Funny Iraq interview

[torchedhead]

you guys are all faggot lol

[lilizinha666]

WAR FOR OIL

[melfaery]

@lilizinha666 tit for tat

[lilizinha666]

@melfaery

just war for oil

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 we went to war to take away his WMDs because it was illegal for iraq to have any WMD's after the gulf war in 1991 cause he used his WMD's back then to kill over 500k kurds thats called genocide so we went in and demanded he destroy all his WMD's. Which he did then in 2003 he made threats agianst the united states and iran saying he was going to shoot a WMD at both of us (he lied he didnt have any he just couldnt defend himself from iran so he scared them) thats why we went to war

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro Who gave the weapons to Saddam Hussein? Since you were helping Iraq and Kuwait in 91 now, because they were not helping rwanda in 94? ne had no oil there .......... just topple Saddam gone, because they are stateless Iraqi oil? because the U.S. military and private security companies provide services to companies such as Shell, BP English, Standard Oil? I explained the performance of KBR, Blackwater, cico .....

[lilizinha666]

start to wonder why you pay $ 4 a gallon gasoline .... will find that the U.S. is buying oil from the Russians and the Arabs an absurd price, and that only private companies and some bankers profited from war, and that his country is bankrupt owing more than 3 trillion to China ....... here in Brazil a liter of gasoline costs $ 1.5 hahahahahaahhaha

[lilizinha666]

you went to war to profit from the divestment of oil, have paid high costs of war and are now bankrupt deadbeat country .....

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 haha ur a idiot where did you hear that bullshit?! we havint imported any free oil from iraq. we pay for that oil! unlike you fucking europeans who expect america to pay for you're natural gas bill yeah fuck you france freeloader pay for you're own fucking oil!

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro American children (morons) think that gasoline comes from the well of the gas station - The London Review of Books, the writer Jim Holt makes the bills to come up with an old conclusion: that Iraq was invaded because of oil. Are 115 billion barrels in known reserves and other estimated 220 billion. It is a quarter of the world's oil. Today worth $ 30 trillion. Washington thinks it will spend $ 1 trillion the war.

[lilizinha666]

Us broke and deadbeat - The talk of the troops leave the country, nothing is true of all but lends itself well to the campaign. Right now, the media do without much fanfare, five are being built Superbase military self-sufficient in Iraq.

[lilizinha666]

One of them, 20 km from Baghdad, is a fortress with a typical suburb in the U.S.. Discovered by the Washington Post, has a snack bar, mini golf, cinema, a football field. It is where they will, according to the Bush administration perhaps for decades, the 'residual forces' that will keep the watch of Mesopotamia.

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 yup they plan on keep soidlers there for years and years untill oil is discarded as a primitive means of energy. we wont leave untill oil is no longer needed which wont be too long maybe 20-30 years maybe less but we will be kicked out of iraq and afghaistan as soon as the people in america get tired of all the bullshit.

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro then, were there simply for oil war for oil ...... .....

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 hmm yeah but you said we went in to take the oil but we didnt we went it to calm the situration so that we could ensure cheap gas prices in america and we also went in because we suspected he had WMD's and it would be illegal if he did but that just became the perfect cover up for a bullshit war. Afghaistan was a real war one that i support but Iraq.........no words.........

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro

MONEY FOR WAR IN AFGHANISTAN - The unexplored mineral deposits discovered by the U.S. in Afghanistan may be worth more than $ 1 trillion (U.S. $ 1.8 trillion), the Pentagon said on Monday. The discovery could change the country's economy and to contribute to U.S. efforts to strengthen the Afghan government.

[lilizinha666]

The task force that assessed the mineral resources of Afghanistan was composed of members of the Pentagon, State Department and the Department of the U.S. Geological Survey, together with officials from the Afghan Ministry of Mines. The work was part of a broader effort to identify the economic potential of Iraq and Afghanistan, and help their governments to attract investment to develop its resources.

[lilizinha666]

Published on January 31, 2011 at 4:25 PM By Cameron Chai Wahidullah Shahrani, the minister of mines in Afghanistan, said that geologists discovered mineral deposits $ 3 trillion in the country. These unexplored mineral deposits have the potential to boost the nation's economic growth and also solve your problem of unemployment.

