Enlightened Stupid Marketer

[mamamialove]

I thought your Viral Video Genius was academy award winning...but this is even better..well they are at a neck and neck...in this witty race...people please check out his viral video genius...oh my goodness...oh my goodness..."I walk very fast"...

This is iconic...oh my Kevin...keep going you just keep me balanced. I should fire my analyst.

thanks ...

i think we are related in some way.

oh well thanks kevin.

sorry for all the comments i couldn't help myself...i favorited this.

[mamamialove]

Hah hah.this is out of this world.that's why I used to sing to you.oh my goodness...this is brilliant.one has to be actually brilliant to get it.oh i guess iam saying iam brilliant..iam not..but you make me feel brilliant.oh my goodness me and my hubby and i are now laughing our socks off.you are my favorite actor, comedian plain ol person in the happy world of wit..i just love you Kevin.we both just love you. You have got to get a youtube award for this!

your truebluefriendmamamialove

[mamamialove]

Hah hah.this is out of this world.that's why I used to sing to you.oh my goodness...this is brilliant.one has to be actually brilliant to get it.oh i guess iam saying iam brilliant..iam not..but you make me feel brilliant.oh my goodness me and my hubby and i are now laughing our socks off.you are my favorite actor, comedian plain ol person in the happy world of wit..i just love you Kevin.we both just love you. You have got to get a youtube award for this!

your truebluefriendmamamialove

[TruthCeeker333]

I still like this. :-)

[KiddsockTV]

A Classic. An Enlightened Stupid Marketer came up with Jenn Anniston's Viral video with water.

[Darenkear]

Why does an emu cross the road????

To get to the other side, you dopes!!! =)

[TellemBlancoSentYou]

I'm a voracious book buyer...

[NetworkWaves]

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[mcdudly00]

i dont get anything :S...

[NairbXFilms]

fix your speech impediment, fucker

[Wafflepudding]

ROFL Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time.

[bizopclothing]

It all comes down to the marketing strategy.

[MediocreFilms]

Sometimes I forget to walk very, very fast.

[PartyPaddle]

Good Job Nalts, Help me get the word out on my brand :)

[MysteryProjectThe]

did you say goodbye 2 your job what if your channel collapses next year?

[MysteryProjectThe]

you are not a marketer, your are reallife comedian and a little bit automatic marketer that goes along with youtube

[loozr396]

"I say yes" XD great ending.

[organicshopping]

Lmao I love hot ice cream......

[jakemaster007]

lol

[azrial4421]

He looks like someone I want over at christmas.

[brianwillhome]

"Key performance indicator dashboard for executive management."..Brilliant!

[JaneWherelse]

ego marketing goes always by intuition and acting enough

[JanaMurray67]

now that makes total sense...

[bonobobb]

so true, it hurts

[bluesky810]

nice!

[oggiebad]

excuse me shouldn't you all be strategizing right now? great video!

[linassablovskis]

this is awesome :D

[textureweb]

Thanks. The proven centricity of this situational indicator message allows me to be aware of the performance dashboard metrics to drive my strategy to a larger footprint of the core competency awareness for the client's customers - in a voracious manner.

[realwoz2]

A classic. Thanks!

[nickjayres]

this is so Waiting for Guffman. awesomeness all the way around.

[lowkeyname]

cool

[jx4434]

Whoa, this dude is so making my brain feel out of wack.. This is why he probably gets hung up on..

-Rette

[KiraBagira09]

Lol. I liked this.

[fiddlenich]

I too am an enlightened stupid marketer- and this seriously made my day- because I work with way too many people who say and do these things all the time!

[rosilybird123]

hahaha the walking and the bit after cracked me up so much

[rosilybird123]

hahaha the walking and the bit after cracked me up so much

[1337gam3r07]

nalts, you have God given talent

[the5regularguys]

I... am a stupid marketer...

Wow, it feels good to finally say it out loud...

[NewOrder915]

ooh.. i am getting my business management degree in 3 months.. you discourage me from being a marketer

[Starrycryhore]

goofy

[NewOrder915]

nalts.. your job wears you down.. you need a psychiatrist. damn. marketers are dumb.. all theory and shit.. too much theory

[C0micDance]

btw I did link to the site and DOWNLOADED this song...its awesome...the world should dance to it...

