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  • the only thing left to do is..laugh that shit off like a boss

  • a bouncers worse nightmare is a homeboy of mine 6'8 pure fuckin muscle and actually is a trained fighter not just someone that uses there size as a weapon ive seen him knock 3 bouncers out so far and i dont agree with shit like that but these dudes deserved it one of them grabbed his wife by the throat becouse they thought she was someone else he got his face rearanged for that one

  • WTF?

  • poor

  • watched it 3 times from .24secs...really made me chuckle...enjoyed that!!!

  • looks like he bounced his face off the floor.

  • such brave guys !

  • How hard is it to flip a video right side up?

  • a bouncer's worst nightmare

    is a guy trained to fight(martial arts/boxing/street fighting) and kill with his hands= like me

    let a motherfucka try choke chris out and watch me hit him with the HURT.

  • @chrisgrinhard Let me guess,you were an English major

  • @chrisgrinhard wot a willy you are. im 15 9, and can bench press 15 fat lesbions eating raw chicken. y would you describe your self on a keyboard to a comment box you wopstick

  • @chrisgrinhard That's amazing! I am 7'2", 400lbs and can beat a gorilla in a jungle fight (street fighting is for wimps) whilst eating house bricks and my dick is regeistered as a deadly weapon so I have to warn ladies before I have sex with them; that's how hard I am.

  • @Easyandy100 but,can you stop a .45 slug

  • @unclevito777 I catch 'em with my teeth and spit 'em back. That's how hard I am.

  • @Easyandy100 lol

  • Go figure, I can't get a job because i'm "too aggressive" But numbnuts keeps one for running away. Go Army!

  • like to see the people givin this guy a hard time like to see you run in dress shoes on polished floors im a bouncer i know this

  • at 28 seconds you can actually see the arrow hit his knee...

  • Bouncer didnt Bounce!!!

  • God Damnit! I searched 14 pages of comments only to forget the name of the guy who's comment I was looking to see. Fuck you Youtube and this video...Plus to the guy, who's name I also forgot, that said "most embarrassing moment of my career" in reference to Bouncing... You sad sad little man.

  • homegirl is weak with laughter....she was walkin in circles laughin at him!

  • Bouncers nightmare... An intelligence test ?

  • LOL FAT BOY!!!!!

  • @Mistercoolio1997... your an Idiot faggot!!!! GODxHATESxFAGS (psn)

  • Youtube viewers worst nightmare ?..........silent black and white cctv footage of absolutely fucking nothing.........thanks

  • @funkymcmunky exactly,waste of fkn electric

  • he tried to be superman

  • more like bouncer the fucking dog!

  • fat cunt

  • he didnt bounce!

  • on another note, jesus christ sucks. no one man was so dirty and lazy in recorded history

  • @mistercoolio1997 I just came here from another video where you left the same comment. You need a hobby. One that includes not being pathetic.

  • OLD CUNT!

  • what u retard ?

  • I thought the bouncer was getting shot at with him falling over and the flashing light at the top of the screen

  • @UnTaMeDIBzT Same here. We didnt have much to go off of did we?

  • LMAO when the bouncer trips

  • wtf is this

  • SHIT

  • bouncers worst nightmare was being the last fat bald guy to get to the happy meal buffet.

  • I got the nightmare bit, the old crone running about at the end, apart from that I'm frigged to any other scary bit. Na, just the crone.

  • LOL this is thursdays in chi !

  • He must have done that shit before because the big fat bastard and the other dude ran like hell when they saw him coming, like they knew he was going to take a dive. FAKE

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  • 28 secs the ladies look up at cctv............He falls.............He gets up and looks around and thinks....''I think I got away with that"

  • I think he tripped over on purpose because he didn't want to catch them.

  • i did laught after i saw the top comment

  • @801QSC I didn't laugh when I saw your comment.