[lilizinha666]

These reserves, which include iron ore, gold, niobium and cobalt, are sufficient to make this war-torn country one of the first world exporters of minérios.Só the lithium reserves in Afghanistan would be comparable to those of Bolivia, which has the largest reserves of this ore that is an indispensable component of rechargeable batteries, used by mobile phones and computadores.O Afghanistan might turn the "Saudi Arabia of lithium," according to an internal memo quoted by the Pentagon. .

[lilizinha666]

"The natural resources of Afghanistan will have a role in the economic development of the country," Jawad Omar told AFP, a spokesman for the Afghan Ministry of Mines and Industry .

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 oh yeah dont they have like 1-2 trillion dollars worth of resources under just one moutain in afghaistan!?

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro War for Money

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro you went to war with the excuse of weapons of mass destruction, but actually you wanted to de-nationalize Iraqi oil, and today are broke, why spend trillions on war and only the private companies lucramram with it .... suckers ... why they were not in 94 save Rwanda?

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 Rwanda the hitus and the (i forget name) were fighting commiting genocide agiast the hitus i think! hmm maybe its cause we wanted to help but we cant help if the UN doesnt wangt to help because those fucking pussy europeans dont give a shit about anyone they would rather let millions die as long as they dont have to fight in a war! ''you'' i went to war??? 78% of the american poplation didnt even support the war! asshole! and there are laws giving control of the gov to the companys

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro Hutus x tutsis.......Rwanda did not help you because there is no oil ..... 78% people are against the war, the other 22% are idiots like you who helped to break its own economy ....

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 haha why would they help there 10 years old and haveing huge probelms they cant survive without help from the united states foregn aid and the UN's aid because they are a land locked country.

plus there military wouldnt be equiped to fight in Iraq and i doubt they would want to fight as a sub-ordanate to some jack ass country.

[lilizinha666]

Just goes to war where there is economic interest, ie, where only American soldier has oil ..... only serves as workhorse

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 America invades small countries then they set up a ''free market'' that way we profit from the other countries pain. Thank the CIA they are to blame for the crimes against humanity not the US citizens who some of which are so stupid and cant even vote intelligently!

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro will not now put the blame on the CIA .... time to take profits, their private companies are not ashamed to take somebody else's oil

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 its our consuitution that gives the right to free enterprise! what do u want us to do fedurlize it that would be illegal! and its not the private companies to blame u dumbass its the huge corparations (that happen to be private companys) fault! and the goverments for letting laws be passed that gave so much control to those dicks on wall street!

[lilizinha666]

@TheGefro blâmer le gouvernement corrompu qui a envoyé ses soldats engagés dans une guerre pour le pétrole et sont désormais pères mauvais payeurs faillite .... ....

[TheGefro]

@lilizinha666 Ha, vous agissez comme nous ne blâme pas eux ! Qui d'autre pourrait nous blâmer nous plutôt blâme chaque autre qu'obtiendrait rien fait !

[melfaery]

DORRGH

[ZeyniH786]

lmaaaooo! such a joker -

[arammahmud1]

Very funny well done.

[themanclaw2]

Lol I just realized I was reading the subtitles even though I could understand him.

[Forzakencookeh]

I am an iraq, and i am so offended!

[UTFRG]

Hey iraq used to be called mespotamia and was home to the one of the first civilations called sumer (i dunno how i rememberd that from history class)

[yahyamuntasir13]

@UTFRG cool me 2, i take it in 6 grd and i get 70%

[desertman300]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

[isratine]

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU PIGS DID NOT HAVE SO MUCH BLOOD ON YOURE HANDS,,,, DAMN ALL YA PIGS

[farzansaeed07]

@mexicankiwi

This isn't a true interview. Anyways, excellent!

[tarvalon74]

So after the interview did they do some jihad on the reporter?

[3michaelsin]

LOL

[UsedToFly1]

two words says it all....Fucking Funny!

[3drunksheep]

i tottaly agree with fuier

[madfighter56]

lmao

[JoeyHart99]

lol how he doesnt need subtitles

[Fuier]

The Iraq war is never going to end. theres always going to be insurgents while a foreign army occupies a country. WW2 french resistance. Vietnam The VietCong, Civillians n Citizens will pick up arms to defend their Country. That is what ppl dont get.

[GamingMusicVideos1]

@Fuier actually it is ending the insurgency is at 10 percent strength and we are at a cease fire and we are pulling out of the country

[MrBlonde707]

@Fuier sorta different with 2 superpowers there and most of nato and it seems to be under control now, but it wont end until we harvested the oil.

