Jimmy "Spiderman" Carr

[wadaledu]

I'm so glad the first 10 seconds were not cut out.

[conokane1234]

0:00 wtfs up with his face!!

[Anetron1]

Keep pressing 3 for the happy face.

[TheDanRyder]

the Phantom: shag a girl doggy style while shes facing out a window, pull out, another guy goes in. She still thinks its you so go outside and wave at her

[AceXPr3dAtOrZz131]

The dirty wizard: Shag a girl in the arse then when your "arriving" cockslap her say abracadabra then jizz on her.

[Elineawe]

He. Is. SICK. But so funny at the same time... xO

[Tungsten23]

Shiting like a turtle xD hahahahaha!

[mrmebs]

what about the superman? whilst having sex from behind pull out cum on her back and stick the sheet to it and then push her off the bed . . .

[timen1986]

how about "the stranger".. Fuck a chick doggy style, ask one of your mates to walk in the room and let him take over banging your chick. Walk outside. Go stand behind the window she's looking at and wave :)

[HyperActive1OO]

he looks well weird at the beginning

[PatrikZDi]

Funny, but recycled:

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[baon2219]

what stand-up jimmy carr dvd is this?

[macdaecant]

The Charizard- Just before you orgasm pull out, set her pubic hair on fire. You then ejaculate on her putting out some of the flames. You then stand up and flap your arms yelling "YOU NEED MORE BADGES TO CONTROL ME!!"

[TeaDrinker3000]

@macdaecant Full of win, sir

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@macdaecant hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[Drrummer]

Thumbs up if you were imagining half the chicks in the audience with a face full of cum ?!!!

[haz464]

pretty fail crowd tbh

[him050]

Pink sock (anal) - whilst doing someone up the arse, slap them on the head, when they tense up, pull out.

[cathalmaccuille]

what about the raccoon?

you pull out and run to leave her house while knocking over cutlery and crockery along the way

[EshnehGaming]

Strawberry Yoghurt. Cum on her face and punch her in the nose.

[TheOriginalBoman]

@EshnehGaming

I thought that was the peppermint snapdragon?

[lsisoccer5]

@Bondagefx fail...fag

[Afghanigold]

How about the pirate.. cum in here eye and kick here in the shin.. hopefully she will rub her eye while hopping n one leg goin GARRR

[jjleejj]

@Afghanigold you might want to call that the gargling pirate since its ARRRR lol so your going to need to be accurate and get the eye and mouth in quick succession lol

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@Afghanigold thats so mean lol

[MegaAdam1000]

Must. Try. This.

[JohnsonLobster]

Lobby jimmy dot thank you very much and ages

[TheDirk1978]

great stand up comedian but this is a copy

of the joke of patrice o'neal in the nasty show part 2

[santis142]

@TheDirk1978 how do you know patrice didn't copy Jimmy?

[phildemon2]

@TheDirk1978 Silly you :P > just because Jimmy mentioned the same sexual practice he's not copied a joke?

patrice o'neal didn't really make a joke out of it - just the mention of it was his joke...

[Yaddaer]

I almost vomited...but it fas funny...

[LoonyLooners]

PMSL