talk dirty to me solo

[agustina09ification]

asu puta madre ya casi un slash! XD

[thebrandomania]

U are by far the worst guitarist ever

[kendel423]

Watch this video /watch?v=q-xvdJZNCC its supposed to sound like that

[rockdrigo1918]

such a loser!

[kendel423]

your really good. no im just kidding you really suck i would just quit if i was you maybe you can sell your guitar or something

[L2112Lif]

That was probably the best solo cover I've heard all day. Granted, its the first one I've heard today... at 3:46 AM...

[Dosmosable]

Did you listen to this before uploading?

[imonyourfacewoot]

how can you not hear this is horribly wrong?

[PatoPatoEloElo]

You should play on Expert Village

[stevenfclifford]

That was horrible

[rampagingacorn]

you somehow made poison sound worse than they already are. all i have to say is, congratulations?

[JJODskate]

you suckkkkkkkkkk fuckerrrrrrrr

[PaInTbaLlinGuiTaRis1]

Dude u should be pooped on. tune ur guitar it sounds like somones raping their sheep 4 god's sake!!!1 dam i had the speaker too loud and hurt my ears with this dam terrible sound GET POOPED ON!!!!

And By playing the song pooped on the song as well

[DonMario1992]

oh my god=(

my ears!!!!!!!!

horrible play

[maniacluke]

I hope if CC Deville ever see's this he thanks you himself, by Garroting you with the very strings of the guitar you so savagely raped. I fear that guitar needs to call an ownership abuse support line?

[AgentCarter]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggeeeeee fail

[rockdrigo1918]

you suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!­!!

[Georgeee1995]

omg my ears bleed, first tune that guitar up corectly, second, learn how to play your guitar before making your self look like a retard on youtube.

[Shad0wZoneProduction]

his parents should go to jail for buying him a guitar who agrees?

[becksfreek777]

somewhere in heaven les paul is crying

[theunsignedband]

dude why would you even upload that up i didnt even hear one note played right

[gtw94]

lolololololololol class clown x] ....oh wait......oh shit....oh no guys he's serious...x[ he's actually proud of this crap

[rampagingacorn]

the only reason you did this.

feels good man.

[jamesyellow]

fail kid is fail

[Guitarhero9901]

Oh lawd.

[TimiHendrix86]

holy shit kirk hammett?

[fickdicksixx]

Your Les Paul you should put in a claim of sexual abuse you stink

[IFaZI]

lol id cry if that was a gibson

[JaimeDuende00]

hahahahaha

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO AFINATE ???

[Packersfan891]

practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice practice

[MaledictAnomaly]

this frightens me....

[kostas17gr]

damn THIS IS VIOLENCE DAMN DAMN DAMN take the guitar away from him oh my god....!!!!!

[JTCASH99]

i think that to

[63falcondude]

oh my god!! are you trying to be funny? you are horrible

[XxDaRuLaxX]

you cant play guitar

[theecko13]

i'm gana flag this as promoting hatred and violence

[R3DN3X5430]

i did it for shocking or disgusting content

[shimmydude1111]

lol thats fcking hilarious

[TimiHendrix86]

sounds great

[Packersfan891]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah is assuming youre being sarcastic

[crackerpleaz]

UG FTW

[rawrfosho]

UG FTW THIS SUKCS MAN sorry

[KingTwili]

Shit > You

UG FTW!

[pittblackngold]

i think its way outta tune son

[TMFxfury]

You were not playing it right, and it sounded like you were out of tune

[BreakEight]

urdefinitelynotdoinitright.

UG

[thebluekey]

UG NERDS FTW!

[hardrockzilla]

Please stop.

UG!

[molletje911]

jesus that sound sucks like hell is that a epiphone? i dont think that that is a gibson

[juliesses]

don't blame the guitar. it probably gets raped every day.

[RougeeAmyX]

.........

[jeah33]

I really hope that was a joke...

[lndnndrsn]

urnotdoinitrite.

[isawesome]

wow, i dont even know the song, and you sound like shit.

[NckSprks]

You fail hard.

UG!

[andrewguitar67]

you should give up on life. UG FTW!

[excuusneger]

EPIC FAIL

ug ftw

[harvesterofsorrow245]

Thanks for making me want to kill myself.

UG FTW

[luckyboys91]

Dude, you have to wiggle the strings around, that way you don't have to have a whammy bar. UG FTW

[thrashmetalisawesome]

I hope to God that is a joke.

[koalabacon]

oh god

no

no

no

no

no

no

bad

no

fail

[BurgerDeath]

Could you not tell that you were playing it wrong?!

