Drunk Baby Hit By Train!

[EmeraldAssasin]

TRY TO BE SUPERMAN

[joebusscus]

Is it me or does he have GREY HAIR

[Torse101]

I'm Australian and I talk exactly like that. And we drink VB

[iXSIKOBOIXi]

The baby's gonna train dirk B-)

[nahnahnanah]

participate!!

[HurriShane00]

Isn't it obvious what the kid is going to be when he grows up? A veterinarian....DUH!

[zingaperson15]

You are a racist fuck to australia

[RiskyCricket]

@zingaperson15 "Australian" is not a race. Just like "American" or "Canadian" is not a race. :|

[dserra01]

i'm australian and we dont speak like that

[xbeeslebossx]

I said I'd watch 1 tobuscus video before bed. Here I am 3 hours later

[72Law72]

kill trains

[WilliamWallace535]

He's complimenting Australians. Stop being such babies.

[springey1997]

Im an Aussie and my name is Toby..... WIN

[springey1997]

Im Australian and I've never heard of fosters

[l00keel00kee17]

PARTICIPATE!

[rocker6607]

im austrailian and the drinking age is only 3 years younger

[0000queef]

I'm Aussie..

[SrTowa]

I like trains...

--Australian baby hit by train.



[MrCoolkid585]

Toby pedo bear

[zoober555]

And then they did it.

[Gosse129]

He is going to bang a train

[lchlemonade]

The baby will get hit by kangaroos

[TheGurfer]

stop stereotyping australians you twat

[TheGurfer]

fuck you im australian

[jaydeah123]

us australians are awesome and arent all drunks k thanks :)

[iSushi3000]

TOBY!!!!! Ur imprestion of an aussie is the bast one from an american person i hav heard on YouTube......... N its funnys...... Coz  aussie grown ppl r badass

[meniged]

S T F U -.-

[MeSuperNinja]

Why do Americans say it as if it's spelled "Ostralia". It's supposed to be pronounced as if it were spelled "Ustralia". If that makes any sense what so ever......

[NICXNTA]

no oonnne drinks fosterrrs

[popp3tt]

im Australian and your a dick

[tjsdc619]

He was so much calmer then

[hajilemaster05]

He's Gona be a drunk conducter:D

[supertroll94]

Australians drink xxxx gold

[StellaRoxsWinx233]

be drunk

[xxzacman]

What's the name if the beat at 1:40

[legoboy321100]

:p

[lepermessiahify]

Australians don't drink fosters. It's brewed in Europe and pretends that its Australian.

[ETCTelevison]

A crash test dummy

[TheGothyguy]

Me: She's gonna be...

FCC: GET ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE F***ING GROUND!

[jessicarose123]

its good thay he,s not dead neaver drink fosters with your baby hes going to go in a movie

[jessicarose123]

it will be drinking fosters and geting drunk also tell peoplo that it got hit by a train when i was a baby because i drunk fosters im still drinking i only got a little bump on my head i still lived untill now

[peterisleg]

Thank you Toby for making Australians know what they are doing! Bless you Toby bless you.

[DeanSceProductions]

THE FIRST PEACE OFF, AAAH

[TheJohnniec87]

your a fucking dickhead shut the fuck up cunt

[OMEGA87975]

@TheJohnniec87 shutup bitch toby isnt a dickhead or cunt so calm ur titties dick

[dreamsoflove15]

Austrailians have the best, hottest, awesomest, sexiest accents ever! It's a good thing they don't come to America a lot, or the American guys would be perpetually dateless! XD

[treszsen]

i want my candy!!!!!! ;(

[iSchmidty13]

He's gonna be Chuck Norris 2.0

[zaldude]

I'm Australian! :D Haha we don't sound like that but nice try! XD

[jackdude23]

Thumbs up if you saw the water bottle in the lower right

[CrowBustersPPigeon]

He's gonna be the world hot-dog eating champion and wash it all down with some FOSTERS!

[Bsmartx]

I finally found the first video with white background! Now I have to find "darkness, redness,whitness"

[tr3vorrow23]

ivé never been so proud to be aussie thumbs up for aussie pride

[niccig11]

Lol she's 18 Asians just look really young XD

[MrSergiopog]

Your Patents they Must Be proud of off you you are so cool

[blackmanbeond07]

flaunt his super powers and get hit by a bus

[Brandon919192]

The baby is going to pee on someones mouth

[rajeshomg]

The baby was Chuck Norris' son. Enough said.

[MsLouisez]

@beyondnathangames it's the beer that's not VB

[beyondnathangames]

what is fosters? im in australia and i've never heard of that type of beer...

