Ukrainian Army Ad

[anatoliuvih]

рагатизм

[mohanadph]

I'm gonna get myself a BTR-80!!

[ThePenisito]

Пидарюги, блять =)

[88enri88]

kataayeeee!xdxdxd

[eier]

I love the smell of vodka in a terra cotta flower pot in the morning.

[Cheatmaster22]

BTR > BMW :)

[MrSexyPirateDisco]

Where the tank goes...... the pussy follows

[GudenIwan]

Менталитет однако на лицо =))

[PaokOrDead]

LOL Idiot ad .. hahah :p

[tommyguam92]

I'll get that bitch a tank, bitches love tanks

[Izkzmach]

BMW=German Vehicle versus a BMP/BTR=Russian made military vehicle and AK-47...

[odin655790]

@Izkzmach no. BMW it is businessman

[oknelum]

go to army - get ugly bitches me gusta :D

[SSUstufRudel]

@deeeEeEEEeEee33eem They should be speaking Ukrainian..

[TheEpisteme]

Join the Ukrainian military and girls will bring you things to drink from stoneware pitchers.

[SMGJohn]

I think we need Soviet Union back. These armies ain't got balls or shit

[sergeantbatman]

What do you mean, ''we'' need the soviet union back? (say that to a Ukrainian, I dare you) you are not Ukrainian. I'd personally say they've got more balls than some random keyboard communist.

[Bratbaticus]

While some military ads can be described as mildly inspiring, or too awesome to be trusted (USMC chess ad and colosseum ad).

This is the first time I've seen a military ad that just "camping with cheese covered corn".

[BlissfullAwareness]

What the fuck is going on?

[Lynneya123]

Really? Really??Most girls I know, me being one of them, don't want our guy to be in the army. I for one would much rather have a guy that is home. With me. Not somewhere else. Possibly getting killed or having their limbs blown off.

[TheEpisteme]

@Lynneya123 Your naivety is showing. Besides, most soldiers in most other countries are more like reservists in the US military. They stay at home to be prepared for emergencies in their own countries instead of deploying to the other side of the world in foreign wars.

[Lynneya123]

@TheEpisteme No, this ad is just ridiculous. And even if it was a serious ad, I don't support the military. It's not something I care for in any country. I've known enough people who chose to join then left and died so no support from me, thank you very much.

Btw. I just love the message here. "Join the army, get sluts."

[TheEpisteme]

@Lynneya123 You're missing the point and making yourself look more uninformed. No one is saying this ad isn't ridiculous. Disagree all you want with how the US uses their's, defense forces are an essential part of maintaining the safety of almost every nation in the world. Most other countries don't deploy their soldiers to places where many would say they they have no business, and many have not been involved in a war or lost any soldiers in combat in decades.

[Lynneya123]

@TheEpisteme Ok, dude, all I meant in the first place WAS THAT THE AD IS RIDICULOUS.

[556forlunch]

@Lynneya123 To a person with any fucking common sense this ad would make them laugh at how pathetic the gov't recruiting tactics are. Anyone stupid enough to join the military because of this might as well be killed in combat

[2prize]

That's what happens when you bring a BMW to a tank fight.

[DazzleKidd]

Austrians went to stole this one for their army commercial...

but this commercial is better !

[gymnutter89]

lol wtf

[Wofka1986]

Much better than austrian one!

[bob1sded]

vodichki=water not vodka lol i can see where you got mixed up though haha

[pnapsm]

It looks so true...

[thejuggernaut951]

oi suzy

[ThorMortal]

una pubblicità diseducativa.

[LiberalImperalist]

I love the Ukrainian folk-song techno remix we got going on in the background

[LiberalImperalist]

I fucking love Ukrainians. They're like Russians, only not assholes.

[MRkhamil52]

xDDDDD jezis maria

[1991timati]

убожество 

[Mrajhful]

what song is this

[moldavchuk]

I am Ukranian but now I am living in Czech Republic. And sorry for what I say now but this is worst military commercial what I saw. This is how must look real good military commercial( /watch?v=c7XSp2Y107w&list=FLWc­zk3PuU0yQ&index=4). Yes all Ukrainians say now you are triator. Yes maybe yes and I am saying USMC are the best. SO OHRAHHH!!!! And God Bless America and United States Marine Corps!!

[pappi4456]

@moldavchuk  i hate ukranians , but i like u!! (ill make an exception)

[Warsie]

@moldavchuk

Im not from Ukraine, and find it awesome. Honestly if you think that is bad you should look up the JSDF (Japanese 'military') recruitment campaigns like having anime characters recruiting.

[championkac1]

ебаный стыд, к томуже - плагиат

[Soneely]

ahahaha this was just shown on british TV :D

[Rvolume]

ЁБАНЫЙ СТЫД

[budapetermann]

Essa porra é muito sequelada!

[Alpha0084]

0:36-trollface

[HungarianNationalist]

@MrSweety54

Moldova and Albania are poorer than Ukraine.

[Thisisntcaketown]

Why did they choose a dude with gray hair as the loser/player?

Seriously...

[Che7779]

О боже ну и позор!

