Quiznos Commercial

[1misunderstood09]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[memissyou1]

They r rats

[LadyCacasterben01]

It was because of these Rigimortized Rats every 5 minutes that I was traumatized to the point that I decided to never ever eat at that place and still won't! Ever! Every time I pass one or see the sign I am reminded and I will never forget those commercials...

[abdieltheservant]

I guess someone figured out it's not a good idea to market a food chain with giant singing rodents.

[garfieldfan124]

I got from Headon to Subway ads to this? This is better anyway.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

"Free pony rides"

THEY HAVE FOUND A WAY TO BRING PINKIE PIE TO OUR DIMENSION

[TheOhioBronyShow]

@SubTerraMetalFencer I'll steal her from Quizno's, and take her for my own.

BTW, *brohoof* for me not being able to escape ponies no matter what video I go to.

[SubTerraMetalFencer]

@TheOhioBronyShow Hahaha, *Brohoof*

[14327asdfghjkl]

Thumbs up if u think the ppl who made this commercial were high!!!!

[imreadydoctor]

I loved these things. "Beware of paper cuts" was always funny to me, for some reason. Bring the little rodent monster things back!!!! 

[lacewoodstrat]

I'd like to feed Justin Bieber to those things.

[SpunkStalker101]

This is stil my favorite commercial, like ever. Lolololol.

[trollsrawsome]

I remember watching this when I was younger and it scared me so much my mom called and complained about the commercial!But seriously quiznos has some distiurbing commercials!

[smestella]

This is why I don't eat a quizno's

[Denetsu]

I remember when this commercial came on TV and I was like WTFH. I was like 13 lol. I think everything I was eating at the moment went PFFFBBBBTTTT all over the floor as I began laughing.

[FaithInCass]

Pfft.... ahahahhahahahaha. Man, back when any coupon worked. :D

[Babyhowdy233]

This gets my vote for the most unique character ever created for a commercial..and it makes me want to pet my hamster! :D

[14linkinparkfan]

Those rigamortis hamsters are why they had to shut down here where im at  I LOVED THERE FOOD! And then those damn rigamortis hamsters had to go ruin them <:'(

[thesedimples22]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[manthax]

Bring back the dead rats to sell your shitty subs!!

[calirocker323]

These hideous creatures were the only reason I quiznos was my favorite joint.... I wish they would bring them back....

:'(

:'(

I miss u ugly dead hamster lookin things....

[sillyone65]

So bizarre I'll never forget it. I'd like to meet the person who came up with this warped commercial and yes, I will eat at Quiznos!

[DeezNutz508]

This got ban because kids had nightmares from the big eye hamster.

[ShayminQueenReviews]

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN.

[Animegirl204]

When I was little I thought this was funny, but now it's just plain scary!

[screamerssg]

ascoo!

[YaBoyBr0wn]

i work at a quiznos by my house ! you never can eat the sandwiches for free! also i dont get much money i wana quit but i cant get hired by anyone else!

[TheSydShow]

this fucking scared me as a kid.

[BossHossGT500]

dafuq

[kevseb66]

This commercilal is precisely why I've never eaten from Quiznos & never will. Why in the world would a food chain ADVERTISING FOOD use what looks to be a dead rodent in its ad. DISGUSTING & DEFINITELY NOT FUNNY OR IN ANY WAY APPETIZING!!!!

[outfile]

a rat and food just don't go together.

[iliketurtles820]

let me in

[ZachKsYou]

i lol'd my ass off when i first saw this

[capitalist88]

104 people got paper cuts on their UP thumb.

[ProSkinny]

Oh My....golly.....What the heck are Those things o.O

[KILLER77X1]

WHAT THE F$@K

[eruption257]

Oh hey, the Spongmonkeys.

[hollywoodn0rth]

This is the best commercial ever. Being bombarded by thousands of advertisements everyday that I will forget 5 minutes later; this is the only that has stuck with me for years. I wish more commercials were like this.

[CojackII]

Serious? This was a REAL add?

[MilesTailsPrower86]

I wonder if anyone brought in a home-made coupon that said something like "One free back massage" during this promo.

