Never Mind The Buzzcocks S22E02 (Part 2)

[IrritationCharles]

Actually Phil was wrong. You find red squirrels in places in Scotland, like the black isle.

[JiMiStiX]

@IrritationCharles I was gonna say this too :P I have them in my back garden up in Aberdeenshire.

[IrritationCharles]

@JiMiStiX Cool :) I live on the Black Isle above Inverness ;D

[JiMiStiX]

@IrritationCharles Awesome! I love it up there :) got relatives near you. I live in Braemar in Aberdeenshire :D

[psycodollkiller666]

Things I've learned in this episode:

1) There is no God.

2) Don't accept cocks from strangers

Good advice...

[TheGirlInTheGasMask]

"Are you the boyfriend? NO! HE WAS MERYL STREEP!"

[PollyBreedDumb]

If Noel was told to do a coldplay song, he was just take a shit on the desk.

[intotheblack20]

HEY! YOU SAID IT.

[hollypopfobsessed]

Oh Matt. He's effing crazy live. Wonderful frontman.

[Lylodile]

@hollypopfobsessed He is indeed

[MyPs3gamer]

175,000 viewer 

[MyPs3gamer]

that girl: i was born in 1989

Stephen fry: Christ

[MrMikedrums]

worst... intros round... ever...

[hifromneptune]

"Is there any chance you would consider adopting some or all of us?"

[snipingjonny0106]

frankie sandford... yum!

[someonecalleddean]

would of loved to have seen Stephen Fry and Donny Tourette on the same episode...

[LPnRockmusic]

"didlee doo doo dooo, didlee doo doo doo! Woah! *fuck it! Get off table*

[SilverSwan16]

STEPHENNNNN

[IPD07]

"not to accept cocks from strangers"

best mistake ever

[LeDoll]

That girl is possibly the dimmest girl in the UK..

[ImperialGeorge]

@LeDoll

Very cute, though.

[Gruntus]

@LeDoll oh there's waaaay worse out there :P

[cinnamonfest]

@LeDoll Haha dim but delightful. "The real tragedy is, it's not her fault!"

[therealcharlie5mith]

"hey! you said it!" soooo funny! gotta love him

[therealcharlie5mith]

blonde guy is so weird... @ 2:56

[therealcharlie5mith]

dominic is totally checking her out!!!

[sstelmaschuk]

As much as I adore Fry & Amstell, Jupitus stole this episode with his one-liners... No, he was Meryl Streep gets me every time...

[misszotee]

PLEASE ADPOT ME STEPHEN FRY

[cryosabrexXx]

@misszotee adpot

[misszotee]

@cryosabrexXx lol. oh yeah , thats the effect that too much pot has on u

[cryosabrexXx]

@misszotee don't think there is any chance of adoption for you then :(

[misszotee]

@cryosabrexXx Stephen Fry did drugs 

[cryosabrexXx]

@misszotee yet he isn't illiterate...funny, that

[misszotee]

@cryosabrexXx i guess ... but just because you do or did drugs doesn't mean ur stupid

[cryosabrexXx]

@misszotee just in your case

[misszotee]

@cryosabrexXx im not stupid :( and i'm not on illegal drugs ... yet

[cryosabrexXx]

@misszotee how contradictory

[misszotee]

@cryosabrexXx im not stupid i got a b in my maths test today :) and i'm in gifted and talented for science so :p and as for english .. i have no achievements ..... u can see from my spelling

[cheekyxtach]

C'MON DUMBLEDORE, SING IT!

[waitingformypopcorn]

I love how crazy Matt is. He's not trying to fit in with the British humor but just being himself. I think that's the best way to be.

[jballot1]

@waitingformypopcorn

he is high you idiot

[waitingformypopcorn]

@jballot1 that doesn't change a person's personality, unfortunately; like no matter how much you smoke you'll still be rude.

