The Ryan and Simon Comedy Hour - S1E2

[changezthezworldz]

Ryan always hv the hots for Simon....

[QGprincess]

love Ryan so much/ him, Ant and Dec and Steve Jones. TV would be nothing without them. they are the best presenters out there!!!

[aathikahRufly]

So the bitch is fine? HAHAHA i miss them :(

[QGprincess]

LOVE BOTH RYAN AND SIMON. AMERICAN IDOL IS NOTHING WITHOUT THEM TWO + PAULA AND RANDY.

[1foottall]

Poor Ryan for having to hold down

[bdvezina1]

GREAT VIDEOS

[jcg888888]

RYAN SEACREST IS NOTHING COMPARE TO SIMON COWELL, LOOK HOW SUCCESFULL SIMON COWELL NOW. SIMON COWELL IS THE PRODUCER OF "X-FACTOR" AND A VERY TALENTED JUDGE AND PRODUCER..

[MrBoogaloo23]

I think Ryan balances out the The emotion that the judges send out.

[ejvi22]

i dont understand people who say stupid things about ryan ..in my opinion he is the best of this show he is so calm with all those weird people he meets

and is very handsome and funny!

[ashc1153]

i think we have established that ryan seacrest is a prat

[waterpolomaster11]

the girl at 04:04 is fricken hot!!!!

[TheManWhoAteLife]

screw simon

reel in the ryan

OMG!!

IT RHYMES :O

[blue2slugger2]

how was the interview lol ryan

[souleater700]

lol 2:16 are we still on camera

yes

let me do that for you

[koki41182]

FROM 7:43 TO 8:03 could anybody reply to me saying all thing they said to eachother please i really wanna know but i dont understand that much please

[domodiLLeta]

@koki41182 Ryan:"Picking up on your point simon, if she doesn't take a risk, you might have something negative to say as well yes?"

Simon: "No no, you've gotta know your limitations Ryan, something you've manage to do quite well in your career"

Randy: "Let's keep it to the singing dawgs, come on, please"

Simon: "While on your the red carpet" I really didn't quite get what Ryan said, all o got was :"You've accomplished a lot well to."

[xtpawtx]

@domodiLLeta He says, "Once you've reached the end of your you've accomplished alot too." Meaning that Simon is atthe end of his career.

[l1i2a31]

i think simon and ryan are guy they love with other  the way looking of them eye

[ahsdihasdbuasbduasbu]

4:24 i love her

[IxLovexDavidxCook]

I was waiting for the banter at 8:50 :D that was amazing lol

[ImmuneToFearr]

Lol "can somebody tell him he didnt get through"

[ldlax17]

Ryan: stay out of my closet!

Simon: come out

I remember that haha

[Heartless409]

4:35 to 4:38 what in the blue hell was paula doing she looks like she is seizuring.

[jungiejg]

Ryan Wants To Fuck Simon Actually!!!!!

[LukeGeoDude]

hahaha!! 1:26

[ManuelCFlores]

1:25-0:40 Ftw lol

[redsoxguy617]

8 people hate simon and or ryan

[TheYanzkee]

OMG! ryan is so cute when he sited on judge chair!

[ultimatelywierdme]

its wierd I almost wish that they were gay

[Bailey0020]

"we got spirit yeah, we got spirit yeah"=DD Ryan is hilarious...I laughed so hard at that scene=DD...and he is totally HOT! the best host ever...love him...

[smallrubs]

other door ryan lol

[saulalova]

I love Simons fake laugh at 1:17

[schaap200]

Is ryan gay?

[nascarkraz]

@schaap200 he is not gay!

[SylvanCyborg]

@nascarkraz ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

[bnmyuiop]

@schaap200 YES!!! He loves it up the ass.

[QGprincess]

@schaap200 NO!!

[cinderrela123]

Hahahaha loveeed it

[Timmy2384]

Ryan is such an attention whore, just what really grinds Simon. They're polar opposite personalities. At least Simon has intelligence, not just some babbling.