[baybay2131]

first of all quizno's beats most sandwhich shops in price and quality. Second of all... furry singing abominations.... don't mind if I do

[Lunnazull]

I remember that .. on feb 2004

[Redloche]

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE COMMERCIAL.

[DEATHNOTE0x0]

I never ate there again when this commercial went off air.. I said "when the rat things come back i will eat the subs".

[LadyMurasaki2]

WE LOVE THE MOON

[MultiSinoda]

They should be the official mascots!!! : D

[JackKnife2730]

i remember i saw this a long time ago when i was a little kid. i had nightmares that night.

[ChaoBreeder051491]

The Quiznos commercial herpa derp of 2004...

Ahh the memories.....

[ZaZ1230]

I remember this back in 2000 It was Freaky as hell and a bunch of jokes were made about those the sandwhiches were made with those hamster things.

[baw541]

Love It !!

[bryantolle]

I love this commercial! Quiznos subs are good.... these are little teratoma dudes, they rock!

[bryantolle]

I love this commercial! Quiznos subs are good.... these are little terratoma dudes, they rock!

[badkittiecece]

this gives me nighmares

[UnknownXV]

Wait wtf this was a real commercial?

[silicon212]

@UnknownXV Sure was, back in '04.

[16missymay16]

@UnknownXV Absolutely! These commercials with the sponge monkeys were the only reason we ate at quiznos! Hahahaha

[FERROUSBOWLER]

the best commercials are always misunderstood

[TheSomethingIsh]

Still better then justin bieber.

[Styxnstones24]

@TheSomethingIsh Couldn't agree more : )

[BlkChameleon]

Those are some f-ed up rats. lol

[donaldnewton58]

101 had paper cuts

[Styxnstones24]

Hey, Justin Bieber is doing Quiznos commercials now.

[Goldwoulfe247]

You're supposed to be thinking of these things while eating? Like they put them in there... made a sandwich out of em. Yummy!

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

OK, I just found this creepy until "Beware of paper cuts!" THAT was funny.

[LingFu123]

There called sponge monkeys I'm not kidding seriously that Wut there called

[tireytha]

I love it! It increased my liking of Quiznos from zero to 10!

[fightboxing4545]

this made me not want to eat there back then, and ive still never ate there

[iBeKrystyne]

WHAT THE FIRETRUCK IS THAT THING???? ive been wondering for years.

[datswassup07]

I used to work for quiznos. while this didnt make me wanna work there nor eat there i still thought it was hilarious

[WytZox1]

It was considered the worst commercial on TV in it's day but while many folks were grossed out by it, others found it hilarious!

[MrBahhh31]

why did they think these things would attract costumers?!

[gorillazfan3]

@MrBahhh31 Sure as hell attracted me!

O-o

[PsychoticDreams0]

@MrBahhh31 because you remember the commercial. be honest, this commercial has been off the air for about 5-6 years. so when you commented it was gone. you searched it up to remember, which means its STILL stuck in your head. that was the whole concept of the commercial. to get stuck in your head ^_^

[MrBahhh31]

@PsychoticDreams0 lol yeah your right!

[xIegionx]

Why the fuck is this supposed make me want to buy a quizno's sub?

When I see those things, a quiznos sandwich is the last fucking thing I'd think of.

[JackieChain901]

LOL @ the voice change at 0:06, besides that, this all sounds like Justine Bieber sang it... er... no, never mind, this actually sounds better than any crap that kid ever sang.

[KaitieStarr]

it always pissed me off that there were 4 M's in their tag line, but the narrator would make the MM sound 5 times. >.<

[SanasSweetMode]

@KaitieStarr

I just thought he did the individual Ms and then the collective MMMM.

[danialphaomega]

those are the quiznos rats that lurk there at night and spice up your subs hahahahahaha

[LlamasWithAtaris]

Whoever said "they are what you see when you die"-I want to know your name!

[LlamasWithAtaris]

Whoever said "they are what you see when you die"-I want to know your name!

[Jumpybeaver]

What if I brought in a subway coupon?

[AhmBlueDabadee]

Oh yeah mean that was a REALcommerical?? O_O

[Futuramapwnsall]

i was like 5 when this aired and i still remember the words perfectly.

[BlueStrawberryProd]

quiznos is good its just not very hleathy

[j2theosh1]

this makes me want quiznos, really badly

[savagekid94]

What Kinda costumers are they trying to attract?

