Yo Momma Jokes

[dbzchick45]

yo mamas so ugly gold is crackers won't smile back.

[houseasian]

yo momma's so fat she's fat ROFL!!!!!

[pikminfanclub]

Damn those weren't bad! Pretty impressive!!

[janeth819]

So funny bitches

[MAXITAXI36]

ahhaahaha

[1NATUR4L]

Yo momma so old when she touches the bible she gets flash backs.

Yo momma so ugly she won with medusa at a staring competition

Yo momma so fat and ugly she makes trolls from lord of the rings look like models

[bloodblonde]

you are so forever alone that you had to let the google translate lady speak for ya

[AlkkuProductions]

@bloodblonde that one failed

[bloodblonde]

@AlkkuProductions it wasnt a jioke... it's true...

[BigDeanio]

ur moma is fat as fuck

[maymayrayray12]

These were the best 'Yo Mama' jokes Ive heard in awhile Lol

[thaspike213]

your teeth so yellow i cant beleiv it not butter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thaspike213]

dis retaeded

[BeZeRkShOcKy]

yo momma so fat her bathtub has stretch marks

[FIRESHOTSMGx]

Nice

[cathalberk]

yo mama is like the sun...

look at her 4 more than 2secs an u go blind

[catfox12345]

yo mama so stupid that she tried to climb moutain dew

yo mama stupid that when i said when drinks on the house she got a ladder

[AriadneAlice]

yo mama is so skinny that when clicked her photo her she got an x-Ray !!!!!!!!!

[purplejacketman1]

yo mama like a microwave even a 4 year old can turn her on

[Puranbro]

your mom is so fat she sit on the bible...JESUS came out and say let more people breath........

[M3GA001]

yo momma so fat wen god said let their be light he told her to move

[jtphenomforever617]

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

[MKSRemixes]

Yo Momma is SOOO fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo Momma is SOOO fat that she uses the great wall of china for a belt

[jtphenomforever617]

@MKSRemixes

[MrWimdjong]

thumbs up if you tought it was familly guy!

[ITSOVER9000ish]

It sounds like GLaDoS vs a lunatic turret-bot!

[reavyn123]

Yo mama so old, when she farts dust comes out!

Yo mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs!

[MetaKnight093546]

yo mama so stupid, she made you!!!!!!

[ILoveA7X31]

yo mama is so fat she tripped over a rock at the beach and when she fell she made a tsunami :o

[smackthatAK47]

hey who ever made this should do what i did just go to my channel and find out

[bandfreak457]

yo mamma so fat it didnt hurt giving birth if only she didnt crush every man she was with

[SCOOTERBOIVIDEOS]

yo mamas so ugly she was the only person in world war 2

[smackthatAK47]

that was kinda stupid but still funny

[hueysmyfavouriteCHEF]

yo moms so STUPID, WHEN SHES IN COURT, THE JUDGE SAYS order...ORDER!!!!

YO MOM SAYS, ILL HAVE 5 BIG MACS 4 MC CHICKEN, 4 LARGE SUPREME PIZZAS,

6 APPLE PIES AND 5 LARGE COKES......

[rexkobedude]

Your mom's so fat I finished my pilgramage and ended up on her nose

[MrVesanique]

No wonder why the guy on the right's got the best " Yo momma's so fat " jokes. Look at him.

[warrior99513]

your mama so fat when she sat on the iphone she made the IPAD

your mama so fat when someone put out a ciggaret she says who turned down the heat

your mama so fat when she sat on a dollar 4 quarters popped out

[warrior99513]

your mama so fat that dora the explorer could'nt explore her

your mama so old she sat behind jesus in preschool

your mama so fat when she goes outside in a yellow jump suit everyone yells taxi!

your mama so ugly bob the builder says i cant fix that

your mama so hairy she won first place in the dog show

your mama so fat when she farted al gore accused her of global warming

your mama sooo getto wen she breast feeds KOOL-AID COMES OUT

[kikowizard1]

yo mama like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows

[XxSK1LLSxX1]

yo mama so dumb she traded her car for gas money

[thespireking66]

yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!

yo mama was born on a highway cause thats where most accidents happen

yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light she had to mave out of the way first

yo mama so ugly when she was born the docter slapped yo nana!

yo mama so dumb when she said let me think the docters thought it was a miracle

just some good ones that i think you missed

[PrecisionOMFG]

Brilliant.

[HammiesInDaHouse]

yo mamma so hairy when she gave birth her son almost died or rugburn!

[Smileyface4530]

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals." Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!" ;]

[megabagers2]

fat guy won!



