Nuclear Assault - "Long Haired Asshole" SPV Records

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

i got long hair but im a nice guy unless someone pisses me off

[slay68]

@xDXPxJOEx456x1 thats cause your a long hair asshole this is not the 80's

[MegaMaidenhead]

That's some good comedy! Nuclear's wicked!

[steve94223]

The worst Nuclear Assault song ever. Why did they throw this shit on Third World Genocide?

[KimJongILL1]

@steve94223 its spoof get something called a sense of humor

[MetalHeadFrank666]

I had some cool long hair back in the early 1990's, cut it cut for a girl (of course). I was such an asshole.

[gglaw42]

<----proud LH arsehole since 1988.

[mario1136]

Lol check out Bonded by Banjo by Exodus too.

[changuitilandia]

this is not Nuclear Assault this is Redneck Assault!!

[arabianmetalhead99]

Long haired asshole= Rednecks huh?

[hypopainhead]

hahahaha genious XD gonna see them this saturday @ elsrock

[s0zhL]

Srsly guys, ON WHICH CD CAN I FIND THIS?! I got Game Over, I got the plague and I got handle with fucking care, but this song isn't on none of them!!! I NEED IT TO DRUNK-DANCE TO IT!! PLEASE HELP MEH!!!!!! D:

[MrGuitarandvocals]

@s0zhL

Third world genocide

[s0zhL]

@MrGuitarandvocals thank you so much, dewd

[MrGuitarandvocals]

@s0zhL

No problem. You have good taste in music! Thirld world genocide was released in 2005, I think. It is their most recent studio album.

[s0zhL]

@MrGuitarandvocals Woah, they released a new album in 2005?! Is it a good 21st century thrash Metal album like "Schizo deluxe" from annihilator or more like a shitty attempt of recreating old Thrash Basics like Metallica's "Death Magnetic"?!

[MrGuitarandvocals]

@s0zhL

Yes they did. It had some decent tunes - does not come close to touching their old shit

[miked157]

@s0zhL Living Hell is an awesome song from that album

[mashui99]

@s0zhL It's not their best but it's still a kickass album with some killer tracks.

[MsGfdfgd]

the best fuckin' music video ever

[XuliusCaesar]

@metsainmies but then she broke up with you, and has no asshole at all anymore!

[XuliusCaesar]

If you've had hair past your shoulders at one point in your life, it doesn't matter HOW short you cut it after that, you are STILL a LHA!!!

[valemadreishon]

a proudly long haired asshole here \,,/

[lmlalejolml]

Now i need a banjo to play Thrash Metal...!!!!!

[gglaw42]

I've been a proud LHA for 23 + years now,thanks.

[dubbopao]

this long hair just kicked a short hairs ass

[caronja70]

Roflmao, Connelly holding the chicken at the end of the vid is an epic momment :D

[dmason2000]

what album was this off of?

[IntegraRType]

LMMFAO!!!

[BOXXIII]

why would youtube think that anyone watching this would be interested in mabeline?

[Sonicspartan118]

10 people have short hair

[j4p3s]

great video

[msdtyu1]

But I'm a long haired asshole ...

[gorilla12d3]

Death and destruction with a smile. Who says heavy metal can't have a sense of humour?:)

[XuliusCaesar]

@gorilla12d3 whoever says that metal can't have a sense of humor needs to check out GWAR, Green Jelly, and Devin Townshend's Ziltoid the Omniscient.

[grufeetywy]

someone should post the lyrics in between headbanging and laughing.

[mhzsm]

Check out 'Nightmare' and 'Freyja' by SONIQ ARMADA

[SonofBrummieDarkness]

Why was there an advert for the Disney Channel before this video? Fucking really?

[Knight117m]

im a long haired asshole

[Knight117m]

8 short haired don like this =) jaja



[cyberanger]

40 years of being a long haired asshole then they up and make a song about it. Now for 40 more years. LOL

[QueviinFrias]

jajajaj no mamesXD

[MetalUpYourAssTV]

i have a long haired asshole...

[arabianmetalhead99]

This makes fun of rednecks so bad oh my god

[thimberethauruz]

AUAHUAHUAHAUHAUAHAUHUAHa Cabeludo Cusão é foda!!!

[ubrenmufasa2001]

cut my long hair but im still an asshole :)

[penumrocker25]

@ubrenmufasa2001 Ditto

[skeistan]

@ubrenmufasa2001 But friend, do you you use business suit?

[ubrenmufasa2001]

@skeistan nope! just a kfc uniform bahah

[pullbackbaby]

I used to have a cassette of this called the John Connolly project.

[borntobewildpascal]

eye ca .. ca Rock en esti

[MoOsHw]

I've got longish hair and still growing, my gf loves it.

