I rather watch a sitcom than a stupid, lameass soap opera. All soap operas are the same crap. They're boring and way overdramatic on things. Yeah, all soap operas suck ass.
My response to "I did your mom." Is pretty much along the lines of "Ewwww you're a necrophiliac." Makes them feel bad and think I'm creepy, two for one.
"Well, that's a shame. While you were out trying to get laid by old ladies I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade and then sold her blind a$ $ as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia and they've been shoving flesh-eating carrion ants into her a$ $ and video taping it for internet broadcasting." and "You've carved your name onto the inside of their mother's ear while she was having oral s ex with the family dog." Both funny comebacks to those many lame "Yo Mama" jokes.
@TheClockworkOrigin Oh! I get it now that you have explained it xD That is clever haha Lmao I might say that to the next person who talks about wanting to kill themself. lol
Orly? Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating carrion ants into her ass and videotaped it for internet broadcasting!
well that's too bad while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies i carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the japanese mafia and they've been shoving flesh eating carrion ants into her ass and videotaped it for internet broadcasting
@rockmusic125 I just went back, and you were right. He did say ear. I had tech troube that day, now that I think of it, so that may be why I misheard it.
@theEvo954 :)he talks soo frickin FAST, I can barely understand it. Still, I grew up for the past year with a good friend of mine with ADD and he talks fast, that's good training.
"Well, that's too bad. While you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mothers eye sockets with a razorblade, and then sold her to the blind butt as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating ants into her butt, and videotaping it for internet broadcasting." (didn't catch that word after flesh-eating, if you know what it is, please tell me. XD)
"Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese Mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating Carrion Ants into her ass and videotaped it for Internet broadcasting."
@SuperChocolateWorld Unlikely. I'm told I'm smart but I just think reacting strangely to situations like that is really funny. It's like when I hear somebody tell me that they want to commit suicide because "their life sucks". I tell them, "wait here, I'll go get you a knife." And I do. They never do it. I don't think it's considered "normal" to enjoy pain. But "normal" people are fucking idiots.
@allenwalker4th No I'm not and don't. I was really cocky and thought I knew the world. I didn't. Broken bones will heal, but the damage done to your mind over the years acting like this will destroy you.
@Artsytails2000 I said that I said foamy's Butterknife joke to a bunch of bikers in my town. They beat the shit outta me and I laughed my ass off. They beat me again and I laughed again. I'm something of a sarcastic masochist.
you know when you tell a yo mamma joke to someone and they say that there mom's dead lokk them dead in the face and say, "oh yeah? I never had a mamma i was born from a testube and was introduced to society under a false family to cover up the fact of my unnatural existance."
"Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese Mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating Carrion Ants into her ass and videotaped it for Internet broadcasting." LOL
@sunnylovergirl1 it's such a good comeback but the only time u would be able to use it is on dumbasses who still use "yo mama" jokes. and they would be to stupid to UNDERSTAND THE COMEBACK AT ALL!!!!!!
@sunnylovergirl1 dude i yelled that at some dude at a party i went to and he started crying and tried calling his mom sayig "moomy where are u? are you in japaen?"
I just realised that the Pizza dude has the same shirt as the clerk in 4y records. o-o
Olliesama 1 day ago
im soo using this my friend always say i fucked ur mom.
jdmxnos 2 days ago
<3
charlieputhfan12 6 days ago
i was watching him strike out until foamy talked about cutting someones eyes out and sell the person to the japenese mafia lol
rocsas2 3 weeks ago
i said that to someone when they said they fucked my mom XD
devinsatur 4 weeks ago
does germaine get boob implants cause like in here small boobs and in the lamest halloween and the journal episodes sh hadBIG BOOBS
MegaKreayshawn 1 month ago
@MegaKreayshawn No, it was that Foamy accidentally uttered a breast size increasing spell that worked on her as part of a joke.
LadybugsOpin 3 weeks ago
YO MAMA XD
peachpuppy45 1 month ago
@mrluini Anchovie... That's a funny name, that makes sense. He looks like a fish. doesn't he?
GothClawLolita 1 month ago
looney tunes show?
vampirekitty001 1 month ago
I rather watch a sitcom than a stupid, lameass soap opera. All soap operas are the same crap. They're boring and way overdramatic on things. Yeah, all soap operas suck ass.
