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  • im a turtle mother f#@$%& im turtle

    look at me mother f@*#%^& im a turtle

  • Turtle porn

  • im a turtle 8========>-----

  • i think i died and now am a zombie from all of the laughter. I think my mom's lung collapsed from all of her laughter XD i am crying from laughter. thank you tobuscus!

  • :3

    

  • This is every sexual encounter I have now a-days.

  • The female is like "wtf, will you effin hurry up, I have a schedule to maintain! Gosh you take effin forever!"

  • female turtle is like hurry up

  • turtles do NOT escape rule 34

  • lmao 

  • Wow my first thumbs down for Toby!!!

    God i hate my self right now!

  • @TheAnimalBerry and so does he. LOL, im just.., im just kidding. eh ehm, sorry about that.

  • *newer

  • It's funny that: the bewer toby's video's. The more they get cencored. I mean nowadays "noodle is his main "curse" word!"

  • that thing has a vagina in its mouth

  • Why did i add this to my favorites?

  • @ROOTYTOOY in my opinion, yes

  • wtfffffffffff ! ! ! ! thay are haveing butt sex

  • Lmaooooo

  • oh crap im in the weird part of youtube again

  • is it wrong to pop a boner at this video

  • ive had those days

  • This would be funny...if i were prepubescent.

  • wow where did u find this

  • I used to be a turtle, but I took a bullet to the head.

  • Lol, am i the only one that searched orgasm remix? xD

  • ...

  • wank to this

  • hahahaha :D

  • Thats a Win!! I Turtle Singing Win !! Roll The Next Clip Steven!!!

  • SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!! Female: Me no likey....

  • Lmao

  • OMFG LOLLLLL

  • Only you Toby, Only you.

  • whaddafack

  • ....wth

  • 0_0

  • The turtle has a sideways mouth inside its mouth

  • @epicnerd905 MOUTHCEPTION

  • only toby...

  • Wow.

  • The girl turtle is like "worst sex EVER!"

  • TURTLE PORN!?!? WHY!?!?

  • WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • Scarred for life

  • i showed this to my dad, he started cracking up then said he worries about me.... XD

  • 10 bucks 1 dum ass said is it wherd if I got a boner

  • @Choclateraine6 Is it weird if i got a boner

  • I love how the chick turtle is just like jeezuuuss hurry up... I moved my abortion fur dis...

  • oh my God that was so good! sooo hilarious, too

  • D: + :P = the face i had while watching this video.

  • Now i know what turtles sound like.

  • Turtles have the weirdest tongues.

  • **scarred for life**

  • It's getting hot up in here!

  • .....wtf do you do in your spare time 0__0

  • Turtles have sex? O_o I thought they were one of those animals where the female lays eggs and the male sperms directly onto them?

  • omg lol i used to look up turtle sex videos when i was younger, way back, Lmfao. Cause it was soo funny.

  • I'm so jealous of that turtle.

  • @l3a11er no one cares about your opinion go hate some where else

  • Female turtle is not impressed....wow he must have a small----

  • @Glameyes1 Doesn't matter had sex XD

  • @MakeiMusicVids HAHAHAHA 9GAGG

  • @isarah47 *High-Fives* ;D

  • Ummmm, what did I just watch?!?! O.o

  • WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

  • @celerystickz123 a remix of a turtle having an awsome orgasm

  • Mom it's not what you think it is. Or is it? Maybe you are lying to your... GO UP TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN HERE TODAY!!! yes mommy! *Mom goes to laptop* Ohh, what ish this? lol

  • WTF!?

  • so turtals CAN have orgasms???

  • it's giving it a back massage!

  • turtlehub

  • aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • 666,666 views.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • WTF lol :s

  • i couldnt quit watching that thing inside its mouth that kept opening up.

  • finnaly .... turtle porn

  • @MultiVietMinh The long search is over, now for microwave porn

  • that is wrong on so many levels lol

  • Phahahaha wtf man XD

  • wtf is this

  • Thumbs up if you seen this on Redicoulessness just not remixed

  • AWESOME! Another video to add to my turtle porn collection!

  • I hate when little kids get curious and come and make everything boring and awkard

  • I was watching this when the three little kids that my mom babysits started watching. They're all in between 2-5 years old... Awkward.

  • What the heck did i just watched?

  • Look at da turtles tounge

  • Wait how did I get to animal porn again....?

  • i find this difficult to masturbate to...difficult but not impossible.

  • toby, i like u better when ur innapropriate.

  • LOL WTF LL

  • i found this hard to masturbate too.

