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  • Vader slices with his lightsaber while shouting atatatatata

  • Since Darth Vader learned Hokuto Shin Ken, things have been different throughout the Empire. For instance, the Death Star's main gun has been deactivated. All they need to do is send Vader down to the planet so he can hit the soil with a finger, return to his ship and send a message to its inhabitants: "You are already dead."

  • this is simply spectacular

  • ALDERAAN IS ALREADY DEAD

  • Lol'd

  • roflmao

    

  • so this is what vader does in his meditation chamber.

  • Muito engraçado uahsuahushausaushuahs qm foi o chapado q inventou isso????

  • I imagined Vader singing this at a karaoke bar.

  • I can totally see Darth Vader humming/singing this through the halls of the Death Star.

  • Add another member of the dark side now. I was a bit on the good side but… fuck it, Fist of the Death Star got me convinced…

    Now imagine Vader doing his breathing really fast as he slices a motherfucker up. "HOH-PUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHPUHP­UHPUHPUHPUH!" (to me his breathing always sounded like HOH PUH… HOH PUH… dunno why)

  • This is the true power of the Dark Side. Not that pansy lightning or cheesy choking. This is the real deal, my apprentice...

  • this mad me laugh my ass of

  • soooooo.....i believe we should change the offical name to the "You Are Already Dead Star".....just sayin. sounds a lot better than death star to me.

  • wow, some guy in a galaxy far far away long time ago knows about japan. i suppose being a sith would be a no good reason.

  • It sounds twice as awesome with a bass voice.

  • Wow, Darth Vader can sing in Japanese fluently.

  • Darth Vader:Luke i am already your father.

    Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- wait wut?!

  • @biterness2323 just realised someone 'already' made this joke.

  • Fist Of The Death Star (Sorry to anyone who already said this)

  • ahahaha is son simplebut so brilliant xD

  • Hokuto: Gosho Ha

    What Death Star?

  • the funny part is, in KoToR theres an NPC named jagi.

  • @link45458

    The funnier part is that, from what I've seen, Raoh ask his victims as he points to the sky "Can you see that star shining? If you can, it means you've just seen the Death Star". I am not joking.

  • @ChaosMissile So, Hokuto no Ken is canon with Star Wars? AWESOME!

  • Luke is already dead.

  • lol the death star they been talking about in hokuto no ken

    must of been the death star from star wars all along.

  • I am now literally starry-eyed

  • +1 Dark Side.

  • Proud member of the 501st.

    Vader's fist.

    Star Wars Battlefront for life.

  • "Luke, I am already your father"

  • 0:50"...I am a father, son....."

  • vader. the jagi of star wars

  • @link45458 Dude please, Jagi was a loser. He is Raoh of Star Wars

  • @karagz Well, if Obi Wan is the Ryuken of Star Wars, he did kill him, so that might be. But I think he was originally referencing his disfigured face and body. The fact he wears a mask.

  • @BeefiestName Probably, but well since ohhh i realized whatever i say will now be Captain Obvious

  • Words... cannot... describe the awesomeness

  • @karagz  ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! ....You awesome is already described.

  • Luke You are Already Dead. 

  • 1:04 is man heaven on ears trumpets blazing sirens wailing

  • Es lo mas Friki que vi en mi vida

  • Obi Wan used Hokuto Shinken with anakin and left him in this state.

  • even Vader bows to the greatness of Hokuto.

  • WHEN LAST WE MET, I WAS BUT A LEARNER. NOW, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.

  • Che bello.

  • Come canta bene Darth Vader di Guerre Stellari.

  • darth vader has, guitar tuned to C. awsome

  • Bellissimo.

  • Everyone wa shock, even Vader. XD

  • Darth vader is already dead!

  • you should have put the NNOOOOOO at the end

  • Omae wa... *deep mechanical breathing* mo SHINDERU!!

  • Not exactly sure how you did it, but you managed to make this song sound even more awesome.

  • Best.Video.EVER.

  • This amused me SEVERLY XD!

  • O___O

  • Luke, you're already dead.

  • "Luke, I am your faATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATATATATATATATAT!"

  • The North Star is strong with this one.

  • This is as manly as T-Rex on steroid with testoterone+adrenaline cocktail injection mixed with caffeine and sugar overload.

  • "I find your lack of faith disturbing. Also, you're already dead."

  • @NeoKiryu This is brilliant dude !! 

