Re: Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 23)

[patsfanczar]

0:17 fail. You are a dummy. You have no background in science yet you know it is "scientifically accurate" how?

[mjrbproductions]

@patsfanczar because it makes sense when you listen to the videos

[werbnnerf]

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[crazrussian09]

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[wakcedout]

right there with ya i have nothing more than a high school education myself but even though my parents grew up with religion in their life they raised me to always question what lies ahead and to only take the stories of the bible with a grain of salt now i am not a god fearing anything but i also dont count myself as atheist i know that if i cant explain it that it wasnt the majic man in the sky, i just ponder as to what could be going on. and remember "fear the bunny" lol

[luvdomus]

This young man will go far if he applies himself.

[GermanShepardd]

@luvdomus Right, he will go far, all he needs is a sign a tin cup.

[luvdomus]

@GermanShepardd In a dozen years or so this kid will likely be earning more than you ever have in your life becasue he's bright and articulate, not ignaorant and sarcastic like you.

[GermanShepardd]

@luvdomus What are you? His mother? Oh sorry was that sarcastic?

[GermanShepardd]

@luvdomus Sure in a dozen years he'll be special. He will be one of Jerrt's kids.

[DarthSkater6]

BOOOOOOORING

[jpl10380]

this is an epistemological question. Belief doesn't mean faith; although faith does mean belief. The difference is that a scientist believes the atomic theory is accurate because it fits best with the evidence he believes he has, based upon the belief in his senses and faculties. Faith is to believe something without any of the above foundations.

[mrdreamers4u]

lol

[smitterxnn]

No one controls their own life. Why would anyone choose to be eaten by a shark or be run over by a train. Pride and arrogance are fast growing seeds of destruction.

[smitterxnn]

I did respond but must have posted instead. Anyway, my last post was my reply. I dont argue biblical points with anyone. It is futile if one is blind to the truth. I can only propose to you that the Holy Spirit is real and lives within me. If a person chooses not to seek, he will most definitely not find.

[smitterxnn]

Only God can save your soul. You origionally commented facetiously on my definition of evil. Because of this, I would assume you hold nothing but contempt for the teachings of my God. Why waste my time when Im sure you have already had the opportuniy to receive his truth but have chosen not to do so. Have you ever heard "Don't cast your pearls before swine." This means to a Christian that one must spread the Gospel but not continually argue with the nonbeliever. You will choose it or you won't.

[WarriorOfWoW]

Christians aren't supposed to be assholes.

[smitterxnn]

How do you know what Christians are supposed to be if you are not one? Please dont comment in ignorance. It really shows your immaturity!

[WarriorOfWoW]

I'm an ex-Christian surrounded by Christians and I made sure that I knew what I was doing before I broke away from the faith. -_- I am NOT commenting in ignorance. You're just kind of a prick, in my opinion.

[smitterxnn]

I am sorry that you never recieved the Holy Spirit. If you had, you could never give it up. Your denial of the Spirit is a result of all the false "customized" doctrines in conflict with one another. I also understand the confusion of so many different doctrines. I also doubted in the past. You can not receive the Spirit from another man, only from the Spirit itself through your own journey. Please dont give up now but search your own soul without influence from any customized doctrine.

[WarriorOfWoW]

I'm going to go with Asshole, again. "You're not like me, so you're wrong" kind of attitudes are abundant with assholes.

[smitterxnn]

It is pathetic that you can not express yourself any other way. Continue in education and you might grow to have the intellect that you think you already have.

[WarriorOfWoW]

Or I can see through your Holier Than Thou BS and just call you an asshole, again.

[WarriorOfWoW]

I just think it's funny that you're continuing this when I'm only going to call you an asshole, again. It's also funny when being a Troll works.

[WarriorOfWoW]

'cause I show this conversation to my friends and we laugh. You really don't know the definition of 'Troll', do you? Asshole.