  • is it just me or does the bit inside the turtles mouth look like a bellend

  • Lol awesome

  • If this were on DVD it'd probably be a three disc set.

  • ......Ahhggggg TOBY!!!!

  • Is it bad if this turns my on?

  • i dont think turtles have sex

  • Omgomgomgomgomgomg only watched 4seconds.... TO LONG.... Scarred.... Forever... I want my innocence back!

  • this is like porn for turtles :DD

  • aaaaaaaaah! *covers eyes* TOBY!

  • lmfao thats funny as uck :D

  • good lord! D: lol

  • Tortoise, not a Turtle...

  • I remember I watched this in the library in my school and all the kids couldnt focus on their work lmao

  • why did i... favorit this?

  • Is it wrong tht I pleased myself watching this?and also started sweating and made my finger hurt? Lol jk or not? - 3-

  • erm what the hell did i just watch

  • GOOD LORD TOBY!!!

  • LOOOOOL AHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA

  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

  • he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS

  • Really? It's a turtle sighing in horny extacy.. and his throat looks like a vigina. Really?

  • Words can't describe how awkward and disturbing viewing this video is... lol

  • @slbdevil agreed

  • godora haveing sex

  • that turtle on the bottom is like do your worst ill never open up ha ha get it open up,,,, shell

  • This was the first Tobuscus video I had ever watched... :'3

  • jajajja esta alpedo

  • I LIEK TURTLES :D

  • Thats a tortoise!

  • he gobbles it down his throught and likes it

  • this makes me think... can i do more than subscribe and like every video of his? thumbs up if you think this too

  • why im i wathcing this?!??????

  • hi there evrey one a about this video it is the funiest remix ever seen till now

  • what the hell? thats the only thing i thought during this video XD

  • Press 9 really fast it looks like the turtle is singing!!!!!

  • mooiboy

  • why does it look like the turtle has two hands and is clapping

  • This is Toby and Justine.

  • I lold so hard, hahaha cant stop :'D

  • Press 8 quickly

  • lol that looks like a vagina inside the turtles mouth 

  • @minussix06 i dont :)

  • that thing in his tongue is nayasty

  • @thenormalpeopleshow We have them in our throats :) 

  • Mom walks in.

    "It's not what it looks like!"

  • @PiranhaPlaza Fuck, umm mom no, nonononono!!!!

  • @PiranhaPlaza

    this actually happened to me -.- but with my older sister...

  • Love how much fun he's having versus the girl turtle...just like most marriages lol

  • The creativity behind this video is astounding. Only a genius could have thought to ad a self aggrandizing banner at the start of the video, then add a music track to the rest of it. AMAZING.

  • I misread the title as "Toby has an awesome orgasm remix" lol

  • That turtle is a secksual preditor lol

  • I saw this a little more than a year ago when I didn't know who you were, and then I discovered you a few months ago and I'm like "Wow"

  • now there is a remix of everything

  • Lol wow Toby. How mature of you. ;P

  • Why make a freaky 'remix' of an extraordinary observation of "The voice of the turtle is heard upon the land . . . " ?

  • Fucking turtle

  • Why did i watch this? Oh yeah, cause Toby made it. Damn you Toby..

  • dafaq?

  • Man that thing in its mouth looks like a vagina man LOL XD

  • ah I laughed so hard, when I saw the 2nd just chillin there

  • That is the single most wrongly adorable thing I have ever seen!

  • lol i cant tell if they're haveing buttsex or vaginal

  • AAAWWWW YYYEEEEAAAAH

  • Wow, they sound like they are having fun.

  • what the heck

  • this is so damn ridiculous it is not even funny

  • Fuck you iPod -:( made me hit flag instead of comment

    Anyway I was about to say nagaoka throat

  • hahahhhahaha :P

  • wtf? this is funny but stupid :P

  • I like turtles!

  • is it wrong if this video gave me a boner?

  • @BWBlackwing yes, yes it is.

  • @BWBlackwing .. Yes. Very.

  • @BWBlackwing I found this easy to masturbate to.

  • lol thinking about it if human sex was like that

  • I love how the lady turtle is bored. But the dude turtle's esaphogus creeps me out.

  • I wonder what kind of sick fuckomaniac is getting himself off to this. O_O internet is full of strange creatures. O_O

  • Dun Dun, Duh Na Duh Na *AHHHH*

  • Infernal Affairs. Rule broken.

  • O.o creepy nuff said

  • LMFAO.

    

  • But... they are Tortoises...Right?

  • Aww that was cute. The turtles little

    Orgasm face

  • who ever recorded this is a prev

  • i feel violated somehow..

  • your messed up in the head bro.

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