[23Allie23]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My dad is a marketer, and he COULD NOT stop laughing when I showed him this video!

He says he works with alot of people like you nalts (LOL)

[Mary9836]

lol!I'm a marketing major and I spew crap like that to my teachers alot... looks like i picked the right profession!

[TheJayEffect]

I'm confused :P

[MalyssaAK]

hahaha i was crackin when ur put the video shot of you walking fast!! hahaha

[wildbill1911A1]

A traveling salesman can always say, "At least I didn't have to live my life in the dreary shadows and quiet desperation of 'marketing' and of attending meetings with 'enlightened' marketeers speaking with the voice of the customer to drive customer value to the dashboard of executive insight."

[huguitocordobes]

nice acting nalts

[Max403]

Nalts, my friend, you have the Wallenda Factor of Powerful punditry for growing the product with your ideas of solid benchmarking to achieve best practices. Your core competences will declutter the bottom line.

[pauldonald]

you cant blame the people that have a telemarketing job because a jobs a job but you can blame the telemarketing company and most people just hang up on telemarketers so whats the point in having them

[daltoneffinbrennan]

you dress well

[chuckbutt]

I think stupid marketers just fall into marketing. I know I did. And as I leverage new paradigms in social interactivity to redefine the marketing space for the virtual economy, the metrics of change will bear witness to a new highly-flexible, fully-manageable permission marketing arena. Or something.

[coworkerofnalts]

LOL Key Performance Indicator...now I know I have had an effect.

[pixelbreath]

I don't like your new haircut - I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't like it.

[Hachley]

lol

[smartchickenbentley]

proof positive that virtually all marketers march to the beat of the same different drummer.

[janneke84]

Whahaha I recognise, but now I decided to be an artist and It fits me more (i have adhd soo I can't sit stil and focus too long..) to bad but I I was 'normal' I was a marketer..

[grobmark]

valuable insight

[Drizdel]

Appearance IS performance...

[jo3ly]

Oakly doakly!

[danniefoley2004]

Haha, this cheered me up a lot :o) I'm not exactly in the marketing field, but as a graphic design student I'm pretty close. "We're too insecure to sell, and too incompetent - or lazy - to create something of value" - I'd say that's pretty accurate :oD LOL!

[o0SMASH0o]

i want charlie :(

[nyr50973]

I WANNT SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EnergyBum]

i WANT bEEr

[VexMutz]

am a Government Official and all persons who post comments or responses on YouTube(tm) are subject to fines or inprisonment. This is a warning from the Government do not DO NOT post a comment or a response on YouTube(tm).

[LittleAngelxx]

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[bresus]

suck my dick

[bresus]

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[thisismyeighthtry]

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[ElEmKnowP]

not your best :( but i'm still subscribed

[pkalvyn]

I love the Small Little things you add in to your videos,

Keep em Comming.

[deansig]

Strategizing...

Me too!

[AussieFocus]

eh... I wasn't entertained.

[biblegirl7]

LOL! Try being a REALTOR(r). You have to market AND sell. Uh oh. I just screwed up your theory =P

[NiftySwift01]

haha very insparional!!

muy bien!

[Videogamewalkthrough]

haha u rock nalts

[Ieyusa]

Not as good as some, but the last line was okay.

[kloptop]

it's funny, just like most of nalt's material.

[PYROSF]

Booooooooooooorrrrring!!!!

[indycat47]

Or someone who doesn't give a hoot would say gosh this is boring.

[TrentDonovan]

The last line of the video was priceless =D

[TheDezzOne]

That's not nice. I get C's in school.

Now you've made me feel stupid.

D':

[graff1330]

I am a fellow stupid marketer and you have just enlightened me. Thank you.

[fanofirwin1]

I dont know where you come up with these concepts for videos, but seriously, they are ingenious. Keep up the fantastic strategizing..hehe.

[JustStuff]

Stop .. you're bringing me UP Nalts. I like not being aware of what I'm missing. Now I have to re-subscribe because you've made me enlightened.

:P

[carolperez]

loved the buzz words. nice to keep up to date

[FinalWhiteDoves]

This video actually made ME feel STUPID.

