Chris Crocker - Cooch

[noda105]

your suck i hate you but i like danny more than you

[ImMissUnderstoodx3]

You guy don't know shit. He wasn't paid to do this one dumb asses! This is before he got recognized shit heads!

[GKDOUT]

YAY! I get an award and a plaque!



[screwedupsomewhere]

world class actor



[LowSaMowSa]

How in the fuck are you going to talk about cooch and you want one? HUH? I am pissed! I AM PIUSSED! :-)

[SeNuRiiMuNcHCoOkIeS]

Only reason a Cooch smells like tuna is only if a girls on their period or if they don't wash and take care of themselves. Cooch isn't nasty it's just the way people make it out to look like guys are supposed to be hair but girls aren't? And girls HAVE to shave it just confuses me like if no girls shaved then it would be a normal thing but since we do and when other girls don't it's not normal.. Ugh the worlds a confusing place OH YEAH cock can smell bad too (if they don't take care) sooooooooo

[SeNuRiiMuNcHCoOkIeS]

Only reason a Cooch smells like tuna is only if a girls on their period or if they don't wash and take care of themselves. Cooch isn't nasty it's just the way people make it out to look like guys are supposed to be hair but girls aren't? And girls HAVE to shave it just confuses me like if no girls shaved then it would be a normal thing but since we do and when other girls don't it's not normal.. Ugh the worlds a confusing place OH YEAH cock can smell bad too (if they don't take care) sooooooooo

[anastasia1994ish]

you gotta be eating dirty cooch for it too taste like that

[kenziedog2011]

I'm a girl and I agree with him when I watched the puberty video it was nasty

[RaveNeko22]

um.... the good kind of taste buds. I like japanese food, it got me used to it ;)

[Hellokitty22live]

If u don't know then suck it u and stick ur head down there and get some if u want to know so bad danm

[keyke876]

I agree I am gurl nd NO ONE!!!!!!!

Is eatin my box

[laviniawantspeace]

I love you, Chris, but you are so mean to straight people. Not all straight people are that bad. And not all cool guys are gay. Most are, but at least some aren't. So give people a chance.

[BoredSilhouette]

whats a cooch?

[MegaHannahbabes]

'from what you have heard ' yeah right

[honorbethnaked]

A coochie smells like tuna if that chic doesn't wash down there.....and when ur tongue barely starts business..she gets wet. And it tastes like water. Not as bad as it seems. And Yeah he acts but to make it funny. Noone gets paid for their videos....he isn't even on Youtube anymore....Why would he leave? And yep, I'm a girl...and I LOVE the coochie!!!

[ConfusedSponge]

@honorbethnaked I don't get it! You're a gay girl but you're into Twilight and Tokio Hotel! Most gay girls I've met have pretty decent taste!

[honorbethnaked]

@ConfusedSponge LOL...stalker! I love the Twilight BOOKS, I wondered how they were gonna do Breaking Dawn OK? And HELLO! have u -seen- the singer of TH? Looks like a hot exotic chic w/ a d*ck....dreams do come true ; ) I understand most German now. My taste is decent...I just go through weird youtube obsessions.

[ConfusedSponge]

@honorbethnaked I was pretty taken by your comment, so I checked out your channel, I didn't have to go through a whole lot, the first thing I saw was Billy's face. So now, I get you. You're into this androgyny thing ( Billy's case, not because of the music ) and Katy Perry's pretty ambiguous with her song thing. You are just checking out what's with all the buzz on today's popular culture. So, keep on rockin ;-) xOxO

[honorbethnaked]

@ConfusedSponge

[honorbethnaked]

@ConfusedSponge Yes, Bill is all over my history and everything, but I think u got it twisted. I'm not "checking out what's with all the buzz on today's popular culture"...you are. (I never mentioned his name and it's not on my channel) Or are you gathering data and statistics?