[ChocolateCoated2z]

notice how Toby had a different chair......D:

[Bsamlaird99]

Your the best I'm from AUS! ;)

[felipeftw9]

first vid ftw :D

[MimiAndMe1]

Why thank you Toby (I'm Australian)

[joseredfield100]

kill toby  =P =P =P XD

[2ninja213]

Hes gonna fuck some tiny dick asians thats wat!

[ladygirl12987]

I think the baby is going to be a dare devil

[ghter05]

He's gonna surf...with SHARKS, and TRAINS...SHTRAINS

[Glameyes1]

She is gonna grow up and die...I'm nothing trying to be depressing, I just sound this way.

[SKSavedMyLife]

Herbert Sherbert <3 Lessthanthree Starkid

[ryumanike]

the first "peace off" Outro!

[mrscarecrow69r]

hell yeah australia represent!!

[canicus32]

The baby will steal girlfriends for no reason!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[jackolegend47]

The best thing about being Australian is that we could go to America and just say hey I'm a Aussie want to go out and the answer will alway be yes and I'm australian

[XxAFIRINSDExX]

@jackolegend47 Meanwhile If I go to Australia and say the opposite I get a look of disgust and a coupon for cheeseburgers

[01joreve]

I think the baby will grow up to be chuck Norris's apprentices.

chachakanorriis!!!!

[TheCowgus]

Join a dare devil show where they endlessly get hit by a train...

But they fail and guess who is driving

it. is. you!!! :)

[tehpwners100]

yay 4 australia =D

[loveygirl2345]

This was uploaded on my birthday. YAY!

[AlexLloydPowell]

Only here in Australia! WOO

[suckerpunch1124]

when the baby grows up, he'll be having australian beers with chuck norris and his granson.

[johnjobf]

he'll be chuck norris' son

[TheCarmec]

I thought Chuck Norris grew up in America?

[Singo1999]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[Horneysmurf86]

Go Aussie

Btw I'm Australian

[TechGamer67]

I think he will be a australlian clebrity

[Kaos701A]

I'm astralean we arnt all drunk ; )

[PuffBunny1]

I like the way he complemented us so many times.

[cocoa9220]

Racsist

[TheLukenater]

demonic elmer fudd!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[megamoomz]

Someone make a twansition of toby`s face on the nyan cat! pleaase!

[Lyricdude0101]

tumbs up if u didnt get ur candy

[mishaaskar]

sex

[picklesuprise88]

The baby will make a living getting all the women 0.o sry I'm tired

[Darkcruesader58]

aussies are totally bad ass

[majorbologna]

113 wanted to see a dead baby... sick bastards

[101jak102]

it will make literal trailers and random strange stuff

wait is someone already doing that?

[turtlechickenfactor]

Eww we don't drink Fosters in Australia only export that shi*t!

[iammeben]

@turtlechickenfactor

you wash your selves in it while frying a shrimp on the barbie

[turtlechickenfactor]

@iammeben Yeah sounds about right

[olicow12]

I want my candy

[coolninj4]

hes going to be the next hellboy

[MelvinTheBadGuy]

The Baby is gonna be DUKE NUKEM !!

[crazeebb]

HERP DERP @ 2:23 !! Niiice Toby xD

[Mrpickleface1]

Australia represent :) gotta love being aussie

[blackdomwarrior]

Is it wrong i searched "Babies hit by trains" when i found this?

[Kezzerization]

You stole the go on thing from FAMILY GUY!!!

[nikolakistdglover]

he is going to be cole train...real life edition

[101UNREALTOURNAMENT]

Dam spell check

[101UNREALTOURNAMENT]

The scary of many throwing self out of shot

[asw649]

Stop some trains with its head

[MoarDoctorWho]

Toby. Your description says subscrube for candy. I subscribed, but

I got no candy. I would like a refund. Or candy.

[JohnyBoysChannel]

AiPhones BACK!

[Madone1910]

the baby ate the dingo

[Akuseru813]

And thus, the white backround and head-fling was born

[TacoBananaMode]

@Akuseru813 the white background was 2 videos before :]

[idkwmytuni]

Omg when the phone said he's alive, my phone vibrated and scared the hell out of me

[Surfndude22]

Fosters Australian for beer

[Jonzeyification]

@Surfndude22 im an aussie and fosters is actually really unpopular here haha

[13MegaChuck]

Yes Toby us Aussies keep getting better :)

[7emoli]

the baby's gonna take a lot of baths

[xISHADOWv2]

the baby is going to be a demonic elmer fudd

[MaTTheW7692]

hes gonna sit on train tracks every day getting hit by trains as his job

[h0n3yma1d]

he's not lying about Asians looking young T__T i'm Asian and i'm 25 but i look 16...smh.

