply STFU and GTFO this vid. >:(
VoidOmega111 9 months ago
@NeoKiryu LOL!!! It made me laugh even harder because I knew what it meant, which makes it more EPIC!
smokintheblaze 9 months ago
"Everyone's favourite Sith Lord takes a crack at the theme song to the manliest anime ever `Fist of the North Star`"
You have obviously not watched Gurren Lagann.
ChReNiC 10 months ago
@ChReNiC Gurren Lagann pales in comparison to Hokuto No Ken.
Kaminah's manliness isn't even near the manliness of RAOH's eyebrows.
Invincnerd 10 months ago 6
@Invincnerd Because Kamina's manlyness is unmeasurable.
Of course ever since Masaki Endoh started doing covers every anime he touches becomes manly beyond logical thinking, therefore any comparison between these is just an assumption of our feeble minds..
TL;DR Masaki Endoh's covers = ∞ manlyness.
He has done both this and Sorairo Days so...
ChReNiC 10 months ago
@ChReNiC
Foolish child.
-By Masaki Endoh... Ai Wo Torimodose is already covered.-
And Masaki Endoh didn't make Hokuto no Ken manly because he sang it's theme song.
Endoh became manly BECAUSE he sang it's theme song.
Seriously Chren. Go watch the original Hokuto No Ken series.
I've watched both and TTGL has NOTHING on HnK when it came to manliness.
In fact, Kaminah's sacrifice can be considered typical anime fare when compared to Raoh's Swan Song.
Invincnerd 10 months ago 6
@Invincnerd Well, obviously this won't go anywhere, so I will stop trying to say anything other than both of them being impossibly manly.
Oh and
YOU ARE SHARK
ChReNiC 10 months ago 5
@Invincnerd To be fair, Gurren is kind of a different sort of manly. Robo/gun-maku manly just can't compete when compared to the sheer manly balls HnK has with the mad fist fighting. It's almost unfair. But Ken always plays fair.
Zangamarth 1 month ago
@Zangamarth Can't say it better myself. You're absolutely right.
Invincnerd 1 month ago
@ChReNiC HAHAHAHAHA nope
ElMisionero96 10 months ago
Luke, you are already my son.
alasanof 10 months ago 4
Kenshiro... I'm your father.
CidGuerreiro1234 10 months ago
@CidGuerreiro1234 Kenshiro: .....no, and you're already dead, I've hit one of your pressure points.
Julienfun 9 months ago
@Julienfun Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CidGuerreiro1234 9 months ago
@NeoKiryu just doing that in Japanese is AWESOME
Mangaka463 10 months ago
This video deserves much more views than this...
Because whoever haven't watched this? Is already Dead.
Invincnerd 10 months ago
The anime's awesomeness and manliness even reached darth vader.
fuzetzu26 10 months ago
The change in pitch is fun and all, but what really breaks me into laughing fits is the fucking comments! You guys are awesome! XD
MechagirlSachiko 10 months ago
Luke I am already your father.
FidelManCastro 10 months ago 3
Vader is a master of Hokuto Sith Ken
coasterfreak007 10 months ago
WHERE IS POP OUT?
SeiKawaii 10 months ago
YEAH LOCK OUT
SeiKawaii 10 months ago
hokuto no vader atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata
hokuto force ken
omae wa mou shindeiru
cronarchdoppler 11 months ago
don't think the still shot could have been better
sumguy49 11 months ago
I find your lack of martial arts disturbing.
Azkazan 11 months ago 5
Maybe someone shoudl write Episodes I-III but... with Anakin as a user of Hokuto Shin Ken...
Blazeboy66 11 months ago
@Blazeboy66 Although Prequel Anakin would be more Jagi than Raoh, sadly.
JackgarPrime 11 months ago
@Blazeboy66 Screw that, give me a dubb where Vader says "I´ve climbed out from the depths of hell to beat you" to Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi when they meet in A new hope.
Azmodeus87 10 months ago
rofl I can't believe he was once Anakin.
XxNicoMinoruxX 11 months ago
you are already death....star
TrueEnomed 11 months ago
"Luke... You Are Already Dead."
CCharmanderK 11 months ago 7
@CCharmanderK
No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Gruunldfuulk 10 months ago
MAN, I CANT EXPLAIN THAT BUT, THIS IS STILL EPIC AND WILL BE EPIC FOREVER!!!!!!
Jorjeca 11 months ago
Luke.... You are already dead.......
travism123456 11 months ago
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lcetyrant 1 year ago
luke. your already dead
omega941 1 year ago
Fucking. Win.
AngerFist333 1 year ago
Vader: Luke... I'M WA SHOCK!!!!
furoresu 1 year ago
10 people WA SHOCK!
Redezem 1 year ago 4
@Redezem You mean 10 people are already dead?
Arrnea2 1 year ago 4
9 ppl are already dead by the awesomeness.
Leongfun 1 year ago
@Leongfun More like Darth used the Force to hit their vital points.
Madashell23 1 year ago
@Madashell23 That would be the next hokuto shin ken,main chac-darth vader lolz
Leongfun 1 year ago
now we know hokuto shinken is invinsible its powered by the dark side
5H4K490 1 year ago
Why i like audacity
thewhulk 1 year ago
Fist of the Death Star.
Hybris 1 year ago 198
@Hybris lukes rage
WolfClant 8 months ago
Darth Vader is already dead
FaridYM 1 year ago 2
HYAKURETSU-FORCE
wazzupper15 1 year ago
*giggles* Darth Vader, you silly silly bad guy....
Pumanic 1 year ago
haha haha haha fist of the darth star
hokutoshinobi92 1 year ago
FIST THE DEATH (STAR)
MrSeven979 1 year ago