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  • I got a Polish Girlfriend so I want to make an effort and possibly live in Poland with her so Thanks alot for the lessons :)

  • how do you say show me your genitals ?

  • I speak Czech and Polish is very similar! :)

  • polish is a hard language to learn :)

  • GreAt

  • I just had a drunk polish kid ranting on facebook.

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  • great! i will study Polish  for my Master degree and I need survival course for it!

    Bthw I am Russian^)

  • I WANT TO LEARN SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE PLEASE

  • Nie wiem, polską

  • I'M RUSSIAN

  • Its Funny How I used Google Translate The Whole Time I Was Reading The Comments In a different language:)

  • Co za asy..

  • Ta, nice vid.

    Btw what does co za asy mean?

  • @maddierat9 It's an inside joke if you watch Ray William Johnson's videos. (:

  • -chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, a szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie

    -Wyindywidualizował się z rozentuzjazmowanego tłumu który słuchał przeliteralizowanego dzieła

  • Co za asy.....

  • Co za asy

  • I love Poland and my brave Polish brothers, their language and culture ! Greetings from mother Russia the homeland of the Slavs ! We should conquer the world together someday.

  • @MysteriousPlan fucking commie

  • @MysteriousPlan Russia's gay

  • @Gresshoppa1 Agreed.

  • @MysteriousPlan

    Greetings from Poland is well to you bro !!! We need more people thinking just like you!!! Slavs are the strongest in the World !!! Just need comes tougheder !!!!

  • Polish sounds sooo much like Russian and French lol

  • I think it's very useful. Checked and approved by Polish national:) Enjoy, all the brave people who want to learn Polish! I just wished there weren't so many dumb comments by Polish guys below - nie róbcie obciachu panowie!

  • co za asy means what aces in polish. i found it on google translate lol

  • Co za asy

  • इ ऍम तल्किंग इन पोलिश बेकाउसे थे गूगल ट्रांसलेटर लेट्स में :D

  • Lmao I was about to come here just to spam CO ZA ASY but damn Im way too late!

  • Hi...i am going to Poland next month. I need to know how to say "What an ace" in Polish. Any help?!?

  • @bappichulo Co za asy....

  • Przeleć mnie w ustach

  • @Goosefucker1 for poland : i wkurzony spodnie dlaczego mowisz, ze. for english : goosefucker1 said fuck me in the mouth in polish lol lol lol lol.

  • Co za asy!

  • Co za asy...

  • dlaczego każdy wciąż powtarzają co za asy?

  • Co za asy

  • co za asy..

  • co za azy...

  • Co za asy....

  • Co za asy.......

  • co za asy

  • Co za asy!

  • @skinnybonyskeleton Haha no tak !

  • @skinnybonyskeleton I WAS EXPECTING THAT.

  • Thumbs up if RWJ sent you here!

  • co za asy

  • I've heard Borat say some of this stuff.

  • @MrThorn88 You must very fuсked up if you can call your language and writing "pool of piss".

  • @111whiteBoy111 at first learn some english if you wonna write in it 'couse what you wrote is ununderstable you moron

  • @MrThorn88 1. You just misspelled THREE words in one sentence. 2. If you didn't understand what i wrote, you are very stupid, because it was correct.

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  • @111whiteBoy111 doesn't make no sense cuz I called you a pool of piss not my languge,try to think while reading and will be ok hehehe

  • @MrThorn88 Nothing is correct,it's not about the words but meaning,it's incomprehensible you retard.Its not about the words cuz you always can make mistake writing fast.but what you wrote doesn't make no sens

  • @MrThorn88 Honestly I never said Czech was like Polish. I said It was Identical to Slavic.