[MrRandom125]

the baby will watch TOBUSCUS!!!

[emmettfan147]

I edited toby into a strawberry cupcake!!! Is that weird??

[H3llJump3r402]

trust me australians dont talk like that

[27DrN]

He should have photoshopped his head on the drinking baby

[sbcavo4332]

what is this baby going to do when he grows up? he will be god.

[Firewall981]

train driver

[MrTophatspinny]

Be Jesus

[Monkeygirl63062]

We Australians are pretty awesome aren't we.

[HayabusaSushi]

Your Aussie accent is actually pretty good!

[ThinkingWithPortal2]

The son of Chuck Norris.

[emilycrry9]

the baby is gonna be the new chuck norris

[CartoonKai]

Come checkout CartoonKai's Irish pub advice @ CartoonKais's channel!

[Charri67]

Thumbs up for demonic Elmer Fudds

[armygrl278]

He's gonna be the next chuck Norris :)

[RABJAB619]

Australians: Because the accent wasn't badass enough.

[Michalemonkey]

I am a wabbit in wove with widdle wocks for pets

[IrkenRulesOfWAR]

@cheesemonster2712 only the farmers, but not most of them. they wear it so that the flies can't get in their eyes. :3

[zavost]

thumbs up if you went though your time machine and is watching this in 2011 again. we are watching you toby.

[sheaofleaves124]

AIphone is just Falkor playing a prank on you

[ninjadudeperson1]

A.I. phone sounds like a small child with a deep voice...

[CrazyBerGrr]

ai phone voice sonds like home-star-runner lol!

[TheDavid3922]

He will just in front of another train 2 try get a lady and possibly not survive

[ceviqn]

the baby will be retarded just like meeeeeee! :|

[SpencerStreibellion]

Lol, I just watched his aiphone vid!

[TheCraigCrazy]

FIRE HIS LAZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR

[miketheshortbus]

be a prodogy of chuck fucking norris

[kaylamusic13lf1]

Work on trains

[jeanettebowman49]

when the babby grows up it WILL BE HIT BY A JET

[TLC4me333]

@2BabyApples hahaha! it totally does XD

[SoraArora]

SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!

[jcabs87]

like if u watched aiphone b4 u watched this

[khoassixjr]

kick chuck norisis ass

[Fibah]

AND SO , MOVING OUT OF THE SHOT AT THE END OF THE VIDEO WAS BORN.... thats way to long

[babyitsfinktime]

Toby seriously has a thing for Australian's. Which is fine since I am but I haven't gotten hit by a train lol.

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

It will grow up to be a transvestite. Because why not.

[redheadboyyy123]

The baby will b a total bad ass that's wat it'll b

[TheBlankThing]

The baby will grow up to be the next Crocodile Hunter....

But with trains...

PS Toby your awesome.

[CubeSquid]

the baby will be a train crash dummy

[PlayThatDvD]

I'm sorry Toby, I use all your pictures and photoshops for "personal" use

[MrKungFuPanda18751]

The baby is going to get hit by another train :) because he will think he is god and nothing will stop him :) Just guessing !!!!!

[MsClumsyAssassin]

The baby is going to be an assassin and do a leap of faith and fall right next to a pile of hay on his head but he'll be FINE!

[shawnaiclark]

WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME THANKS DOUCHE BAG!!!

[StopMotionIncKCA]

fosters is s**t

[Replui22]

That baby is going to turn into the Australian Duke Nukem!!

[Replui22]

Its funny in may head too!

[thecodplayer2000]

get drunk and get in to bar fights

[noorio789]

hes gonne beat up all trains = thomas the train

btw thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011

[DudeWheresMyMusic18]

@noorio789

[jokerkillsbatman14]

hes going to come back and beatup that train

[CaveofTwoLovers]

Never heard of Foster's, and I'm a beer drinking Australian.

[coppermeowmix]

He's gonna kill Chuck Norris.

[kjd913anime101]

WITCHCRAFT!

[DerFunkyMusic]

Yes...We do get bad...asser

[prototype496]

Australian guys get chicks in america great reason for me to move there. But dont wowy mr turner in australia it happens to us dan dan daaannnn

[zoom12349]

that baby would kill a duke nukem chuck norris mutant monster if he wanted but duke norris would be bad ass but dukebabynorris would be baddasser

[Mais9a]

Kick chuck nirris's ass

[mrflyingswordchicken]

Reunite with his long lost dad chuck norris

[ShabbyHalfling6]

Kill chuck Norris and yes Toby Australians are bad ass

[TheAirsofter1337]

Do your mom.