[ConfusedSponge]

@honorbethnaked No! It's just a one time thing. I found your comment intriguing. Can we just put the whole thing behind us, okay!

[lilstunna19932012]

I LOVE U CHRIS CROCKER U R HILARIOUS AND AN AWSOME PERSON DONT EVER LET THE HATERS PUT U DOWN AND KEEP DOING WHAT UR DOING BTW THIS VIDEO IS THE FUNNIEST OF ALL UR VIDEOS :)

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

If a lesbian makes a video called "how can anyone eat cock" and everyone will applaud her, it will get high ratings and straight girls will also dig it. But if a gay guy makes a sort of a sexist video (even though it is ACTED) people take it as offensive and it will be the end of the world; girls will call him a jerk and guys will call him a faggot.

[Aunjel22]

@tamemeifyoucan I have to agree sweety very bad form chris lol. I'm bi and i do have to say that i have licked some pretty nasty girls but sweety trust me it was because their hygiene sucked. If a person finds a girl that bathes regularly and doesnt have anything wrong with her then it doesnt taste like fish or anything of the sort. I have had plenty of guys tell me that I taste like water sorry if im being a little blunt lol but really it all depends on hygiene and health sweety.

[tamemeifyoucan]

I agree cock is a beautiful thing to behold...but really? Was this necessary? I mean as you've said girls love gays an we all know you like girls too. So why go hatin' on us? Bad form Mr Crocker

[LisaSpringfield]

@tamemeifyoucan He is only acting, as he does in most of his videos. :)

Look at him, doesn't look that serious eh? :P

[lexiamg100]

ah so does this mean that u dont like women or somthin>????

[MegaHannahbabes]

From 'what you have heard' yeah right

[love2love1191]

but if a lesbian made a video about how gross dick is, I'm sure it would be hilarious and considered okay to you people hating on this.

[thesparklerspamman]

you dont understand how anyones gay? man ur a faggot

[Darkssexslave]

Listening to your voice sounds like listening to a thousand dogs fucking each other a million times over. I mean you suck dicks so what kind of taste buds do you have

[AliaIzSteezin]

so u eat shit and lick ball sweat??what kind of taste buds do u have--sick fuck!-

[TiNkYWinKy5683]

wat kind of taste buds iz dat to suck a dick dumbass?!??! lmao before you wanna talk bout puzzy then ask yuh self how do i suck my mans dick... just sayn.. haha dumb hoe.. my pussy tastes like cherrys as my man sayz lmao!!!

[stevenjosephh]

@TiNkYWinKy5683 I'm gay and i love sucking cock. It doesn't really have a gross smell like a pussy does (cause it's a cave).

[TiNkYWinKy5683]

wat kind of taste buds iz dat to suck a dick dumbass?!??! lmao before you wanna talk bout puzzy then ask yuh self how do i suck my mans dick... just sayn.. haha dumb hoe

[afterthefact15]

Im speechless. If I could get one good punch on someone i now know who i would use that on.

[marmino18252]

Ooookay fag what dus dick tast like

[WBBugleBoy]

And I don't understand how fucks like you turn out the way you do.

[bossman22475]

Well every girl cooch taste ans smells different my ex said his ex tasted like berrys he said its what u eat that makes ur cooch smell different ways and also how u take care of ur self........

[pimpdaddy92189]

People like this die for ignorance and disgrace to the human race.

[joaosina]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!

[xXR0ckMyW0rldXx]

This is my fav video =) "If a cooch don't turn ya vegetarian, nothing will."

[SamanthaFernandez]

"What kinda taste buds you got?" *Pop*

[AriellLauren]

what kinda taste buds is that?

[spoilangel]

haha sum of gurl cooch are clean lolz...but how can gays go down and suck another gurl dick see dont we all have question lmao but ur title to ur opinion

[blaze64129]

Wtf do you mean how can you be straight?? How can you be gay is the question...

[Michael87Jackson]

You must have no tastebuds either Chris because when you suck a guys dick... Ughh I don't even wantt to go into it.