[ridewithES]

@MoOsHw

Haha same here but mine hates it

[MoOsHw]

@ridewithES Thats gotta suck.

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

I was a long haired asshole, now I'm a short haired asshole.

[johnthegreek178]

@RavensOfMyFuneral I was a short haired asshole, but now I'm somewhere in the middle.

[BabyEviscerator]

i wanna be a long haired asshole... im a wavy haired dick XD

[ssa12344]

Haha thats awesome girl! 

[dannife]

8 people arent long haired asshole

[xcosox]

Honestly this is one of the best songs i've heard in a while.

i love banjo.

im a long haired asshole.

:D

[thulehunter]

Long haired asshole and proud of it!!!

[Sonicspartan118]

im a long haired asshole :)

[demonholocaust101]

0:00 fuck ads

[TheDoomstress]

on the contary I'am female and I wouldn't date anything else but a long haired asshole ... well minus the asshole

[caiocrossover]

worldwide long haired assholes association

[meximetal881]

wtf ???

[ssa12344]

Im proud to be a long haired asshole. Even though the girls today think it look stupid. Without my hair, I'm nothing.

[TheDoomstress]

@ssa12344 NOT all chicks today think that way on the contrary I only date guys with long hair if its short i wont give em a chance lol i know that sounds shallow but my man of choice is METALHEAD and I won't settle for less then that... although I wouldnt like the asshole part

[j4allen]

@TheDoomstress

I'm a metalhead but I cut my hair. It's in the heart and soul, not in the hair!

[TRUEGUITARHERO2171]

man i missed being a long haired ass hole it sucks going bald hahah 

[badalex17594]

omg made me laugh a lot

[AdammTheDude]

HAha where is the EPIC button?

[FreakaZoidInatorTron]

that's it..... im startin up a posse! :P

[darkdamnlady]

this long haired is really ASSHOLE! (and me don't speak english!)

Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WaxOutissh]

Even if now I shave my head, I'M STILL A LONG HAIRED ASSHOLE!!! \m/

[VIKINGBASSHAMMER]

im such a long haired asshole not so much but i can say it

[fecesforjesus420]

Oi!!

[HolyDeadTrinity]

HAIL ALL LONG HAIRED ASSHOLES!

[CalifornianSoul]

From which album is this song?

[MetalFafa]

@CalifornianSoul Third World Genocide

[33cefn16]

I was a long haired asshole.Til it all fell out!! oh fuck!!

[pablozthrasher]

makes me proud (:

[heavymetelpunknstuff]

whoever disliked has short hair and a business suit

[dapik5]

@heavymetelpunknstuff suits are awesome, but yeh long hair wins

[JacksonEspFender]

who else here thinks the guy at 1:07 kinda looks like Jason Newstead after he cut his hair?

[metalfan194]

Fuck yes! I am proud!

[stupgamer13]

Im proud to be a long haired asshole

[Rpoonanny]

`kin mental!

[wasted1488]

im a long haired asshole!!

[dadas360]

LMAO

[kristopolis816]

This is metal as fuck

[PsYcHiaTeRxX]

xD awesome song :D

[jek21]

awesome

[crazylocoguitar]

wtf hahahahahahahahhahahahahha

[bigcitymetalman666]

im a long haired asshole and people want me to cut im like fuck you

[Qrqyt]

I was once a long haired asshole. Now I'm just an asshole.

[RobinArts01]

was a 15 year old asshole, untill my friends started calling me that xD, cut it off a year ago =[ worst thing i've ever done D=

[DreadedEd]

i WAS a long haired asshole til it fell out

[theDirtySanchez92]

@DreadedEd Thats sad =(

[MetalMangini]

makes me proud to have long hair haha

[theDirtySanchez92]

@MetalMangini  me too <3 xD

Long hair FTW

[AbeVegaJr]

I wish I was one too, but I'm a short haired guy and thats it..=/

[Jphthe2]

Yes!

[ArtzyFartzy6]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monkeymagoo47]

I think a country band should do a metal cover of this song.

[flashcloud]

@monkeymagoo47

And they should call it "redneck dummies!"

[Naildownrock]

i'm proud to be a long haired asshole!

[slavearmy666]

@Naildownrock lmao me too

[Timurnator1990]

jajajaja!

[blitzspeer]

Best start shaving that head then because every wanna be biker with a bandana and leather chaps for the weekend are making all the long haired assholes seem like ex boy scout's.haha vroombrabrabrablablabla all at the red light for attention.

[XuliusCaesar]

@blitzspeer a real long haired asshole can smell a poser 10 miles away. Just like a real biker can spot a weekend warrior from the same distance!

[XuliusCaesar]

I'm a long haired asshole, and I like it when I get sideways looks from the religious and elderly. Thats the way it should be...if men with long hair ever became trendy or fashionable, I'm shavin my head!

