Drunk teacher

[Frostygirl5]

Hitler?

[567sinclair]

am i the only one who understands this

[Foseman]

This is exactly how I imagined Russian schools.

[MynameisElliott]

@Foseman Yeah, me too. Except I can't see any guards with AK-47s making sure that the students behave themselves...

[SuperKingxerxes]

What are they talking about?

[gerry7man555]

lol i understand russian and it's so funny

[mskittykat1101]

@gerry7man555 can you translate???

[lllRomall]

Isn't it ironic that he wrote "culture" on the board?

[Noobetron5001]

Of coarse its Russia

[StopDoctoringMarks]

The teacher is engaging the students and everyone is enjoying what they are doing.

That is the kind of educational environment is what we need in New York City where everyone can have the time of their life before flipping the burgers.

[MrBartSampson]

God, Russia is like the crazy drunk uncle of the world who just got a divorce, lost his house, and you're just praying he doesn't show up at the reunion U_U

[HushErthling]

In Soviet Russia, i don't give a shit

[joheegie]

In Sovjet Russia drinking is culture!

[swedensy]

I was in the second grade school like that. In Latvia. Such schools can be found outside cities.

They also respect eachother but not doing homework and giving good grade.

Now i see i have not learn a thing.. :(

[Criomorph]

hes seriosly hamered.

[Criomorph]

how is he not in jail hes drinking in class lol.

[ORBYJEPro]

@Criomorph It's Russia, Vodka is thier WATER!

[muamer326]

In soviet russia you learn nothing at all. Then econemy gets fucked by the western world.

[MykesterMachinima]

my russian friend that this is a school for the special ed kids, and this teacher is trying to connect with the students.

[hdoggydog]

He should throw the bottle at the Students.

[hdoggydog]

He's alright.

[unholyfilosofem]

Haha, before watching the video I thought "I bet it's in Russia" xD

[WorshipInTruth]

In Russia vodka comes out of the school waterfountains.

[superflymacv31]

america sucks

[xkolm49]

He is fuc*ed like that but then he comes home and solves Poincaré conjecture.

[FailedGambits]

Damn it, here in America our teachers suck.

[Mstr8Mindz]

Truly in my heart, I know there are less student/teacher scandals there. And higher grades in high school compared to America LOL

[McmullenEJ]

wow is this the kinda stuff european kids get to see in class?! wow

[DrEthre]

@McmullenEJ russia, europe = wat? p_p

[gustavschindler]

Gibts das Video auch mit deutschem Untertitel? :S

[palmapanfu]

Russian pride n native Siberian :) he so funny n I understand him

[Demadafaka997]

only in russia

[ilikebigbutts2295]

So glad I learned how to speak Russian ^.^

[EpiTone900]

i want his coat!

[luckluck60]

what the fuck is going on here,, can someone explain.?

[daniellos333]

that dude is so russian

[TheSvei]

so nice:)

[DonnaaPinciotti]

Mother Russia, I am dissapoint

[SouthEasternLoey]

In soviet Russia teacher drinks beer

[spencerbrettoni]

Russia, crazy motha fuckas

[BeepimajeepBeep]

in america we are stuck with liberal assholes for teachers.

[ctyuang]

1:43 "Would you please watching porno"... xD

[mmofreakwow]

this is in russian lol

I UNDERSTAND ALL

[zorino13]

i dont think it means "culture".. what that also may mean is "how to properly act/ behave"

[Steenmanification]

In Soviet Russia you teach the teacher

[nwoisnow]

@Steenmanification i was trying to think of one bravo sir

[CaptinBlondi]

@Steenmanification LMAO HELL YEA!!

[TheUltimateDown1]

@Steenmanification LOL if that is true,my classroom was made in russia.

[RobotMoon]

fkng russian,,,all da time high on vodka

[cutiecookie23]

lol it says "Culture" on the board. He doesnt look very cultured.

[CUTYFRUTY98]

this could happend only in Russia

[SniperMod90]

I don't want to see the director of this school...damn...

[TheYaro39]

knowing russian has benefited me for the first time, this is hilarious

[ddave21]

damn the best teacher ecer shit---------

[aaestheticss]

"DOBRO. "U."" 10/10

[SterlingGroovy]

Drunk teacher, i love it LMAO

[campbpar]

Look how he dominates that class. What a fucking pro.

