i think i died and now am a zombie from all of the laughter. I think my mom's lung collapsed from all of her laughter XD i am crying from laughter. thank you tobuscus!
Mom it's not what you think it is. Or is it? Maybe you are lying to your... GO UP TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN HERE TODAY!!! yes mommy! *Mom goes to laptop* Ohh, what ish this? lol
The creativity behind this video is astounding. Only a genius could have thought to ad a self aggrandizing banner at the start of the video, then add a music track to the rest of it. AMAZING.
im a turtle mother f#@$%& im turtle
look at me mother f@*#%^& im a turtle
harrisonlsk13 2 days ago
Turtle porn
MegaRainbowRain 3 days ago
im a turtle 8========>-----
randomguy520 6 days ago
i think i died and now am a zombie from all of the laughter. I think my mom's lung collapsed from all of her laughter XD i am crying from laughter. thank you tobuscus!
TheTechnicolor935 1 week ago
:3
NellaMarii 1 week ago
This is every sexual encounter I have now a-days.
lithuanian12 1 week ago
The female is like "wtf, will you effin hurry up, I have a schedule to maintain! Gosh you take effin forever!"
lycialynn101 1 week ago
female turtle is like hurry up
bordomassassin 2 weeks ago
turtles do NOT escape rule 34
zach10168 2 weeks ago
lmao
sortiz56 2 weeks ago
Wow my first thumbs down for Toby!!!
God i hate my self right now!
TheAnimalBerry 3 weeks ago
@TheAnimalBerry and so does he. LOL, im just.., im just kidding. eh ehm, sorry about that.
l00keel00kee17 2 weeks ago
*newer
Hailmehard2 3 weeks ago
It's funny that: the bewer toby's video's. The more they get cencored. I mean nowadays "noodle is his main "curse" word!"
Hailmehard2 3 weeks ago
that thing has a vagina in its mouth
nick199009 3 weeks ago
Why did i add this to my favorites?
bentrinick 3 weeks ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
@ROOTYTOOY in my opinion, yes
TheBeast6739 1 month ago
wtfffffffffff ! ! ! ! thay are haveing butt sex
RandomLazars01 1 month ago
Lmaooooo
MrBoogyman1988 1 month ago
oh crap im in the weird part of youtube again
magmaman41 1 month ago 2
is it wrong to pop a boner at this video
ROOTYTOOY 1 month ago
ive had those days
davidbrooks20092009 1 month ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
This would be funny...if i were prepubescent.
FaLLeNxSCoP3z 1 month ago
wow where did u find this
MrKeegan299 1 month ago
I used to be a turtle, but I took a bullet to the head.
NYtassu 1 month ago
Lol, am i the only one that searched orgasm remix? xD
TheOriginalAliasAce 1 month ago
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TiaPisani 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
iwank tthis
cjjoss 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i wank to this
cjjoss 1 month ago
wank to this
cjjoss 1 month ago
hahahaha :D
zeilothmaster96 1 month ago
Thats a Win!! I Turtle Singing Win !! Roll The Next Clip Steven!!!
SelKatarina 1 month ago
SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!!! Female: Me no likey....
LunaShadowWolf13 1 month ago
Lmao
Dfly3st 1 month ago
OMFG LOLLLLL
TsundereOjou 1 month ago
Only you Toby, Only you.
etfreakazoid 1 month ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
whaddafack
gtafan110010 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van Tobuscus
....wth
RandomBananaSalad 1 month ago
0_0
Roomynastyybba 2 months ago
The turtle has a sideways mouth inside its mouth
epicnerd905 2 months ago
@epicnerd905 MOUTHCEPTION
jcmaddox01 1 month ago
only toby...
TinyDinoTV 2 months ago
Wow.
SomeRandomDudez101 2 months ago
The girl turtle is like "worst sex EVER!"
lionkinglover2662 2 months ago
TURTLE PORN!?!? WHY!?!?
zekeadreen 2 months ago
WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
claylessnomore 2 months ago
Scarred for life
TheSportychick17 2 months ago
i showed this to my dad, he started cracking up then said he worries about me.... XD
Msrandomchick666 2 months ago 6
10 bucks 1 dum ass said is it wherd if I got a boner
Choclateraine6 2 months ago
@Choclateraine6 Is it weird if i got a boner
nicoli669 2 months ago
I love how the chick turtle is just like jeezuuuss hurry up... I moved my abortion fur dis...
1MrCheezy 2 months ago
oh my God that was so good! sooo hilarious, too
frexspar76 2 months ago
D: + :P = the face i had while watching this video.
Winkay1129 2 months ago
Now i know what turtles sound like.
EpicVAwesome 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus 4
Turtles have the weirdest tongues.
jilijub 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus 4
**scarred for life**
MegaZackdude 2 months ago 7
It's getting hot up in here!
JLN912 3 months ago
.....wtf do you do in your spare time 0__0
Angel321444 3 months ago 3
Turtles have sex? O_o I thought they were one of those animals where the female lays eggs and the male sperms directly onto them?
Tactual 3 months ago 4
omg lol i used to look up turtle sex videos when i was younger, way back, Lmfao. Cause it was soo funny.