[lnfreeman]

"I was twelve...were"

what the fuck? that is sooo sad. I'm hoping she was just nervous cause stephen was there

[isadorastrokes]

@lnfreeman And later with the "favouritizing"! The correction to were was even worse though, seeing as she honestly thought "I was twelve", a.k.a. one of the most basic sentences in the English language, was incorrect in the first place.

[celebipaper]

I'd get high with Matt Schultz anyday.

[highgirlstar2000]

"What year were you born?"

"1989."

"CHRIST."

"I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU ANYMORE."

I love both Matt and Stephen to pieces ugh.

[LissyDu]

I really want stephen fry to adopt me

[xgoldlion07x]

ERY-WON SHUZZ-UP -Matt

[ifreakinglovemusic29]

matt schulz is the best. Just watch him when shiny happy people plays

[JazzmanTheMusicman]

I like how Frankie says was 12, correct grammar, then corrects herself to were for some reason.

[101jessymessy]

your favouritizing....WHAT!!! oh dear....love stephen fry on this btw huge fry fan <3 you stephen

[JankeyL]

Simon Amstel the angry leprechaun.

[celtickiwi11]

laughing so hard at stephen fry doing the intros... love him to bits... gives anything a go

[Swedernish]

Matthew is so high ;D

[IWantLumpia]

Stephen Fry is one of the few people who can make not accepting cocks from strangers and akon sound classy and still be hilarious. Plus he got Simon to participate. A few of the reasons why he is a national treasure.

[Fenrisaconite]

I want to see a road movie comedy starring Stephen Fry and Matt Shultz x_x

[elrynx2]

Josie's accent is reminiscent of Bjork's.

[kawaiichico]

god that guy is fucking higher that the sun >_>

[imwithstoopid1]

the ferocity with which I love stephen fry just goes beyond...<3

[jsabbath01]

naaaw stephen doing the intros bless him he looks so awkward!

[penisfuckeye]

Can I just say that Matthew Shultz looks like the child of Andy Warhol and Kurt Cobain.

[me4901]

"If you get any of these, you really should be burnt as a witch, because there is no possible way" Best intros round line ever!

[MotherTeresa456]

@OtakuGamerDattebayo He actually did have an addiction to methadone but thats all in the past,

I love Matt even though he is a bit jumpy x

[Nickmanq]

Cage are so awesome live. Saw them at HMV forum, craziest set ever!

[AngryChamois]

Watching Stephen Fry on Never Mind the Buzzcocks is like finding out Patrick Stewart does dirtracing or Christopher Lee sings in a power metal band.

Did all of Britain just go mental when I wasn't looking?

[1Superchops]

@AngryChamois

We've been mental for a while.

[JiMiStiX]

@AngryChamois Christopher Lee in a power metal band sounds like the greatest thing ever.

[roseatvirginia]

the weird thing is that even though whats his name blond guy is standing on a table he is not that much taller than stephen!

[xxxGOLDENGALxxx]

@elsiee94 no I find cute vulnerable nerdy guys INCREDIBLY sexy. Also rockers/goths. So between fielding and Amstell, NMTB is perfect. Also it's frigging hilarious!!!

[Xxsawah1471xX]

phil dancing in the intros reminded me of dr evil

[PsychoProductions369]

1989...IM NOT LOOKING AT YOU ANYMORE.....DOMINIC IS STILL LOOKING

xDD

[elsiee94]

Stephen Fry is simply adorable! "Did you recognise it dear?" Who speaks like that anymore?! It's wonderful!

[TheFactorygirl28]

@elsiee94 Pure elegance.

[frenchhyy]

@TheFactorygirl28 How? O.o

[elsiee94]

Is it weird that I find Simon really really sexy in a weird nerdy sort of way?

[1Superchops]

He's got song titles in this head, but has he got sex in his mouth?

[Djezmin8]

No, he was Meryl Streep! Haha :)

[evanaliaross]

That sounded nothing like Viva La Vida lmao

[AnnaKmid]

Matt Schultz is how I would imagine Russell Howard to be when on drugs

[elsiee94]

@AnnaKmid That would indeed be quite a feat!

