The Dan Band - Total Eclipse of the Heart

[MrMackey20]

I now insert the word "fuckin'" into all my favorite songs.

[momof11980]

I totally want this guy to me my wedding singer.

[Algonquin81]

0:45 - 0:55 is the best part lol

[Robsfund]

lol, look at all these retards freakin out over a fucking cover.

[AlexMoon1492]

This is a total BAD ASSERY COVER of a CLASSIC !

[movieboy6]

@AlexMoon1492 Cool story bro. U mad?

[MagicMusicMe]

This shit is not even funny. Is it even supposed to be? Bonnie Tyler is the only one who can rock this song. This douchebag just looks like an idiot.

[MrAnarchist17]

@MagicMusicMe well somebody doesnt have love in the dark

[ProCharged4108]

For-fuckin-ever starts tonight!!!!! lol

[TheBigBadBull93]

I FUCKIN' need ya more then EVER! :p

[thunderrus88]

fuckin look in your eyes)

[recyclecongress]

These dudes aint got nothing on Bonnie Tyler's version..

[MrDacedric]

@recyclecongress >version

She fucking made it egg.

[recyclecongress]

@MrDacedric  ? "egg?"

[MrDacedric]

@recyclecongress An egg is a New Zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumbass, clown or an idiot. However it is used as a nicer way of saying such things.

[recyclecongress]

@MrDacedric So just because I like Bonnie Tyler's ORIGINAL version over THIS perverted, pathetic attempt makes me an "egg?" Ok, whatever. This isn't even worthy of a debate.

[MrDacedric]

@recyclecongress I was pointing out the fact that you said it was her "version" when she actually originally sung it. Read things first.

[menion385]

@recyclecongress I bet you count sheep for fun on a Saturday night.

[QuackenInsanity]

@menion385 Wut?

[QuackenInsanity]

@MrDacedric What the fuck do people in New Zealand have against eggs?

[06G85]

That one guy looks like Scott Bakula

[AfricanPubes69]

guys if u wanna see lyrics for this song go watch my video :D

[leletto1980]

I Love this guy he's a genius!!!

[repogirl20]

If I guy ever sang this to me, I'd marry him..

[PenDiDio]

italian translation please :)

[SupremeHipHopSupply]

the best shit ever.. literally i took the best shit ever while watching this :)

[BADDESTCHICKS51]

hes from the hangover

[MrPike9416]

@BADDESTCHICKS51 old school was fucking first and its funnier than the fucking hangover

[o0Hustler0o]

0:44 to 1:01 is fuckin funny as hell n makes it even more funnier coz im blazed ahah

[shadown641]

non sapevate come rovinare una canzone ??? complimenti

[pnbdash]

and if u only hold me tight.... "shit".... lmfao hahahaha

[AppleD12]

where do i find the mp3s to these songs???

[MoOshHD]

I Used To Make Arrow To The Knee Jokes . . . . . . Then i Realised They're Stupid!!

[Lastwordismine]

Once upon a time I was falling in love...then I took an arrow in the knee..

[Rao665]

@Lastwordismine arrow to the knee jokes....Gamers still rule the internet apparently.

[MasterFGH7]

@Rao665 we do, and we would rule the real world too but unfortunately most of us took an arrow to the knee

[emelianenkoo]

lol who would of thought that this shit would sell out!!!??

[FiNNziDuploFilms]

When me and my friends went to see the Hangover I'll never forget how amazed I was when I realized that it wasn't only the best movie in the world, but that Dan was in it.

[rebornl]

how to make a song better

Step 1: Add the F-word in every part of the song.

Step 2:FUCK YOU

[jodymayne]

Fasho he does

[5h4d0w990]

Just realized that Dan looks incredibly similar to Jeff Anderson...(Randy in "Clerks")

[tylerm21]

The Dan Band played at my XMAS Party on saturday (Nov 26, 2011), they were fucking awesome!

[lagutoboy82]

Now i'm fucking falling apart!! hahaha

[starktuna]

jac's minigames

[notorreyous2603]

I want the Dan Band to play at my wedding!

[Hawtpokkitz]

The piano bit at the start made me think of "Time to Waste" by Alkaline Trio

[chlodnia]

i watched it on internet

[theejackbell]

0:48 BEST DANCE MOVE EVER!

[tjsbigidea]

Stage Freeze! 2:22

[ivanel3men223]

this song is going to be at my wedding

[Cebos359]

thumbs up if u heard this song on counter strike source 

[JesseAndMike]

Hilarious! LOL! Awesome when they make appearances in movies! :D

[stupidman99]

keep pressing 1

[MrTongify]

The hangover bring me here too. lol

[TornxHero]

Go Unityyy!