GothicLoser411 3 months ago 2
I'm so jealous of that turtle.
TheAmazingZachRE 3 months ago
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This version is fucking shit..
l3a11er 3 months ago
@l3a11er no one cares about your opinion go hate some where else
terminateratwill 3 months ago
Female turtle is not impressed....wow he must have a small----
Glameyes1 3 months ago in playlist tobyturner 47
@Glameyes1 Doesn't matter had sex XD
MakeiMusicVids 2 weeks ago 2
@MakeiMusicVids HAHAHAHA 9GAGG
isarah47 1 week ago
@isarah47 *High-Fives* ;D
MakeiMusicVids 1 week ago
Ummmm, what did I just watch?!?! O.o
deadviolet103 3 months ago
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
celerystickz123 3 months ago
@celerystickz123 a remix of a turtle having an awsome orgasm
terminateratwill 3 months ago
Mom it's not what you think it is. Or is it? Maybe you are lying to your... GO UP TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN HERE TODAY!!! yes mommy! *Mom goes to laptop* Ohh, what ish this? lol
1Meshy 3 months ago
WTF!?
MultiPerson7 3 months ago
so turtals CAN have orgasms???
0b1wanken0bi 3 months ago
it's giving it a back massage!
matthausize 3 months ago 3
turtlehub
TheBiAtheist 3 months ago 85
aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TLOGHADES 3 months ago
666,666 views.
Milomia9 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
petrovaxo 4 months ago
WTF lol :s
Tomwolf22 4 months ago
i couldnt quit watching that thing inside its mouth that kept opening up.
xblusidexx 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Tobuscus 2
finnaly .... turtle porn
MultiVietMinh 4 months ago 4
@MultiVietMinh The long search is over, now for microwave porn
PiranhaPlaza 4 months ago
that is wrong on so many levels lol
MizAngelwingz 4 months ago
Phahahaha wtf man XD
crazypoopity 4 months ago
wtf is this
FeralXemnas69 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you seen this on Redicoulessness just not remixed
ChromeMaxim 4 months ago
AWESOME! Another video to add to my turtle porn collection!
MasonImaginesReznov 4 months ago
I hate when little kids get curious and come and make everything boring and awkard
alarik95 4 months ago
I was watching this when the three little kids that my mom babysits started watching. They're all in between 2-5 years old... Awkward.
TheOriginalKnight 5 months ago
What the heck did i just watched?
ImMaxie 5 months ago
Look at da turtles tounge
mjgonzalez11 5 months ago
Wait how did I get to animal porn again....?
Msredmasterpiece 5 months ago 4
i find this difficult to masturbate to...difficult but not impossible.
CAPTAINADHD69 5 months ago 5
toby, i like u better when ur innapropriate.
MochaholicPuppy 5 months ago
LOL WTF LL
zoogore1 5 months ago
i found this hard to masturbate too.
berryboy2006 5 months ago
is it just me or does the bit inside the turtles mouth look like a bellend
CodTopWeeklyPlays 5 months ago
Lol awesome
Kirbyallstars101 5 months ago
If this were on DVD it'd probably be a three disc set.
robbyisftd 5 months ago
......Ahhggggg TOBY!!!!
Ebilpixie 5 months ago
Is it bad if this turns my on?
MrGerbilking22 5 months ago
i dont think turtles have sex
MaTTheW7692 5 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
Omgomgomgomgomgomg only watched 4seconds.... TO LONG.... Scarred.... Forever... I want my innocence back!
NerdyHomosapian 5 months ago
this is like porn for turtles :DD
zygis18 5 months ago
aaaaaaaaah! *covers eyes* TOBY!
rosietao15 5 months ago 4
lmfao thats funny as uck :D
stony1231 5 months ago
good lord! D: lol
guitarherolegend55 5 months ago
Tortoise, not a Turtle...
SOKKAnSUKI 6 months ago
I remember I watched this in the library in my school and all the kids couldnt focus on their work lmao
DunkableDave 6 months ago 116
This has been flagged as spam show
video camera.....$200 finding two turtles........3 hours watching a turtle porno........$2.95
lol
MatrixFire451 6 months ago
why did i... favorit this?
dafreakto 6 months ago
Is it wrong tht I pleased myself watching this?and also started sweating and made my finger hurt? Lol jk or not? - 3-
usernameohmygosh 6 months ago
erm what the hell did i just watch
DanW545 6 months ago in playlist TOBUSCUS!
GOOD LORD TOBY!!!
InstantStones99 6 months ago
LOOOOOL AHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
k0k0black 6 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
casadoalfredo 6 months ago
he JIZZED IN HIS PANTS
kdawg256 6 months ago
Really? It's a turtle sighing in horny extacy.. and his throat looks like a vigina. Really?
NatureT77 6 months ago 2
Words can't describe how awkward and disturbing viewing this video is... lol
slbdevil 6 months ago 5
@slbdevil agreed
Jon0fAllTrades 6 months ago
godora haveing sex
MultiVietMinh 6 months ago
that turtle on the bottom is like do your worst ill never open up ha ha get it open up,,,, shell
bunratha14 6 months ago
This was the first Tobuscus video I had ever watched... :'3
xLuxa 6 months ago
jajajja esta alpedo
007trak 6 months ago
I LIEK TURTLES :D
shadowdemons117 6 months ago 2
Thats a tortoise!