  • AT-AT AT-AT AT-AT AT-AT!

  • Vader : Luke... I am...

    Luke : NO ! You're not my father !

    Vader : No.... I'm kenshiro, and you are already dead !

    Luke : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

  • Omae wa mo in Dark Side!

  • Haha. Fist of the Death Star.

  • @zoidsmaniac BEST.COMMENT.EVER

  • @HiroIndo16 Seconded!

  • beating luke with one thousand punches in 5 seconds OHYEAH!!!

  • That was seriously boss. I loved it.

  • epic!

    

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  • @MeRuleDaWorld *You're

  • ME GUSTA

  • Who knew that Vader speaks perfect Japanese?

  • @WerdyA

    In Soul Calibur IV he talks it too XD

  • This is the epitome of fucking manly

  • i just grew 5 balls

  • @SuperWing0 I just crapped dark matter

  • @dccmpbll shit ur tolite must have exploded

  • @SuperWing0 Making 12, since you get some from watching HnK in the first place.

  • You are already dead...all too easy.

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  • This is so epic I was already dead before I started listening to it

  • fourteen people who disliked this are already dead... by force choke. YOU WA SHOCK darkside

  • I find your lack of faith disturbing. You're already dead.

    WA-TAAAAAA!!! *Force choke that somehow causes explosions*

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  • Hilariously enough, the lyrics of the song translated fits perfectly well with Darth Vader's backstory.

  • Vader is now some super powered robotic Mr.T sounding dude, whose in serious need of cough drops.

  • OH MY SHIT

    THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING MY EARS HAVE EVER BEHELD

  • @NeoKiryu lol, reverse engrish

  • VADER WAS ALREADY MANLY BUT VADER ENTER NEW STAGE OF MANLIEST

  • Actually... Vader kinda looks like a FotNS-villain.

  • MDR

    

  • Rated with Seven Stars!! XD

  • how did you do that dude? it's supaaa cool

  • Luke... you are already dead

  • LOL and thumbs up if your here because of lucky star ova >.<

  • obiwan would be toki

  • I'm already your father.

  • Raoh: "Rei, before we begin, let me ask you something. Have you seen the star next to the Big Dipper?"

    Rei: "THAT'S NO STAR"

  • did you know?:

    vader's already dead

  • @NeoKiryu You are already father ?

  • I'm suprise how Vader can hold his classic breathing WHILE singing

  • @NeoKiryu haha! brilliant

  • 364 likes on a vid only shared with other nerdgazms means shit.

  • @RELLIKPIR Your nothing more than a Troll...

    Begone, insect. -_-

  • @RELLIKPIR

    Obviously you have never read Fist of the North Star I can tell from your lack of puberty. I grew a full beard after reading it cause it was so manly.

  • @Sanimangas This I why I am taking my Car on my day off from work to go and training in my Martial art of choice. Kaju.  30 year old nerds who still haven't dropped their ball yet are pathetic. Beards just make you a slob unless proven otherwise. I assume slob.

  • @RELLIKPIR

    Excuse me sir. I was only making a funny of how manly FNS was. I am sorry if I have offended you, I am only 15(that strengthens the beard joke even more). I am just saying you you need to experience something different every once in a while. Can't hurt unless it was mainstream.

  • @Sanimangas LOL my first instinct was right. But I know plenty of 20+ people who just seem like do nothing weebos. Be warned. Starting being a weebo at your age is dangerous.

  • @RELLIKPIR

    Actually I'd have to be white to be a weebo. But you really are missing out on FotNS. You will never understand the memes cause you are already dead. That was a meme not a threat. Ok don't get nerdrage.

  • @Sanimangas can u explain wtf a weaboo is

  • @SuperWing0 Weeaboo = someone who has an obsession with Japanese stuff. Same thing as wapanese.

  • @dccmpbll dose liking anime count

  • @SuperWing0 Not necessarily

  • @dccmpbll good lol

  • Ha ha

  • sounds nothing like him

  • *Force Choke* ''Your lack of love disturbs me.''

  • Lame. And he didn't breath at all. Other than having Vadar in the name I would never have known.

  • @RELLIKPIR The only thing lame here is your pitiful comment. >_> What the hell does Vaders breathing have to do with the vid itself being 'lame', the whole point of this vid was him singing...

