Riddle #220 - Bar Lunch

[CosmicPinkBubbleGum]

queue means line in England

[4l2okivame6]

yeah i think he just wanted a seat saved jackasssssss stop posting answers so high before i give my twelve part essays grrrr lol

[originalRedzz]

that must be some cheap guy to claim money on a beer. it's not that expensive!

[BarbikaPahor]

yes, he fucked your wife and stole gasoline from your car

[thendisnigh1]

He gave you a crappy drink? -check answer- ._.

[robinfly56]

He used your money to buy his water then used his own money to buy your drink.

*checks answer*

WTF I NEVER GET THERE THINGS!!

[zduracel77]

Why are people so confused that he bought dinner during his lunch break? Dinner and lunch are the same thing.

[winxclubfantotally]

@zduracel77 No they arent. Lunch is the 2nd meal of the day, usually eaten around....oh, idk 12 pm. Dinner is the 3rd and last meal of the day, usualy eaten at about 6 om

[zduracel77]

@winxclubfantotally That's not the way I've always known it.

[puddz97]

he poured half the mmans drink into his own

[bellowyellow0]

ANSWER:

There is no answer. The loser who created this riddle just wanted to mess with a bunch of people who are smarter than them, who actually have the brains to understand normal riddles.

[bellowyellow0]

they used "Q" in this one 3 whole times! I counted.

[MockingVenus]

The answer is stupid. It should of been like "he had sex with the guy's wife in the bathroom while the guy was waiting", or "he drank the beer, pissed in it, and handed him back the piss filled cup". .

[lunaticial]

the drink wasn't full

[jimgamingftw]

HE DRANK HALF OF THE BEAR GOT DRUNK AND ROBBED THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE BAR

[end4game]

Since there is a long queue, most of the tables would be full.....By asking "I" to seat first, he would come back and have a seat as well....

Checks the answer*

I'm logically smarter!!

[vfddawg]

North and south! haha i like this song

[brendanjoke]

wait a minute he said'lunch break' so why is he ordering dinner?

[Nutxc]

The drink wasn't wath you thought

[3rdPersonCeaser]

? i didn't understand...

[ColeMD17]

He put roofies in your drink and we all know how he'll profit from that later...

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

If the guy ordered lunch in a bar, then why does the illustration show a guy eating sandwiches with a thermos there, when that is something which you would bring from home?

[RockstarCheer101]

He peed in your glass and got himself water ?

[dreddlux]

i'm guessing he spat into the drink...they do it all the time in mcdonalds

[AZproductions117]

@dreddlux Why the hell would he profit from that? Idiot...

[dreddlux]

@AZproductions117 dude why do take it so personal?is it because you dont get sarcasm or is it because you work at mcdonalds? asshole..

[AZproductions117]

@dreddlux You weren't even being sarcastic, moron. You were just being plain wrong. I'd rather die than work at McDonalds, because I'd hate having to watch fat fucks like you eat all day. Disgusting.

[dreddlux]

@AZproductions117 haha..me fat? only one part of me is fat and ur mom loves it

[AZproductions117]

@dreddlux What, your torso?

Because I can believe that.

[dreddlux]

@AZproductions117u know what i mean but yeah...lets call it that. just leave me alone kid

[AZproductions117]

@dreddlux Kid? Seriously?

You need to be reminded who you're messing with...

Everything that you did? I'm the motherfucker who invented it!

I'm the original dark lord, you're like the sorcerers aprentice,

my stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it!

[dreddlux]

@AZproductions11u  whatever dude..im out

[dreddlux]

as soon as i read this one i knew it was going to be good...in the comment section

[aj19bcx]

you can tell how good or bad the answer is on these just from the size of the dislike bar.

[forgingiron123]

He stole it.

[sdalton]

Roofies. . . nuff said

[Magwi1]

He infected me with TB

[JForce2k8]

song??



[andysido]

@JForce2k8 Helicopter - Bloc Party.

[rummienumi]

he was the waiter!!!

[TheAlexandra211]

This riddles keep getting dumber

[PunkyIulia]

the water was free??

