Russell Brand verbal wanderings at Secret Policeman's Ball

[mamaza3773]

I'm glad he got clean.

[daneel83]

if i have to listen to him all day i might as well pack myself with a dictionary, he's so full of words or i couldn't just get any more daft...

[AmeliaAndRhyanna]

EPIC

[clearlogicify]

Damn, what a great and overly-active mind. Must be a nightmare to live with in a way.

[mick0259]

He's so high haha,..

[HolyCity2012]

@mick0259 Are you kidding?

[mongolenpup]

Brand is funny in short bursts, but he must become annoying during the course of the day

[stevenjsherwood]

mad fuker

[1977sam]

ben lowrey i love you too

[thefinnlord]

Rolling Stone says Russel does Krav Maga. So don't worry ladies, he CAN fight you off. ;)

[GDFullOn]

@thefinnlord He has done it...but only for a few weeks.

[thefinnlord]

@GDFullOn That's actually all you need. Krav Maga is made for fast learning. Training militia men and such. I mean he's no PRO, but one week can make you formidable.

[Beenana9]

he looks like he could use a defleaing bath.......nasty!

[utdfortreble]

you always think he's gonna stop talking but he always has an eloquent next phrase, which is quite funny lined up.

[2BarKawi]

What an addict, stuffing some fine pussy though!

[DracoSlashHarry]

Its a death- trap. There's no hope for any of us! XDD

bless

x

[sexiilexii93JT]

awhhh he's so nervous, bless :) xx

[Way2manydoses]

Wow, I get spun out and get arrested, he gets paid! lol

[xtaniiiiix]

he could talk forever.

[doomed2obscurity]

This video makes me nervous!

[LilPunKid]

It's a deathtrap I tells you!

[randyhyndman29]

dude dont take the brown acid!

[christacat]

I just want to give him a cuddle every time I watch this :(

[mina4ng31]

he probably is one of the best speakers of the english language anywhere, and yet he still says "i tells ya"

i <3 russell brand

[apot082]

What if two of them don't like me!

[maddiferr]

@apot082 Oh! They'll talk about it together.

[paperandtea]

fuckin el,russels got bipolar[manic depression] and one of the traits is rapid thaughts and speech,and fucking hell hes got rappid thaughts and speech here

[irena2009]

MARRY MEEEEEEEE

[amy15976]

i love russell, hes so cool, poor russ being attacked by chairs - calm boy calm!

[darmikela]

.....looks like his nose started bleeding toward the end.

[flythang2006]

when was this made?

[emointheory]

haha I babble before I go onstage too. i love russell brand :D

[megkoji99]

omg he's my favorite person I want to marry Russell Brand! you'd never be bored.

[Jullaan89]

such a beauty!

[lulushoes]

He is completely ADHD my son has it and whenever he gets nervous he talks incessantly. In school they act like he's the biggest F*&K up. I think people with hyper activity are the most creative dynamic people on the planet!!!! Uh I love Russell!!!!!

[paperandtea]

yea u dont half speak the truth,adhd and bipolar[manic depression]russels got manic depression and one of the traits of bipolar is racing thaughts and rapid sppeach,i got bipolar and attention defisit disorder,was diagnosed bout 7 years ago and i agree with ya that its brings out the best creative energy in people

[ThrivingFire]

Russel hasn't got manic depression. Read his autobiography.

[Pinkipiebumblebee]

aw I want to give him a hug! He looks totally freaked out lol

[phiastardust]

bless 'im :P

[pdaervo]

he's really scared! poor thing <3

[christopherdevaney]

legend

[OhTalulah]

WELL funny. Love him.

[outdaboxinthtube]

well when your ready to bring another one of them back drop me a line and il pack my charm sex appeal and criminal record I've got over my addictions just like mr brand so my suit case will be very light

[Childrenofbodom56]

he sounds like hes from lahndahn

[aimsbabes92]

yeah... could you just get this bit of coral out of my leg please hotel man? ;)

[92benno92]

im not surprised he was voted shageur of the year.

what a genuinely funny fucken dude.

he has an inbuilt pussy magnest and i'd consider myself not a homo for wanting this guy to love me.

man this is the guy you want all of your friends to be like.