    Whatever. You may have your own opinion on things, but, really, this vid is VERY well liked and does not need haters poping in to critisize it for mundane things which don't even mater...-_-

    In short, if you have a problem, offer ways on how to improve to. Otherwise simply STFU and GTFO this vid. >:(

  • @NeoKiryu LOL!!! It made me laugh even harder because I knew what it meant, which makes it more EPIC!

  • "Everyone's favourite Sith Lord takes a crack at the theme song to the manliest anime ever `Fist of the North Star`"

    You have obviously not watched Gurren Lagann.

  • @ChReNiC Gurren Lagann pales in comparison to Hokuto No Ken.

    Kaminah's manliness isn't even near the manliness of RAOH's eyebrows.

  • @Invincnerd Because Kamina's manlyness is unmeasurable.

    Of course ever since Masaki Endoh started doing covers every anime he touches becomes manly beyond logical thinking, therefore any comparison between these is just an assumption of our feeble minds..

    TL;DR Masaki Endoh's covers = ∞ manlyness.

    He has done both this and Sorairo Days so...

  • @ChReNiC

    Foolish child.

    -By Masaki Endoh... Ai Wo Torimodose is already covered.-

    And Masaki Endoh didn't make Hokuto no Ken manly because he sang it's theme song.

    Endoh became manly BECAUSE he sang it's theme song.

    Seriously Chren. Go watch the original Hokuto No Ken series.

    I've watched both and TTGL has NOTHING on HnK when it came to manliness.

    In fact, Kaminah's sacrifice can be considered typical anime fare when compared to Raoh's Swan Song.

  • @Invincnerd Well, obviously this won't go anywhere, so I will stop trying to say anything other than both of them being impossibly manly.

    Oh and

    YOU ARE SHARK

  • @Invincnerd To be fair, Gurren is kind of a different sort of manly. Robo/gun-maku manly just can't compete when compared to the sheer manly balls HnK has with the mad fist fighting. It's almost unfair. But Ken always plays fair.

  • @Zangamarth Can't say it better myself. You're absolutely right.

  • @ChReNiC HAHAHAHAHA nope

  • Luke, you are already my son.

  • Kenshiro... I'm your father.

  • @CidGuerreiro1234 Kenshiro: .....no, and you're already dead, I've hit one of your pressure points.

  • @Julienfun Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @NeoKiryu just doing that in Japanese is AWESOME

  • This video deserves much more views than this...

    Because whoever haven't watched this? Is already Dead.

  • The anime's awesomeness and manliness even reached darth vader.

  • The change in pitch is fun and all, but what really breaks me into laughing fits is the fucking comments! You guys are awesome! XD

  • Luke I am already your father. 

  • Vader is a master of Hokuto Sith Ken

  • WHERE IS POP OUT?

  • YEAH LOCK OUT

  • hokuto no vader atatatatatatatatatatatatatatat­atatata

    hokuto force ken

    omae wa mou shindeiru

  • don't think the still shot could have been better

  • I find your lack of martial arts disturbing.

  • Maybe someone shoudl write Episodes I-III but... with Anakin as a user of Hokuto Shin Ken...

  • @Blazeboy66 Although Prequel Anakin would be more Jagi than Raoh, sadly.

  • @Blazeboy66 Screw that, give me a dubb where Vader says "I´ve climbed out from the depths of hell to beat you" to Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi when they meet in A new hope.

  • rofl I can't believe he was once Anakin.

  • you are already death....star

  • "Luke... You Are Already Dead."

  • @CCharmanderK

    No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

  • MAN, I CANT EXPLAIN THAT BUT, THIS IS STILL EPIC AND WILL BE EPIC FOREVER!!!!!!

  • Luke.... You are already dead.......

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  • luke. your already dead

  • Fucking. Win.

  • Vader: Luke... I'M WA SHOCK!!!!

  • 10 people WA SHOCK!

  • @Redezem You mean 10 people are already dead?

  • 9 ppl are already dead by the awesomeness.

  • @Leongfun More like Darth used the Force to hit their vital points.

  • @Madashell23 That would be the next hokuto shin ken,main chac-darth vader lolz

  • now we know hokuto shinken is invinsible its powered by the dark side

  • Why i like audacity

  • Fist of the Death Star.

  • @Hybris lukes rage

  • Darth Vader is already dead

  • HYAKURETSU-FORCE

  • *giggles* Darth Vader, you silly silly bad guy....

  • haha haha haha fist of the darth star

  • FIST THE DEATH (STAR)