[TornxHero]

I love the argument that took place here.

[mrHardcorePunk6]

For some strange reason I've had that verse stuck in my head all day "once upon a time I was falling in love now I'm fucking falling apart" xD lol

[volcanolover]

LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHA hearing all the f-bombs made me laugh my ass off.

Fucking hilarious xD

[lumapas]

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

[FiR3dUpx23x]

rofl hahahaha love this guy man who doesnt (no homo)

[tdyyy1613]

I always thought about doing this at my high school talent show, but tell them that we r doing build me up buttercup

[bass6888]

DAN PLAY AT MY WEDDING LMAO

[ImOnShrooms1997]

wow... im on the FUCKING GOOD part of youtube once again!

[RedDC5]

Shit!!! Turn around; AHAHAHAHA That shit got me cracked up!!

[TheJackassGaming]

look at the dislike bar then look at ur penis.... the same size

[ElNegr0w]

@TheJackassGaming maybe your fuckin weinie haha

[SignifiedSix11]

lol i watched old school last night, and realized this was the guy from the wedding in the hangover. Now i love him even more! xD

[TheJPoling07]

@SignifiedSix11 and same band from starsky and hutch XD

[bigandy0789]

@SignifiedSix11 Todd Phillips directed both movies and loves The Dan Band. He's also in Starsky and Hutch with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson(Another Phillips directed film). youtube search the dan band starsky and hutch.

[halo3helpers]

@SignifiedSix11 He was also in the starsky and hutch movie with ben stiller and owen wilson :)

[72jgand]

@SignifiedSix11 and he's in starsky and hutch

[flecur08]

@SignifiedSix11 starsky and hutch also

[freakinstein69]

This song brings a tear to my eye. Because I am laughing so fucking hard!

[z0mbieliever]

dude, the top two comments are the exact same thing

there is no winner to this horrible game.

[nestor399]

bad voice

[PS3nameFERRARIf430S]

@nestor399 fuck you the bitch

[SeeTeeEffExSee]

Fucking Top 2 Comments

[deeznutzjrb]

the dan band is awesome

[coldblank1]

1:35 the motherfucker is fucking crying... lol

[plopper818]

terrets?

[Ampsoundez]

Thats how you make a gay song really Fucking manly

[Tunewill]

@Ampsoundez Removing the attractive lady and filling it with a bunch of twirling burly blokes makes it less gay?

[VampirusRain]

@Ampsoundez It's not gay, it's beautiful.

[soccersucks619]

@VampirusRain Actually it is gay

[VampirusRain]

@soccersucks619 Whatever, I'm not gonna argue with you.

[soccersucks619]

@VampirusRain Why not ?

[VampirusRain]

@soccersucks619 Because there's no point.

[atinywitchypoo]

@soccersucks619 I used to play soccer, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[ASwiftHippie]

Man, the background dancer at 0:47 Makes me crack up laughing every time, lol!

[Nealeb123]

I LOVE THIS ... IF ANYONES GOT A PROBLEM ILL FUCK U UP

[supbroyouchill]

i know one thing those chicks in this video are HOT

[supbroyouchill]

dude waay to deep,i dont think he was TRYING to appeal to such intelecuals..( SMART PEOPLE OK ) like youself iam sure you can find some baytoven...( OR BACH ,SHIT I DONT KNOW ) around somewhere

[Pinwormx]

Dayam! Bravo!

[TheYTLiberator]

Old school

[fangsteen]

this clip isnt from OLD SCHOOL!!

Its better!!!!!!

[rstewart0516]

Still amazes me every time I watch it

[iamwesker90002]

great video!!!!!!

[bleedingxhearts2]

and if you'll only hold me tight.. SHIT!

[bob24103]

"fuckin" makes everything better

[coopdawg1525]

I don't know what the hell we are arguing about here, dan fuckin kills it! lol!

[ralphune1]

obviously you are very passionate about the ideals that you seem to stand for, I myself am passionate about music, I have always enjoyed the first version of this song, but understand that it is not meant as a slap in the face to your generation, it is only meant for enjoyment, so lets all lighten up a little, and enjoy the song. music is the mold that truly holds society to peace so enjoy it for what it is!!