[WarriorOfWoW]

It's best not to take everything (especially on the internet) seriously. It's fun to troll people because it makes one feel superior or a trickster in his own way. I don't feel that way, but it's still fun to make somebody angry to wits' end. But, you have grown boring, so I will bid you adieu and go bother someone else. Methinks that Cameron will be fun... :D

[smitterxnn]

Then farewell to you my friend. Godspeed in becoming a man.

[WarriorOfWoW]

AAAAND you CONTINUE to be an asshole. Wow, NOTHING gets you off your beat, eh?

[AnemosThrowback]

And when that fails the christian starts a crusade, since the christian mindset is: "believe what I say because I'm right because I say I'm right--and if you don't believe what I say, then I'll kill you and your family. Unless your wife or sister is hot. Then she's MINE now. And that's why God is such a good person--because if what we are doing is wrong, he wouldn't let us do it." True story.

[smitterxnn]

In that case, I accept your definition of "pwnd". I have been "put in my place" by God and am happy to be here. If you are insinuating that I am threatened by your ignorant slang comment, you are mistaken.

[smitterxnn]

Please indulge my ignorance and explain to me what "pwnd" is. I speak American English and do not recognize this word.

[smitterxnn]

You need say nothing at all as your comment is not relevant.

[alixinthemiddle]

not onl is Tf00t smart, he has a sexy voice that's easy on the ears. XD

[smitterxnn]

Evil is "The absence of God".

[jmthetank]

Oops. You made a typo. It's not "absence". It's "essence".

[Gavlefilms]

Evil is whats bad for the society aka God

[swaltificati]

Good and Evil are fallacious concepts conceived by religion to divide people and rationalize their actions.

Also, I have a feeling that CelenaNATION's post are satire, I wouldn't take them for more than that.

[ChelenaNATION]

thats a stupid question. evil is anything that God doesnt like dummy. wat an idiot

[baalChrist]

Such a nice guy that Jebus. If he had asked me if I wanted his forgiveness, or be a part of his bizarre hari kari, I would have told him not to bother. If Ted Haggard or Ben Stein are in heaven, then I want a fast train to hell. At least while I'm being immolated and tortured I can use my brain and not mindlessly worship at the feet of some Mesopotamian circus.

[ChelenaNATION]

That movie was blasphemous and filled with lies! Don't lose your way! Christianity is the truth. Atheism is evil. Atheists burn in Hell and suffer horribly forever and ever! Christians go to Heaven and live in bliss. Jesus is the only way! Praise the LORD!

[PhreakStep]

What a nice thing to say :D

We are nor evil we do more good then you.

We do good because we want to it is beneficial to ALL OF US if we work together.

You Christians do good just because you can go to heaven now that is selfish.

[flacokiddabi]

Silly evil is in the eye of the beholder i got a way to prove to you god doesnt exist close your eyes and ask jesus to appear then open them if u see him message me and well try it together ok lol

[ChelenaNATION]

evil is NOT in the eye of the beholder! evil is people who aren't Christian. dummy head!!!

AND I ALWAYS SEE JESUS EVERYWHERE ALL DAY EVERYDAY! IN YOUR FACE YOU NON CHRISTIAN

[flacokiddabi]

ok so lemme ask christians used to kill and rape brutally back in the past is that not evil hmmm they were christians guess thats not evil.And i mean in the physical not in your apparently crazy mind lol so since i cant see what you apparently see take a picture

Also my last question how are you so sure you are right? and christianity is the correct relgion and not islam or buddism or scientology lol

[ChelenaNATION]

i know Christianity is right because Christians follow the teachings of the Bible which is the word of God. any sin can be forgiven if you simply repent and accept that God is real. but non Christians don't do that which is why they will all be tortured in Hell

[pmcommando]

so a christian rapes and murders a 11 year old girl, he repents and accepts that god is real, he will go to heaven?? im an athiest, iv done lots of voluntary work for the homeless, treat people like how id like to be treated and help people in anyway i can, now im going to hell but jesus still loves me people!!!!!!!!

[castroherman]

I actually brought that point up to a christian once in an informal debate and he said "you can't buy your way into heaven through deeds, only through faith and accepting jesus as lord and saviour can you be guaranteed a place in heaven". I resisted the urge to tell him to fuck off and instead walked away having learned that trying to reason with religious people is pointless.