*shoots self*

[shad0wspark]

Yup, that would be blood coming from my ears. Thank you.

[gridlockSG400]

fail

[SDMF21]

I guess the fact that this is a Poison song wasn't enough to make you NOT play it...

[thebannon1]

i play better with my cock while getting a handjob

[rockerage]

lol i can play better with my eyes haha

[zodiacloveteam]

LAWL

[Norman765r]

please tune your guitar.

[PatS1t]

Oh my fucking god. Wow...

I suggest a couple things. Tuner, and practice. Lots and lots of practice...

[R3DN3X5430]

icwutudidthar!

[Cr1mSiR]

wow

[AnotherAnonymous9001]

Suicide is your best option...

[captaincrap159159]

If it makes your ears bleed you know it sucks!!!! And boy does this one suck

[mrcristofu]

XDXDXDXDXD

I play better with one hand XD

[WhynotMiha]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD THAT WAS JUST!!

gay

i mean.. dude are you kidding? please say you are, please.

[ploromat]

my ears!!!! argh

[jock069312]

its ok but keep practicing kid cuz that realy sucked ass

[pacog92]

FUUCCKK...the ugliest thing ive ever heard....you really really fucking suckkk...

[zachyhaze]

ummmmmm ya...buy a tuner then shove it up your ass and u might play better

[glargalchemy]

dude you're fucking horrible

[wasabyjones]

you know that your supposed to tune your guitar first right?

[QuixoticGeoX360]

wtf bad sorry but you need far more practice

[R3DN3X5430]

do you know how to divide by zero?

[Cruelshadows5252]

UG owns... However, it is wisest for anyone that is not awesome to avoid posting on youtube, especially of themselves. (ie. you)

[jdmurrayz]

Incase your weren't sure, all the strings don't make the same sound, you actually have to play the right ones, I know crazy right?

[gobles68]

UG rapes your mouth.

[Kennyp12]

YOU ARE GOD

5 STAR

[trippinxx]

THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, FIVE STARS.

/sarcasm

ugftw

[snowboard2000n]

FAIL HARD... UG THINKS YOU SUCK ASS.

[dcdossett65]

this honsestly makes me want to cry.

[modmastermind111]

Fail.

UG!

[Lufhard]

o.O

[bigtwin13]

his shred are maximum

[lepricorny]

UG=win

u however do not

[MangeRamone1]

UG!!!!

also,

this

v

[gnfnrliam]

UG UG UG UG SAYS YOU SUCK!

[mrbungle50221]

UG FTW!

also get a decent tone you douche

[Pteeaage]

fucking ew.

UG fo' life!

[uDaOzzy]

That was the worst fucking playing I've ever heard.

[MangeRamone1]

UG: WHAT IS HIS POWER-LEVEL?

[XianXiuHong]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

[bbskfoo]

thats also his credit score

and how many views this vid wont get

[CowardlyShoe69]

wow this is effin terrible.

UG!

[SpectrumEternity]

Fix your tone

listen to good music

And keep rocking! we all get there slowly!

UG

[jordmodaemo]

Shit.

UG!

[rokkenroll]

LISTEN UP KID! Ignore everyones comments and just keep playing. No you didnt sound good, BUT id much rather see a new guitarist posting his bad playing than seeing some guy pull a 23123stars on TTAF. Just keep playing and ignore all of UGs comments.

By the way UG FTW

[XianXiuHong]

So you want him to ignore your comment?

UREH UREH

[rokkenroll]

No i just think UG rocks.

[screamonightmares]

good comment dude!

also to the kid, keep trying bro.

UG!

[rzombie21]

LOL....thx to the uger who just made me deaf

[SonicOrbStudios]

His parents must be going crazy........

[SirArdy]

Actually, your fucking brilliant, because there is no way you are really this bad. I bet you're going to post some flawless btbam sweeps in a bit just to make every pit-monkey ever feel like a total fuck. <3

[FloyDZeD]

You are skill

I want make love to guitar playing skills

Get a fucking tuner.

[SirArdy]

lol @ 150 comments of pure ug. I love us.

This video sucked, thanks for raising my self esteem.

[idub]

NICE dude!

You have skill! Are you in a band?

[AlexiLaiho227]

you suck.

lol jk

(it's funny because it's true.)

[ybiawl83]

Get a fricken tuner you have atleast two guitars you should be able to afford a tuner

[XianXiuHong]

Dude, how do you get your tone? It's legendary, WAY better than Vai himself!