I think this is disrespectful to me and All women

[mariahcarey50]

He's soo funny!

[Nrockerchik101]

Hey, Emilypocko, you speed queer wrong. Haha, n_n

I support Chris Crocker.

[Nancy99999]

HE IS PAID TO DO THIS.

He is an actor, like Shane Dawson/Shanaynay. STOP THE HATE or STFU!

[EmilyPocko]

@Nancy99999 OK HE IS NOTHING LIKE MY SHANE TO THE EFFIN DAWSON. OK? SHANE IS FREAKIN AWESOME. THIS DUDE IS JUST A QUIRE

[jordanndeck]

@EmilyPocko "quire" ? LOL 

[jordanndeck]

@Nancy99999 This was before he got paid for videos

[taylerrchristinaa]

@Nancy99999 i really hope he's paid to do this. LOL.

[URARMENIANPRINCESS]

coming from a guy who eats asss

[Nancy99999]

Lesbian much?

[URARMENIANPRINCESS]

@Nancy99999 what on earth r u sayin how am I a lesbian

[bustyb0mbshell]

it shouldn't taste/smell like fish if you clean it.. hahaha. AND.. nobody would EVER think he's straight hahaha

[KattySassy]

it taste like cat fish from what i heard? lol. Taste and Smells like Tuna! lol ily chris!

[KattySassy]

how do u EAT cooch?! sum 1 tell me cuz i surly don't know!

[RawrRawrRandomify]

Ok One Man Your Fucked Up And Two What About Cum? Tastes Just As Bad ;D

[alexhp91]

I'd rather eat a fish than smoke a pole, homo.

[yhkthnxbye]

favourite video of all time <3333

[taylorrenfrow13]

People he's payed to say this shittt so stop freaking out about itt. I'm a girl and personally i thinkk that shit is hilarious. Why do y'all take his stuff so seriously!?!?! Geezz it's a joke!!! All of my friends(Which are mostly girls) thought it was funny. So seriously, stop trippin!!!

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

LOL, people, he's ACTING!

[mojojojo88]

lol...what kind of nasty bitches have ur friends been with....my pussy has never smelled like fish...lol

[MedusaIsAlive18]

Hahahah, omfg.

Chris you're crazy.

[TheStevehamilton]

mate this guy is a fukin twat

WHAT KIND OF TAISTBUDS YOU GOT

says the guy who sucks cock

he drives me nuts

[12picklelove34]

for some one who says he's "more woman that you'll ever be"(referring to him whining about the lady from fox news who made fun of him) you sure hate on vaginas a lot. i mean if i was a girl who wanted to be a dude i dont think i'd be makin fun of their parts. im just saying

[Lightness1882]

The difference is in this video he's just playing around. In that fox news video he was being serious.

[RIPCaseyCalvert15]

What kind of tastes buds is that? XP If a cooch wont turn ya vegitarian , nothing wil.

[Xxtaylor3901xX]

OMG his face is priceless.

[MargieComments]

My friend wants to meet you.

[rsboy5]

cooch is awesome. this is what a gay kid said at my old school! he said he had nightmares of cooches and that y he gay.

[Haveabananna]

Lol

[Shugar2006]

I have a cooch and I'd willingly eat cooch. It should never smell or taste bad unless you have some major infection in there or some nasty shit. O_o

I love ya Chris, but don't be a douche. xD Making videos about how nasty a woman's cooch is (to you) isn't going to turn any straight men gay any time soon. :P

[2007jf]

Nasty lesbian...

[Shugar2006]

I'm bisexual! But nice try. :)

[SE3YOUNT]

wow your fucking cooooooool.

[sexymami3n5]

hunny my cooch is skittalicous lol but im str8 n id puke if i had a cooch put up in my face id prefer something else in my face hehe

[Dynysia030]

don't puke on the cooch XD

[syinlv]

Hey s e x y - b o y

this is still ur best vid ever.