  • @yaycookies14 heheheh,and so what?but you said that people speaking Czech can understand all slavic languages what is a fib:)they're different languages of slavic group,English and deutch R the same group but they are completely different,simple thing:)polish is the most elaborated slavic language and maybe you don't like it cuz you want to disprove this,but...it's imposible:)just accept the fact:)cheers:)

  • @MrThorn88 No I said they understand the Slavic language. Polish is the most unique langaue of all the lsavic language there is no other lnaguae from the lsavic family that omeone can say "It's identical" Polish is very well indeed unique. BUT it is lunguistically Impossible to be the most elaborate. You speak polish, and it is understadible yyou want to protect your native language. As I would protect French and German for being my 2 native languages. I just say what I have studied In college.

  • @yaycookies14 No.U said they understand every slavic language,that's difference;)Nevermind,better try to learn on your own,not only in college.teachers are not always right:)I dont try to protect anything,I just just speak the facts:)You're 20 y o:)U know....U wanna be linguist; but for now ur not;)I wish U luck:)

  • @MrThorn88 Okay Mr.Smartass. I graduated majoring in foreign languages, and foreign affiare. so if you so well know about the slavic language. And indeed know langauges (which obviously you don't, because you can not read english properly" then write a book, or teach other what you think is right. I do not have time for the absurdity that spiuse from you mouth. And to let you know out of the 5 languages I speak Polish is one of them.

  • @yaycookies14 You little dog's fuck,you barely speak english hahaha,your english is poor as morning shit hhahahah,If you wrote properly I'd read properly you dumb whore,you speak polish hahahahahahahhahahahah don't let me lough,maybe like my 3 y o niece hahahah,go flush yourself down the shiter,I'm not linguist but my knowledge is massively better than yours.Good night you mindles frogeater

  • @MrThorn88 Okay compare my last comment with your comment. Do you see the diffrent literary elements envolved? Honestly you say I can not speak english well, and you writing is extremly horrid. And I very well speak polish because I am very intrested in the Slowianskich language and it's offspring. So if you yourself are no linguist. Then do not bother trying to incriminate my knowledge. I actually have an education :)

    

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  • @yaycookies14 real knowlage is better than doubtful diplomas:)Ok so write in Polish,show what ya got moron,probably you will use translator or spend night with dictionary hahahahah,what a little retarted frogbiter squirt hahahah

  • @MrThorn88 I nie ma klawiatury, ktory ma polskich znakow. Wiec wybacz moje pisanie. I'm French so I eat frogs :)

  • @yaycookies14 hahahhahahahahahhaha whata fuck is this hahahahha,it's one big grammar error hahhaha,don't justify it by not having keybord cuz it does not matter as for grammar hahaha.little kids dont make that kind of mistakes,you dont even grasp the basics of Polish.C mon dont drown yourself,U just wimp for languages...lingusist hahaha.Ucz się ucz ale jestem przekonany że z twoimi zdolnościami osiągniesz w tej kwestii wielkie francuskie gówno z żabich udek i braku wiedzy:)))takie mataforyczne:)

  • @MrThorn88 Then how else do you expect me to jusify it? I'm simply stating the facts, I cannot write the letters that contain accent marks if I don't have keyboard that contains them. But when you said that it does not need a keypad for it, just your computer, I went along and changed the settings to Polska. Et vous nécessité de cesser de critiquer mon pays et de son patrimoine, parce que je ne me moque pas de celui qui est le polonais. If only you spoke something other than english and polish

  • @yaycookies14 choć też nie pachnie zbyt pieknie;jak to gówno.Mimo że mataforyczne to:i tak dajesz kleksa w gacie wiedzy,intelektu i umiejętności:)

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  • @yaycookies14 poza tym wątpię w istnienie klawiatury z polskimi znakami.Używa się standardowej klawiatury QWERTY i aby uzyskac dostęp do rzeczonych meandrów polskiej pisowni wystarczy pomyśleć,wejść w ustawienia języka i kliknąć Polski:)W celu nadania im jakości wizualnej:)należy zastosować kombinacje klawiszy:)...jednakże aby to wszystko zrobić potrzeba odrobiny wytężenia zwojów mózgowych,które u ciebie cierpią wyraźne niedobory:)Pierzchnij hyżo do stąpu zamku mądrości na rączym koniu nauki:)))

  • @MrThorn88 Mam staran, aby to zrobic, po prostu nie wiedzialem, ze tak dziekuje. Pojde do moich ustawien i to zrobic.

