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  • Didn't you call me an insignificant speck in the other video..?

  • danm, those other sperm must of been slow, i do a ten minute mile

  • I can't believe you're trying to redeem yourself after that last video.

  • Imagine how much atoms are there in the universe....

  • @TheHotguysexy i was just thinking about this then my head exploded and i decided i should stop

  • he tempature was right for human life what if the temperature on another planet was just right for other beings

  • The "SUBSCRIBE" button isnt orange anymore, its grey....stoopid YouTube

  • This is your own response to We are the insignificant speck in the universe.

    Good

  • i won the race

  • ROFLMAO!!! 2:11- 2:15.

  • ummm im christan i believe in God

  • @uniforchrist Even if you believe in god, it is very hard to not believe science while still using logic.

  • @maximumrfan It's very hard to believe in God while using logic, too. Well, mostly any given religion, the concept of God can be bent into being logical, but it hasn't been successfully done yet.

  • Hah! Now no one can say I didn't win a marathon! Wait, I've already known that... Oh well!

  • Yay... Im random....

    eh...eheheh.....

  • Dan sorry I keep coming up with all these coments about God but it keeps coming up. With all of these amazing things that happened by chance there being a creator would as probable if not more probable then all of the things needed for you to exist for evolution to be real for life to be on earth or for animals to have instincts or that there is a system for eating and breathing and living there is probably more of a chance for God created life then it all happening by freaking chance!!!!!!

  • Yes but when you think of it with all the numbers of stars and galaxies in the Universe then the chance its still high but the number of galaxies etc. outways it if you understand me

  • @12comedycentral That is true. But if a creator existed, why would he create such life? And, why would he also create life that is intelligent enough to have varying beliefs and not believe in him?

    Sounds pointless.

    Meer luck sounds alot more probable then by having a creator. I won't say that it is not probable that he dosen't exisit, because it still is possible, I just don't get religion. The one thing I do like about it though is that it makes people do good things, but, it's vice versa.

  • @CrayonVlogger i am a believer of god and wanted to create us in his own image and he has no power over our will because he wants us to do what is rite on our own and make earth a great place to live. I respect your honesty and your view upon god, and also i agree about how religion can make the world a better place

  • I doubt there would be universes within atoms, since physicists know the particles that make up atoms. And its not galaxies and stars. Although you could liken an atom to a star, in that it is a central mass with things (electrons) existing around it (usually they are shown as orbiting but they actually just sort of exist everywhere around it at once). So in effect our bodies are galaxies of electrons orbiting nucleus' (together they form atoms).

  • Within every particle, could there be a universe of its own?within that universe could there be mini solar systems containing mini HUMANS thinking the SAME thing.

    Or,

    Could our ENTIRE universe be an atom like thing in an unfathomably massive being which lives on an even bigger planet? Could every being think the exact same things, and the bigger than that unfathomally large being thinking the same thing, and so on,growing exponentially larger.

    MY MIND JUST EXPLODED

  • lol....thats a very odd way to look at the process that causes pregnacy and birth that i shall not name

  • people people people

    just because you refuse to believe that the world was a coincidence, and was actually created by somthing or someone

    ...doesnt mean you need to believe it was created by God, or any other gods known to man

    ..there are still many options

    as far as we know our "god" could be a giant meatball

  • i won a marathon in my mom's vagina!!!!

    yeah

  • @jayry55

    yaaaayyy? 

  • lol

    2:13

  • ?????

  • LOLLLL that was actually hilarious!

    I totally lost it laughing when he said "Only one sperm won and that bitch, was you." lol it was funny

  • After hearing all this...how can anybody still deny the existence of a God

  • candlelight377, with all the science now-a-days the proves that god is realy very unlikly, the question is how can you still beleive in a god?

  • @xXLethargyXx Then who created all this?? If u say that it exploded or something....then how was the thing that exploded created in the first place.

  • @candlelight377, well you see ther actualy was no spec, we justrefer to it as a spec as a way for the human mind to comprehend it. what the u ivers actaly came from was nothing, or its refered to as a spec with no volume, but infinit dencity. this is just done so the mind can comprehend what science is actuualy trying to say. and nothing created nothing because nothing is, well.... nothing (if that makes any sence)

  • that sperm bitch was actually half me..., just one half of me ...hmm

    I wonder what half of me I was back then:P

    nonetheless. I rock for winning a biathlon in my moms vagina :D ( that's the sperm bitch half of me talking right there :P)

  • Aww, and now you've made me feel better. Thank you Dan Brown. Thank you.