[Keeeelccc]

got *

[Keeeelccc]

biiitch, you're just jealous you don't go one.

[AlyLuvsU]

people's comments are intreting.. don't treat women like that... insulting them on body parts God made.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you dress up like a girl.. but yet you don't want everything that is to becoming a girl? i think your confused about who you want to be nd are..

[allosin15]

thanks for insulting women for one thing as long as the vag is clean it smells and tastes fine. and how to u not puke with a cock down ur fucking throat pushing on ur gag reflexes? im sure a nice big cumshot to the mouth or a mouth full of dingle berries tastes much better. okay... i dont have a problem with gays but i do have a problem with the ones who are assholes. just cuz ur a faggot doesnt mean u have to insult half the worlds population.

[iBiGGa92]

u swallow seman...wat kinda taste buds u got lol.

[KMissEz]

hahaha what kida taste buds is that

[TannedElf]

listen chris since before this video nobody mentioned anything about your sexuallity like ew he likes male anus why does he go down there thats disctusting, so why do you go from no insults to insulting at least half of the worlds population did the majority of us do anything to you by insulting us about vagina being bad and that we shouldnt like that but on top of that how many femals have you now offended how many of then now think there boyfriend think they taste of fish thanks to you! dick.

[gvpcachnc]

oops should be than not then.... After re-reading my post I see that.... hope Freud isn't watching, I'd never hear the end of it LOL

[gvpcachnc]

I'd rather eat pussy til my jaw falls off then suck on one of your "pudding pops"

[blondeballinbabe]

and u think eating asshole and semen is better??

[xxthreedaysgrace2xx]

u r a gay freaking homo. i dont get it ur gay and u dont like irls but u try to be one. y dont u just get sex ur rich enough. or do u like being a freak

[MeReptar]

how the fuhk dont u puke on a dikk

pussy is good lol at least we dont have

7-10 inches of ding dong being shoved down our throats before we fuhk

fareal waste of time n quit with the alvin and the chipmunks voice

[viperkid1234]

might i ask how u dont puke when u have a cock down ur fucking throat.

[DocTripp1977]

I like eating Catfish, and I like eating cooch. But I cannot imagine the foulness that may come with eating assholes. That is sick as fuck. And you think eating cooch is nasty!!

[coochhunter69]

thats what im saying..it doesnt take certain taste buds to like, it just takes being a normal STRAIGHT guy not jut some fag...dude please stop with these time wasting vids..we dont care about how gay you are

[TheMilli2010]

oh my god. i asked my boyfriend the same thing. how do they do it? ill never know.

[8258916]

LMFAO!!!chris dhat is funny...but i luv gettn my cooch eatin...lol...

[Pixiebabylove]

LMFAO at every line, classic chris. Funny as fuck

[kbpwitch]

Could'nt have said it better myself;)

[ZVsBabe]

Chris, this vid makes me laugh every time. Haters, quit wasting you time on Chris's vids, get a life OFF the internet, and choke on something.

[kbpwitch]

Seriously people learn how to spell if you want to leave a comment...and if you don't like Chris Crocker then why the hell do you watch his videos? Think about it.:)

[MiquRyuhi]

a guy that blows cornholes should'nt be complaining about taste or smell

[haallaaxx3]

lol this is so funny i like ur videos

[bitchplz09]

and cock taste like a fuckin lolly pop i guess? good to know...wtf??

[stecheverria]

fuck you cooch is awsome!!

[yelloluv]

trust me i dont think anyone in the world would think you were stait

[michawezel7]

You deserve to be murdered you fucking wierd piece of shit.

[violadude0987]

wtf.......and cock really tastes that much better?

[aznursegina]

I am the proud owner of a cooch and it does not offend me! Jeeeez people, have a sense of humor, this is hilarious!