[XR6coon]

@ralphune1 I obviously see what you don't. This isn't music, this is taking an old song, and defecating on it. Replacing all the words and maybe having the same tune I class as acceptable, but this. This just says 'fuck you old barstards we're going to shit on your way of life and your music, ha ha you can't do anything about it' Don't for one second think we are stupid.

[XR6coon]

@ralphune1 There are far worse things out there but where did they develop from? From 'simple' things like this. You're right music touches the soul and brings peace etc, the power of music is incredible. So what has changing this song the way it has been, done? Nothing but nurture society destroying mindsets and attitudes which want to feed on anything and find any excuse to flourish.

[ralphune1]

In my day we had to walk 37 miles uphill one way, and through a snake infested firepit that burned fires three times the heat of the sun the other way!!! just so that we could make it down to the malt shop to drop a nickel into the juke box and here this origional version of this beautiful song played the right way!!!!! look around you! embrace the world for what it is, and this is only music, so remember the good times, and be happy the song isn't lost to the youth, it hasn't changed so much!

[XR6coon]

@ralphune1 It is more than 'only music'. What do you mean 'be happy the song isn't lost to the youth'? Because there are many youth who love the original version so don't worry it will live on. The concern is the satanic youth who feed off this type of 'statement' rehashing, which re enforces their society degrading sick attitudes. THEY are the ones who will destroy original versions of music.

[sapphireXsecrets]

@XR6coon I don't know who you are.. but your trolling just ass-raped all the young'un trolls and got them pregnant. *salute*

[XR6coon]

Part of the Beauty of the song was the fact a woman sung it, and sung it with her beautiful harmonious female voice. These IDIOTS ruin it and ruin it WELL. But it's ok to all you young dumb disrespectful F wits isn't it. You're wrecking most other parts of society, why not old music too HUH?!!

[Unityyyy]

@XR6coon

Shut the fuck up. It's called comedy. Nobody's taking anything away from the song, if anything it's a tribute. Stop being so cunty and accept society, you old, sad excuse of a person.

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy I rest my case :o/ and it isn't even funny. The youth in question hate anything old unless it has been disrespected and modified to cause offence (usually knowing older people will be offended), then all of a sudden it becomes very cool and very interesting. Go figure!!

[sapphireXsecrets]

@XR6coon It's a parody, you decrepit old fuck. Live a little and don't take everything so seriously. Clock's ticking.

[XR6coon]

@sapphireXsecrets And? That's the problem with you young, 'the clocks ticking' type of rubbish, so what? does that give you the right to fuck the world and half the people on it? No. What happens when you fall off your 'horse'? you come running to the old fucks who inevitably put you back together again without prejudices.

[XR6coon]

@sapphireXsecrets Prejudices some of you young seem to be instantly born with, like you've already lived life, pfffft, the thing is us 'old fucks' know that when you get old, you inevitably change, either that or you look stupid trying to stay young. Some of you won't see it until you're older, that's why only some of you behave the way you do. I don't blame you, you know nothing and have experienced nothing. It saddens us really to see such destructive souls.

[XR6coon]

@sapphireXsecrets There seems to be an unwillingness by some young types to grow old as humans have been doing for thousands of years. Now some of you seem to be scared of growing old having achieved normal lifes achievements, like it's a plague or something. You're not content with normalcy at all. I liken what some of you do to watching a slow motion train wreck.

[XR6coon]

@sapphireXsecrets Youth suicides sky rocketing around the world because life doesn't seem to turn out the way they wanted it too. A softness seems to have been passed on, an unwillingness to work half a lifetime or even a whole lifetime to get the things we want, instead you want it now, and think you have the right to it without lifting a finger. Instant gratification comes to mind........

[XR6coon]

@sapphireXsecrets Instant gratification is the destructive part because it sets off mindsets that are selfish and self centered. Then comes hate for anything or anybody trying to take that away. So, the infection starts spreading to other minds thoughts. In the end we see youth who behave like they have been there and done that all because they've 'put their lives on the line' a few time, pmsl that isn't living! Stop being scared of being normal and dying unnoticed. It's ok not to be famous.

[XR6coon]

@sapphireXsecrets So much you need to learn and treating life the way some of you do IS NOT the way to grow old with dignity, because we know at some point the tide turns on your own life, and the next generation has the same to say about YOU. If you are accelerating the process by 'upping the anti' in your generation then I feel sorry for what the youth are going to say about you when you grow old. Let me guess 'you're not going to grow old'. A classic cliche used by discontent unhappy youth.