  • @yaycookies14 Ale twoja gramatyka jest fatalna:)gorzej niż okrutnie zła;)jeśli interesujesz się językiem polskim to zacznij od podstaw:)i nie kłam więcej że znasz Polski bo profanujesz ten język:)przyznaj się że korzystasz z tłumacza i że nie byłeś w stanie przetłumaczyć dużej części mojego poprzedniego komentarza:)ale starasz się hihihihi:)pozdrawiam

  • @MrThorn88 Okay compare my last comment with your comment. Do you see the diffrent literary elements envolved? Honestly you say I can not speak english well, and you writing is extremly horrid. And I very well speak polish because I am very intrested in the Slowianskich language and it's offspring. So if you yourself are no linguist. Then do not bother trying to incriminate my knowledge. I actually have an education :)

  • @yaycookies14 it's "involved"....and there should be a comma after "Honestly". also, it's "your writing". i think you were trying to say: "speak polish very well". "linguist" should have a comma, not a period, and "Then" should not be capitalized.

    I don't know where you're from, but props for that! obviously, you have enough education to type this as well as try your hand at some mediocrely complex vocabulary!

    please bear in mind that proper english is never executed online anymore.

  • @kinyune Yes, you are right on my misspelled words and my bad puctuation. And I ment "I very well do speak Polish". And I added a period after ''linguist" to add emphasis. I don't know if i was correct for doing that; but litterature was never my strength. mistakes happen especially when you type fast from the rage of someone is contradicting what you have studied for. My vocabulary may as well be mediocre, but thats certainly just in english I believe. And I am currently 23, still to young

  • Моим зданем, польски ѩзык выглѭда лепей, гды написаны при ужитю альфабэт цырылицки. :D dzięki

  • @demonicDEBACLE Повністю згоден

  • polish language hisses like snakes

  • @goodspeedy666 hahahah maybe like a frog? ;p

  • Pollocks are total fucking retards.

    I call them pollocks because pollo in italian means chicken thus its fitting because pollocks have chicken brains.

  • @LulzBat And this is coming from somebody with a bunch of kiddie cartoons in his profile.

    Głupi byłeś i głupi zdechniesz. ;)

  • hardest languages are chinese, araic, hebrew, tukish, russian, ects

  • they say polish is the hardest language.which is y im learnin :D

  • zdrastveite

  • awwwwwwwwwww i love this :) polish is so cute. like Albanian. this comes easy to me! ♥

  • @KochamCiePolsko

    Rubbish. Oh, do you speak ALL slavic languages? I'm czech native speaker and I really don't think that it's just "failed parody of Polish language".

    I think YOU are just failed parody of someone who is trying to sound cleverly. Jinak bys nemohl kecat takové nesmysly...

  • @nettiex

    Guy is dumbass. Don't listen to him, he probably wasn't even outside of Poland.

    About "failed parody" - Polish, Czech and Slovac languages sound like parodies of each other, because they are so alike. Just like Russian and Ukranian, or(a little bit) German and English.

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  • I must have some slavic blood in my veins o_o We had a russian teacher once and she asked us to pronounce different words and phrases in russian. I was the only one who managed to say it correct and I became her pet after that lol.

  • @Llamasloveme

    Or maybe you have a good ear and can mimic things? I was the same in my Chinese class, but never assumed myself to be some kind of amazing linguist who was better than everyone else, I just accepted that I'm good at copying stuff, which is no more or less than you are.

  • People ! Powodzenia w nauce  :)

  • Haha I love how serious that guy is when he speaks the Polish part. Polish is an amazing language. You can't tell from the way they speak it since it's for learning purposes but together it's a very melodic language and sounds great when spoken. Definitely worth learning

  • @VideoGameNow You can say that again bro! Nothing's gonna stop me from learning my mama's language.