[AppleNexus]

ooo 6:23 Ryan got between Simon and Paula :D

[Maribuu]

Yiiiir Ryans so sweet

[QofLife69]

ladies and gentlemen the bitch is okay

[dandosh20]

I Really love simon >>> he's so so cool ;*

[alexandramartlove]

love your videos!

[nascarkraz]

@alexandramartlove thank you so much! :)

[uxclamstupid108]

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[C0OKl3Z]

i luv it wen ryan say da 'So the bitch is okay~' and then the highheel fight.

[AlmightyGidge5991]

Why in the fuck is that ryan guy there, hes an absolute twat. After every comment Simon makes to ryan and vice verse, the blaack guy keeps going OH! OH ! OH! STFU FFS ! Honestly that ryan guy has got to be egged at least once.

[hpogoy]

i think judging is harder cuase they have to face what ever the contestants are going to say or do

[swtclvr]

y does what door they go out of matter?

[silentorange15]

"shut up!"- love the way he say that

"ahh not being rude but can you shut up?"

[ericsan4344]

What does Ryan have against Paula????

[nascarkraz]

@ericsan4344 they had some misunderstandings during s5 which started with an awkward appearance on Leno.

[azraelfsa]

simon cowell looks like a gay charlie harper.

[dannz03]

i think ryan cannot sit there without pissing simon off.

[lukewilliams010]

simon wud batter that cheeky yank bitch simon pwns all

[Creative572]

Shes a cutie!

[smallrubs]

I did not know Paula got a new nose

[99Drema99]

Simon ass grabs paula at 00:28

[sooperfukker]

terentino has one hell of a strange skull form ... #LOL

[MizzNativeSuga]

fuck simon hes just a redneck faget

[TheJonFawcett]

@MizzNativeSuga Simon is a redneck? Hmm.. you seem to class someone who is from England, to be from Southern USA.. hmm

[tomtrollkiller]

Ahahahaha omg the ending was so funny

Simon: "err not being rude but can you shut up?!" *silence*

[wHaTaSuPeRfReAkShOw]

ryan...need sum advice on the highheels....simon" u should no ryan....Ryan..stay out of my closet....Simon..Come out...Ryan..this is about the top 12 not ur wishes....we r friends hahahahahhaha

[TheABIGAIL2604]

omg i love ryan he is sooo funni =D

[VHWarshawski]

look at ryan giving cowell a lap dance. that's why cowell left the show they wanted to be open about there little gay love affair.

[razu4]

Simon and Ryan are like Tom and Jerry both hate each other but AMAZINLGY FUNNY together :D vote thumbs up if u agree :D

[nataliatsh]

are they for real or is it an act?

someone please respond

[villaindepot]

Ryan: "Someone's a bit of a dick today" pops head back in.

[XileLord]

yeah judging is sooo tough. You know having to tell if somebody is a good singer or not : /

[sugababyx101]

3:30 ryan- "how do i pretend to be overpaid for doing no work?"

sorry ryan, what do you do exactly?

[joesr31]

haha is either they are very very good friends that can get along very fast after a qurall or they just dont like each other

[sydney0906]

love the ping pong insults about the heels hahahahaha XD

[imadori1010]

"stay out of my closet" "come out"

[dulli78]

this was a great idea nicely done

[sexyteilchen]

Ryan is an idiot ...

[radrobd]

@sexyteilchen Agreed!! 100%!!

[phillosophy21still]

More Exosure, More Exposure, This Idiot? Hilarious? watch the Proof/Truth unfold?

[dogzrule2008]

HAHAHA ryan - "stay out of my closet!"....simon - "Come out!" LMAO luv it XP

[XshootingstarxX]

i think at some point Simon and Ryan kinda do not like each other :)

[nascarkraz]

@XshootingstarxX i dont get that impression since Ryan spoke about that not too long ago. Check google and "Ryan Speaks!" It was right after the awkward week in March..lol

[CosNaru69]

It would be something to watch if Simon and Ryan got together!!! SOO KAWAII!