[b0ondockz]

Holy shit, this guy is awesome.

[williamblair11]

I just came here to see how many 'In Soviet Russia' comments there were....Its getting really really old!!!!

[kattmarshmellow]

i wish this was in english :(

[Double0Panda]

Godammit, I was legitimately trying to learn about integrals, and then youtube recommended this to me.

Now I'm distracted for the rest of the night.

[ienjoyapples]

school in russia is fucking awsome

[MrKushsmoker21]

In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you

[brothachiken023]

the teacher is what we Croatians say is a "car"!!!

[icebalz]

sadam.. is that you? :O

[lukaszorlas]

he looks like sadam husein:)

[1TheDzprince1]

@lukaszorlas

he looks like your boyfriend not like sadam ......

[HayesBartlett]

@1TheDzprince1 AAWWWW SHIT!

[TheLordofNorwegians]

Im laughing like hell without understanding whats being said. =) Could the person who put this here make subtitles? Thank you =)

[sunNbass]

oh dear God please destroy Russia.

[oldfart387]

Nice to see Russia has worthless students too.

[WHHS2001]

He looks like somebody whos homeless lol

[megajoebro1]

what do you expect in Russia teachers practically drink vodka all day and it looks like ahobo walked into class and started writing on board

[AdviceMrGood]

It's Russia, what do you expect? LMAO

[legitleyepic]

Russians are so pale... i thought that guy and the student that was shown had face paint on.

[waiborx2]

lmfao so ironic... on the board written in "CULTURE"

[MrVayden]

Can someone PLEASE translate this?

[Shwayze024]

crazy russians

[RHaMMer341]

hahahahah. thats a large shot. and the bottle is almst empty..i like how he comes in all pissed and then bonds with his students. sortof.

[goldenwarrior900]

same in ukraine



[rocaizquierda]

This class was about hotels administration and today we are learning about the bar.

[MrBrokeface]

It is Russia....no offense im polish its like the same thing

[dikkezeug321]

wait a sec.. this is russia.. what's so special about a drunk teacher in russia?

[maumuzd]

If i just could know wtf are they saying

[2007littlepapi]

in soviet russia teachers are practically homeless.......o wait thats the same in NJ -.-

[drummaboy2346]

@2007littlepapi That's probably why Jersey Shore is fucking retarded

[fundles420]

That sounds like dimitri in the background.

[computerfis]

in sovjet russia vodka does your homework!

[jimmyshitbags]

only in russia...

[Jack11017]

somebody send this to RWJ !!!!!!!!!

[TheHornyGorrilaz]

i want a translation

[westy12345678910]

Only in Russia

[D4paradigm]

he was born for this video XD

[EpiOutOfTune]

What?! And he doesn't offer the rest of the class... What a douchebag of teacher.

[vodkaROULES]

HAHAHHAHAHA! his aniversery is exelent rreason to be drunk!

[shafle1]

in soviet russia vodka drinks you

[HExtab12]

meanwhile in russia

[VictoriaSobocki]

omg, sad..

[F25Xanatos]

When I see this I think of Nikolai in zombies saying: "Fuck, they're between me and my vodka!"

[XxJoker420xX]

why is every fucken video in russia gotta be so dark grey and depressing

[lenarnurutdinov]

He is not teacher) watchman)

[haimaref007]

if u guys wouldn't drink vodca so much u might have won the cold war

[hmdiaz1]

hes not drunk those r just retarded kids

[RedDaVincy]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... teachers are drunk.

[vinishdo]

@RedDaVincy In Soviet Russia, *everyone* is drunk. I feel sorry for the kids because their teacher is an example of who they'll be in 40 years.

[Olivesandsweets]

oh my god! ahahah and i thought teachers never carry anything interesting in their bags!

[sk8s4MCR]

edgar allan poe is unaware that a Russian Daniel Day Lewis impersonator stole some of his genetics

[gothofreako]

@Northgtabeast *expected my friend.looks like my good friend here is also in need of some serious education...it's a funny video..don't generalize it plz some of the best civil engineers in the world are russians including the world famous S.Timoshenko(departed) and E.P Popov...n btw i am not from russia but from india

[darlykappa]

Да ,водки!

[Albanez39]

Da, Vodka! 