[teapotasshole]

Ohh a want to cuddle him!

[MangoLemon]

his eyes are amazing, his jokes are fantastic and to see he still gets nervous before a show is so adorable. <3

[ballsfromthevalleys]

that is just facking brillant !!!!!

[DakotaDead]

I myself would probably turn gay for Russel as long as he looked me in the eyes when he told me jokes.

[Sandydahling]

"Nice to help people!"

[SamanthaKroeger]

He is cute...nice eyes...is his cock cute too ??

[Jullaan89]

he would be perfect then... ;P

[bundybear036]

The more you watch this man the more you want him. He is addictive! O my!

[teapotasshole]

So true!!!

[fahddoggz]

this guy is so hilarios

[motboy2]

well i am a straight man, but i wud turn gay for him hahahahahaha jks, but almost not jks!!!!!!! hahaha no really, i am joking!!!

[izzzzzzzzzzzzzyy]

...you MIGHT consider pondering your sexuallity?

[motboy2]

hahah nooooooooooo i wud never turn gay and if i did i some paralell universe i wud slit my throat.....

[izzzzzzzzzzzzzyy]

oh, thats just a lovely thing to say.

[Larab3lla]

Aww, he's cute when he's nervous.. :)

[lilyrojo87]

He's funnier live/unscripted than he is in stand-up

[Converseloser]

i fuckin love Russell Brand =D

hes so gorgeous :)

[KidBk313]

good christ. he's so sexy it's almost painful. i can't look away....

[Antom1234]

his hair is fucking EPIC

[pokepopboo]

i feel sorry for russ...

it would be so hard to walk out there in front of all those people and do a stand up..

[tamcon72]

Absolutely the sexiest mind on the planet. Oh, how I want him . . . .

[edhusse]

id rather have his mind

[dancesonpoles]

@edhusse ditto

[Warpedguitar28]

i do that!!!!

[MattDoesNotRock]

aww bless him

[angerbearftw]

wow..so he does get nervous..bless he still worries about the 2 moaning bastards in every crowd

[x0xTnimx0x]

aw i feel sorry for him lol

[Minisha]

Fordz. stop it. you're fucking making me cry.

[birdkill666]

harry potter

[gabonicabitis]

Brilliant mind

[kissk1sz]

haha iLove the way he starts getting faster and just starts to ramble

tehe russel brand=veir funni

=)

xx

[onelookisnotenough]

Bring Russell to Belgium! On every possible show or occasion... We don't have radio 2 here or channel 4!!!

Let alone any possible theatre he would do his stand-up!

Would be a real laugh!!!

x

[rockinggently]

aww the poor babe hes shitting himself bless

[Sephlolege]

someones coming to get me!

[yumpyyumyum]

ooh bless him

loves him when he goes - oh what if two of em dont like me !

x

[spotlitkiss]

don't talk about it - they'll collude!

[Dazron]

I do love Russell Brand me

[hcw60]

Yeah bring back Russell on radio two.

[loveRussBrand]

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[34839ld]

why can't he go back on digital radio? That would be excellent and censor free!

[kimiquinn08]

hes my future husband-although he doesnt know it yet...do u think he'll mind?? my back up is jhonny depp- but dunno if thatll wash as hes married with kids!

*swoons once more over the adorable russel brand*

[naomip12]

He's brilliantly funny! This stream of consciousness is priceless.

[yumpyyumyum]

i know !!

type russell brand stream of consciousness into youtube nd click the first onee!!

tis amazingg

[dameensover]

i really love the man! tho is his nose bleedin at around 1.55?

[faythetastic]

..i think it is

[twentyoneproductions]

How do you think he was talking so much?

[MarkRitchie1990]

i would love to see him bald lol

[EldritchMask]

Brilliant.

He was really good on the MTV awards.

Less Achmed the stupid doll and more of this on YouTube please!!!