[pmcommando]

haha yea mate ive stopped trying to debate because i get very frustrated at the unlogical bollox coming out of their bloody mouth.........

[pmcommando]

atheists burn in hell and suffer forever..... so our 'souls' have nervous systems now?

[yahyahtoopy]

ya its called the dicknipple system

(i discovered it so i get to name it rite?)

[pmcommando]

and why have you called it.. dicknipple?

[yahyahtoopy]

because i can lol

[ptube101]

another Christian setting an example of hypocrosy to their so called 'love thy neighbour' policy

[iantheluke]

rock on dude, you're not alone!

[NFT2]

You're just like me, brother. Raised Roman Catholic and renouncing that piece of shit faith.

Science conquers all.

[herbiethebarber]

For the record, you don't "believe" science, you accept it.  Belief offers room for disbelief, and noone can disbelieve a fact. The truth IS what it IS, regardless of ignorant perspectives.

[makewaralot]

honest and thoughtful. touche.

[emancoy]

christfag, how inapropriate. to be that, i have to believe in christ first, which i dont. fag, i have to like men, but i dont

dude you got me wrong. im an athiest

im just emphasizing the choices ordinary people would have to face, people would rather be happy than be right.

[Polygamy4Five]

"Unfortunately, Science is a way of finding facts

and as of now, the facts are against them. "

You sound like a person with an imaginary friend is the sky, please explain the above comments fo yours!

[emancoy]

facts are against the creationist.

No imaginary friend here, just me and reality

[emancoy]

my hypothesis in why people believe in creationism,

what would you rather believe?

Im created in the image and likeness of God, when i die i go to heaven

quite a good deal eh?

or

You came from a lower primate, and apes and monkeys are your relatives, when you die, thats it. which is quite depressing.

Unfortunately, Science is a way of finding facts

and as of now, the facts are against them.

[wickedragon]

Ye, unfortunatly truth is seldom a cuddly bunny rocking you to sleep. :/

ilovecm; welcome to atheism :D

I hope you find in it reasons to live your life to the fullest. Be a treasure to those around you, even strangers. Be that little nice thing that happens once in a while :)

Life is beautiful, enjoy it, and live in peace.

[lolgepwnt]

Linguistics never was my strong point.

I can make sense of subjects pertinent to my interests and through this find the whole affairs of intelligent design/creationism laughable.

As yet, biological evolution does not occur beyond the realms of our atmosphere, yet has become the most important topic in the known universe.

The whole "debate" is pointless and has only resulted in precious time, money and resources being spent in an effort to hinder further understanding.

Alfa = troll.

[Polygamy4Five]

"The whole "debate" is pointless"

Ignorant creationist?

Evolution has supplied so much to the medical improvemments fo man kind!

[lolgepwnt]

Also, I appreciate your opinion regarding the "oops" thing. I can relate and even agree to this kind of behaviour to an extent. Yet I still believe it is more important to be able to achieve the truth eventually than get it correct the first/second/third attempt. Besides, a lot of science seeks to improve our way of life through garnering of intelligence (nuclear bombs etc aside). I truly feel that mankind will be able to achieve what we now deem to be only theoretically possible.

[lolgepwnt]

None can deny that evolution has played (at least a small) part in every form of general medicine/sanitation/immunology as well as communicating methodology and technique to create new fields of science, which then flourish in their own validity.

Yet ironically, the entire concept of evolution only exists (to our knowledge) on our pale blue dot. In a very realistic sense, it a minor topic in a sea of blind knowledge.

[lolgepwnt]

We are the proud owners of blind intelligence. Contrary to mass opinion, we are not aware of our future, yet science allows us to bypass laborious inspection and aim specifically for what we want to know.

Just because you may or may not agree with evolutionary theory, doesn't mean it isn't correct. A concept that is embedded into our way of life, f.e. a multicultural society, war/antiwar opinion.