[S117TheMasterChief]

He most probably either bought him the drink then stole the water or bought his water and stole your drink.

[MackLel38]

Wait so is it lunch or dinner

[energyLee]

A cup of water need cost so much that can claim from the company? He also got the money to buy coke why need the receipt?

[bradley971]

Helicopter, good background song

[HockeyMan1040]

WTF? riddles makes no sense!

[questtonova]

poison?

[RyuLoki]

Ya, I wouldn't have guessed that one accurately.

[abbs219]

the other guy probably worked at the bar, and poured the drink for free...

could explain why he was drinking water

[imafrickinfighter]

Whats wrong with that kids eye at the beginning?

[happybrianna18]

Err, I have a couple questions.

1). He got dinner when he was on a lunch break? What the Hell?

2). Who trusts a guy to get him a beer? I mean it's a man, they're lazy! They don't go offering to get beer for a stranger even if it's not his money! So obviously, he's gonna do something to it! (Not meant to offend anyone)

3). Why is the answer so damn confusing? I don't understand...

And finally-

4). Why in the Fucking Hell is this a video responce to Snake befriends its hamster lunch in zoo!?

[shinedown101ily]

@happybrianna18 Dinner used to be the term for lunch.. Supper was the term for dinner :)

[91fatboy51]

The man took a sip out of my drink on the way to the table!! lol

[hotshotmanny1]

it was you buy something like a soda and get a glass of water free i havent looked at the answer yet its what they do at deltaco

[happygrl251]

i recognized this song the first second i heard it its on my guitar hero on ds :)

[REXRAPTER309]

he got him water cause waters free and he keept the some of the money

[Chrispollis]

helicopter from Bloc party LOL why did u used that song

[Chrispollis]

helicopter from Bloc party LOL

[MrXXXQWERTYXXX]

he poisined the drink then stole the change and the guys wallet, and sold the drink

[ntico25]

he poisined the DRINK!

[Yonkage]

He got a free glass of water. You can only get a glass of water if you order something else, like a drink. But the drink wasn't his to begin with. Free water.

[tonyhgamefreak]

he got water

[flissybabyxx]

Just read the answer... what a fucking great idea!

I'll have to remember that one.

[angbaboynasiga]

he bought a cup of water and another empty cup, then he peed on the empty cup, watta refreshing drink

[okate251]

HE STINKIN POISINED THE WATER!!!

[kupsyza]

or maybe he was an overly nice waiter who wanted a tip

[cokewon]

OMG I GOT IT!!! The man Poisoned the first man's drink and is going to steal his credit card!

[msfattytrollbitch]

i said he bought the cup and got free refills

[thehaloring90]

the man said to someone else that if you give me money i will buy a drink for you the man bought the drink which dosent make the other man suspicious and brought the drink to the first man

I SAY IT IS ANSWER AND UNLESS CHUCK NORRIS SAYS OTHERWISE I SAY IM RIGHT

[BSReflux24]

I liked this the second I heard Helicopters playing... then I went for a few minutes to find the vid on Youtube, listened to it, replayed, and forgot I still had a riddle to solve... Great choice of music for this one btw! xD

[ilovefunnythings1234]

The Real Riddle: Why the fuck is this a video response to I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER?

[DrBaCkcRak3r]

He pissed in the guy's drink

[zombiechick100]

You're on lunch break...and you bought dinner?

[mrjman13]

@zombiechick100 2nd shift has "lunch" break at dinner time and third shift has breakfast at the "lunch" break

[airmaria103]

@zombiechick100 thats wierd

[live4twilight4ever]

@zombiechick100 eh, it's a brittish thing

[Ms123videos]

@zombiechick100 cheeqa ur all wrong its not vocab its math and science

[MRDUSTY2301]

I LOVE TIS SONG!!! HELICOPTER; BLOCK PARTY

[EsJayyy]

the real question is, why the hell is he eating dinner during a lunch break??

[OseiTheWarriors]

This answer is  dunb

[nolenzshades]

or... he could of asked for an empty glass and a full glass of water after buying the drink, then he could fill the empty glass with some of the drink(not too much) then he could poor the water into the drink to the expected volume, then he could sell the stolen part of the drink. oh snap.