[Unityyyy]

@XR6coon

You couldn't be further off. Number one, I don't listen to much music after the 70s. Plenty of "youths" listen to classic rock, and pretty much everybody knows this song, not only because of this. Nobody is looking to offend old people, you just have no sense of humor. It's not our fault that you're too old to laugh at something that a ton of people find hilarious. It is funny. Also seeing your spelling of offence tells me you're from somewhere in the UK...

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy I have shit loads of sense of humour, it's just my 'sense' is set at a higher level than gutter humour. If this is humour then the world is definitely going backward, or the standards dropping, I think both. What is really hilarious is people finding this shit funny, in fact I LOL at it. See nothing wrong with it. Just because tons of 'others' find it hilarious, what about the millions of tons of 'other' people who don't? I am one of them. I laugh when something IS actually funny.

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy and I see this type of humour obviously very different than you, and I guess I have grown up enough to move past the point where merely adding swear words to something classes it as funny. Because the clowns carrying it out certainly ain't funny. Now Rowan Atkinson, Jim Carrie, John Cleese, and even the famous Rick Mayal, people like that are funny. They don't 'try' to be funny, they are funny, unlike the idiots singing this song. Good day to you too!

[Unityyyy]

Well if you were trying to stay with UK comedians, you failed. Jim Carrey, while hilarious, is Canadian. I'll give you Cleese and all of Monty Python for that matter, but Rik Mayall and Mr. Bean are not that funny. And they do try to be funny, it's their job. And the sex thing was just a jab at the UK. Now I'm done arguing with you if you're going to try to compare the Dan Band with famous comedians. It's a funny twist to the song, so either enjoy it or don't watch it, either way just shut up.

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy No I wasn't trying to stay with 'anything' dimwit, you're the one that seems to be infatuated with the UK and also infatuated with assumptions! They were the comedians off the top of my head, REAL comedians. They are not fly by nighters which appeal to the 'instant' generation. I have learned something in all this. Shallow comedy means the people who like it are very easily pleased and would laugh at a fly farting with the aid of alcohol.....The dan band are exploiting it well LOL

[Unityyyy]

@XR6coon You are a fly by nighter at life, just shut it already. Stop trying to convince yourself that you're better than other people just because you don't laugh at cursing. Just stop.

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy LOL I don't need to convince myself ;o) There is plenty of money to be made from easy pleased shallow dimwits pmsl..........add a few swear words to a poorly sung song, prance around the stage like idiots, pull a few faces, while supplying the audience with copious amounts of grog.........WALAH no need to be funny, just be stupid looking idiots, let the lack of depth and grog do the rest Baaahahahahaha.........now that's funny.

[xXdavidhiteXx]

@XR6coon

Oh you are so deep and smart. Who cares what you think? They put on a great show. Stay at home and watch Jersey Shore bitch.

[xXdavidhiteXx]

@XR6coon

Sorry but American comedians kill the U.K.

[Rabsputin]

@xXdavidhiteXx 2 words, billy connolly.

i will say one thing though, you've definitely got louis ck in your favour, most other american comedians are like wet fuckin fish.

[bmoretharealest410]

@Rabsputin dave chappelle tracy morgan brian posehn zach gilifanakis eddie murphy richard pryor george caarlin and so on...usa

[Rabsputin]

@bmoretharealest410 from that list i like posehn (haven't actually listened to much of his stuff but i did like the one about shouting at people from his car), murphy (hasn't done any stand up in decades), pryor (dead) and carlin (dead). i'd also throw in hicks but he's been dead for nearly 20 years too.

even with all of those (who i do love), none of them get close to connolly. then you've got billy bailey, johnny vegas, peter kay, lee evans, jimmy carr, ricky gervais etc.

[Rabsputin]

@bmoretharealest410 from that list i like posehn (haven't actually listened to much of his stuff but i did like the one about shouting at people from his car), murphy (hasn't done any stand up in decades), pryor (dead) and carlin (dead). i'd also throw in hicks but he's been dead for nearly 20 years too.

even with all of those (who i do love), none of them get close to connolly. then you've got billy bailey, johnny vegas, peter kay, lee evans, jimmy carr, ricky gervais etc.

[Rabsputin]

@bmoretharealest410 i reckon if i were to have a top 10, it'd be something like this: 1. billy connolly 2. bill hicks 3. george carlin 4. dylan moran 5. bill bailey 6. jerry sadowitz 7. dara o'briain 8. louis ck 9. eddie murphy 10. doug stanhope (carrying the flag for hicks and carlin now)

[bmoretharealest410]

@Rabsputin dnt know the uk ppl but will watch now but how do u not like dave chappelle?