AntiVenom36 2 months ago
y was the razor al bloody.....
Gilesiskool 2 months ago
@Gilesiskool He carved out your mother's eye sockets.
insaneantisocialist 1 month ago
Foamy got demons.....but he still is raw
lovelypurple4eva 2 months ago
I used the yo mama joke reply on the most annoying idiot in my clas..He didnt know how to respond. XD
AkatsukiLoverX3 2 months ago 2
i used foamy's retaliation to a yo mamma joke and it made the guy cry
010sasori 2 months ago in playlist Foamy the Squirrel 30
@010sasori yo u serious
Shadownight06452 2 months ago
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arisaorange 3 months ago
this is excatly how my last date went with my ex bf xD except i didnt have a gun
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@thtoutsider bring one next time. it will be funny
warisanswer 2 months ago
@thtoutsider That's how it always gose down. Why do the movies lie?
kingsman565 2 months ago
0:19 where the hell did she get a gun?
meandgaaraareone 3 months ago
@meandgaaraareone real question is where foamy got the dog let alone any of the other shit he pulled out from behing their seat..
HeyShay43 2 months ago
i would not try again after a gun was pulled on me
Ghostfly24 3 months ago
bondage slave mm?
ieatlemons4breakfast 3 months ago
My response to "I did your mom." Is pretty much along the lines of "Ewwww you're a necrophiliac." Makes them feel bad and think I'm creepy, two for one.
KitsuneSpyk 3 months ago
@KitsuneSpyk nice dude....(im not being sarcastic)
supershooper9000 3 months ago
oh shit
FeralXemnas69 3 months ago
ew it's germaines stalker!!!!!
DigitalGhost94 4 months ago
fuck..
KimzzIshMeh12 5 months ago
OH THE IRONY XD
teenteamcomics 5 months ago
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JeffSmeal 5 months ago
Sometimes, I post and it appears on my computer as top comments.
Valsprok 5 months ago
I think this is the best I've ever paid attention to
28880 5 months ago
lol its germiane stalker
Xkm1058x 5 months ago
:P
3minuteproductions 5 months ago
"Well, that's a shame. While you were out trying to get laid by old ladies I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade and then sold her blind a$ $ as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia and they've been shoving flesh-eating carrion ants into her a$ $ and video taping it for internet broadcasting." and "You've carved your name onto the inside of their mother's ear while she was having oral s ex with the family dog." Both funny comebacks to those many lame "Yo Mama" jokes.
Valsprok 6 months ago 121
@Valsprok you can swear on youtube, you know...
ultimateweena 5 months ago
@ultimateweena Really? Let's test. Fuck, ass, shit, hell, bitch.
Valsprok 5 months ago
@Valsprok Test successful!
ultimateweena 5 months ago
@Valsprok he said uterus not ear
78crazykid 3 months ago
@Valsprok her uterus. the inside of her uterus. with a butterknife. not her ear.
silverfire713 2 months ago
@Valsprok Seriously, ass-hat?! You cannot come up with something other than quoting a 1 minute clip? Fuck you!
Varishnu 1 month ago
@Valsprok
it's uterus, not ear
infernalone666 4 weeks ago
I kept paying attention to Germaine and Anchovy and wasn't listening to Foamy. xD
HelloMissJealousy 6 months ago
he get rejected so many times
blue16girl 6 months ago 2
yo mamma
Edgar53201 6 months ago 2
just kill the pizzza guy for god sake
JayInk11 6 months ago
I used this on my friend and he got so pissed off he ried to beat me down
CoDsGrimReaper 6 months ago
FOAMY makes everything live
KillaGamer09 6 months ago
She wants him (; She's just playin hard to get XD Very hard
Nephilim429 6 months ago 2
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Foamy I have officially decided to grow a uterus made of gold to carry your wonderful and unholy babies :) <3 - Your willing slave
pitviper165 7 months ago
Anybody else think that the pizza man looks like the lead singer of The Strokes???? random question =3
DazzleMeBaby1722 7 months ago
yo mama!
system7564 7 months ago
he talks so fast he forgets what he was saying lol
AnimalCreation 8 months ago 2
YO MAMA!!!