[Darkscoper]

@savagekid94 You mean consumers, and the ones with a sense of humor.

[savagekid94]

@Darkscoper yeahh, they're still costumers if they're buying something...

and are you Sure?

[Darkscoper]

@savagekid94 What do you mean by costumers?

[savagekid94]

@Darkscoper Nothing, Just people who Buy and or Consume

[UncleMilo]

@savagekid94 I thought the ads were hilarious.

[savagekid94]

@UncleMilo everyone has a different sense of humor

[bretony]

wish they still had that deal

[shuffle4]

There called spongmonkies . They were an Internet meme. Spong means to add crazy eyes to something and they added crazy eyes to monkeys. They were famous for singing a song called "we like the moon" and here they are singing "we like subs"

[Werdna3791]

lmao i remember this commercial...disturbed me when i was a little kid too..

[Lizzilolaphobia]

WHAT THE FUCK.

KILL THOSE THINGS.

[TheRealGentleman]

I loved these things (the Spongmonkeys) before they were used in this advertisements and everyone hated them.

[deathcarol]

@TheRealGentleman I'm pretty sure everyone still hates them.

[hanatheranger]

mmmmm creepy

[NeroShrinker]

Those things are dead possums- you can tell my the shape of their feet, tail and general body mass.

I personally WILL NOT eat at Quizno's EVER again. I saw these commercials, and that was it. (Not that the food was all that good to begin with.)

[flargmuffin92]

@NeroShrinker they look more like oddly colored chinchillas lol

[TheSkunkCat]

@NeroShrinker

Actually their mutant tarsiers.

[KidaKarasu]

LOLOLOL I liked them better in Look At My Potato.

[pokemonranger21]

rathergood spongmonkey

[kellamy]

I actually like these commercials because they're so twisted. Whoever came up with this was on some SERIOUS drugs!

[AcousticTyGuy]

i remember actually rewinding me tivo to watch this again once, because i thought i had just lost it and that there was no way this could be real

[MrBeaux]

This is like a bad trip.

[RozenxMaiden23]

because of that commercial i have NEVER ate quiznos. Even today.

[desolate2]

@RozenxMaiden23 LMAO I know! I dont know if they realized that this was EXTREMELY bad advertising. the last thing I want to think about while biting into my sandwich is a bug-eyed rat w/ a disaster for teeth. I couldn't touch one of those sandwiches. But I will admit that I find this commercial hysterical lol

[RozenxMaiden23]

@desolate2 I know! LoLz. like why would u want nasty looking rats on ur food commercial? It is funny though, but a bad choice. they should have thought this through better xDDD

[desolate2]

@RozenxMaiden23 lmao, definitely! I cannot stress how HORRIBLE this idea was! I would seriously love to ask who came up with this, why, & what kind of trauma they had in their childhood lol.

[desolate2]

THUMBS UP if when this was over you couldn't name what kind of sub they advertised to save your life! lmao

[Boqiro]

Oh look, thats what their meat looks like before they blend it and put it into their sandwiches...

[popomaniac1]

they call it turkey we call it rodent

[NewsSocial]

Those are the rodents at your Quiznos.

[amberthesuperfox]

@softsummernights i thought the same thing

[ianharwood]

i hate how they play that stupid fucking quiznos commercial with the kittens ON ESPN! football fans are only going to be highly annoyed by that obnoxious shit.

[kingsfanf0life]

@ianharwood omfg seriously i feel like i wanna tear my hair out everytime i see it lol

[zoor90]

I hope whoever came up with this terrible idea was fired

[VidGamFrek]

...and this is why I don't eat Quiznos

[thechampb12345]

How could anybody not love this commercial!!!

[hovito212]

its as if quiznos thinks we fell asleep on a nuclear reactor and that we are no more than meat with eyes....wtf

[DND5000]

Rats.....why would I buy a sandwich from a dirty rat.....nowadays we have kittens that have been stuffed and are made into puppets, still disgusting.

[SoaringEagle2005]

@DND5000 Actually, they're sponge monkeys

[EpitathTourist]

@DND5000 Theyre not stuffed you dumbass.