[airsoftgang]

i like catfish and trust me it isnt gross

[denisewatts122392]

i eat pussy and its good it dont smell bad or tasteb like tuna....my taste buds are fine you get it in the ass. what does dick and cum taste like...

[shiasgirl4ever1987]

Weelll, I would say the same reason why people suck d***

[rizking1]

from 1 gay to another... shut the hell up u make us all look bad

[jarule2001]

your just jealous cause you don't have one!! ^^

[texanmp]

Chris Crocker your an idiot.

[shiasgirl4ever1987]

1:00-1:05 LOL

[druska17]

well i dont c how you can be gay and its quite easy how to eat cooch i mean cmon dude get over yourself you fucking weirdo

[searraproductions]

you talk soo fucken wierd..... your just mad because u have no guys going after you... haha!!!!

[RagTrollys]

LMAOO :P

Chris Is Awesome :)

[blondecutie2290]

y would anyone write something bout they want some1 to die u must be stupid ooo poor thing

[hellokitty7654321]

i heard mine tast like dre pepper

[jarule2001]

haha nice.

[Carolshelby1]

VAGINA TASTES AMAZING!!!! just cause your gay doesnt mean that theres anything wrong with being straight.

No homo

[gabsylv]

you sort of miss the point of the vid when you take it seriously

[dcochran123]

pussy is the greatness and gays are the wrost thing in the world. go burn in hell dick suckers

[idrummr]

gays can go to hell, and ill be glad when chris dies..that will be the day i start a fucking parade you dick sucking queers

[searraproductions]

wtf u hate that people make fun of gays but u make fun of us... ur an asshole ... u make no since at all

[gabsylv]

reverse discourse!

[pachin63]

jennymariee just hit the nail in the head

[frostie2112]

douchebag.....ummm yea. ur the definition of it.

[bornstar20]

Chris Crocker how can u dislike pussy?my bad ure gay but something tells me you eaten it before u diss women so much but yet u dress... odd

[aprilyahoo]

That is so sick why do men like down their it could give a girl an infection guys are so gross but I can't say it's bad beacuse my boyfriend does that

[KayANDBree345]

:P>

[thegirlnextdoor215]

if a girls va-jay-jay smells like fish its called a YEAST INFECTION. and btw, you hate when ppl shit-talk about gays but if straight ppl cant bash gays then y shud gays bash straight ppl? ur a fucking hypocrite

[BrrixLubbsxYooh]

Lol ..

You're always complaining about "GAY HATE ON YOUTUBE."

.. You just hated on lesbians.

Dumbass .. -.-

[Shikamaru0Boo]

From what I've heard guys don't mind it...

Plus what kind of taste is poop?

Plus if you don't want people to insult you,

you shouldn't insult them...

You seem kind of anti-straight in this.

[Jennyymariee]

okaiee .

youu cant eatt 'cooch'

but youu can eat ass

and suckk dickk .

whichh is worsee ?!

:D

[2007jf]

Suck dick is more disgusting that eat pussy???

You are lesbian or what?

[Jennyymariee]

i neverr saidd that dumbass

and no im not a lesbian

im far from it

i saidd which is worse sucking dick

and eating ass or licking pussy .

meaningg what kindd of taste do you

have if your eating shit ?! forreal .

[jakobo789]

who ever told u pussy tastes like catfish is a fucking fag

[xoxomiriamxoxo]

yeah if a woman's cooch smells or taste's like fish then something's wrong. My cooch doesn't smell like any fish.

[Yourebuying]

Vaginas are pretty nasty looking most of the time.

They're a warm socket to put your dong.

That's it.

[Gazness002]

if they tell you that then that girl needs to scrub out her nasty filthy infested pussy!! that is dirty stinky pussy if it has any association with fish!

[backspacesally]

So I bet you really like the taste of cum then.