  • WOW :D

  • It does seem a little odd that all this came together on its own doesnt it?

  • YOU ARE SOO AWSOME!

    I love your vids

    random as fuck

  • heheheh

    lmao

    only one sperm won and that bitch was you!

    ily!!!

  • I was never a sperm cell.

    I was an egg GET IT RIGHT DAN

  • no...its you should be

    let me tell you a story...

    a human needs two cells(lets call them cells because i have no idea what they called which i dont think they mind XD)

    each of them has 1 piece of DNA

    when they collided a complete cell forms

    but thats not enough,once it becomes a cell it starts to duplicate it self(for a while you inside an EGG CORRECT!)

    and each gets a role in a body,once the creation process is done you get out xD

    and the egg disappears at some point

    (thats what i've been told)

  • you forgot to mention the extinction of the dinosaur causing the lost of the dominant species which paved a path for the human race to...... do the nasty of evolution...

  • 7 Octillion atoms?(Just going by prefixes)

    then take 6.7 Billion people and times it by 7 octillion and.........

    On the calculator I got 4.69e+37

    Now I'm a math wiz,but what the heck does that mean?

  • my calc says 4.69*10 to the 37th which which would be...

    46,900,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000

    NOW THATS A BIG NUMBER o_O

    i wonder what we will get if we do:

    this huge number+earth's total atoms number

    that would be interesting...

  • how the hell do u work all them sums out!

  • :D im special

  • well if their is one universe humans are incredibly inseginificant but if their are more were are incredibly ingsificant multiplied by 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000+2

  • only one sperm won and that bitch was you! lol ahah dan lmao

  • I won the Boston Marathon :]

  • ahahahaaaa!!! :D

    2:14

  • I think i gave like 3000 people depression...

    HAHA DAN YOU ROCK

  • YAY! take that other sperms

  • 0:32... Crazy "things."

  • im still sobbing because im a nothing!

  • you r right on both insignificance and significance since humans r both

  • heres another thing, those atoms that make up our body were all able to get together and form elements that let us live (feed, breathe etc.) the thinking aspect is amazing, can you imagine the deal of perfection in the bonding of all of these atoms to get together to let you think to me that is amazing

  • Woohoo I won my first race ( :

  • "...and that bitch was YOU."

    ROFLMAO

  • Thanks Dan. After watching this vid after watching the insignificant one makes me relieved. Really. Yay, I feel special.

  • So we're significant and insignificant at the same time.

    That makes sense, but it shouldn't.

  • Okay, i forgive you. * gives cookie and a pony* lol

  • haha.. if atoms were living things.. how would they feel now?

  • I always wondered that what if atoms were tiny little solar systems with people living on the electrons. I also wonder the other way round, and that maybe the earth is just an electron on some atom making up something else in a much larger universe than ours. The weird thing about thinking some of these things is that they can't be proved right or wrong... yet.

  • Agreed, I've always thought that too! Hmm. its weird though, I try explaning that to my friends they laugh at me. LOL. apperently it was one of einsteins Theories thats what a freind told me . Lol.

  • Lol I always thought the same thing too I never realised other people thought that also!

  • thank you.... u put my in a state of awe

  • lofl i find this so freaking funny i mean maybe its caz im hyper and its like 3 30am but i am laughing at this and i already knew these facts but its still interesting

  • Theoretically, there are type 3 parallel universes that form when any possible mathematical probability occurs, which would allow some universes to have every last planet in the universe covered with life, to not a single planet hosting a cell, and maybe some without the same laws of physics as our own

  • and every point in the universe revolves around every atom some technically you the center of the universe

  • I'm currently taking an astronomy class too, and when I saw your first video I was like 'YES!' because it's so true. my mind pretty much exploded when I was told all this stuff. its impossible to comprehend how small we are in the big scheme of things. craziness.

  • lol, you were that one bitch who got the egg! BUahahaha, i beat the other fuckers!

  • lol its uncredibly unlikely that dan would want 2 make videos..... but he did......... give thanks

  • Haha :D this one made me sad D:

  • "...and that bitch...was YOU."