[kenfo0]

You are a dumb ass. Unlike in many countries, those soldiers, were arrested, tried and convicted after a fair trial. take you stupidity into a hole with you and pull the sand in...

[jonjonson1998]

that is an iraqi

[mexicankiwi]

as opposed to what?. An african american? I see you were one of the smart kids at school.

[kenfo0]

very funny, but you are a jerk for mislabelling. one star. change title, 5 stars.

[mexicankiwi]

i re-labbeled hope im not a jerk eanymore.

[kenfo0]

ok, thx.

[kadathdreamques]

Nice, funny, old video. Begging for 'donations' on youtube is pathetic mexicankiwi, whatever your cause happens to be.

[Izavos]

The Iraqian women who had lost children and husbands are laughing very. Very funny congratulations American! The oil valley in such a way? It would not be better to produce cars more economic of what to make war for oil? This idiotic woman makes to laugh at the iraqis, them lives it goes for house of full gasoline tank. Very funny!

[mexicankiwi]

learn english u sandnigger fuck

[mexicankiwi]

im not american but well played

[desafinad0]

I didn't get that. To me the video was mocking the war propaganda machine that hires Arabs to dress up as terrorists and be filmed for the benefit of the frightened sheeple back home.

[gworthey]

Good we can find humor in the massacre of over a million innocent people. Always good to laugh... yeah.

[kadathdreamques]

Of course we can find humour. It is the lynch-pin of most functioning societies.

When they start lynching editorial cartoonists, it's time to worry. But I welcome humour-police like you to make sure the world is an honest place.

Idiot. Your lack of comprehension is beyond measure.

[gworthey]

Better an idiot than a cold-blood murdered, who thinks it's funny to make fun of my victims.

(Note: I don't support lynching of anyone.)

[mexicankiwi]

i hear by anounce that kada is the winner due to this "Better an idiot than a cold-blood murdered" gworthey ur a fucktard go hang from the ceiling

[fejnfejn]

LOL ohh look at me i dont need subtitles lol

[Youstyle2008]

Einfach nur Genial :D

[sniperman2015]

this is so funny

[trumpeter1997]

i was laughing my head off! this video is so funny!

[c4crookedrider]

Oh shit, and I thought it was a real converstation between the repoter and Saddam Hussein's loyal subjects

[harpermax]

hahahhhahaahahhah

[raykmond]

Hilarious.

[crazybrownloko]

jajaja no mamez

[snipingmon5t3r]

hahahahahahahahahahahah funny as hell caught me of guard

[MTD45]

stupid shitty video

[chillypalmer012]

redneck retarded hick go fuck your mumma

[xalo2213]

diajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj­aja sou goood jaahahhahahajajajajajaajajajaj­aj

[ducking3]

lol if it was real he would hav shot her lol

[alucard1519]

true lol but glad he didnt this was funny thx =3

[quadbiker101101]

LOL ThIs Is LeGeNd! If OnLy ThIs WaS rEaL

[kingkev2194]

Is this from SNL or something?

[USMCGsniper]

Wow this is perfectly Hilarius.. Great Job.

[DelaiLamb]

Very good - Pythonesque. But don't let it distract you from the fact US led forces have invaded a sovereign country in another bullshit war to benefit a few at the cost of many.

[Idontknowwhat2type]

XD so funny

[Insomaniaartist]

first 10 second im convince

[kempee80]

sounds like john cleese lol

[Evanzilla]

HAHAHA!! Iwasnt sure what I was getting into after this started, I just saw REAL horrible video about Iraq and then this...

I needed some laughter, UGHH TELETEXT

HAHAHA!!

[altrakiller10000]

funny i think i wrote a comment about this vid but this vid is fucking halarious

[EndthisNoise]

LMFAO!!!

[xxclosrodxx]

Thanks journeyman. Merry Christmas to you too.

[lukthere]

lol!

[davexhun]

British humour?

[indyman911]

actually Scottish. It's from the Craig Ferguson show on CBS

[TouchofDRainbow]

This proves how you can find good humor in any situation, no matter how tragic it is.

[DerkaShihad]

I was just pointng that out. If you are going to be so sensitive about it mabey you should spell it right the first time and then we wouldnt be in this argument.