[MrBioBunny]

Bloc Party U legend

[garynumanscar]

the guy worked at the bar and was on his lunch break

[janeeo123]

He said that he would get a drink for HIM not for both of them I SWEAR I DIDN'T LOOK I SWEAR! -looks at answer-  i'm so stupid

[blade5247]

why wwould you give a person money

[Kyogreground]

"hey, i bet 50$ i can get that guy to give me money"

"You're on!"

[chester10999]

@Kyogreground Great... now, just do that to 20 different people, all in sequence. Then you get 1000$!

[bearosso]

Isnt water for free

[Rini104]

can someone explain the answer to me please? i read it but still dont get it.

[carrothaed4]

What's the song?

[Kyogreground]

@carrothaed4 helicopter-bloc party

[ABChorror123]

Chuck Norris is pissing me off!!

Oh crap! I was wrong Chuck norris is killin-----

(No response)

[TinyDeath]

He spit in the drink and he's ill. He will watch you drink, laugh, and, since laughter is the best medicine, he will be healed!

U jelly, pharmacists?

[zuko25]

HE PISSED IN THE GUY'S DRINK!!!

[Catsareawesome7]

Step 1: buy a coworker a beer.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!!!

[justinbieberish]

umm... i dont get the answer...my first guess was "WTH i dont know!!" then i reread "5 minutes later...." and i said "OH HE CUT THE LINE CUZ THE GUY WROTE THERE'S A LONG QUEUE" but noooo never the simple answer -.-

[themanful321]

WTF? RESPONSE TO BIEBER!

he might get Chuck Norrised!

good for him...

[MrGoldengladiator]

*checks answer* that fag

[Phibil2]

He lied about how much the drink cost.



[guitarguywazhere]

Uhm noobs water is FREE

[Glacius30]

Easy: he spits in the drink and he prob has some serious sickness like squirell-aids

[jadafun]

I just have to say I'M your biggest fan!

[7thehowtoguy7]

he's on that show

"what would you do?"

and he got paid to do it

the "what would u do" situation was

"would u let someone else pay 4 ur drink"

[smokybacon66]

the guy probably spat in his drink...

[danne696]

He had switched the cash to fake money! or he just bought the drink and stole the glass of water. It's also possible that he murdered the guy infront of him in the line.

[mistameanor420]

yeah right.... Whose jobs PAYS for the employees lunch breaks ? lol

[michigander47]

i luv this song

[FlashX97]

First things first, which idiot would eat dinner on a lunch break? 'I ordered my dinner and went up to the bar for a drink.'

[2000luisluis]

lol

[Pokemonandmario1]

lol

[leotamer5]

poision the drink the man die and the other man stole his money

[DJBigMC]

date rape

[1chrisdaman1]

the guy who ordered it for him was a busniss man a busnissman hasnt got to pay any tazes to another busniss man so he bought his water wrom the taxes he didnt have to pay?

[bradley971]

HELICOPTER BY BLOCK PARTY

[charlieflap]

He Bought a drink for himself too.

[yaelbunny]

hes god he turned water to beer then kept the money he gave him lol

[dikkeshitouwe]

How the heck would we be able to guess that

[borico62]

he spitted on the drink

[TommyGeo101]

what song is this, i know it from somewhere

[InsePeter]

@TommyGeo101 Helicopter" by Bloc part

[zelda1russell]

@TommyGeo101 guitar hero 3

[TommyGeo101]

@zelda1russell yeah i thought it was familiar=]

[Austin101123]

why is he eating dinner at his lunch break?

[DutchManiacFromMars]

rufies 

[Austin101123]

lol this comment will get thumbs up for no reasons

[Shoarma2]

i thought he ate his food:)

[blackywhitey]

He pee in the glass thats hes going to give to that guy

[Randitheprincess]

i dont get it

[CesarTT81]

@Randitheprincess the dude will give the ticket to his boss and the boss will pay the money to the dude because he thought he bought it with his money

but he bought it with coolridlles money

[ChanteChannel]

the guy worked there and he was just on his lunch break and by the time the drink would have been ready was time to go back on the clock.... well i was wrong.