    LOL!! i do feel slightly less depressed. :)

    :D

  • i think you went...kinda too far on the "making the next generation" thing. but, now i feel less tiny. :D

  • according to darwins theory nature is predictable (nature being the universe) not random

  • STFU! lol,

  • haha your last video was awesome though, man!

  • I wasn't affended by your last video, I found it interesting

  • if quantum physics is correct then its not that unlikely...

    because the universe is huge!!! the that makes the odds a lot bigger for us to exist..

    then in quantum physics every dimension beond the forth is just an axies of probabilaty encompasing every consivable position and state of every subatomic particle in the whole universe so it would bizar if they dident include one where inteligent life involved.. hell it would be imposible.

    in one of these worlds i am your lord and master too :3

  • and i still dont understand why people don't beleive that there is a GOD.

  • hahahaha you are F*** cool, man

  • I think there were only 51 sperm when I was being conceived.

  • Haha, " Please don't kill yourself" Ah, I'm significant again!

  • that wall of stuff in the background is cool...

  • HAHA! and that bitch was you.

  • Visit jr045mainacc's channel.

  • and this seems random to you instead of the finger prints of a divine creator?

  • waaaaaaahhhttt?

  • 1:24 he says highly unlikely?!?!? yeah?

    is it incrediblyunlikely that GOD made everything?!?!? hmmm?

  • God doesnt exist.

  • I recommend you to watch Dan's episode on Profanity, and encourage you to Not curse.

    Cursing like that Is Stupid.

  • Exactly, he just said we have overcome odds, he did not say anything about who created the universe and everything else. GET A LIFE PEOPLE!

  • Some people have a 50 sperm count?

  • he means 50 mill to 600 mill

  • this is stupid forreal loland how is this supposted to make u feel better and omfg ive never heard u cuse

  • it says DBU christmas special

  • Now I see the DBU Christmas Special!

  • Your points (and facts) on this video, and your video "You are an insignificant worthless speck" should show you the strong case for a creator God. In fact, I highly recommend the book "Case for a Creator" by Lee Strobel (He's also written "Case for Christ," "Case for Faith," and others). These books are well done and convincing (and based on facts). Lee Strobel is a former atheist who was an editor at the Chicago Tribune. Now he's a Christian writer. I wish you the best!

  • can u see the DBU christmas special in the back ground OMFG yay

  • finally a vid in HD :P

  • More atoms in the body than stars in the universe? Surely your claim is an extreme "guesstimation," for it does not take into account certain corpulent or anorexic persons, which would deviate the figure you presented quite a lot. Estimating the number of stars is a whole matter of its own.

  • Here comes all the evolution VS creationism crap...

    Awesome vlog again. =)

  • ......... you think that happend by chance....... wow..... maybe God made this and he made it so unlikly just to make evolution look stupid.

  • Dan, I hope you don't cause to much contraversy between creationism and science/evolution... you know?

  • dude evolution is defenitly NOT science, creation is more logical than evolution but they are both relegions.

  • if we won the race of sperm, imagine Michael Phelps. Damn! He must have won that race by a frickin mile.

  • rofl yeah i bet

  • Actually, when the sperm only has to travel about 4 inches to meet the egg, so...yeah.

  • LOL I LAUGHED LIKE HELL

  • There's this huge book written about stuff like this. I've read parts of it. Indeed we are special. But when you look at the big picture. we are pretyy insignificant.

  • do you watch the brotherhood 2.0 vlogs? i swear you are their long lost brother!!

  • GOD.?.?.?.?

  • ah!

  • also, you could have been a unicellular organism that lives in the ocean. there are over a quadrillion of those organisms and one of those could,ve been you, but you actually turned into the dominant species on planet earth and overcame odds that you cant even comprehend.

    o and dont forget the species on other planets in other galaxies either.

  • then how many atoms are in the universe?

  • now THAT would take a BIG FRIGGIN LOAD of calculations

  • you gave me depression =(

  • It was incredibly I would find a video about some goofy guy talking about life O_O lol

  • I CAN THINK :P

    And Im not depressed anymore!

    Cus I won a swimming race!

    YAY!

  • Theres a clue to SAM? on this video Dan...you should of thought ahead and moved the

    draobkcalb

  • r u atheist 'cause if u r than that would suck

  • he is what you call agnostic which i'm 99% sure means he is not sure if there is a God... check out his video " A letter to God" that should explain it to you

  • YAY! I won a big race ^_^

    I don't understand why people should get depress with the other video, is the truth, but we humans are amazing (how our body works)

    Please people, don't get all religious because not everybody thinks the way you think!If you don't like it, don't watch it!