[TheRussellBand]

he's sexdorable

[toolartist]

wtf is he saying

[ryrdyr]

i just found out about him do i want them? haha i might yes i think just give it to me dammit!

[CharliiiBoo]

omgg he is so gorjjj .....

[lauraandgareth]

he is lovely <3  xox

[VamLoveAndKisses]

lol the last bit was the funniest, "What is one don't like me? What if two don't like? Oh god they'll talk about together they'll colude! Oh christ! There's no hope for any of us!"

[JustTeri2K7]

I Like That Bit Too

<3 x

[MM55M5M]

Damn, Russell you're gooddd ;)

[sekortseht]

dressed em up in orange pissed on em. they never did it again. no more trouble. so it's a good method for controling ppl HAHAHAAH i love him

[lamejoke1]

"what if two don't...they'll talk about it together..they'll collude!"

LMAO

[00hla]

russell's so wonderfully funny =)

gorgeous too...=)

[moneyisfun321]

hahaha...isnt it amazing how he can have a convo with himself?!?! haha hilarious

if two dont like me...they can canood!! haha

[sekortseht]

hahah wat if one of them don't like me?

[TheMightySloosh]

aw! he's soooo cute!

[debex88]

he's sooooo cute wen he's nervous btw he aint of his head here he's been clean for like 4 years now any true fan would know that :) pin pin!

[antarcticdirtclod]

oh my god, he's so cute when he's nervous!

[towers4life]

he not even funny hes just a dik !!

[00hla]

why do you think that?

[dubzy81]

speak english cunt

[colleenbelle]

He is speaking english mother fucker.

[NovemberRoses]

He actually does seem totally out of it on something. Whatev, he's hilarious.

[JustTeri2K7]

love love love him when he's nervous..

love him always, but especially when he rambles...

<3

[HoudiniLondon]

is his nose bleeding? check the close up. mashhead.

[SpellerB]

&hearts; LOVE &hearts;

[JustTeri2K7]

from 1:34, he's sooo hilarious

<3 Russell

[ashleighlinford]

Why was he so nervous?

[JustTeri2K7]

lol

"what if one of them don't like me...oh christ, what if two don't like me, they'll discuss it..."

2:12

pmsl

love u Russ <3

[parasme]

it was funnier the way he said it, not saying what you've quoted isnt funny, its not accurate more to the point, strictly accurate in that what he said was 'they'll talk about it together, they'll canoodle' which in my opinion is funnier than as what you quoted, which is the sort of passing of misinformation that gets man/woman kind into amnestic situations which directly conflicts against what Russel is trying to achieve in doing the gig. Just my view. And I believe mine alone.

[JustTeri2K7]

omg...

shut up!

[javaglory]

its collude not canoodle

[Woodcakes]

Parasme, you are a fool. The word is collude,

if you're going to criticise some-one and try and make a lonnnnng Brand-esque speech; then do a good one! You make yourself out to be a right tit otherwise.

[JustTeri2K7]

lol.."canoodle"...idiot

[redxlipxgloss]

aaah bless 'nerves'

[mcflyandsodmad]

Loving Russell Brand... He's just so funny... actually better than funny... HILARIOUS! Especially on The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year with Noel Fielding! Brilliant! =P

[HonkiestWigga]

you need a shave mate

[jackk2786]

"How was it while filming the DVD?"

"Restrictive. We was mostly restricting and controlling people. A few people walked in front of the camera."

"What did you do?"

"Humiliated them. Dressed them up in orange, pissed on them and that. It was good. They never did it again. We had no more trouble."

"Oh, so that's a good method for controlling people?"

"It is actually."

[Sou1Cru5h]

"in my view undermining the film's title"

lmao

[debex88]

Read ya facts first before you start dissin this legend hes a complete inspiration to us all

[kayteekakes]

hes not stoned.

hes very very very nervous, hes performing in front of 5000 people and just because he rambles on abit, he is stoned?

watch RE: Brand, you'll definatley be able to tell the difference.