[lolgepwnt]

You very much don't understand the distinction between truth and opinion. So many scientific solutions have come out of left field and challenged the status quo. While this may or may not be true of evolution, you must accept that your opinion and mine are worthless in contrast to the truth.

Science always searches for the truth and uses every piece of information to create a model that is both satisfactory and explanatory. The only parallel I can offer is General/Special Relativity.

[Alfa1043]

So if I get you, you tell only the truth and every one else tells opinion?

OK, In my opinion you are trying to act intelligent when in my opinion you are not!

[lolgepwnt]

Oh, i'll also ignore all the stupid comments you continue to post on youtube. Until you realise that reading webpages is not a valid substitute for a scientific eduction, you will continue to be treated as the narrow-minded fool that your posts so readily indicate.

[mejc2]

Narrow minded! I'm the only one who is thinking around here. one group believes thier pastor the other believes their text book. Look at the evidence when either tells you something that is obviously wrong evaluate it. Thik of this, when I was your age they had a totally different set of "facts" that they were "sure" of. Wait a few decades and listen to them say OOPS a couple of HUNDRED times like I have. Then you will realize what's up.

Peace

[lolgepwnt]

Evolution, in the same vein as statistical mechanics, gravity, and even complex numbers; provides the best model we can craft to explain what we know to be truth.

You are free to disagree with evolution, but trying to use ID/creationism to vindicate one particular god and maintain tradition, is simply outdated and wrong.

Everything we know tells us evolution is true. Verified by stable mathematics, it provides us with the best prerequisite to understand how life will adapt and overcome.

[mejc2]

1. I never mentioned ID or creationism.

2. Natural selection is not a viable mechanism to account for the diversity we observe it is only a fairy tale used to explain what we see.

3. When you get big you will read your posts and say. "What the heck was I talking about"

4.Mathematically evolution is a hoot. when you start studying these things seriously, if you can find good professors,you will begin to see how silly it is. But it won't help you make sense of it all

bee good

J.C.

[lolgepwnt]

Oh, the old condescending tone technique. Well done. Almost makes me wish I done a theology degree instead of mathematics and physics.

[mejc2]

Theology? dude what are you talking about?

My Master's plus is certainly not in theology. Also I have never mentioned anything about God ID or anything.

All I have ever posted are scientific problems with the fairy tale of evolution. The point is, don't trust anyone. Seek the truth for yourself. don't ignore me, incorporate me into your reality and then decide for yourself, but know this I have told you no lies and have not tried to push any point of view on you. I just came across your vid.

[Alfa1043]

'Everything we know tells us evolution is true. Verified by stable mathematics, it provides us with the best prerequisite to understand how life will adapt and overcome.'

These two sentences, analyzed logically and grammatically, are devoid of any rationale. It would always help one to know the meaning of words and use them grammatically correct in order to articulate a point or position!

[wickedragon]

Though, to a certain extent a hyperbole, I don't see anything fantastically wrong with those sentences. And unlike lolgepwnt I AM a linguist.

Maybe the second setentence could need a little work, but it's fully decodable.

[daddybear]

up and coming science is not up and coming proof that GOD does not exist. It's just more good information on how life exists.

[mejc2]

who mentioned God?

this is showing that natural selection is not a viable mechanism to create the diversity we see. This has nothing to do with God or ID. Scientifically the Darwinian model is falling apart.

[lolgepwnt]

You seem to be confused about the origins of the universe and the origins of life.

Science that has yet to be falsified has provided new avenues in which to study other aspects. That's the beauty of science. It is not inhibited by peoples interpretation. Then after enough education you don't see science and mathematics as awkward or difficult, but simply as stone cold truth. We can all differ on the actual meaning of all this, but then again do you think your opinion or mine really matters?

[mejc2]

ok this is probably over your head but here goes.

natural selection is not viable because

search "A reassessment of genetic limits to evolutionary change "

"For multitrait systems, recent results using longer term studies of organisms, in which more is understood concerning what traits may be under selection, have indicated that selection may exhaust genetic variance, resulting in a limit to the selection response"

[mejc2]

Wow! hook line and sinker. you really bought that crap!