FuzzyJ4 8 months ago
sorry fer ignorin u foamy, but tha 1st time a watched this i wasnt paying attention 2 u
PintlalaGirl44 8 months ago
the pink ballon was his imaginary penis lol
kenzieuchiha1191 8 months ago
I agree with the squirrel this was brilliant.
Rutle 9 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin Oh! I get it now that you have explained it xD That is clever haha Lmao I might say that to the next person who talks about wanting to kill themself. lol
SuperChocolateWorld 9 months ago
where they talking about arrested development? damnit.
dillon3194 10 months ago
thumbs up if the whole time Foamy was talking you were watching the guy strick out time and time again with Germiane.
ImDiffrentSoWhat 10 months ago 295
@ImDiffrentSoWhat Ahem... His name is Anchovie.
mrluini 2 months ago
now that is a yo mama joke
shibunny2017 10 months ago 6
I feel kind of bad for the stalker in this video... Love him, Germian!!!!
AlphaWolf211 10 months ago
Ohhh, Foamy did say uterus. Not ear. He said, "On the inside of your mother's uterus." He says it so fast that it sounds like ear.
Kaiouri 10 months ago
meh, just like me, they guy in the 2nd highest comment is getting tons of comments cuz of wat he did. ITS A CURSE!
ChooseCheese128 10 months ago
I'd use these comebacks if anyone in my school apart from me could understand any of it
HeyItsBalorei1 11 months ago
Foamy, he tells it as it iz...
furyberserk 11 months ago
never a dull moment with Foamy around.
boston006 11 months ago 2
FOAMY YOU TALK TO MUCH XD
5alood1996 11 months ago 2
LMAO! I died when he said "now where was I?"
hakanrahl 11 months ago
Lol the little yo momma at the end made me burst out laughing!
Dreamergirl818 11 months ago
OMG the pizza guy wasn't being a total perv LE GASP!
themousemaster 1 year ago
awwww i love that guy!@!!!!!
blackrose1522 1 year ago
this made my damned day!
EnternalSword 1 year ago
'yo mama! XD
inufanatic123 1 year ago
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Lol. I did ur mom last night, nub, olololol.
Orly? Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating carrion ants into her ass and videotaped it for internet broadcasting!
AeonicOverload 1 year ago
Lol, this guy is funny. But I can't understand what he is actually saying
JamenceEstelus 1 year ago
Funny as hell, I made the same exact face that they did when he started talking about carving eyes out and all that stuff XDDD.
animemusicgal23 1 year ago
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well that's too bad while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies i carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the japanese mafia and they've been shoving flesh eating carrion ants into her ass and videotaped it for internet broadcasting
judedudemude 1 year ago
LOL
urevalastinujuno 1 year ago
If that dont work take it up a notch
i carved my name into your mothers ear with a butter knife while shes haveing oral sex with the family dog
doylewofford 1 year ago 5
@doylewofford He said "uterus, not "ear". You were close, though.
theEvo954 1 year ago
@theEvo954 I HEARD HIM BITCH DONT CORRECT ME
correct me you a gay nigger
DO THE SPECIAL ED!!! lol
doylewofford 1 year ago
@theEvo954 he said ear,listen closely.
rockmusic125 1 year ago
@rockmusic125 I just went back, and you were right. He did say ear. I had tech troube that day, now that I think of it, so that may be why I misheard it.
theEvo954 1 year ago
@theEvo954 :)he talks soo frickin FAST, I can barely understand it. Still, I grew up for the past year with a good friend of mine with ADD and he talks fast, that's good training.
rockmusic125 1 year ago 3
Thats all i have to say
YO MOMMA
doylewofford 1 year ago 7
"Well, that's too bad. While you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mothers eye sockets with a razorblade, and then sold her to the blind butt as a bondage slave to the Japanese mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating ants into her butt, and videotaping it for internet broadcasting." (didn't catch that word after flesh-eating, if you know what it is, please tell me. XD)
TheDiscreetPsychotic 1 year ago
@TheDiscreetPsychotic Flesh eating Carrion ants
YuraChan88 1 year ago
@TheDiscreetPsychotic Carrion
rockmusic125 1 year ago
YO MOMMA!
InariTheFoxLover 1 year ago
Oral sex with the family dog...
PRICELESS!!!
AnimeDevilDog1 1 year ago
LMFAO
BEST FUCKING COMEBACK EVER.