[mboosh321]

ive seen that its ace

[melissa15678]

Russell is the best man on earth!So charasmatic and full of intrest and knowledge ans so intelligent. love him.

[missastro]

it was time to kick the crack, hey?

[sooperdooperdan]

hahahah this guy is a genius, i love the way he gets on! and his random blabbering to deal with nerves..hilarious and he's not even trying!

[BLINGXBABY]

I think the camera man is a bit drunk

[puddlessir]

what a sex symbol

[75goodies]

Russell I love you but you terrify me

[SugarSpunQuill]

Haha 'what if one of em don't like me? what if two of em don't like me?' lol, if only i could deal with nerves in such a constructive way.

[XxStillwellxX]

hillarious love him so much gonna meet him soon hopefully

[VVHBM]

poor russell

[wendy2810]

Russell is so amaaazing, I cant understand anyone who says negative things about him!

[debex88]

lippyleah reference from russell's booky wook..... '' I graduated from focus in the early spring of 2003'' also shows a certificate of his achievement .... commencement date: 13/12/02 completed date: 21/02/03.... this is not EIGHT years.... call yourself a fan?!! you oviously have not read his book :) WE LOVE YOU RUSSELL!

[TrueShowjumper]

I love this man so much... he is so sweet... and i agree with lippyleah... he has been clean for eight years...

Im in love with this man.

( and noel feiliding).

x

[123bekx123]

same here! love them soooo much

[lippyleah]

for your information debex... he has been clean for EIGHT years!! call yourself a fan?? :P:P Love you Russell he is soo nervous.. just wanna give him a big hug!! He was on the radio the other day n he was so ill he lay on the floor semi-concious just so he didnt let us listeners down... he is such a cutie and he is so sweet I think im in lovveeee xD 'Christ, I'm being attacked by chairs' <3 xxxxxx

[xXamypixieXx]

well said debex!!! =]]

i reckon that fella is just a tad jealous of wee cutie russell =P

he's so yummy... wanna give him a big cuddle and kissle on the cheek!

love yooooh russell!! <33

[debex88]

i feel sorry for u spending ur tym writing about him, if you dont like him then fuck off simple :)

[kim158]

Aww bless him he was so nervous!!

[debex88]

AND for everyones reference he wernt on drugs here hes been clean for 4 years!

[debex88]

misterfisherman get over yourself russell brand is a LEGEND dont watch clips of him if you dont find him funny!! WE LOVE YOU RUSSELL!!!!

[stronghold15]

Who cares if what he said isn't funny. He has charm and if you are a charming character then no matter what people will think you are funny.

[misterfisherman]

name one really funny thing that brand said and i'll admit defeat

[adolfmcnugget]

Ian huntly in basera that'll solve all the problems in the middlest

[RaynePhoenix]

This was built for a bleedin monarch who apparently pierced his own goulies for sex pleasure.

Lulz

[ElectricMcrDust]

Why are you watching videos about him, if you dont even like him? Dont you have anything better to do. I think the point of this video was to show how he was nervous, not funny.

[mboosh321]

"we dressed 'em up in orange n pissed on 'em n that it was good"

luv him x

[misterfisherman]

no.hes not funny.admit it

[mboosh321]

no ur rite hun he aint funny...hes hilarious

[misterfisherman]

only when his careers in ruins

[mboosh321]

look you may have already answered this qeustion but if you dislike this god we all clearly worship then why did you watch it

p.s:apologies for the terrible spelling im a bit dyslexcik

[misterfisherman]

because you lot keep replying to my comments and bringing me back here again.hmmm yes

[mboosh321]

well what did you excpect if you insult someone who is so well loved if say somebody insulted somebody that you admired can you honestly tell me that you wouldnt try and defend them at least a little even if ther was no hope of changing the other persons opinion?

[benthatcherx]

Well dont fucking come back to reply then!

A fucking idiot could work out that if you don't like the person why come back to fucking comment the video!

[misterfisherman]

in 3 years time.you will have forgotten who brand is.admit it.flash in the pan.his matertial has already dried up hehe