[CesarTT81]

@Bipasha991 Wow u are a complete retard if you didnt notice it was sarcasm

[MrMinimii]

Hey, the answer page won't load for me. Please tell me the answer.

[InsePeter]

@MrMinimii He was having a working lunch and had got a receipt for my drink. He was going to claim expenses from his company for goods he never paid for!

[jmeryllman]

finally u put some rock (i think) music

[DeathnoteBB]

This is pretty vague. First of all what did you order? If you ordered the same as him he could have put something in your water, if he bought you water and gave you his drink, that could be it, there are also many ways he could possibly benefit from one of the situations. This is more a guessing game than a riddle.

[CesarTT81]

hey coolriddles whats the song ?

plz tell me

[mtab42]

@CesarTT81 Helicopter by Bloc Party

[CesarTT81]

@mtab42 lol i said coolriddles not mtab42 lol but thanks anyway

[YoshiLover122]

He gave him fake change?

[diademrocks]

i dont get it

[megabrownieboy]

Got a cheaper drink and kept the spare money?

[Davids373]

"All, drop to the ground and give me your money!

Yeah You to dipshit, only retards gives his money to a complete stranger"

(Nice Song btw)

[AnAverageGom]

It was happy hour and the guy didn't know it?

[darwyn13]

he told the exact amount of the money but he never told how much is the drink was.

(just guessing)

[CesarTT81]

Hmm its kindda hard but after minutes of thinking it i think i have the anwer and i havent checked the website

maybe it was because he was havinng a working lunch and had got a receipt for his drink. He was going to claim expenses from his company

for goods he never paid for ...

yeah i think it is

im checking the website now ...

.....

YAY I GOT IT RIGHT !!

......

[madhoude74dude]

@CesarTT81 yaa... bullshit u guessed exactly tht dude the same words.. yaa

[CesarTT81]

@madhoude74dude its sarcasm dipshit

[devlin0497]

@CesarTT81 yeah you totally guessed the exact same words  you are one hell of a genius....

[CesarTT81]

@devlin0497 its sarcasm ... bitch

[YoshiLover122]

@CesarTT81 Rofl. That actually made me laugh instead of mad. Thanks XD

[Stonetheangry]

@CesarTT81 Nigger

[SeraphSonic]

@Stonetheangry Cracker

[finaltits]

There IS another possible answer for this besides the given one at the website.

The guy is a bartender there. He is on break but he went behind the bar, poured the guys drink and pocketed the money instead of putting it in the till.

Booyaa Bitches!!!

[Redmoon963]

well o.o

[Coraxuss]

hmm, I was thinking that he would take him literally "bring it over to the table". The guy would do that but never hand over the drink, he just "brought it over to the table" and nothing more hehe.

[madhoude74dude]

@Coraxuss possibility

[EZ2anger]

He told me the drink costs more than it actually does.

[Dam121594]

for anyone wondering, the song is Helicopter by Bloc Party

[AlTyler138]

Dam i hate it when people do that.

[kenworthjoe13]

roofilin?

[UrbanDecay44]

He took a sip of your drink?

[Checks answer]

... your answer makes more sense...

[SiLenTBlacKhawK]

because after the dinner the guy hits you in the head with a steel baseball bat and steals all your money 

[zsupersaiyan]

He called the black dinner-lady a nigger.

[K4ylan]

pretty clever, and the both profit.

[Zhowzurfer]

i'm not quite understanding the content, why would order food seperated from a drink, and since when do you eat a dinner in a bar at lunchtime?

my first guess would ve been that he is faking money and used the money he was given to do the embossed printing for a bunch of phoneys created within the first 5 min at the backdoor of the bar. in this process also the barkeeper was involved and he gave him the ordered drink, of course, plus a glass of water in order to confuse the misleaded victim

[nautyhottie2]

@Zhowzurfer lol your a fucking retard

[lemonzing234]

@Zhowzurfer A "dinner" is a lunch in the UK.