THE RAPTURE (1941) Are you ready for the end of the world? Happy Armageddon!

[eltonej]

The Rapture comes with no warning? Is that right? Not according to the bible. The 6th Trump brings the Anti-christ, the Real Christ comes on the 7th Trump. That means Satan comes before Christ pretending to be Christ. The Real Christ comes after on the 7th trump. Its that easy. The Rapture is False created by Margaret McDonald 1847 as she was ill she told this rapture story and the ministers present took it as truth and ran with it.

[micmac99]

I used to believe this stuff.

[MrAdvancedAtheist]

I have to laugh at these old guys - Chuck Missler, John Hagee, Hal Lindsey, Harold Camping, Tim LaHaye, Chuck Smith, Jack Chick, etc. - who have wasted their lives waiting for the rapture and the end times.

[pennhill]

No christian pastors at sunday services, OMFG!!!

[allencrider]

The only reason bad things happen is because the rapture is coming!

[Victoriaonline29]

Today Fox 5 News said a comet the size of a public NYC bus,was about to hit earth.They overeacted saying "this can make a new Ice Age killing everyone.".NASA said it might hit Earth in 2022.Sometimes,NASA is a bit loco.

[Typhoonbladefist]

I don't know about you guys, but the message I'm getting about surviving the rapture is to get rid of Christianity and convert all Christians to sanity.

[TheWatcher465]

@Typhoonbladefist This is hilarious. Unfortunately I got bored before it finished so I missed the punchline. Anyway, are they doing an International tour with this routine? If so will it just be Jesus or the full RAPTURE BAND? I'm not going if it's just Jesus, I've had it with jewish promoters.

[DeviDecay]

Wait... no milk?

NO FUCKING MILK?

OH GOD, NO!

[XmasFLIX]

@DeviDecay ... No milk deliveries! Which means we are doomed to the hell of going to the store to buy it ourselves. Can you imagine? I'm more concerned about my housework not being done due to my Christian maid being promoted to a higher realm. Gasp!

[AcePilot101]

All children go to heaven.

[LickMyBabyBack]

I ASCARED! 

[deadlyshoesalesman]

So are all the babies getting raptured or just some of them? Clearly not all the children are going.

[otherfunk]

Great stuff - thanks so much for posting this!

[tjs1264]

the housework won't get done because Christian maids are gone? Oh no!

[FunnyGuy113536]

DAMN NO MILK DELIVERIES WERE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait. its May 22, 2011.... your all retarded

[skc138]

what the hell is Justin Bieber Rebecca black Arnold Schwarzenegger gorg w. bush and som any other people doing here

[rarelyknow]

Why does justin bieber show up at 09:50 O.o

[LickMyBabyBack]

@rarelyknow I think justin bieber appears in the video because he is certainly more proof that the end of the world is near. I noticed the Housewives of Atlanta in it too.... pretty sure, Sarah Palin and Carrot Top too... all signs of the apocalypse.

[rarelyknow]

Bwahaha I knew it wasn't gonna happen.

[lucario554]

No the is no disaster

[directorlog]

still typing, no rapture?

[skyiscrying53]

Praise God I'm still here...I think!

[RAWR69FOREVER]

imm here

[SilverStateMan]

GOD DAMMIT, DID I MISS IT? I WAS FAPPING & EATING ICE CREAM. Was I... was I left behind? Where's Satan's demonic army? I wanna enlist.

[JazzFountain]

Oh crap... I have less than 15 minutes to go and my pizza is not here dammit!

[Kjazzinphx]

silly religions

[HConstantine]

So they needed the atheist Wagner to sell their nonsense.

[puffyjo]

where in the heck to do they get this stuff ,,,ITS NUTS

[TinyDancer500]

He, he, "annoying interruptions". Something tells me my milk delivery(!) being late will be the least of my problems. So is this all going down at 6PM EST or PST? Just checking so's I can cancel my milk delivery on time ;-) The ending threw me for a sec, but the very last shot made my day, thanks!

[DenyReality]

@TinyDancer500 I'm more upset about losing my Christian maid! Who the hell is going to wash my dishes?! A Jewish maid?... I don't think so! 

[FutureHistoryNowNEWS]

9:48 OMG!