[VishFilms]

Love these videos, freaking love the hate.

[DaVeRVe]

i love how randy says " lets keep it to the singing .. guys... common .. please "

[MsHotnSpicy]

how come there's a surtain door only 2 b use.

best part is ryan taking paula's place, and when ryan talks about high heels

[Emadah1]

"What do you think of Kill Cowell?" LOL Ryan! ^_^

[uohcmik]

Think about it, Ryan is the good guy. He hasn't done anything really wrong. He just sets himself up lol.

[beacle1]

ryans defo good lookin love him!

[foxyroxytm]

Ahahahahahahah! The part with the whole band playing is the funniest shit ever!

[vintagerosenz]

Ew why does Paula stick her finger in ryans ear?! Earwax! Use a earbud Paula please :p

[itsMUSICY]

BAHAHAHAHA

XD

[sebluthiers]

LOL @ 'The bitch is OK'

[Ihybridik0]

simon owns ryan

[nascarkraz]

@Ihybridik0 really how exactly? Ry's had some doozeys the last couple of years. No one 'owns' anyone. If you watch my latest installments you'd see what I mean. :)

[EmeraldEyes791]

@Ihybridik0 Pffft...Ryan has always been wittier than Simon.

[snake175]

Part from 8:35 to 9:15 is the best!

[inurik]

LMAO "So the bitch is OK"

[Eragarev]

Wow. I didn't even know there was so much tension between Simon and Ryan.. I think I prefer Simon to ryan, though. Ryan seems like a hot-head looking for a fight.

[Dutcher1000]

does anyone else hear a dolphin at 4:56?

[elburritoboy]

Yes... Its weird

[Freedomfoe07]

I love ryan, hes a fun guy!!! and the girl in 3:53 looks really sweet!!!

[Ashchethem]

I love their little love spats- I MEAN, quarrels. Yes, quarrels.

My point, they're funny. :)

[SuzyShowtimeGurl]

the two lovers :D

[ILoveCarlisleCullen9]

so funny lol

[melollylolly]

i thought ryan seacrest was the name of some kind of rare bird or something--i didn't know he was a person---

[CJSmith8793]

ryan should be a judge

[PhillieAyala213]

Simon and Ryan are "couple" material!!! has Hahaahhaha

[smileyfan16]

"stop playing with me, im not a toy"

lmao

[thebasketballgrl]

hahaha at 1:16 simon starts laughing weird!

[MetalDominican]

lmao simon is hilarious look at the way he walks at the end XD...he reminds me of buzz lightyear from toy story

[GuybrushT]

ryan is fucken hilarious he is so amazing like seriously

[cagyeman]

Ryan must hate them, after seeing this, I don't dislike him so much, he's a little bitch though.

[warcrouch]

I know they just mess around but ryans face somtimes can look so serious xD

[detectivestella101]

8:13 so da bitch is ok lets move on

[pakmanATL]

Who is the girl when Ryan Seacrest is the judge?

[overfiend30]

I dont know, but she looked really sweet

[pammyoneto]

Got to give it to Simon....considering he started his career as a post boy...He has built his empire and wealth by investing his money in helping talent to get in the business. It is great television xx

[GunzOfJustice]

Makes good TV!

[countrygirl1399]

from 8:48 to the last little bit was soo funny lol. why do they hate eachother so much lol

[scrainbow1234]

"...oh shut up." lmao 9:23!

[edwinadi]

dammm simon got some disses!!

so any advise of the high heels?

u should know...oooooooooooo

stay out of my closet

come out...bigger 000000000000

[chieftainette]

I'm not exactly sure why, but Ryan and Simon are SO damn cute together....