[Bioniclejab]

Simon trying to impress Stephen <3 AHHHH

[89fartman]

PHIL NEVER FORGETS!!!

[lesterclaypool1]

Stephen's "Christ" when Frankie gave her birth year lol.

[GryffinPhwoar]

"Late night pudding."

Pahaha.

[whitedunks]

@FungusMossGnosis Aw why?

[carhartmann]

6:39 hahaha i love that bit "HOLD ON! HOLD! everybody shutup"

[Tarzipan58]

if they swapped dominic for tim minchin this would be a perfect episode

[Tarzipan58]

@jettison27 no he's just always energetic, usually when he sings, he's all jittery and slightly crazy looking. thats just him

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

I think I may have just fallen in love with Josie. Making Simon Amstell dance around on a table whilst humming shiny happy people? Fucking brilliant.

[HeyHumourMe]

I love seeing Stephen Fry crack up at 6:10-6:14

[jettison27]

That blond kid is a bit of an annoying twat.

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

@jettison27

LOL he's on coke XD

[OtakuGamerDattebayo]

@xXgorillazboosh11Xx Matt Schultz? Coke? Really? He's hyperactive, he's not a druggie! x.x

[xXgorillazboosh11Xx]

@OtakuGamerDattebayo

Haha ima just guessin :D

[Twonkx]

stephen fry has always been so embarassed about his singing it's adorable

[cazmaestro]

When Schultz was like 'WAIT WAIT' and the fast part to the REM song kicked in I burst out laughing

[aylajean27]

"I think we all thought it would last forever."

[zumekomawari]

Don't accept cocks from strangers, kiddies!

[mackeymkay]

@zumekomawari When accepting cocks, I've found it's always best to go with a trusted friend; or better yet, a close family member.

[zumekomawari]

@mackeymkay Or Santa.

[SiindaaayBayBay]

matt schultz is so great

[goibee]

Stephen would have made a great Dumbledore

[theoutlaw51]

They should show future guests this video to demonstrate how NOT to cover up using cocaine before filming. Unless Matt happens to just be really, really hyperactive and has a permanent nose itch.

[Hobzicle]

@theoutlaw51 oh yeh lol

[icyclaw123]

NO! HE WAS MERYL STREEP!

[Jibbx]

COME ON DUMBLEDORE SING IT!!!!!!!!!

[brownteal21]

I'm an American and I'm afraid that Matt Schultz (a fellow American) is totally unaware of what it means to be sitting next to the national treasure that is Stephen fucking Fry.

But it might have something to do with the fact that he's as high as a kite.

[Jay4P]

@brownteal21 Nah Matt Schultz just a pretty chilled guy.

[Welshy170]

@brownteal21 Or he is just completely insane lol.

[xgoldlion07x]

@brownteal21 I'm American too and this is an amazing response! 

[timminchinfan1996]

Matt Schultz is hilarious :D

[dresdenzombies]

Matt Schultz reminds me oddly of Russell Howard for some reason... might be the floppy hair. :/

[jimjams91]

@dresdenzombies

Matt Schultz is FUNNY....

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

Stephen... <3

[nommycloggs18]

One of the only people I'm NOT going to accept road safety advice from it is Willy Weasel. He was ALWAYS being run over or hit by things because he never asked for his Mummy to come with him.

[mightymellow01]

how could you possibly construe his actions as trying to be more clever than stephen fry....

[PardonMyEnthusiasm]

Frankie Sandford may be hot but she's as thick as pig shit.

[molloose]

@PardonMyEnthusiasm Ur right she is so damned stupid. She doesn't get any of the jokes, takes two attempts to recognise dominic and forgets her own song lyrics!

[evie2009nichols]

Love Frankie "you totally favouritising" haha lool

[xxmcrroxmisoxxx]

Matt Schultz (the American guy) disturbingly reminds me of a horrific unification of the Jedward twins... Stephen fry more than makes up for it though! =D

[PrinceOfPersia1996]

@xxmcrroxmisoxxx Shush... Matt Schultz is hilarious.