  • @MaddenGamingHD GREAT NOW I HAVE TO LOOK FOR THE COMMENT

  • @MaddenGamingHD ani ddnt laugh when saw yours

  • This shit is lame!

  • I dont really understand what just happened in this video , why is this a bouncers nightmare?

  • SUPERMAN or SUPERFATFUK

  • What r u arguing bout?

  • WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SOOOOOOO TALL?!!

  • I wonder If he

    collects stamps

  • @maniapaul yes, yes he does

  • jesus

  • Thats what happens when you wear Sketchers Shape-Ups to work lol

  • nice dismount.....

  • AWW did a fat bully bouncer get a fright?

  • okay.. what happen here? i dont get it.

  • Dis nigga engaged in slapstick humor

  • Stupid fat cock sucking son of a fucking mother fucking bitch...good for nothing son of a rim-job.

  • @ConfucianScholar got issues a think!

  • Aw poor guy he looks like he's hurt. :(

  • i like the part where it was upside down

  • Was there banana skin or something?

  • did he think he could fly? lol SUPER BOUNCER TO THE RESCUEEEE

  • Ever have one of those days?

  • FUCK SALT!!!

  • nice audio 

  • What was da nightmare????

  • When a bouncer has a nightmare in his sleep - this is it. Tripping over in public. Absolutely terrifying.

  • he definitley didnt dislocate his kneecap and hide the pain

  • .... you could have shortened this to like, 10 secs

  • its ok its a special trick move to make them believe hes a clumsy bouncer

  • what the hells going on here?

  • That was me! I am only little and was just out of camera shot at the bottom. I gave him a good karate chop. He did not try and get past me again.  Little beer belly fat bouncer

  • That bouncer fell then was like fuck it, those quidos can do what they want.

  • I thought he got shot ...

    at first...

  • What just happened... ?

  • Geez how can you trip on a TicTac?

  • I always wondered what a bouncer's nightmare would be... and this isn't what I thought it would be.

  • OMG CHECK IF THE FLOORS OKAY :DD

  • @locoman7able lol hahhahaha

  • what is this the Aryan Nation Business Conference?

  • Newsflash: Bouncers don't wear ties.

  • lmao no one saw but us on the cam watching him!!!1 lol

  • nice nightmare

  • the light bulb exploded and they thought it was a gunshot

  • Goes to show how critical sound is.....what..the FUCK is going on here?

  • This is one of the most random videos Ive ever seen. Random lights flashing, a fat man startled by God knows what falling down, and the tallest man in the world randomly jogging past the camera.

  • @xDONTxTREADxONxMEx ROFL I LOLD SO HARD AT UR COMMENT CUZ ITS SOO TRUE LOOOL XD

  • Bouncer falling?? I only see two fat guys, and a tall one...

  • Walk much tubby?

  • why does it look like they are running from something instead of to something ??? **scratches head**

  • what was the night mare

  • quietly he walks of , bless him , prob pulled a hip

  • Hey a tic-tac!

  • How the doorman became a floorman...

  • The ladies didn't even saw him fall down

  • 0:37 gay tall charlie brown =P

  • Gay

  • NO BRAINS

    

  • damn thats is some fat useless guards

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  • As it turn out there was no knife incident, the member of staff had seen a package for a craft knife and came to tell us said knife must be inside. The bar staff were only calling because someone was throwing ice at them.

  • I thought the bouncer's the nightmare was doing math. 

  • @s27075932

    lol, america's top IQ guy is a bouncer and a top mathematician. Google Cristopher Langon !

  • break time

  • Best thing about it was he thought no1 saw...

  • I KNOW HOW TO GET THERE FASTER!!!! ILL FLY LIKE SUPERMAN *faceplant*

  • WHAT A MIS-NOMER, HE DIDNT BOUNCE A FUCKING INCH.

  • have a nice fall send me a postcard lol

  • what is the nightmare, noob?

  • I remember a time when myself and three collegues were on the door and a member of staff came to teel us she had seen someone with a knife inside, immediately after that a bartender calls for security.