[MissZiggy420]

Well having babies involves a man and a woman. An egg and a sperm. Men are designed (for the most part ) to want to spread their seed. That's where the woman comes in. Traditionally men are designed to want the pussy. You know a male dog will go insane when a female is in heat. I don't get, how he dosn't get, why men want woman. That is what we were made to do. Where would the world be if humans all turned gay 300 years ago, extinct. I am not trying to insult gay, or lesbians at all.

[she2real4u]

if a female's coochie taste like tuna then somethings wrong lol

chris i still looove you.

your too funny

[she2real4u]

idk what kinda pussy the ppl told you eat...but mine dont taste like tuna, nor is it like catfish lol

[MrsBethPoynter]

you know. ive stuck up for him on every other video but this one makes me want to hang myself. i meen seriously it goes fucking through me. although i do love chris crocker :)

oxo

[12FATMAN12]

r u a guy or girl () +[]+

[27ichigo]

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"This is Bob"

Bob HATES Chris Crocker!

Copy and paste bob to Chris's stupid, lame, and discusting vidoes if you do too.

[kovalevisgod]

Stale.

[sycokiller21]

WHAT KIND OF TASTES BUDS DO YO GOT?!?! WHAT KIND OF TASTES BUDS IS THAT. YOUR BRAIN CELLS. hahahahahahahah im dyinggg XD

[bvenslosky]

Your voice sounds like you may be partially retarded.

[kimmiie2]

Gays and girls are the only ones that like you. now you're dissing the girls. Lol

Maybe you should check it out before you post a video about it otherwise you just sound retarded because you're talking about something someone else said.

[jesercize]

cooch is the shit. dont knock it til u try it...

and if u think its so gross, then why do u act like u got one?

[Allisiag]

chris u fuckin up now aint NOTHING wrong wit goin down u should try it u might b straight afterwards besides leave sucking dick to tha ladies i think we do it better lol

[Huppelpoesje]

No guys are better at sucking the cock.., I'd know ;)

[intoxthexbluu]

i honestly can't stand you

i liked you for a while but jUST SHUT UP

omg

UGLY

[Xramen1X]

*shakes head* Oh Chris.....

It all comes down to how hygenenic the person is. Whatever it is, cock or cooch, it's gonna taste according to how well the person takes care of themselves.

[MansonFreak555]

fucking dumb fuck that is only a girl who dasnt wash down there it dont taste like that hell i would know i am bi so fucking shut up your gay so you wouldnt know shut your mouth and dont speak till you think of wat your gonna say k fucker

[BlackR0se161]

Um, you think that man's junk tastes any better? It's all about taking care of yourself. Any girl or guy that doesn't take care of themselves down there will make it smell nasty. Get over it, and the idea of a guy sucking off another guy is way more disgusting than a man eating out a woman. MY question is what kind of taste buds do YOU got.\?

[shelby32395]

why would it taste any different than dick??

[freakydeaky1232]

sucking dicks is nasty.

eat the cooch!

[phelishashauna]

for a guy to suck on a dick thats nasty...disgusting

[hahaimabitch]

Ok, but this fuck wants to be a girl???? That totally fits right? And sorry, but NO, if you aren't a skank bitch, your cooch does NOT smell like tuna, cuz it's called taking a shower and cleaning yourself! SOME women know how to take care of themselves, obviously not any that you know. Well, I guess that speaks VOLUMES about the people you spend your time with..........

[sir901]

omg your so dumb

[insainebeauty]

ok...lesbians do it.they arent striaght. and only girls who dont take care of themselves smell like fish. it taste the same as dick...just skin

[bronnie12345678]

yes i'll admit a 'cooch' is not the most attractive thing on this earth but hey neither is a penis

xxx love ya xxx

[XXXmaddnessXX]

you have to have straight tastebuds

[shelby32395]

fuck you chris!

[hkdxforsaken]

hahahahaahahahaaha its the funniest from :58 to 1:11

[nawrozandali]

it just depends on the girl and how clean she is and you fucking gay bitch you suck dick and well thats nasty

lmaoooo.

his face.