[rachdutra]

4 people envy how bright Stephen Fry is

[forkcandle]

Nothing I have ever seen in my life is more hilarious the watching Stephen Fry trying to imitate Coldplay, bless his sweet sweet heart! I love him so much!

[AlexB1001]

Matt Schultz is surprisingly hilarious

[bradscicluna1]

wow i think im in love with josie long

[lazychilean]

no he was meryl streep!

[visitplanetmike]

That Josie Long needs to shut the fuck up. SOOOO irritating. What a waste of a seat. Big fan of Frankie Sanford tho. Yummy.

[dupsup]

2.30 - best moment ever. Everyone's reaction especially Matt's WHAT was hilarious as well.

[ChocolatePingu]

Matt Schultz should be on Buzzcocks more.

[GlambertCriss]

Matt schultz is basically an american russel howard on shrooms :) 

[1MDCR]

love matt schultz

[CROMERCRABO1]

dum dum dum d dum dum dum dum. music from the gods

[MandibleMuge]

Matt Schultz and Stephen Fry and Simon Amstell on the same screen!

BEST THING EVEEEEERRRR

[neverforgottendream]

someone should tell frankie that you come to an age when being thick isnt cute.

[FinlayO]

Matt Schultz is almost as hilarious as Stephen Fry. This is such a brilliant episode. :D

[thommo9907]

What does Stephen Fry call Frankie at 8:13?

[jjammmees]

@thommo9907 He said did you recognize it dear, to Matt!

[stgodd]

I like how matt schultz feels like he needs to hide the fact he likes weed and has rejected god.

so funny.

[jaywoolsey]

cage the elephant guy is coked up, constant nose rubbing and fidgeting

[Benjammin2588]

josies so friggin adorable. :)

[Frequency95]

I love that Stephen Fry knows an REM song.

[Andyt234ify]

iii love how at one end of the spectrum theres stephen whose incredibly inteligent xD and then theres frankie........

[14bc]

Josie has THE most amazing skin. 

[winfriedSS]

Stephen Fry, musical genius

[CAYOMluver]

"I've learnt a lot of knowledge"

Oh bless her.

[Bootstrap193]

frankie might be dumb but fuck me is she gorgeous

[DHWOO]

*sigh* Did you recognise it dear? <3

[ngoun928]

Omg she is so dumb!!!!!!!

[brownteal21]

"I'm not looking at you anymore!"

[Marindo]

that was the worst rendition of Cold play... ever

[ajmf35029]

@Marindo nah, coldplay is the worst rendition of coldplay......ever

[jetfire851]

I'm reminded of another NMTB quote: "Simon, Stephen is a professional trivia show host. You won't win!"

[neonbrights]

"to be honest you should be burned as a witch" hahahahahaha

[tehlinebeginstoblur]

"I read that he was asked to produce his artist's pass, and he produced a bag of weed."

"HEY!!"

"What?!"

"YOU SAID IT!"

"You told the NME!"

ROFL I love the look on Simon's face. I'm glad people seem to like Matt Schultz here, it annoys me that many times they bring on Americans who just reinforce stereotypes, and I thought this would be the same (if he wasn't actually being rather funny, he'd be annoying, ne?) And he can clearly laugh at himself. <3 Stephen Fry so fucking much.

[Leniiee1]

'oh are you the boyfriend?' -_- 'NO HE WAS MERYL STREEP!"

[celinapaz1251]

oh my god mat <3

[gcalvanetten]

0:39 I love Stephen Fry's reaction to that. "Christ..."

[123drue]

matt must of been on some drugs

[Evie3701]

Matt is so cute <3

[freddie971]

"It's wasn't just road safety, it was not to accept cocks from stran.. er, sweets from strangers..." Stephen Fry <3

[ShanksDChopper]

My mum ran the local Tufty Club!

[bimaru12]

Josie is adorable.

[anglophile10]

Matt Schultz is like an over caffeinated Andy Warhol.