  • My god when I went to poland that was everytime : "tché mouvié pou angleyskou ?" (can you speak english). Polish people looked me with big eyes every time ehehe funny ! (provably cauz my polish accent was very very strange ! :-)

    PS : Really difficult to learn and understand polish for a french person. But I keep very good memories from poland and from party with wodka ! ehehe !)

  • @TheDaggettNuggets did you had trouble to communicate with Polish people. this summer i'm going to Poland and i'm Belgium. so I can speak French, Dutch, German and English but i wonder if all the Polish people speak one of these at least. Cause i think to learn Polish that needs a lot of time which i don't have xD Lol and its wasted cause only Polish speak Polish xD better to learn Russian xD

  • @edderd8 If you know German, English and French then you should be good :)

  • @TheDaggettNuggets because "tché mouvié pou angleyskou ?" means "DoI I speak english" not 'Do you speak english?"so you were asking them if you speak english-like asking them about your english like you dont know if you yourself speak english not question if they speak english heheheh,so don't wonder they looked with big eyes cuz asked them a question to yourself about your english speaking:))))sholud be 'tche mouviSH pou angeylsku?:)'

  • @TheDaggettNuggets bonne chance!

  • @TheDaggettNuggets Why were you asking people if they speak English if you're French?

  • But you only need polish in poland?!..

  • eee o co chodzi z tym yahk sheh mahsh =.=

    Skąd oni takie coś wyjebali?

  • @macieja92

    dam ci taki przyklad

    maj nejm is juzek

    pomysl troche

  • the male voice is really good.

    but the woman speaks really weird, I can hardly understand what she's saying and I'm Polish ;/

  • To all peoples:

    Dont study it! This girl is terrible in polish speaking :D I know what I saying because Iam polish :)

  • lol '101'

  • i will go to poland yeah!!!!! polska viva♥

  • Polish language sounds so beautiful and expressive. I am English, our language sounds so boring in comparison. However, I am confident in English, not confident in Polish, it seems very complicated.

  • @Feisty1967 What's funny - our languages are sometimes quite an opposite to each other: Polish is a consonant rich language and English is a vowel rich language :)

  • lol polish sounds like a drunken-slurred language 

  • wow.. i;m in love with this language

  • Co to jest?

    Jak się masz?

    Bardo dobrze a ty?

    Dziękuję!

    Proszę bardzo

    Jak masz na imie?

    Czy mówisz po angielsku?

    Prezepraszam

    Gdzie jest łazienka?

  • Wow I am going to Wroclaw for about 11 days and I would love to not make a complete fool of myself...hopefully this will help a little.

  • Sounds all messed up when she says "dziękuję"

  • If you want to practice your Polish "on the fly" there is a free app you can download for your iPhone at iLovePoland.mobi

  • "You're welcome" should be in fact "nie ma za co", it's more common. And the girl sounds like she's not even a native speaker of Polish (she has a lisp or something her "u" and "cz/sz" are weird) . And she separates syllables in a funny way.

  • @prettyinthenightime RIGHT BRO !

  • there's some russian resemblance

  • omg her polish is funny..

  • lol the woman seems kind of retarded

  • the woman can't speak polish. she sounds like she's tone deaf.

  • I'm Dutch, i can speak English, little French, little German, little Swedish and now a little Polish! thx alot!

  • polish and german are totally not the same language

  • i think polish is harder than german...

  • sono italiano abito a Varsavia, ma dopo due anni di studio più o meno intensivo non riesco ancora a sbloccarmi con la lingua. Qualcuno ha dei suggerimenti?

  • I knew most of this from Lonely Planet Phrasebooks, but Polish is a soothing sound to my ears, so I thought I'd listen.

  • This is bollocks! its not how to pronounce words at all! for example 'Dziękuję' the actual way to pronouce it is 'Jee-ewkoo-yew' say it fast and it sounds perfect

  • It's 'kurwa jebana mać' actually :P

  • @mxdzix what does that mean? xD

  • Jenkoyeh ?