[ThePineappleman1000]

cool

[purrjunior]

yo mama so ugly bob the buider said i can not fix it

[SuperTebowNation]

red hoodie won after your mama so fat she's fat lmfao

[derykrivera]

YO MAMA IS LIKE A SNICKERS BAR PACKED WITH NUTS YO MAMA ISLIKE A SQUIREL SHE ALWAYS GOT NUTS IN HER MOUTH YO MAMA SO STUPID E AT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH YO MAMA SO BLACK THAT WHEN SHE BLENDED INTO THE SHADOWS THE SCHOOL ANNOUNCED HER ABSENT YO MAMA SO NASTY WHEN SHE FARTED SHE GOT ARRESTED FOR GLOBAL WARMING

[ShamWoWGuy1231]

YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE CLIMBED OVER THE GLASS TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

[Chris36019]

yo mama is so black when she was born the doctor said here is the shadow but where is the baby

[drewpdrew2004]

YO MOMMA IS SO STANK,SHE PARTED THE RED SEA WAY BEFORE MOSES DID LMFAO!!

[drewpdrew2004]

YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID,WHEN OPRAH TOLD HER TO SPEAK HER MIND SHE BLEW HER BRAINS OUT AND STARTED TALKING TO IT..LMAO

[drewpdrew2004]

YO MAMMA IS SOOOO DUMB,I TOLD HER TO GO AND TAKE A DIP...THIS DUMB BITCH GOES AND GRAB THE CUCUMBER DIP...GET IT?LMAO

[Pimpwithalimp95]

yo mommas like a hardware store 5 cents per screw!!!

[Megagodzilla328a]

yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says the world popuation!

yo mama so fat, even godzilla can't rape her!

[RagingSnoopyDog]

Yo mama so fat DORA couldnt even explore her.

Now

some

one

got

BURNED

[SAMMYCOisDAVE]

your momma is so stupuid she took a jigsaw puzzle back to the shop complaining it was broken

[sahel54]

rocksss



[TheRacistApricot]

yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test, nigger

[trestin1000]

Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone ha

[WTFreject1]

ur momma is so stupid she uses std's as pokemon she has to catch them all

[ihackblackops123]

lol



[voltex12345]

sounds like a pissed off stephen hawking

[jade21342]

lmao , they are having a challenge and the fat person got affended at the end lmao :)

[kenny8230]

My favorite was yo mamma so fat ppl ran marathons on her back!

[xlMustanglx]

yo mama so fat shes fat :D:D:D:D

[DBro65]

My favorite one is still the one from "Meet The Spartans." "....Well, that maybe the case, but your momma's so hairy that the only language she speaks....IS WOOKIE!!!!!" Classic.

[gtwickedgamez5]

yo mama so fat make you look fat..lmao

[cmoneyluis]

half of these momma jokes are mine

[cmoneyluis]

yo momma

[Riku1495]

yo momma so poor she waves Popsicle sticks and calls it air conditioning.

[flipflopr1]

Yo mama's so dumb she watched this video!

[eddiesaccount1]

That ism my video, i made it first, you coppied it you idiot

[eddiesaccount1]

Why did and how did you get my exact same video?

[eddiesaccount1]

That's my video jerk

[MultiTriplehfan]

yo mama is so hairy she got afros on her nipples

[thewizer29]

guy: your mom is so stupid

other guy: go on finish the joke

Guy: no your mom is just so stupid

[mcdethballs]

yo mamas so old when she was schol there was no history class

yo mamas so dumb she had to look up the reicipe for ice cubes

yo mamas so fat her sotch get to the door 15 miutes before her

[Calasol1]

@mcdethballs lame

[PrincessAshley121]

ok at the beggining of the video.that woman was talking well if he/she is one in the first place because 1.she had man boobs and 2. he/she was wearing guy clothes, and the guy with the hoodie popped up like he was a wizard from wizards of waverly place...........so im gonna thumbs up :P

[themashypotato]

your mama's soo fat and lazy that she uses go animate to create cartoons, oh wait, its you!

[GMB517]

yo momma soo ugly the devil loker her up..(Oh Burrn.).!!..lol

[deathrifle]

Goanimate sucks

[BlackSceneGirl13]

somebody get some ice for that burrrrn!

[reggieandnoah109]

Yo mama so fat in the movie titanic she played the ice berg

[smarty1580]

this is so funny

[chachamarukarakuri7]

yo mama so fat that when she went to space there was no space

[erick476]

yo mamas so fat shes fat..

"Ok that is to far..."

[xXEDMONDOXx]

yo mama so fat when she steps on the sales it says her mobile number

[ThaBasketball]

@xXEDMONDOXx Lol I like this one (:

[MrBigbob06]

@ThaBasketball the right guys mama is so fat she makes him look skinny!