Xejios 1 year ago 3
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"Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese Mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating Carrion Ants into her ass and videotaped it for Internet broadcasting."
tnglo 1 year ago
omg!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!
Meghan607 1 year ago
0:53 PUPPY D: !!!!!!!!!!
Southtexaspb 1 year ago
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TheClockworkOrigin 1 year ago 322
@TheClockworkOrigin epicly made up
258legolas 1 year ago 3
@TheClockworkOrigin epic
allenwalker4th 1 year ago
@TheClockworkOrigin Was it because you were busy thinking about how funny the joke was ? xD
rynhart18 1 year ago
@TheClockworkOrigin ur as badass as hell!>:D
THEKRIMZONFIGHTER 11 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin WTF.. damn your tough..
Rathanor 11 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin Damn, I'm surprise they didn't ask you to sign up.
BlackHound 11 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin That is BADASS.... if it were true. But I can't really deny that the event happened or not. So, I say... good for you.
KidAnime20 11 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin i must say i love you!
Jorfen12345 10 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin u r fucking retarded
SuperChocolateWorld 9 months ago
@SuperChocolateWorld Unlikely. I'm told I'm smart but I just think reacting strangely to situations like that is really funny. It's like when I hear somebody tell me that they want to commit suicide because "their life sucks". I tell them, "wait here, I'll go get you a knife." And I do. They never do it. I don't think it's considered "normal" to enjoy pain. But "normal" people are fucking idiots.
TheClockworkOrigin 9 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin Sometimes pain is just plain hilarious! XD Like when I fall or get hurt, I laugh at myself. O.o.. You're not alone. ;D
FLOWFAIRY 8 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin cool story bro
kingturkey2 9 months ago 2
@TheClockworkOrigin you are my hero
twizz252 9 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin you my friend are a hero i shall try this soon
allenwalker4th 8 months ago
@allenwalker4th No I'm not and don't. I was really cocky and thought I knew the world. I didn't. Broken bones will heal, but the damage done to your mind over the years acting like this will destroy you.
TheClockworkOrigin 8 months ago
@allenwalker4th love your username
1992naruto 7 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin if you are serious, i want your number
babieblue1996 6 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin thats wjat i do if i get in a fight and some ones kicking my ass i just laugh they will stop bugging you after awhile haha!
vipersrock123 5 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN? THAT WAS A GODLY MOVE, MY FRIEND.
Ah, caps lock....
ultipsy 4 months ago 2
@TheClockworkOrigin What?
Artsytails2000 4 months ago
@Artsytails2000 Yes.
TheClockworkOrigin 4 months ago
@TheClockworkOrigin Wait... What did your comment say? Someone removed it XD
Artsytails2000 4 months ago
@Artsytails2000 I said that I said foamy's Butterknife joke to a bunch of bikers in my town. They beat the shit outta me and I laughed my ass off. They beat me again and I laughed again. I'm something of a sarcastic masochist.
TheClockworkOrigin 3 months ago 2
@TheClockworkOrigin Oh.
Artsytails2000 3 months ago
:C it didn't work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wolfie90909 1 year ago
dude, that was sooooo fucken awsome! so fucked up and demented.
Yivson 1 year ago
OMG i am so using that on this douche that sits next to me in class.
magepowr1 1 year ago
love the comeback XD
supernaturalfangirl2 1 year ago
this looks like it could be made at doink.com....
TheDragonLake 1 year ago
is the pizza guy on a date with germaine??? lol i laughed when the pizza guy tried to made a move then germaine pull out her gun XD >:D
luna002030 1 year ago
haha next time someone tells me they were busy doing my mom i will say "well that sukks 4 u"
Tehelol57 1 year ago
im so using that!
Max16034 1 year ago
fuck i need to write this down! i feel like pwning someones ass today! XD
thecreator770 1 year ago
i laughed my fucken guts out when he said the second comeback
MrSqueeky1011 1 year ago
Never noticed this before, but I think the 4-y dude and the pizza dude (I think he's called Anchovy?) have the same shirt
MCRisforlife96 1 year ago
XD I love his points.
"Yo momma" bwahahaha!