Oh my god, this is a shame! =((

[HungarianNationalist]

LOL

Worst military ad ever LOL

[TrolololololololoMan]

@HungarianNationalist Yep :3

[HungarianNationalist]

@TrolololololololoMan

That soldier with the blue capo looks like a person I know from North-Western Hungary XD

[VingTsunFANATIC]

@HungarianNationalist but show real Ukraine xD

[HungarianNationalist]

@VingTsunFANATIC

I just said that if he ever visited Hungary, he wouldn't stand out of the crowd LOL

[TrolololololololoMan]

@HungarianNationalist lol

In Russia, this video worst too. D:

[2Hiperborey]

Ну и тупизм......

[CossackOfUkraine]

вкінці причулось "бабу маню катай, кацапик" XD

[SepentiOne]

Хохлачи-хохмачи. LOOOL

[TheZajac123]

I've been to the Ukraine and the women were much better looking than this would suggest.

[ReclusiarchLP]

What... did I just watch?

[EdCobain]

There's strong... & then there's Army schlong.

[tp77100]

Ukraine should not exist, Ukrainian people are animals, Mongols who stole this land of Great Poland

[PiratAstrala]

@tp77100 ты хуй 

[KirkChernishkov]

тупа реклама:)

рівень зйомки мобільний телефон)

хоч я її і не бачив ніразу)

[CaramelHoteI]

This really won me over. The great editing and non-skanky outfits of those girls really made it a convincing experience.

[Tigran993]

как же классно их стебанул мэд )

[somethingvs]

I love ukrania

[rocaho001]

Pridyrki i pazorniki blyat. Huiynu na telik vustavlaut. Zaebalu yrodu. Nyjna pakazuvaet myjestvinast i slava narody blyat a ne kakoita dermo.

[ArchdukeTea]

йобаний стид

[Atvor]

i have to say that's the first time i have facepalmd myself when watching an army recruiting video

[SadisticMagician54]

Beats compulsory enlistment any day!

[Tony2438]

How corny is that

[rocaho001]

@Tony2438 So corny man I'm ukrainian and I'm embarrassed of this shit and a lot of of other shit such as this. Most Ukrainians scorn this shit man. It's the dumbfucks in power who think this is creative or something. We got way too many idiots in high places in our country and I have no idea how it happened.

[seas3142]

I love ukrainian!

From Japan.

[PeekabooDave]

so if I join, I'll get those girls? Im in!

[WindupAtheist]

0:40 "Here, have a drink from this flowerpot!"

[rubbern0se]

1:22 speed of their tanks! wow

[Hrallow]

@rubbern0se that's not a tank

[PietriGuitars]

@rubbern0se LOL yea their tanks are sooo fast and their berets must be glued to their heads... they don't fly off!

[JonnyOneNut]

You not say Ukraine weak.

Ukraine is game to you?!?!?!?

How about I take your little board and smash!!!

[PercyMcQueen11]

@JonnyOneNut Seinfeld rulzz

[budamunk]

Fertility cup??????? 

[djluc1d]

Made as fine as any american small city local commercial.

[mewsez]

that's probably Ukraine military's only personal carrier vehicle :)

[mewsez]

that's probably Ukraine's only car ;)

[ThatGoalWasPro]

One word. Propaganda.

[bschoe2]

This reminds me of Everything Is Illuminated.

[12345678909269]

Hahaha this and the austrian army ad are to weird XD

[ukisoldier96]

only one mistake he doesn't say vodka he says "voduchku" which is water

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[slawowycz]

that's all the motherfucking stereotypicals on slavic people, fuck you

[shitNameAlert]

at least the girls are way prettier than in the austrian army ad - but is this actually a real ad or just a spoof?

[pvsg1990]

that guy looks alot from somebody in a movie at 30:00

[KhinShaider]

Does this mean that you should enlist in the Ukranian Army so that you can get beautiful girls come to you faster?!!

LOOOOLLLL!!!!!

[youngbuck189]

this is hilarious

[ArthurBashirov1]

Боже!

[nefets99]

Get out of here stalker

[akash365]

That's how armies of different countries around the world recruit sluts for l-o-n-g naval missions.

[max200211]

Лабораторная работа хохлятского режисера самоучки....

[dashadale]

not correct translation))) he wanted a water, but not vodka xDD

[eggroll9000]

I've always wanted to drink vodka out of some flowerpot a random girl just brought me...

[bloodhoun138]

0:28  Gay sailor mixed with National Guard.

[lordolegus]

Call of Duty: Ukrainian Ops

[pappi4456]

@lordolegus lol YES hahaa i have not thought about this freakin ass ad like that before

[notorioustfb]

Where do I sign up?

[RockabillyAutopsy]

Wait... is that the soldier's bloodtype on his shirt??

[melikeit23]

chorne bumer chorne bumer.

[BPJM59]

Join BPJM, for the protection of Jean Michel du 59. It's a strong army. Don't forget BPJM, BPJM for the protection of JM du 59 !

[eakooffire]

Ukrainians; Beautiful women. Terrible advertisement.

[andre18762]

хуетень полная!!!