[Aceproductions99]

Later this teacher recieved Russia's teacher of the year award.

[bigken510n420]

Is this russia ?

[Maxpow33r]

looks like a philosophy class

[567n1]

Well someone had a little bit too much vadca :3

[darkprincess4267]

@567n1 lol it's spelled Vodka XD

[papadartman]

Looks like a homeless guy walked in the class room and started to drink.

[superarmysoldier12]

@papadartman He looks like he was in the KGB or something.

[redneckvideogamer]

@papadartman lol Yeah, my first thought was, "that's not the teacher, that's some homeless guy."

[MultiBrados]

This is what low pay and labor disrespect causes.

[rad4life1]

5:28 alcohol abuse!!!

[rad4life1]

In soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you! hehehe

[lolurmoma]

@rad4life1 stfu with that aleady bitch fucking faggot, just watch the video u fucking peice of shit

[rad4life1]

@lolurmoma wtf? sounds like YOU need a drink, settle down

[mzrealm]

I almost thought he was going to write KY Jelly...

[umoeder0]

0:45 "vodka down!"

[Debtsify]

@umoeder0 ROFL XD

[GetSomeGringo]

this is Nikolai before zombies.. :D

[vickylane100]

how canyou tell if a russians drunk?

[MrSwiss313]

In Sowjet Russia, the bottle is your teacher.

[cheeched1]

someone should repost this with english subtitles

[sinfuledge]

2008 when this was filmed, They still use black Boards!?!?

[SofiaWikholm]

@sinfuledge who doesn't use blackboards?

[sinfuledge]

@SofiaWikholm I'm guessing everyone outside the United States. We use smart boards, or white boards.

[MyOneAndOnly]

@sinfuledge We still have black boards. Half the class rooms in my college have black boards and the other half have white boards.

[codemiesterbeats]

my hero... lol

[florimprofi]

lol i´mm from germany and the russi man say 2:08 halt die fresse jetzt this is on eng fuck the shut ip xDDD

[SuperWolf177]

i want to have a drunk teacher once :p



[panerabread97]

in russia" vodka drinks you" lol

[Xampleism]

russians are funny when they're drunk

[apetar2204]

Votka!

[MrBarbosa95]

Hitler?

[cesarbecerril2332]

FUCK IS HE SAYING!!!!!

[Meaningoflife69]

He would be a Russian

[RiiKBoSs]

SUBTITLES

[tonyherndon]

OHH BIG SURPRIZE ITS RUSSIA

[45loconder]

in russia you no do homework homework do you

[xxkornfanxx35]

this only help the russian steriotypes belivable lol

[llVIU]

his beard was controlling his mind...

[MatrixOfDynamism]

fake

[theskilledpotato]

@MatrixOfDynamism how?

[8jsimone]

lol. u russians are so scary

[TheC9rl]

i bet they are talking about the nice weather

[FunTime565]

I am very sorry but i dont speak pataluska...

[MrBarrowzscape]

he says that he has an important question then he writes culture! on the board

[ratatulsuprem1]

university professor?

[StopMotionMind]

0:20 ---What is your name? Shaddap ---What is y- STFU ---WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Vladimir Stipalin 0:29 ---Ooooh Stipalin? Holy fuck, I know you! Is impossible, you can't know me ---I know you; I saw you Yeah yeah, okay 1:17 ----Yo Stipalin, come on and pour some (liquor), the fuck are you drawing for? YOU! You're the one who should pour me some, blhrghplrghlpghjklp Rather not translate the rest, not that interesting

[rha101]

He drinks because it’s so cold in the room.

[Hydra773]

Russians? id expect them all to be drunker.

[TheQuab2]

im no scientist but i dont think he is speaking any known language

[OOZiTen]

in soviet russia the drunk is teacher

[kingtut8413]

good to know america not the only one on the BS..

[AngelOfHonor]

co za asy?

[DaAGenCY55]

Russians and their Vodka

[nevaonsafety]

of course it was russians

[wexordub]

At 1:21 - 1:23 he looks like Red from that 70's show saying: Boy I'll stick my foot up your ass!

[freejellybeans]

Only in Russia

[chxitout]

Meanwhile in Russia..

[freejellybeans]

In Soviet Russia. Beer teaches you!

[wardrobesaw100]

hahaha it's russia he probably just drank 7 gallons of vodka