UG FTW

P.S. You suck

[irockaschecter]

Wow that was intense

i don't want to be a jerk about it man, but i would consider never playing that song again

UG FTW!!

[SchtickBomb]

fail

[chris110795]

i wasnt talking to u u dik

[MattAttack1221]

Better than I am... :(

I think theres something else Im supposed to say here...Oh yeah,

UG FTW!

[chris110795]

i have to admit that is shit even if i am ur friend

[dis1903]

UG!

btw dont feel bad i suck too

[AllanMacIn]

Btw, that was just awful.

[AllanMacIn]

UG FTW!!

[rockowonderdog]

AwesomePossum5 is better

UG FTW

[nicktuckerr]

Wow hes sick! You should phone up some bands and write some solos for them

UG FTW

[JackWhiteTheFourth]

UG FTW

[QuiatFat]

You are terrible.

Love, UG.

[JFru]

That was suppost to be a song? I mistook it for a guitar being raped.

UG FTW

[TheSilentFool]

You would seriously benifit from a good tuning and some lessons.

UG FTW

[KINGLEM]

why would you post this on the internet you could not have sat there and went "Hmmm you know what i can rock that solo i think i sould put it on the internet for the world to watch and love" because if you id you are a fucking twat.

[SonicOrbStudios]

...I think you need to tune your guitar...

[AimSniff]

UG FTW

[blah11110]

wow guys seriously? what kind of kick do you get out of "lulz dude j00 suxx r0fl go die and burn ur guitar"

[worshiperofrock]

1. tune ur guitar

2. play it right

3. u suck

4. UG ftw

[gnfnrliam]

profit!

[PMaN23456]

5. ????

6. Profit

[worshiperofrock]

crap forgot those

[flea6115]

UNDERWEAR!!!

[helmwang]

That was sweet, I LOVE the sound a cats being raped *bows down to shred master*

UG x

[alex666777666]

that was terrible

you are a fail in life

give up now and become a homless guy, you would still be contributing more to society then you are now!!!

UG ftw

[elegost170]

OMG THAT WAS AWESOME...ly terrible!!!

UG FTW

[R343F]

epic fail is epic

[SunSprayer]

...Words can't describe my face right now.

UG FTW

You FTL

[Danlally07]

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME! -ug ftw

[eazyc616]

...Words can't describe my face right now.

UG FTW

You FTL

[stevo192]

UG says you suck!

[06aldhelms]

coming live from the UG community (thousands of people).....

....you suck balls!

[jacksparowv]

im shure he was secretly recorded so everybody could laugh at him.

[mrbungle50221]

UG ftw you suck UG thinks you suck go die

[Eddgravaged]

I like the avant garde reinterpretation

[DeanGuitarist91]

I don't think this qualifies as noise let alone music. Your GARBAGE.  -UG

[tendonsnap]

UG thinks you suck!

[LedHead1991]

UG! FTW

Go play more Guitar Hero, and dont forget to lick a ballsack

[Allmanfan456]

Better than C.C. Deville himself...

UG FTW!

[jetpackmary]

UG.

ew.

[ITSGWYNN]

Lol wut?

Seriously, learn how to play before posting videos

[firebert25]

gross

[AdamHasReturned]

Ouch!

UG!

[TheSatchmeister]

ahhh

I felt like my ears just died.

UG!

[Ninjaboi57]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGG

,but srsly that sucked pretty bad....:)?

[Pernell96728]

El Terribley that sucked hardcore.

-UG

[matthewfagan08]

that was shit

learn how to play properly

[guitarrhythymfool]

i suggest slowing down, and maybe actually learning it right.

- a pit whore

[andrewgregg]

omg at least play the main riff right ffs

ug

[OhFFSGimmeAName]

Holy shit, This kid can whammy without a wammy bar.

[TheJoofy]

PIT FTW. that was horrible by the way =)

[Vexion193]

Dude loads of people from UG!!! :D but yer sorry man that sucked quite badly...

[sting264]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUU

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGG

is cool.

[ghombostimbala]

That's what motivates me to play guitar.

UG, The Pit.

[blair3003]

God that was awful.

-UG

[Josho1993]

Slow it down a bit.

U-

Wait...

The Pit!

[derekaa]

Ok instead of UG we'll now say PIT FTW!

[ItsTheJuan]

The Pit is offended by your lack of....What's the word I'm looking for.....Skill?

[darkarbiter7]

Wiggle the fuh-inger!

[HippyLlama]

Tune the guitar and slow things down 'til you can hit the notes accurately.

UG