[MrRussoArt]

бля, редкостная хуета

впрочем, как и сама Украина

[yalos911]

@MrRussoArt хуйня ты и твоя некчомная жизнь .... ну и конешноже этот дебильный ролик !!!

[VadimPVO]

@yalos911 а чем тебе украина нравиться может януковичем и тем быдлом что его выбрало?

[MrRussoArt]

@VadimPVO вот именно

мне кажется, что в Украине его реально выбрали

это не Россия, где на выборы ходить смысла нету

[yalos911]

@VadimPVO мне не ющенко не янукович не нравился но и голосовать больше не закого !!! или ты хочеш чтоб юля стала презедентом?

[NigtMareZero]

OMG this is so stupid, but better than the Austrian one :)

[mrfiux]

Lol army porn!

[SakhalinStalker]

Украинцы знаю как привлечь живую силу.

Це девчина гарна))))

[lerjo991]

music sounds like porn music...

[pappi4456]

@lerjo991 lol i agree

[b1566548]

just.... WTF was this?

[RyuYoung]

Porn for seniors...

[sangolt88]

Where do I sign up?

[TonyDasNarbengesicht]

I love this Clip! :D

(Grettings from Germany)

[Mdornr]

its very similar with an austrian spot...

[777Yaric]

а чё это

[mrTWATSTER]

I'm not completely sure if this is real. If it is real, the only thing that is threating about the Ukrainian army is there ability to steal girls lol

[mopchump]

This makes me not want to be Ukrainian

[123MetalRules]

omg, that was really funny

[turtlesmasher101]

BMW or BTR ?

[DarckSephirothy]

CATACHE hahaha 1:18

[dave564oida]

lol that soldier with the porn voice

[Vojak3]

Is this in ukrainian or russian language?

[SouthsideDirtySouth]

@Vojak3 It is the same language LOL

[Vojak3]

@SouthsideDirtySouth Are you crazy? It would be the same if you would say that spanish and portuguese would be the same or czech and slovak or polish and kashubian or serbian and bulgarian. .

[Vojak3]

Is this ukrainian folk music?

[SouthsideDirtySouth]

@Vojak3 Very probably

[pappi4456]

@Vojak3 lol hahahaha haha ha its actually a rip of from a russian rap song...

[pappi4456]

@SouthsideDirtySouth no its not do u even speak russian or ukranian?

[SouthsideDirtySouth]

@pappi4456 No but between Russian and Ukrainan there are just some dialectical differences...

[pappi4456]

@SouthsideDirtySouth Ukrainian is based on Russian but they have added weird sounds and combinations of letters to the Russian alphabet to make them sound different from the Russians, when in reality they sound like they have been isolated for 500 years and they came back and sound like gybrish... more than 50% of Ukrainians speak Russian anyway so they should just get rid of Ukrainian language

[SouthsideDirtySouth]

@pappi4456 It's anyway possible for an Ukrainain and a Russian making a conversation talking their own language, isn't it?

[pappi4456]

@SouthsideDirtySouth possibly but the russians are not going to understand some words

[strawberryrush06]

@SouthsideDirtySouth Russian and Ukrainian are separate languages. While they do share similarities since both have Slavic origins, they also have many differences. Ukraine throughout history has been ruled by many different groups, many of which border present day Ukraine. Thus Ukrainian reflects several different linguistic influences, for example Polish, Hungarian, and Russian. Yes, most Ukrainians speak and/or understand Russian and vice versa but Ukrainian is still the official language.

[isolfacto]

This ad sucks!!!!

[doktorloer]

ukrainian

[waniati]

Ha Uke women get it off on fatigues..!

[bombic85]

where can i enlist??

[Aqueelone]

Є!



[Aqueelone]

Є!



[jeffh3962]

Here in the Ukrainian Army, we train at the top training sites in the world! Only in the UKA, will radiation specialists be actually exposed to 4000 times the lethal dose of radiation at leading edge sites like Chernobyl!

Enlist today.

[Paladin1441]

It works!

[canadore1]

any one else notice the video goes from daylight to midnight to daylight

[MrEricenriquez]

man the u.s military dosent offer hot chicks...

[juchamberlain]

he drank that beer like a little bitch. spilling it all over the place. LOL!

[beefsupreme12]

lol



[gunnar6969]

german car....



[Shamus8b8]

I love the fucking stray dog from 0:07-0.09

really gives it that authentic Ukrainian feel

[pappi4456]

@Shamus8b8 lol

[Kryptoslol]

@Shamus8b8 I laughed at this for fucking ever. They prob threw it off a bridge after this shot.

[SanityBreached]

@Shamus8b8 That dog is the best part about this video.

[thegr8pulido]

Epiccc I I totally wanna join the ukrainian army now.

[DubheadJoe]

whats the song in this video called?

[aursu915]

its by seroga ..chorney boomer

[aursu915]

its called chorney boomer by seroga

[LukeHouser]

the main soldier is like the guy who sings trolololololo!!!

[venoma333]

ROFL

[Lux5tarSkyWalker]

BORGORE !

[wosselwozzel]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA.................