He's got such a comedic talent and is always hilarious! Most underrated comedian out there today. He's earned his own comedy central special or two by now. For everyone born in the 80's, he's the comedian of our generation!
this dood is so god damn funny, he should be labeled a choking hazard. because i always laugh til the point where i cant breath and my vision gets spotty and dark... like my underwear. what?
I got to see Chris live... :) He was talking about being cock bloacked, and asked meifI knew what it was..lol I told him, "I live with my grandparents, of course I do!"...ha it was a fun night!!
Chris Porter hasnt gotten laid since nam'
JSandusky05 1 month ago
this isn't the chris porter i was expecting .
teewertz 9 months ago
I just saw him live at a comedy club. This guy is Hillarrrioouss.
EZA757 9 months ago
Saw this dude last week in Schaumburg, IL, Very Funny!!
LaMuerte018 11 months ago
I've met him after a show in Nashville. he's the greatest guy in person. still one of my favorites!!! CHRIS: NASHVILLE WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!
TheMJCMike 1 year ago
Lmao..I love Chris Porter!!!
XxShayneMariexX 1 year ago
lmao i got it! it was carrots and mustard
a9saldivar 1 year ago
He's got such a comedic talent and is always hilarious! Most underrated comedian out there today. He's earned his own comedy central special or two by now. For everyone born in the 80's, he's the comedian of our generation!
AA72AA72 1 year ago
he's funny as hell
MrOmniNerd 1 year ago
away game lol
Just as bad when ur at a party with only 1 toilet
where the majority of the main room next to said toilet
is filled with hot drunk girls & u
by default of the few dudes there
are the 10 when out in the real world
ur a 5
One chance for magic & u literally blow it
lol
the26thhour 1 year ago
Not a good situation for an away game...............
So fucking funny, been there!
AA72AA72 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Carrots and Mustard
Karerock 1 year ago
LOL iit was carrots and mustard
LMAO!!!
Jimmycrackcorn23456 2 years ago 3
this dood is so god damn funny, he should be labeled a choking hazard. because i always laugh til the point where i cant breath and my vision gets spotty and dark... like my underwear. what?
metrolead 2 years ago 3
20 yr old girl virgins succ.
aevi09 2 years ago
@aevi09 20 year old "girl virgins" suck eh? Perhaps you'd prefer 20 year old male virgins?
draiman4life 1 year ago
i would definitely smoke him out just to get some good laughs
JodieLynette 2 years ago
I'd love to burn a fattie with him, and let him ramble.
rongravy 2 years ago
"I tested the limits of my liver....the liver limits.....the livits.." LOL I love that!!!
mebabyme1234 2 years ago
chris porter's the shit:]]
ktcat18 2 years ago
Lolsz Ive watched him on Comedy Central On Demand hes very funny
NoniandAmanda 2 years ago 14
I got to see Chris live... :) He was talking about being cock bloacked, and asked meifI knew what it was..lol I told him, "I live with my grandparents, of course I do!"...ha it was a fun night!!
clarabellen 2 years ago
shits gunna get done lol
CoUnTrYbOyY421 2 years ago 4
awesome! mexico + scotland = bad morning
chunkybutt420 3 years ago 3
Chris Porter rocks.
musicAL722 3 years ago 18