[HLuna52180]

Loved the rapid nerd gait ya had there. XD

[robert2bfootball]

Best ending ever...Right when you said the question I was like "Oh GOd dont say it" and then u did rofl

[Espiriteus]

The classy shirt and the gray/brown sweater.... We've slipped back to the 50's!

[32Pennies]

You're an "Enlightened Stupid Marketer" that has all you're corporate lingo down pat. I can't wait until you start talking about "Value Stream Teams" and "lean tools". Next you'll have your very own "Hoshin plan" which obviously enables everyone to literally and figuratively be "on the same page" with regard to a Value Stream strategy and implementation plan.

[carolperez]

hoshin plan?

[32Pennies]

A Hoshin Plan is a strategic planning methodology (Plan-Do-Check-Act) used to create goals, assign them measurable milestones, and assess progress against those milestones. Come on....you really need to get caught up with the current business fad of the day!

[ABQdoubleG]

Cone of silence... You should market the cone of silence... I saw previews for a Get Smart Movie. I can hardly wait to see it.

[tatyPR888]

kudos to you

[Aggrosj]

You are a brilliant stupid marketer. The ploy of semiprofessional middle american satire and humorous romantics bundled in the package of a video shorts has attracted thousands within a day of being posted. This is just within the target demographic of YouTubes target audience who have already had to of gained awareness of YouTube itself through another Marketers work. Congratulations, you have actually pulled in thousands from an already select source of possible applicants.

[Addue]

huh?

[Addue]

I guess the business world is just foreign concept to me. lol

[brindle15]

so, is there a such thing as a "smart marketer"?

[jhwheeler7]

Don't be (a) stupid (marketer)!

[leojd]

nice sweater!!! lol

[eaunan]

..."value centricity"...(lmao)...great!!­

[slorge]

someone's going to move your cheese.  soon.

[eaunan]

very funny...and very profound sketch... well done...and very subtle...excellent dialog / content (fine editing too) - you make a point with fun and satire...(as usual)...

[brandieorme]

Nalts this was over my head.  what can i say i'm blonde.

[trgoblin]

Takes one to know one thats for sure!

5 stars.

[Zabstract]

that was intellectually arousing. lol.

[PACKSrock331]

you remind me of my econ teacher

[NALTSified]

omg. its nalts! i heart nalts!

[slatersgarage]

I particularly liked that one...

[R4ndomCrap]

I find it really inappropriate that a mental hospital would allow inmates to be videoed and to allow the videos to be released to the public like this. I'd really like to know what facility this is so I could report them.

[wintertyme]

I would like to know who told him that this dye color with the 5 o'clock shadow blended well. It doesn't match his recently shaved (rash-like) sideburns. Do they have barbers in that mental hospital?

[liz1060]

Well ... I don't know about that, Nalts, but I do know ... some other stuff.

[rooster5man]

hey, im not alone. thanx, Nalts.....rofl

[leedorham]

Don't sweat the hate. This is the Nalts I like!

[HBMAN1995]

I like u Nalts but [with all do respect], this sucked...

[biggreenblob]

nalts, i love you, but i hate these darned ads.

[bianca724]

i say yes.

[TigerSlashX]

THIS BLOWS ASS OUT my DICK!

[delraecpa]

Ahhh... I bet those "in sales" love this one... but ROI?, now you are talking. (I'm a CPA)

[Pippilly]

I'm afraid to click on your ad, it might offer me something for free

[KabulaIsTrying]

The 4 b's of successful excutives everywhere..

"If ya can't b'dazzle em' with brilliance, Baffle em' with Bull Shit"!

[NMO9885]

Book covers without the book at 1/2 price = genius.

[nbwulf]

ROI....ahh the joys of that nightmare.

[MannyBei]

You are a genius in other things, however...

[Pippilly]

Hey Hey Hey Big fella = )

[LarenKee]

When all else fails- call a "Vision Chain" meeting!

[madithekilljoy]

"You ask me if stupid marketers are born or made, and I say yes," is my absolute favorite part.

[WasteCnxsideloader]

Mine too lol

[GoGlowy]

lol

I chose marketing cuz it required the least math!

[DCFREVR3451]

sale.......covers.....half.off­.

[ArdieVerde]

Mediocre Marketing - No match for the Empowered Consumer. A book cover idea from Ardie Verde.