  • So, Is dan Atheist?

    I feel hurt o.0

  • yea, hes kinda annoying, lol.

  • blasphemy!!!!

  • 2:12 makes me giggle profusely.

  • It gives the slight impression that someone influenced him to make his "fans" feel better for being insignificant.

    If you think about it... all tha things he says in this video, tough true, are just the things that people tell you to make you feel better, even when they don't even believe it.

  • In my biology class we've learned that the chance of you being in existence is 1 in 70 trillion. This covers not only how many sperm, but also all the different variations of DNA and genetics on not only the sperm, but the egg, too.

  • there were millions of sperm going to the end but only 1 got there.... And that bitch was you!♥friggin love this guy♥

  • and how many atoms formed all the stars in the universe?

  • But do stars think?

  • your so annoying

  • almost everything in this video im learning in school!

  • i live in boston!!! hollaaaa

  • Yo i saw i chalk board for a DBU christmas thing....im stoked...yay hurry up Dan

  • Deep.

  • sciencey... *head explodes* so i gess i wouldnt have to kill myself, u just did it for meh =D lol

  • its not luck it was God.

  • prove it!!

  • true

  • "Only one sperm won that race, and that bitch was you" - Awesome :)

    It really makes me think it isn't all luck. It doesn't necessitate the Christian God, but it makes me think something is out there.

  • Is that a DBU Teaser behind you?

  • we have alot in common Dan, thanks for the cheerful reminder of how awesome it is to be here.

  • maybe because it isn't all by "luck"

    (god exists?) just a thought

  • when i was in my first days of being freshmen, our teacher told us that we are all "born a champion" because we are the one who reaches the egg cell first.

  • "Only one sperm won that race, and that bitch was you!"

    Lol best quote ever.

  • oh thats to bad what am i going to do with this angery mob

  • why isnt your hd as good as the others ?

  • michael phelps was once the most badass sperm of all..

  • u saw that, a new DBU episode, christmas special!

  • this guy realy makes sense

  • thanks dan i stopped cutting myself now

  • only one sperm gets there, and that bitch, WAS YOU!! lol hilarious

  • god created evilution.

  • "And that bitch, was you" lmao!

    if you just liked what you just say if dan put you in the state of awa Subscribe to him and click the ourng button it would really really really mean something

    "if you would do that that would be really kool".

    lol

    plz be a christan plz plz God really really really loves you. "if you would do that that would be really kool".

  • your  awsome

  • Your nice!

  • YAY

  • pro-life.

    YOU WERE ALL CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY GOD, IN HEAVEN.(VERY TRUE)

    evolutionist or big bang theory-ist. (NOT TRUE!)

  • god doesn't exist, it's all just lied, you think some magical being, just created stuff, YA right, now there;s a load of bullshit

  • You think all the atoms and molecules just connected together on their own (not to mention how they got there in the first place)now that's a load of crap.

  • (skram1000)"pro-life. YOU WERE ALL CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY GOD, IN HEAVEN.(VERY TRUE)evolutionist or big bang theory-ist. (NOT TRUE!)"

    Dan has also touched on this subject as well. If god and heaven are real, my question is whose god, and which heaven? What if the pagans got it right? How about the Egyptians? The Greeks, and all the worlds major and minor religions. When faith is your only offense and defense you have no right to judge others for their differing beliefs.

  • pro-life. i like it evolutionist or big bang theory-ist. i dont like as much. YOU WERE ALL CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY GOD, IN HEAVON

  • if you dont believe in evolution your fucking stupid....if god loves everyone equaly how come there are babies dieing over in africa every minute....does he not love them the same that he loves you?

  • um what makes africa so special theres babies dying here too

  • What do babies dying in Africa have to do with evolution?

    Also there are millions of babies dying in America every year do to abortion.

    God loves us all equally, but he cannot interfere with free-will, such as the free-will to have an abortion or to have sex when you cannot sufficiently raise a child.

    Also try reading the book of Job to understand why some of us suffer at times and others do not. There are times in all of our lives when we feel pain and suffer.

  • Fetuses, a baby precursor if you will.

    Not a baby.