  • dosyć ciekawe to jest, bo pozwala się nauczyć podstawowych zwrotów w danym języku

  • In fact, polish language is THE MOST ELABORATED slavic language. With it, you can express ideas out the most clearly of all the slavic languages. All other slavic languages sound like a failed parody of Polish language.

    Prawda jest taka, że język polski jest NAJBARDZIEJ DOPRACOWANYM słowiańskim językiem. Dzięki niemu, można wyrażać myśli najdokładniej spośród wszystkich języków słowiańskich. Wszystkie inne słowiańskie języki brzmią jak nieudana parodia języka polskiego.

  • then waht about people in west poland that speak German:polish.?

  • That's also a big FAIL. For polish it sounds awful and they create many weird words that nobody understand exept them. Germans don't undertand them at all. In fact nobody understand them exept themselfs...

  • @KochamCiePolsko May I ask you something? "With it(Polish), you can express ideas out the most clearly of all the slavic languages" --Do you speak all other Slavic languages?

  • @englishsubmarine no, Polish language is diffrent from other slavic languages. We don't speak other slavic languages

  • @Stacyjka1 Well, so how can you say then that Polish is the most elaborated one? and that you can express ideas out most clearly of all the slavic languages?

  • @englishsubmarine Well, honestly I don't know any other slavic languages, so for me it is very difficult to say YES or NO. But I think it can be true that Polish is the most elaborated one. But I can say that compared with English, Polish is much more difficult to learn. Sorry for my bad English this is not my native language ;P

  • @Stacyjka1 "But I think it can be true that Polish is the most elaborated one." - what makes you think so? Why namely Polish? Any facts, reasons? Surely, compared with English, Polish is more difficult to learn, it's true simply because it's synthetical language - the same as Russian, Ukranian and most other Slavic languages. But we speak about Polish and other slavic languages.

    Your Eng is ok)) what's your native lang?

  • @englishsubmarine Ok. Firstly my native language is Polish, but my knowledge about other slavic languages is not very big. At home I have one russian channel and when I turn this channel on I don't understand what the people are talking about, although I understand some russian words I don't understand the whole sentences.

  • @englishsubmarine May I ask you what's your native language and how many languages do you know? And my second question is Why are you so interested in Polish language?

  • @KochamCiePolsko nie zgadzam się z tobą. Oczywiście masz racje, że niektóre słowiańskie języki brzmią śmiesznie, ale ciężko jest przeciętnemu polakowi zrozumieć np. język rosyjski. Mam kanał rosyjsko języczny, a języka rosyjskiego nie uczyłem się wcześniej, więc efekt jest taki , że nic nie rozumiem z tego co oni tam mówią, oczywiście poza paroma słowami, ktore mogą być podobne do naszych słów.

  • @Stacyjka1 Nie rozumiesz rosyjskiego, ponieważ jest to inne odgałęzienie języków słowiańskich. Rosyjski jest językiem wschodniosłowiańskim, podobnie jak białoruski albo ukraiński, a polski jest językiem zachodniosłowiańskim, podobnie jak czeski czy słowacki i to te języki mamy możliwość zrozumieć bez uczenia się. Rosyjskiego niestety nie.

  • most elaborated, lol

    not sure about that, but no doubt it's most lisping parody on any other slavic language

  • You know them all so you're so sure ?

    Umiesz je wszystkie ze wypowiadasz sie z taka pewnoscia?

  • @KochamCiePolsko prawda? ya dumal cho ruski

  • @KochamCiePolsko Ja wiem!

    Uczę się polskiego przez około osiem miesięcy. Obecnie mam Polkom. Jesteśmy tylko mowie polskiej. Ja jestem Holender.

    Jest to piękny język! , Który daje wiele możliwości. To nie jest najłatwiejsza. Ale w około osiem miesięcy jestem w pełni niezależny w Polska.

  • @KochamCiePolsko~ haha!.... failed parody of Polish!.... thats a good one.