[akstillbirth]

you misspelled maybe ;)

[mexicankiwi]

lol its all good man i wasnt ragin it was a quote of pineapple expres i think thats how u spell it happy new year dude

[DerkaShihad]

Its spelled Monty Python. Not Pithon

[mexicankiwi]

how about u shut the fuck up u chimp fucking

lil bastard

[EndthisNoise]

It's spelled "it's", not "its".

Turn about is fair play, and a bitch.

[sgtpeterarbit]

haqhahahahahahahahhaha.I cant help laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha­haha :D!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!ahahahah­ahahahah!muahahahahahhaha!

[mexicankiwi]

Maybe he need subtitles?

[WeAreInItForTheLulz]

Note to self: Cry for the future of witty remarks. Because that wasn't one of them.

[manollo24]

i hope the russian give a big bomb on it fuck you stupid gays

[mexicankiwi]

eany1 understand that?

[helleum]

That was funny!

[marino4691]

SHUTUP!!

lool

[serpentboy14]

um, yeah, do you think it will hlp that your making fun of iraqi people? thats not fair to them, there just like us, there human. meanie..

[mexicankiwi]

where does it say im making fun of iraqi ppl the title is very serious and that was what the invasion of iraq was .... thousand of inocent ppl killed so how bout u shut the fuck up ? :D im not pro us at all and i treat every person ive ever met as a equal and judge them on there personality not race so how bout u go fuck urself u chimp lil fuck

[alwahshe]

it sn t a blog it s war

[SpAnCHoC2]

:)):))

[Vopic123]

haha nice video :D:D

[mexicankiwi]

ty ^^

[buzzmaxwell]

omg I needed this so bad! Thank you for the laughs!!!!

[mexicankiwi]

UR Wlecome ^^

[snacker95]

yeah that's cool

[MihelicJ1977]

Now this is funny. I have not laughed like this in a while.

[Mrain56]

lol, i could see this happening in Iraq. great vid

[iraq305]

hhhmmm i must say...this is funny.

[poopguy]

this is funny hahah rofl

[ccWARANcp]

hahahahaha XD

[altrakiller10000]

funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my god

[aquariumnuta]

rofl!

[shotgun5250]

hahahahahahahaha that is awesome!!

[spetznas1980]

hahahah xDD

great xD

thx for this video! :D

[MassHysteriaFamily]

Allah Akbar!!!

Allah Akbar!!!

Allah Akbar!!!

Allah Akbar!!!

Allah Akbar!!!

Allah Akbar!!!

funny Shit!

[slamtraskaren]

idiot!!!

[bridgeting]

Very funny lol. Good work. %)%o %)

[ChandlerN9094]

lol!!! nice video, british peeps are funny, and we are not terrorists we are imperialists, i think...

[2087546]

British comedy is the best

[Abercr0mbie4life]

yup, they're called niggers, and they terrorize hard working people everyday.

[ledudeSansnom]

brainwashed monkey.

[snabb133]

ahahahahahahahahahah that was soooooo fucking funny ahahah i laughed as hell HAHAHAHAHA XD

[gigie555]

Now that was hilarious

[dabears187]

omg i laughed till i cried...brilliant lol

[udbcoolerifuwereme]

rofl

[maleni1982]

rimember that iraq people are not terorists- americans are

[huzar237]

"hey how come he doesnt need subtiltes?!!" lol omg so dam funny!!!!!!

[huzar237]

omg lol i added that 2 my fav!!! lol it aint rascist man its kind of tru, its hard 2 understand brown ppl and i'm brown but i'm understandable

[lollbutz]

lolz!

but dude, seriously, don't make titles look like the vid gives evidence for the title...

[BumBuliiccc]

ohhhh....teletext :D:D:D lol

[BumBuliiccc]

hahahaha......

[joyful1959]

Let's get the hell out of their 2000 year old civil war.. Let's go after who was responsible for 9/11. OMG, I can not believe the ignorance that some people have about our invasion of Iraq. Totally senseless! Our soldiers are not dying for our freedom. Bush & Cheney should be impeached and brought up on war crimes! (NOW)

[RasberryCake]

ha ha ha ha

So Funny!!!

Love it :D

[asimplekindofman]

That was so freakin funny. It would be even funnier if it were real.

[playknightboy]

Hahahaha this was freakin hilarious

[grandth3ft3]

It's skithouse... I know the female actor

[ramy2216985]

thats good

[deppwasis]

this must be monty python? yeah i think it's john cleese with that gun...

[goodimbad]

I almost died laughing.. I thought it's a serious clip

[atticuk]

Very very funny video...