[MrThrasha666]

that was good

[metalinjun]

What the fuck!

[metalakala]

nuclear assault awesome \../

[metallifreak77]

classic

[RippedSupreme]

LOL I didn't even know they played this type of music

[irockusuc666]

its a one off ;P

[DakotaRogers]

you completely ruined it...

[Metallideth34]

what about curly headed assholes?

[supmayne1]

what about them?

[urslugi]

ok..................

[TheIronHayden]

I have kinda long hair does that make me a kinda long haired asshole?

[crowbarftw]

Long haired assholes unite!

[metalfan194]

@crowbarftw Yes! \m/

[Tscorp65]

This totally sucks,damn....

[XuliusCaesar]

BEST intro song for a band EVER.

[EvilViolator124]

It's eaither this you are a long haired asshole, or you have a long haired asshole.

[roas2]

ROFL

[SlayerMaidenEnemy]

LAWL

[InAGaddaDaVida29]

I wish I was a long haired asshole... I'm just a curley headed fuck.

[jacksonshredhead]

sorry man, i dont know you but that really made me laugh :)

[WillyTheHurricane]

@InAGaddaDaVida29, dreadlocks and you can be one.

[InAGaddaDaVida29]

I don't like those.

[pinksmithfloyd]

@InAGaddaDaVida29 me 2 man

[royrevOlution]

@InAGaddaDaVida29 Tell that to Katon from Hirax! LOL

[tumabugi]

@InAGaddaDaVida29 Every hairstyle is better than emo/metalcore hair

[BabyEviscerator]

@InAGaddaDaVida29

if its long it still counts XD

[InAGaddaDaVida29]

@BabyEviscerator It's like a Jew-fro.

[BabyEviscerator]

@InAGaddaDaVida29

ohhh... straighten it?

[InAGaddaDaVida29]

@BabyEviscerator Would that work?

[BabyEviscerator]

@InAGaddaDaVida29

doesnt hurt to try but i think it would

[bongfodder]

someone at jiffy mart today said excuse me hoss or hos or horace or horse?and I still can't figure out if I should be pissed of about it

[karvatussu]

i have a long haired asshole :D hell yeah

[mmmmmmmtoast]

WIN

[thecolbanator24]

i am a long haired asshole

[monkeymagoo47]

@thecolbanator24 No bitch fuck you I'm a long haired asshole. And you're ginger.

[thecolbanator24]

@monkeymagoo47 hey bitch just cuz ima ginger dosent mean shit my hair is longer than yours

[monkeymagoo47]

@thecolbanator24 Yeah but its curly as nuts.

[thecolbanator24]

@monkeymagoo47 why does it matter if its curly of red all that matters is that metal shall live forever and nuclear assault is awsome

[monkeymagoo47]

@thecolbanator24 That's true you sexy little asshole.

[CtSaxon83]

@thecolbanator24 Doesn't matter if its shaved or long either. Good point man. To many people worry about image first.

[monkeymagoo47]

I.....

Am a Long Haired Asshole.

[therenimated]

The most metal song ever...

XD

[DarkWarrior450]

I'm a long haired asshole and fucking proud of it!!!

[pyrzzlewick]

The incredibly hick "yep" cracks me up more than it should. I wish more bands had a sense of humour like these guys.

[BillyxRattlehead]

Theres always Exodus - Bonded By Banjo

[84metalfist]

ha ha i remember when this song came out it was just so funny.Nuclear assault is the shit..there's no other band like them they're unique.

[SpreadtheDisease555]

Good to see nuclear assault is still active

[Dazzior]

haha why i think about merle allin and his shity brother tell me why

[juanjoThrash]

xDDD!

ahahaha this is a really Thrash Band with a lot of Humor

that Rules xDD!

[oiyabastard]

short haired punk gods D E V O

[psyshock918]

D: WTF IS THIS? This band is crazy, in a good way

[joe62293]

DAN LINKER pwned me XD

coz i got a long hair XD

[metalbound7]

lol wtf! Dan Lilker fucking pwns!

[zombiesass]

LOL!!

[bigpowerfulpeople]

short haired assholes dont even have their own song.

[ancientmariner1984]

I just might be able to get my wife into this one. She likes only country and hates my music. roflmao Hmm, maybe she will loosen up and like some metal? Let's hope so!!

[RavenousMedicine]

go for it man!hopefully she doesnt slide off the hood of yer car like that one chick though.

[AlicsInHell]

hahahahahhahahahaha

[ubrenmufasa2001]

haha nice lol

[salenewzgb]

NUCLEAR ASSAULT FUCKIN RULES

[joe62293]

The BEST!

[EazyslashD]

Long haired Asshole till'i die !!!

and if i die i die with a beer in my hand !!