  • @KochamCiePolsko

    To jest bardzo nacjonalistyczna wypowiedź i nie będzie dobrze świadczyć o polakach. Ja np. nie pomyślałabym dobrze o osobie która mówi nasz język jest cudowny a inne języki brzmią jak tanie podróbki naszego.

  • @maga164

    taka jest prawda

  • @maga164

    taka jest prawda i mam w nosie co tam inni o tym myślą :)

  • @KochamCiePolsko lol fucking idiot

  • @KochamCiePolsko Yes, English is also just a perverted form of Norvegian -))

    And French sounds to many as fake Rumanian.

    Каждый кулик хвалит своё болото.

  • @IvanKolosnik  english is classified as a 'germanic' language but we get our words and the root from our words from all over the place

  • @LarsTallica If you mean that most Slavonic languages have syncretic nature (Rusian absolutely does) than you're right.

  • @IvanKolosnik nothing in my statement mentioned nothing about the polish lang but only english but im sure your right.

  • @KochamCiePolsko

    Utter idiocy. Polish is a bizarre, nasal language that secretly wants to be French or Latin. Take examples like Russian, Ukrainian or Bulgarian on the other hand and, you see Slavic languages truly proud of themselves, which also don't sound like you have flu when you speak them. Polish is linguistically interesting, but doesn't sound so great, and the idea it is superior to Russian is laughable.

  • @Solkovsky Well these people in the video aren't even Polish so that's why they sound strange.

  • @Solkovsky I agree Russian is more unique and much ore rigorous than Polish.

  • @yaycookies14 you re retard,the're the same unigue,polish is considered to be the most elaborated slavic language,russian is unique bu not more than polish

  • @MrThorn88 I as a linguist should know what is what. And the most elaborated Slavic language is Czech. Polish is not. It is like French because of the Nasal Sounds. But in reality is Slavic. Now Russian we all know is one of the hardest languages out there. polish is not. It is well prepared. But in studies English speakers found Russian to be alot harder to learn than: Czech, Polish, and Slavic itself. Czech is the closest language to Slavic, anyone who speaks Czech can understand slavic.

  • @yaycookies14 you're completly wrong.I asked a few linguists and they said something totally different.The fact that russian is more hard to learn doesn't mean is more elaborated,in Russian the most difficult is pronunciation and diction .and as linguist you should know it!!!Polish grammmar is more elaborated and as language Polish and Russian are the most elaborated slavic languages but polish more.As for Czech you're wrong even more.I doubt if you had ever seen somkinda linguist hahaha

  • @MrThorn88 How dare you. I have not seen a linguist. I am linguist. Any linguist who actually studied languages (which is what they do) would completely agree. That if a language is very close to it's parent (in this case slavic) its is very well elaborated. Now out of all the langauges that is a slavic langauge Czech is extremely related to slavic. Anyone who speaks Czech can understand alot of things that is spoken from someone who sppeaks Slavic. Very similar languages. Which means Czech is

  • @yaycookies14 hahahah,all what you said is just not true,I know a few Czech people and they DO NOT understand polish,They understand Polish the same as we understand Czech and it's guite not so much as you say,it's not much at all:)so we use english,some words in our languages are bit similar but mean something completely different:)so you're just wrong:)revise your opinion because there's a need for it:)I don't want to offend you. I'm just sure you're wrong:)

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  • @yaycookies14 and one more thing,Czech is not related to slavic.IT IS one of slavic languages,we understand each'other as for bases but that's all:)

  • @KochamCiePolsko All languages are equal in expressive power. Ask any linguist. Polish simply has a lot of irregularities, which is why it's difficult to learn. И по моему, русский язык самый красивый.

  • @Procrastinatron3000 i spoke only spanish for 4 yrs.

    English is now my primary language.with Spanish and French as secondary languages.

    ***All Languages Do Not Have Equal Expressive Power!!!!

    There are differences in cultural values & needs that require the use of up to 15 words in one language to translate what can be communicated with one word in another language.