[knockfitz]

they are most sweet lover ever....lol

[TearsForItachi]

hell yeah. I think so too. X3

[DantevKratos]

When Ryan did the judging...that girl is freakin' cute!

[DeathToTheeSoon]

"so the bitch is okay" LMAO!!!

[TruChristian94]

the first scene is just so cute! and that hug between Ryan and Simon at 7:08 is sweet!

[abudi200]

Ha ha ha ha...awsome vid

[LaMOi1]

i dont watch this show.. is there bitching staged or do they actually dislike each other

[kdahmaster]

its not staged but they also don't really dislike each other they just like to mess a bit with each other just for the fun of it

[justwannahavfun19]

"stay out of my closet"

"come out"

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

ooooh God, I love Simon!

[kungfujellybean]

That chick at 5:24 is fucking gorgeous!

[DantevKratos]

I couldn't agree more....she's bloody adorable...

[matthieus2]

Thanks for uploading these. Ryan seems great on the show. I wish he could present The X Factor here in the UK as well. A lot of people have been petioning for it.

[surfgoogle]

all of that was so cool! b-(

[surfgoogle]

@1:36 doesn't he look like a deer in front of a lion :P

[devilisonfire]

stay out of my closet.

come out

[kanibuz1]

so the bitch is ok

haha!

tat was nice too

[baxter1976]

Ryan Seacrest is fucking hot WAY to hot

[justchilliwithindo]

noy being rude, but can u shut up?!

[sugarpuppy137]

Lol, I absolutely adore Simon's personality.

[blondebutterfly84]

I would love to see Ryan puch Simon. Simon is just do mean to him

[ShaunAndrewUK]

Simon would fucking batter ryan!!

[gammaray4evrr]

hahahaha lols

[PlatinumBD]

"Stay out of my closet"

"Come out"

He's basically calling Ryan gay....is he really?

[mike23984]

awesome video, subscribed!

[myyo120]

sooo funnny :D

[lonatgagogaga]

so the bitch is ok boooooooooooooo hahahahaha

[smileyfan16]

My favorite line is "Stay out of my closet"

"Come out"

LOL <333

[yeshuar]

hahaha they are fighting like if they were couple hahah

[luckymexxx]

roflmao. that was awesome. Favorite "quote" of the whole video. "Stay out of my closet!" "Come out!"

[roomservice96]

hahahah oh man. they're so witty and funny... love simon and ryan both!

[c11sports11k]

love love love simon and ryan. my favs! kill to meet them in person. =] if you ever read this....i love you! haha

[jonathan3691]

Simon ruined Ryan's timing with his joke lol

[badgermate]

simon..what a legend

[emily100094]

ryan is so cute when he is judgeing

[saulalover72852]

Ryan got the wrong door=D..LOL..

Simon is too sweet=D

Simon : Did you hear the audition??

Paula : Yes, I did

ahhhh=D

[oOachieOo]

i wonder what ryan said when" someone's a bit of an ********* today."

[Username2711]

I think he says 'someone's bit of a prick today'

[LittleMissCraaz1]

simon woz sulkin wen ryan sat between him & paula!! gr8 vid! luv it!

[quejodienda69]

"stop playing with me im not a toy"

ryan is the best lol

[kurtdominique]

ryan called paula "the bitch" ....hahaha good thing they didn't censored it on national tv... ^^)

[zip3163]

'so the bitch is ok' haha talking about paula there, not the dog haha

[GEErardwayy]

I love the last part!

[lesby77]

Ryan somehow manages to hold his composure but how can he when Simon's always bustin' his chops.....

[heyy1its1me]

love these, so great :D

[luckyazian13]

8:46 to 9:10

[Esjay600]

I love this! It's fantastic lol :) Thanks

[nascarkraz]

Sorry all negative comments will be removed. So if you have something not nice to say, might as well move on because you will not get away with it on my vids. Thanks!

[crystalchange]

Ryan: How do I pretend I'm overpaid 4 doing no work?

hahahahahahahaha