    All three of us took of at speed thinking it was related. Once you reach the end of the dancefloor there was a little step and all three of us tripped on it.

    The staff then nicknamed us the three stooges. The most embarrasing moment of my career

  • @mattymatt1987 Haha well, there'll be more embarrasing moments! How did the knifeincident work out?

  • @soulslayer55000 Lmao i was bored

  • 1.3 million views of some bald fuck falling over. this vid was nither interesting nor funny. why dont you film grass growing that way you can have a collection of wasted fucking time. loser

  • He flew like a bird

  • @soulslayer55000 I was totally serial.

  • I forgot to laugh

  • He saw a doughnut on the ground and went for it. Fat ass.

  • @Ochaped go fuck yourself leave the doughnut alone.

  • @Ochaped He was thinner than the stupid twats that were in fight mode - and your point is? Other than you are a saddo yourself sitting at your computer.... what do you weigh - I'm 36, 25, 34 - wanna compare sizes since you seem to thing size is everything - not from what your ex says anyway... Stop insulting people on line when you aren't brave enough to do it in real life - I am.

  • @KelticWoman1 I really don't care about your age, sex, or weight. Since you don't like my comment just breeze over it. Don't lecture me about real life and me, you want to know a little about me. I'll make it simple for you click on my name. There is a little bit of detail there about me. Are You Happy. Don't be stupid. Oh tell my ex best wishes.

  • lol epic fail fat boy

  • looks like he didn't bounce off that wall! lmao!

  • i dnt get it

  • god I hate Justin Bieber!!!!

  • @Drakovox Hey fagggot, No one cares!! Everybody hates him. Now what the hell was the point of putting that comment?

  • @reactable101 Hey pussy !!!... nice nick name "rectum-able 1on1"... if you don't like my comment just click on thumb down... no reason to show that you are a Bieber fan.

  • @Drakovox i said that same exact thing on another thread

  • @Drakovox are you retarded? stop being the idiot who right useless shit everywhere

  • @ptwowo so... you saw the note on the mirror of your mom's bathroom... sorry but I forgot my underwear under the bed...

  • @Drakovox who the fuck is justin bieber ah dont answer.. i dont wanna know it rly..

  • Yep... very funny...

  • who was that guy tackling

  • Nice to see Butterbean landing a job!

  • The 3 Stooges of Bouncing!

  • peter crouch in this video

  • They were like what? Only one dollar tip lets kick the hell out of this guy.

  • why is there so many negatives, it was pretty funny, look at the staff behind the counter laughing lol

  • He triped on purpose------hes a pussy,dont want to go to the fight...

  • @RebelSonBand Why does it make him a pussy if he didn't want to fight?

  • @CAU5ONI92I Because he is the bouncer------he is payed to fight,if needed...And it was meant as a joke(perhaps a bad 1)that he tripped-----:)

  • löl_äÑy_gùýs_wåñt_t0_chÅt_wÍth­_mÈ

  • shitt

  • this was supposed to be funny huh

  • Keep pressing 3

  • wats funny or wrong with ths video???

  • hahaa dumb fuck just like the idiot i seen this weekend running out the club to stop a fight and he ran through the glass door hahaa hilarious

  • @BKR362 - where did ye see that ..? I,m pissin myself thinking about it.

  • @merovinjiin haaha at a club called crazy horse it was funny he looked like an idiot cuz he ran through it and he was all dazed and continued running towards the fight and when he got to them he dropped on one knee and started shaking his head trying to shaked it off you can tell he felt like an idiot everyone laughed at his ass

  • nice ur the man!

  • press 4 to see superman

  • @GeneralSnoopy

    Fail!... its 3 bellend

  • @samk248 YOU SUCK

  • So if you trip that rules you out from investigating lol

  • They must have heard someone was handing out free donuts inside.................

  • those were bullets going off in the background you nimrods