Here is a little help from an older guy.

Scientists don't know shit about the creation of the universe, planet, or life on the planet. If you are going to believe scietists for the rest of your life, get ready to change your truth dozens of times before you die.

[lolgepwnt]

That "crap" has allowed you to share a ridiculous message to the entire world, via the internet. Keep trying fool, that hole isn't going to dig itself.

[mejc2]

Don't confuse the fairy tale told. with actual technological advances. The tale spinners attach their lie to something that is true. For example organisms change over time. they take that fact and use it to support a fairy tale about the creation of the uninverse and the complexity in nature.

Truth is that selection has limits, and is not a viable mechanism to support the complexity we see.

[lolgepwnt]

"For example organisms change over time. they take that fact and use it to support a fairy tale about the creation of the uninverse and the complexity in nature."

You can keep trying; but I would give up now if I were you.

[daddybear]

right on mejc2

[daddybear]

please keep on going

[CursedKuribo]

ROLF!

[int3rl0per]

it truly is the missing link :D

[breakinthebend]

...holy hell its the missing link..

[pikechris1]

yeah and the creator manifests itself in your brain, which is measurable (brain processes), but the creator is not... awesome...

[nerzul82]

umm . . . the only thing the bible or any religon says is that a god/gods are divine, so you should do what he/they say or you go to hell. it never says why things work. science proves that the why in life is realy a sate of mind. some say we go to work to make money, some say we go to work as a part of gods plan, yet science says that you aren't realy going to work you are simply trying to survive in a world that says you must go to work, or make money, to survive.

[nerzul82]

this is a reply to micalbajames' last comment

[koelkast30]

Good video, I myself like the Why do people laugh... Video's as well. I just can't believe how ignorant creationists are. They are unlogical and deny every piece of evidence, just so their theory fits in. It is time that the people learned that the bible is a FICTIONAL book, there is nothing scientific in there, because the people writing it didn't know shit about science. I am an antitheist as well, because the people see everything in their holy books as true, even if it's proven that itisn't

[BigMcRuler]

If you're going to make a four and a half minute video you might want to script it next time. With clear direction that should have taken you 30 seconds, but whatever, at least you don't believe in the incredible invisible indivisible magic daddy.

[mnpwnage]

You seem to know what you're talking about... if you were 8 years old.

[bummercucumber]

I love the "Science bless you" comment.

For some reason I found that extremely clever.

[five666666]

You're an Anti-theist?

Nice.

[jackhodg]

is it simplest single cell ameba has 40 different moving parts so it can move eat and live. with one of those parts missing no life. So how can this living creature evolve one part at a time? It can't. God made it. He made you too. He gives you and everyone else the freedom to choose who and what to believe. Look closely at the facts, who presents them (which bias). There is only one Creator, He loves You and is praying for you. I too, your young. please look closer with an open mind and heart

[claschxtreme]

Amoebae are not simple, and it's a genus with probably millions of different/very similar species. Moving parts? Do you mean pseudopods, those tiny tentacle-like appendages that help them move? Other unicellular organisms have them too, some don't and they seem to get by perfectly.

[bummercucumber]

"There is only one Creator, He loves You and is praying for you."

Really, jackhodg?

Who does your God pray to?

Your argument is very faulty, so I won't get into it, but I thought the fact that you are part of a religion, where God needs to pray for people, interesting.

[windham666]

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

EZEKIAL 4:15

The Holy Bubble.

[konartis5555]

windham666, i thought you were bullshitting. then i looked it up and you were right. LOL holy cow dung XD

[windham666]

I got millions of em lot better'n that. pick any random page in that heap of trash and you can find better.

[Marshallgill]

When you say "God" you mean, Thor, right?

[dragonballjiujitsu]

I feel sorry for you.

[filorps]

Science bless you.

[Micnintendofreak]

lol, thunderfoot whitewashed the creationists, game over you lose creationists, the evidence against you is overwhelming

[Salmo77]

I think it is actually a lot ABOUT education...

[insecthero]

good vid