MyUnrealism 1 year ago
YO MOMMA!
magictoastie 1 year ago
foamy is the shiznit best squirrel eva
orochi34 1 year ago
She pulled a gun on him.^^
SingerTonya 1 year ago
I LOVE FOAMY!!!!! X3
J4D3W0LF69 1 year ago
thats an insult for rela :D
dnabg 1 year ago
butter knife, family dog...O_O
lahkipir 1 year ago 2
you know when you tell a yo mamma joke to someone and they say that there mom's dead lokk them dead in the face and say, "oh yeah? I never had a mamma i was born from a testube and was introduced to society under a false family to cover up the fact of my unnatural existance."
8285878984 1 year ago 8
oh...wow...
garuzgirl2 1 year ago
YO MAMA
NmkCrAzY 1 year ago
lol yo mama
mrdbzpunk360 1 year ago
I got write that comeback down!
HaloLvl43Legit 1 year ago
i think the pizza guy and her would make a good couple
TheTallman1001000 1 year ago
@TheTallman1001000 no they wouldn't, he doesn't give a shit about her. He's just interested in her body, not her.
00Kakkoi00 1 year ago
true
MrXboxJunkie 1 year ago
some people are to fucking stupid to understand that comeback
sonicblackfoxx01 1 year ago
wow foamy has alot on his mind. but he has a life and hes funy. he has good yo mama jokes
cutiepie328100 1 year ago
"Well that's too bad, while you were wasting your time trying to get laid by old ladies, I carved out your mother's eye sockets with a razor blade, and then sold her blind ass as a bondage slave to the Japanese Mafia, and they've been shoving flesh-eating Carrion Ants into her ass and videotaped it for Internet broadcasting." LOL
sunnylovergirl1 1 year ago 225
@sunnylovergirl1 THANK YOU!
QueerBiNatureNYC 1 year ago
@QueerBiNatureNYC ;)
sunnylovergirl1 1 year ago
@sunnylovergirl1 it's such a good comeback but the only time u would be able to use it is on dumbasses who still use "yo mama" jokes. and they would be to stupid to UNDERSTAND THE COMEBACK AT ALL!!!!!!
DeathnoteRulez4 1 year ago
@DeathnoteRulez4 ^-^
sunnylovergirl1 1 year ago
@sunnylovergirl1 dude i yelled that at some dude at a party i went to and he started crying and tried calling his mom sayig "moomy where are u? are you in japaen?"
allenwalker4th 1 year ago
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@sunnylovergirl1 The only thing I hate worse than the people who's comment is nothing more than a quote
from the youtube video, are the idiots that give it a thumbs up. Quit spoiling the
fuckin punch line. Can't you monkeys find something intelligent to say?
crazydriver1978 1 year ago
dam foamy that was just nice too nice for words
Tails2442 1 year ago
what did he say? he talk too fast LOL
Filam09 1 year ago
stalker guy! :D doesn't he have an australian accent?
1foreversedated1 1 year ago
hahahahhhaha
well foamy has a point
sabrinaxstunna 1 year ago
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!
cupcakermp 1 year ago
While you were wasting your time with old ladies.........
zabuza53142 1 year ago
garentted to the throw a punch> Lmao!
zabuza53142 1 year ago
lol She puts a gun to his nose. niiiice
angle057 1 year ago
the guy has the same shirt as the awesome 4y-record dude
Fallenemiko 1 year ago
has germaine ever hooked up with the stalker dude? i feel bad for him, kinda, but he is still creepy!
evilcosmoproductions 1 year ago 2
I used that insult at school the guy cried thx foamy!!! 5/5
imdaboss89 1 year ago 6
@imdaboss89 XD epic win man
keatonlink2 1 year ago
@imdaboss89 XD!!!
catmanjensen 1 year ago
wtf WTF !
lailai1971 1 year ago
4 now there r only 3 idiots dat dislik dis
jmemogirl 1 year ago
"YO MAMA!!"
lol gotta love Foamy
Erimentos101 1 year ago
Japanese mafia FTW!
EverlastingCC 1 year ago
best video ever XD
funniYuki1 1 year ago
Epic insult xD
NightShayed 1 year ago
Is that his Nose or mouth on foamy?
onemanstands 1 year ago
@onemanstands thats foamy's nose
bleedingsword13 1 year ago
@onemanstands thats his nose if u want 2 see his mouth check out the forum bore em episode
Undertaker9711 1 year ago
hahaha she got a gun on him hahaha he is a perve
StopWithYourBlah 1 year ago