[Rabsputin]

@bmoretharealest410 he seems far too over animated for my tastes, not that bein over animated is generally a bad thing but his attempts seem to be an effort to seem outlandish and wild and it just comes across as being aimed at stupid people who wouldn't understand the jokes and have to laugh at him bein a clown.

you know what i mean?

lee evans is pretty animated too, but his style is geared much more towards insane and cartoonish as opposed to what chappelle does.

[Unityyyy]

@XR6coon

The UK is definitely the authority on comedy. All you've got is Ricky Gervais and Mr. Bean. Other than that, you're comedians are as funny as your sex is exciting. Which it isn't at all. So good day to you.

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy Stop trying to assume where I am from because of the spelling of a word. I may have spelt it wrong, turns out these stupid spell checkers get people confused sometimes, especially when the checker is not from your own country. I am not from the UK. If you type 'offense' on this comp it says it is wrong, yet when I spell 'offensive' it is ok with that, go figure. I hate the red squiggly lines under words so type what the stupid thing wants sometimes. Ok by you?

[XR6coon]

@Unityyyy Where did sex come into this? Is that just another reflection of your gutter humour? It makes me LOL because it appears you may have had a few UK relationships perhaps, that didn't work out so well? Now that I find funny ;o) Or perhaps you have watch some UK porn and it didn't turn you on adequately? Don't worry I am just trying to make sense of your train of thought.

[rigbysan]

@Unityyyy Now listen here, you dirty cocksucker. UK comedy has and always will dominate the world. Canadian comics come second.

[XR6coon]

Ruination of a Beautiful song sung by a woman which should not be attempted to be sung by any man. Pmsl............now THAT is GAY!!

[RUNEO777]

Just because you add fuck here and there your not makeing it a manly song, why not just do the original but do it as a man?

[matriksg3nocid3]

@RUNEO777 aight, 2 things: firstly, are you gay? secondly, it's supposed to be funny <--- which it is but clearly you didnt realize that lol. these guys are hilarious and yes it does make it manly f u bro.

[sledgewell]

yeah, it's played out.. but after all of these years, these are the lyrics to ms. bonnie tyler's song.

much love for grabbing every last second of your 15 minutes, dan band.

[tweaker4hire]

@sledgewell the word "boohoo" comes to mind when reading your comment...

[MsAcosta1981]

is that fuckin weezer with Dan ah think so what ever Dan the fuckin man I'm sure he's heard that before

[aern2525]

Eclipse of the heart glee

[hoff1616]

I fuckin hate when the top 2 comments say the same thing

[bmoretharealest410]

@hoff1616 gay

[kdistheman88]

@hoff1616 i fucking tried to that and no one liked it )'''':

#lifesucks

[ASwiftHippie]

@hoff1616 Lol, nice dude.

[bradlan94]

the song completed Old School

[Jerms702]

When his eyes open up wide, is when i start singing louder ahah, fuckin love The Dan Band.

[LeCutter]

Wow, how clever. Not like we were all singing lyrics with a dirty edge to them in grade school.

[KOTE10001]

but fuck in anything it will be the coolest thing ever

[GianI]

I laughed and farted at the same time while watching to this!!! thumbs up people!!

[fnatic101]

@GianI no i will not thumbs up your comment. douche

[xebb0]

bra men.. The Dan Band's version är så mkt bättre!

[LDKBBAB]

As funny as this performance is. The lead singer has got some bad ass vocals *shit! lol

[Storm1337]

"shit turn around!" hahahaha

[dicksmith6187]

proof that fuck makes every song better

[rumourhazzard]

lolz @ 0:53

[boredperson81]

i love when the top 2 comments say the same thing

[MegaShortshit]

Reminds me of the movie bandits

[Omiz8]

best song ever

[bachar18]

I fuckin hate when the top 2 comments say the same thing

[logan1776]

280 people are pissed off cause the Dan Band wouldn't fuck them

[hollywoodluver1]

hahaha, that was greaaaaat! =)

[melida120470]

Lmfao! Fucking hysterical! I want them I'm wedding! Lmao

[Arabia8]

Fucking doesn't go with love song.

[89Micro]

@Arabia8 hah, actually fucking really does go with love songs :D

[hippiehatr]

280+ people were instantly stricken blind by the sheer awesomeness of this song, causing them to unintentionally hit the dislike button. There is no other explanation, bless their souls.

[jokers412]

they play for 15 grand bro

[gbinct]

I'd drop 10G's for these guys to perform at my wedding.