[malkav1]

LOL ! I work for marketing at my job...This has helped me a great deal Nalts =).

I understood every single buzz word you used there and I think you missed a few though "Going forward" is one of my favs "team building exercises" , "touch up or touch point" and of course "We have to roll up sleeves and start building/burning bridges". =)

[onthejohn898]

intelligent and funny thats a good mix

[david1gr]

Hello NaltsMan, interesting video, whatever the dialog may be, your charisma keeps the attention. One comment tho, an observation...... You appear to be an 'Autumn', warmer hues suit you more. You have an amazing set of eyes, draw them out more. (not literally, weirdo, lol) The cool brown sweater, and blue/white shirt, did not enhance your good looks, as clothes should. Not complaining, just like seeing my viral video icon enhanced esthetically. Peace, david1gr

[craftycards]

hi-llo

[Reubnick]

"Enlightened stupid marketer"

Could it be the next "Viral Video Genius -- Loses His Cool When Confronted"?

[helmithair131]

no, because this one sucked.

[SoaringDisbelief]

haha good vid

[htmlbandit]

"I say yes," lol

[TheaterOfMemory]

You could be president unfortunately :-)

[JeeprzCreepers56]

00:56 was kind of funny

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! I say 'yes', too (just kidding).

[XxXFunnieBunnieXxX]

I was lost in this vid :P

[unboxified]

michael scott.

[mullinks]

What are you selling?...

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah. What ARE you selling?

[fredryckphocks]

proboly this video for 5 stars

[HeyRadialMoon]

An example of the age old "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, buffalo 'em with bullshit"!

[AVTPro]

LOL.

I have been enlightened. Stupid is funny and that's marketable.

I'm on to you Nalts.

[amjPeace]

Say things like "Expand outside the usual hackneyed paradigm."

and yes, also, talk with your hands alot while raising your eyebrows. No one will ever guess how very stupid you actually are. The product will fly off the shelves.

[maruske845]

lol that was good

I could be a marketer lol

[Randomologist]

I thought the title said enlightened stupid 'marker'... hmm... same thing.

[KingMorgan911]

im not mature enough to get this

[Fireme123]

jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooohny

[alwayzblu]

yeah your sweater was making ME itch..is it itchy?

[videogameluver21]

ur hands look really cold

[jawharp1992]

Now I am off to become a Marketer. AWAY!!!

[R4Zi3L]

I SAY YES!

[MichaelLydon]

A true character is emerging here, a sit com, a movie, Nalts as the Charles Grodin of today!!

[gijoedaisy]

Your sweater looks itchy.

[iamtheJuJuBean]

Still, that looking at nothing thing you do. What are you looking at?!

[slowhand1954]

LMAO Kevin, ummm where did this one come from. Makes no sense at all, and in that it is funny as hell.

Peace,

Allen

[paradeoffears]

lol this reminds me of michael scott (The Office)

[robyngerris88]

This reminds me of your viral video genius video; my favourite one. lol. So fun to watch.

[freitasex]

I only comment on consumer value videos

[Jenesis914]

lol this reminds me of all the wasted hours i spent in my marketing classes. i'll never get those hours back and all i got in return was a marketing degree that i probably wont use.

[moviegasm]

there's an emu under your desk.

[MattieCooper]

My boss told me, "In the world of marketing, when things get tough, just remember you're going to die."

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

NALTS!

-the marketing nation iz going to rise up and unite against you 4 this one homeboy.

you've done it now NALTS.

you have just messed with the WRONG group of people!!

good day,

XEM

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

what did you say? that went right over my head

[Zipster08]

You are BRILLIANT!! I didn't understand a word!!

[sxkxfreestyle85]

you just added this today and its got 1000 views pretty much how do you get so popular

[mickieluvspie]

no it's nalty!

[talk74]

yay - for stupid marketers! another great video. i'll blog about this one ;)

[kellingc]

I want you for my "Fundementals of Marketing" instructor next fall. This was a great video

[Jenesis914]

i would probably love marketing classes more if nalts taught it. he would probably put his students in videos instead of teach! hehe

[jryan9307]

ahahahahaaa

[23Allie23]

My dad is an enlightened stupid marketer lol!!! Very entertaining!

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