[T1000HD]

basically this stuff is popular because when macromedia (now owned and decimated by adobe) FLASH came out, the guy who made this made some funny stuff that was unheard of. I'm sure you've heard of adobe FLASH player?

[T1000HD]

rathergood rocks HARD!!! GO BLODE!!!

[mseyecandy79]

............OMG, I was just complaining about the new Quizznos commercial with the kittens,,...My brother reminded me about this one. YEP...there was worse..WTF WERE those things??!!

[crazygamer1011]

This is what happens if you give hamsters crystal meth...

[MrResidentCactuar]

i dont think the paper cuts are what we should look out for

[invaderzimrules132]

What......the fuck.

[MrMattwaffle]

Is this Real?

[reaper1772]

Duuude i looove this ad. Only one i've liked.

[iluvyouwyatt]

this commercial gave me nightmares, Im not kidding.

[SchizophobicBand]

10 times better than those annoying cats

[tra731]

i remember me and my cousin were watchin tv and we were like what if the quiznos commercial comes on? and it was the next commercial...scary stuff haha

[BlazedNShot]

quiznos always has stoner commercials haha i think they are hilarious.

[GNRfan97]

those things are creepier than the cats...

[StreetsOfSonic]

I remember seeing this for the very first time and literally the only thing I was thinking was, "What. The. FUCK???"

[hithererandom]

@StreetsOfSonic XD XD XD SOOOO TRUE.

[etchedspirit]

@StreetsOfSonic

My thoughts exactly

[RBXStudios]

@StreetsOfSonic at first i was like :|...the i was like w...t...f, but then i lol'd

[killerdeadzone]

@StreetsOfSonic dude me too!!!! hahahaha i laugh so hard everytime i watch this!!!!! omg

[genescene78]

my boyfriend works at Quiznos,he says he loves walking in a wonderland of subs,chips,soups ans salad,every shift he works ........

[ChaosJokerXtreme]

LMAO I LOVEEEE THIS COMMERCIAL!!!! me and my dad could never figure out what those things wer, still cnt, but theyre so fuckin awesome lol

[TheElectroByte3000]

@ChaosJokerXtreme

i always thought they were some type of rabies infested, zombie rats....but, i could be wrong,,,,

[TechnologyLeaks]

any cupon works, what about a cupon for eye balls lmao

[tokyopop]

Put it in me, Scott.

[cjlovesnaruto]

@tokyopop thats what she said

[pytko3]

This is good old fashion nightmare fuel!

[BLaCkEdOuTRoUsHF150]

i like the new one .da 5 4 3.. fuck dis one

[Johnny3D3D]

@BLaCkEdOuTRoUsHF150 the new commercials with the cats make me want to kick a kitten

[knotwrite]

This commercial is still better than the new one with the kittens. I don't want kittens with weird voices anywhere near my sub sandwich, tyvm.

[DidUTouchMyDrumset]

I used to love when this commercial came on. I can't imagine why, but it makes me crack up to this day. I always love the part where it says you can bring in a coupon for hair plugs. Haha.

[Radiotrench]

scared face

[gorillazfan3]

try playing two videos at the same time, it's mind blowing!!!!

[biffmalibu99]

Classic!

[ericspowers]

Replace the flood with these things in Halo.. Then it would of been creepy then.

[ThePrettyMonster10]

I remember my brother and I were terrified of this commercial when we were smaller from that point on I HATED Quizno's!!!!

[ParsoProductions]

what the hell did i just see

[turcotte73]

i loved this !

[xghostazsnx]

Crappy commercials like this make me not want to eat at Quiznos, even though their foods alright.

[chimchar545]

what the f*****ck???? i saw this ad late at night wile watching tv and it scared the living sh***t out of me. creepiest thing EVER!!!!

[metalfaust19]

I still don't know if this was a rip off of Rathergood or if they actually got Rathergood to do this for them.

[CowgirlKelsi]

this is so horifiyingly disgusting..made wanna puke then, makes me wanna puke now

[mrhp9]

This commercial was awesome back in like 03-04

[Jackal123111]

Scarred. For. Life.

[tupac9010]

its so................ scary omg what are those things looks like demented hamster zombie things so SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARY

[jyl1210]

hahaha this is so disturbing

[GentleFudge]

spongmonkeys rule!