[TheCheeseycrisp]

@xXEDMONDOXx tht 1 suxs since phone no start with 0

[Mrisaiahturner1]

@xXEDMONDOXx yo mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale, Buzz Lightyear came out and said "To infinite and beyond."

[MyZombiekiller100]

nice

[Mrisaiahturner1]

@MyZombiekiller100 thx. here's another. yo mamas so old, her birth certificate says expired on it

[darknebula4567]

i wouldnt be talking lady

[darknebula4567]

i wouldnt be talking lady XD

[Animeshelly0120]

lol burned XD

[MsDeannaV]

Yo mama rolled over a iphone and made the ipad!

[hitmanbreeder]

@MsDeannaV lol tha shud be on there!

[MsDeannaV]

@hitmanbreeder: yeaa buddyyy!!

[NOxFAKINGxTHIS123]

Yo momma so greasy that she uses bacon strips as bandades! BURN BITCH

[TheZionjuggernext]

u dont put ice on a burn lol troll

[bakridafeeah]

The fat guy sounds gay or maybe he's just girl.

[calswag]

Wth is up with " yo momma is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a Prince."

[becka123711]

LOL @ "OH, BURN!"

[FlamingD66]

Now i know what burns to use BAM!!!

[PackedInsanity]

You retard, never use GoAnimate.

[Mrwowzers15]

To mamas so fat that her baby pictures were taken by a satellite!!!

[Hockey262626262626]

Your mamas so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner she had three peas, I took one and she said don't be greedy

[white12508]

i hate go animate

[Reconguy58]

sun*

[Reconguy58]

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress the so gets jealous

[TheRhinonino]

yo momma so fat that after i had sex with her i rolled over 20times and was still on top of her

[sirAthrus]

Ok seriously how did I get here???

I somehow keep getting lost in youtube and end up in these weird places.........doe's someone have a map or something I can borrow?

[Jasperr079]

@sirAthrus Lol for me it's the same. I mostly watch some sports with goals and highlights or something. Then i end up with this or something else weird...

[chocolatechip179]

yo mama so fat she fat

ok thats enough

[reininghorses57]

im in the weird part of Youtube again...

[njlabrador]

Yo mamma's so poor, you stepped on a lit ciggarette and she said, "Who turned off the heater?"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!

[whocarezteevee]

i got ran over by a parked car

[gangstaclick1]

yo mama so old, she used to gangbang with the Hebrews.

[gangstaclick1]

yo mama so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

[XxxEpicman3456xxX]

THEY STOLL MY JOKES LOOLK AT MY CHANNEL

[Agentbill333]

guy: yo momma so fat it runs in the family

[ForeverMyLovemusic]

your mama is so fat she got lost when she turned around.

[nathaliaestevez]

Wy too far dude way to far!!!

[michealharty]

Yo mama so dumb she gathered up enough STD''s to sing the entire alphabet 2 times OVER! that is IF she can get from A to Z

[TheBadboy3445]

hahah you mama so old there was no history lol

[Liverpoolfan4ever100]

your mother is so ugly that you must be 18 years to see her

[HMchannel96]

she knew burger king when she was a prince!!

hahahahaha rofl

[MrScaryman101]

the one that is fat just feels bad because he/she says yo mama's so fat..... so many times

[TheClockGear]

That was too far!

[MetalFist360]

Yo mama's so old she opened a glass window to see what was on the other side.

[NOxFAKINGxTHIS123]

Hey guys go to my yo mama jokes im the dude with a blue hat whit shirt and a kickass neclace ok my yo mama jokea are the best

[tmd0523]

Yo momma's so ugly, her reflection broke itself

Yo momma's so fat, when she her measurements are 36-26-46 and that's just her leg

Yo momma's so stupid she failed per-school

Yo momma's so beautiful, on oppsite day

Yo momma's so hard to buy shoes for, because her feet are so big, people think she's a clown, but there's not funny about her

Yo momma's is like Santa, she's fat and a ho ho ho

[PunkAttitude8V]

Yo momma is so stupid she bought 1 bag of chips for the price of 2.

[killersushi99]

Yo momma so old she had a T Rex as a pet. Yo momma so old she walked to school with Jesus.

[spikeman991]

yo mommas so fat you have to use helicopter to got to her toher side

[XxglowsickdrinkerxX]

yo mommas sooo fat

when she sat down in walmart the prices lowerd

your mommas so fat

her eye is a huricane

yo mommas so fat

when she walks past the tv you miss 3 of your favorite show

[XsketchingXlifeX]

LOL

"Yo mama is so fat that she is fat"

"Ok that's to far..."

[NIghtRider805]

LOL this is funny :D

[tehrealkamikaziii]

OFMG YOU'RE MUMMA SO FKING FAT AND STUPID AND FAT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN PUTA A FUKING COOL VID