Nativedwarf 6 months ago
he gobbles it down his throught and likes it
johnny6917 6 months ago
this makes me think... can i do more than subscribe and like every video of his? thumbs up if you think this too
oakleylj 6 months ago
why im i wathcing this?!??????
charlloss123 6 months ago 4
hi there evrey one a about this video it is the funiest remix ever seen till now
detrolfire 6 months ago
what the hell? thats the only thing i thought during this video XD
nightflower099 7 months ago
Press 9 really fast it looks like the turtle is singing!!!!!
Bungielover1 7 months ago
mooiboy
xSuckingGuitar 7 months ago
why does it look like the turtle has two hands and is clapping
chewnastor 7 months ago
This is Toby and Justine.
MrTrollGrandpa 7 months ago
I lold so hard, hahaha cant stop :'D
ImCristel 7 months ago
Press 8 quickly
JamieAndLTTB 7 months ago
lol that looks like a vagina inside the turtles mouth
f1ctgt2 7 months ago 3
@minussix06 i dont :)
EchoToonz 7 months ago
that thing in his tongue is nayasty
thenormalpeopleshow 7 months ago
@thenormalpeopleshow We have them in our throats :)
spongenote 7 months ago
Mom walks in.
"It's not what it looks like!"
PiranhaPlaza 7 months ago 153
@PiranhaPlaza Fuck, umm mom no, nonononono!!!!
quiksilver1155 4 months ago
@PiranhaPlaza
this actually happened to me -.- but with my older sister...
buffy5295 3 months ago 2
Love how much fun he's having versus the girl turtle...just like most marriages lol
paulsgirl27 7 months ago
The creativity behind this video is astounding. Only a genius could have thought to ad a self aggrandizing banner at the start of the video, then add a music track to the rest of it. AMAZING.
tightlypackedcoil 7 months ago 3
I misread the title as "Toby has an awesome orgasm remix" lol
MrBebopChamploo 7 months ago 3
That turtle is a secksual preditor lol
Cheezitman913 7 months ago
I saw this a little more than a year ago when I didn't know who you were, and then I discovered you a few months ago and I'm like "Wow"
codeman0030 7 months ago
now there is a remix of everything
FCQ92 7 months ago
Lol wow Toby. How mature of you. ;P
RedheadedHeather 7 months ago
Why make a freaky 'remix' of an extraordinary observation of "The voice of the turtle is heard upon the land . . . " ?
micarmean 7 months ago
Fucking turtle
fili380 7 months ago
Why did i watch this? Oh yeah, cause Toby made it. Damn you Toby..
TheCheese909 8 months ago 2
dafaq?
xoxheartsloverxox 8 months ago
Man that thing in its mouth looks like a vagina man LOL XD
Rudeboy0108 8 months ago
ah I laughed so hard, when I saw the 2nd just chillin there
mastercheif11141 8 months ago
That is the single most wrongly adorable thing I have ever seen!
DylanForster92 8 months ago
lol i cant tell if they're haveing buttsex or vaginal
VidGamMasta 8 months ago
AAAWWWW YYYEEEEAAAAH
bradalfk 8 months ago
Wow, they sound like they are having fun.
thewiiman789 8 months ago
what the heck
TheTHEkaj 8 months ago
this is so damn ridiculous it is not even funny
b45100 8 months ago
Fuck you iPod -:( made me hit flag instead of comment
Anyway I was about to say nagaoka throat
xXSPARTAN8Xx 8 months ago
hahahhhahaha :P
shaebabe93 8 months ago
wtf? this is funny but stupid :P
rappinLogan 8 months ago
I like turtles!
skylinefootball 8 months ago
is it wrong if this video gave me a boner?
BWBlackwing 8 months ago 2
@BWBlackwing yes, yes it is.
6Sarahboo9 8 months ago
@BWBlackwing .. Yes. Very.
mysticana900 8 months ago
@BWBlackwing I found this easy to masturbate to.
Eckull 8 months ago
lol thinking about it if human sex was like that
MrSerpentseyes 8 months ago
I love how the lady turtle is bored. But the dude turtle's esaphogus creeps me out.
jykell117 8 months ago 3
I wonder what kind of sick fuckomaniac is getting himself off to this. O_O internet is full of strange creatures. O_O
SuperNumber19 8 months ago
Dun Dun, Duh Na Duh Na *AHHHH*
Soberlateral 8 months ago
Infernal Affairs. Rule broken.
holyshiznicks 8 months ago
O.o creepy nuff said
fireseal11 8 months ago
LMFAO.
rlfps 8 months ago
But... they are Tortoises...Right?
batwoman012 8 months ago
Aww that was cute. The turtles little
Orgasm face
hippiekcp 8 months ago
who ever recorded this is a prev
THEelephant2000 8 months ago
i feel violated somehow..
Sutten 8 months ago
your messed up in the head bro.
TheLonghorn2609 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Luxorasdasd 8 months ago