Wizard People, Dear Reader - LONDON'S BOWELS (Chapter 5)

[jenlaawesome]

This is great! I said the Harry freakn potter line and then they all sang the song

[motrojam]

I've always liked this thing.

[vikingoddess3890]

"His name is Professor Queerman" bahahahahaha

[wickedfeylady]

GODDAMNIT I WENT TO WIZARDING WORLD AT UNIVERSAL AND NOBODY WOULD SELL ME A TURKISH MASSAGE OWL. I'm pissed!!

[phazonsuitzora]

"Whillikers!" IT BEGINS

[Erniethecatisawesom]

DUDE! Were you a Demolay? :D

[rizz103]

Harry watches kids breaking their nose cartilage on the window panes of broom stores. This is heaven.

[Natsters46]

Laaadadaadada

[iWolfrost]

LOL PROFESSOR QUEERMAN!

[moxanot]

and a wreath of tambourines jangle!!!

[itachifan1243]

Is there only book 1? Oh, please say there's more books... PLEASE. XD

[AntiTwilight101]

@itachifan1243 Look up Snakes and Spiders, Dear Reader. It's not Brad but it's just as good.

[TheBeesKneeofJustice]

So this is how the audio books of Harry Potter sounds...

[goldenchocobo2070]

wands, magic sand, Turkish massage owls.....ect. :)

[aRadioheadSong]

you wanna do some shopping or what?

[kkjm94]

His name is Professor Queerman.

[MissStarkid222]

Brilliant!

[ChaoticKeyblade]

Ha! Wizard People, Dear Readers came up with "Harry Freaking Potter!" long before AVPS!

[mynameisslimshady18]

harry fricken potter!

[moreownage]

does he have to come up with this on the spot!?@?!@?!@!

[Froebs]

Turkish massage owls. Fantastic creatures.

[BabyiLoisaa682]

Ûhm_åný_gùýs_wàñt_tØ_chät_wÏth­_mË

[pigeongirl]

You all seem to have missed the glory that is the phrase TURKISH MASSAGE OWL.

[ebrown112]

masonic pentagram, and shazam!

alive and marketplace-y. lol.

and look, it's a bat!

[santalaurita]

can you please do the other movies, too?

[Zetra7]

and SHAZAM!!

[mawdcj]

HARRY FREKIN POTTER

[JaseAndrews]

Where can I ever obtain such...OBSCURITIES!?!

[a1r2h3m4]

"Harry watches kids breaking their nose cartilidge on the window panes of broom stores. This is heaven." Lol, dude.

[Lemurchan]

I love how he calls Queerman "The Defender of the Dark Arts" teacher. Spoiler alert lol.

[kkezar11]

imagine music, dear readers. la dah dah dah...

[noonetouchmewaffles]

PROFESSOR QUEERMAN!

[aishuakshi77]

y is harry so fucking wonderful throughout this whole thing??

[lava502]

@shoomalakapoodoo you mean WP Dear Reader of course

[dreamingofstars19]

well I utterly enjoy wizard people dear readers, but who can ignore the awesomeness of AVPS?

[NumotTD]

lol at professor queerman

[sunnygirl523]

I totally screamed out loud when hagar said harry freakin potter love that lmao:)

[lemonrhyme13]

How do all those people know me!?!?! Do you want to do some shopping or what?

[dreamingofstars19]

its harry freakin potter!!! go AVPS!!

[SomethinRofl]

WILIKERS!!!

[therewillbemike]

dear reader imagine music "a-laa duh daah duh daah" alive n marketplacey

[sizzurps]

Black plastic business.

[pennypyro42]

"Masonic pentagram"...haha nice

[creekstar7]

"Hello Hagar."

"Hello Hagar."

...

"Hello Hagar."

XD

[mrsbirdman94]

WHERE'S THE OLD CHAPTER 5?

[xoxCarlyx7]

I have Harry FREAKIN' Potter here today, and we are doing some shoppin!

[Danikashadow]

"And shazam! the doorway to a magical world is afolded back brick by brick for Harry's brain to take in and awe"

[killedbyAP]

"defender" of the dark arts

haha

[iamronnie]

Breaking their nose cartilage... pffhaha

[Calebnotcable]

...and then a Masonic pentagram was inscribed on the wall by Hagar.

[GothChilde6969]

hey do you want some beer?

NO! I HAVE HARRY FRIKKIN POTTER WITH ME TODAY! and we're goin shoppin

[senseofcompletion]

AND LOOK. IT'S A BAT.

[vXcXous]

SWEET MUSTACHE, WILIKERS!

[wandervision]

WHERE CAN I OBTAIN SUCH OBSCURITIES

[goldenball]

Harry shakes hands proffesser Quirmen lol

[psymargarine]

I have Harry frikken Patter with me today....and we're doing some shopping!

[inthepalais]

hahaha Turkish massage owl

[jamie33190]

Sweet mustache! Willikers!

[StarscreamsGirl]

Do you wanna do some shopping or what?

[katmolburke]

a bar?!?! hagar, ddo you know what you're getting harry into?!?! HAHA

[fearsomestmoocow]

Professor Queerman X)

[lizmallett]

"and directs harry into a nondescript black plastic business"

[saltythebear]

Dear Reader, imagine music

[Elizacoco]

"alive and market-placey" LOL!

[xSUSPICION]

Harry watches kid's break their nose cartilage on the window panes of broom stores.

L O L.

[FdotsgtCIIR]

"-what looks like 1800's England, downtown"

downtown England lol XD

[casey11592]

"look, its a turkish massage owl! and look, its a bat!" ahahhahaha

[leetlelaura]

no thats okay. i have harry frickin potter with me today and we're doin some shoppin!

[lechn3r]

SWEET MOUSTACHE, WILKERS!

[corythesuit]

harry freaken potter just got cool

[mayfair08]

alive and marketplace-y :D

[Nodrog666]

Turkish Massage Owl.

[dragondrawinggirl]

"SWEET MUSTACHE!!!!"

XD You have NO idea how much I am going to say that from now on. = P

[SmoothJazzApprClinic]

You're right. I don't have any idea.

[mizusajt]

la da da da daaaa

[killa6190]

...breaking their nose cartilage on the windowpanes...

rofl

[p27andrew]

holy crap that was a pentagon

[actor41]

OMG These never get old i ove his voice i just watched the whole wizard people lol

[FlareXyron]

do you wanna do some shopping or what

[nunchaku1992]

they all wanna see the legend of harry pee!

lllllllllooooooooooollllllllll­lll

[LoriAretz]

Calgon alley! LOL

[b34rdc0r3]

SWEET MUSTACHE! WILLIKERS! lmao

[NoveltySocks]

Hagar makes a knowing O shape with his hairy lips

[theradpotato]

"and, look, it's a BAT!"

[6our6vampire6hearts]

"breaking their nose cartilage..." x'D hahahahahaa

[LiONLAMBxox]

HAHHA

I have Harry Freakin Potter with me, and we're doing some shopping!!!

a turkish massage owl!!

ROFL!

[StenStyren]

Defender of the dark arts teacher:D

[aha45]

these are terrific!

[kent1394]

sweet mustache!

[dumblebandit]

"He could kill anything, a gorilla, Ronnie the effin' bear, ANYTHING."

"KABLOOMERS!!! destruction!!!" Queerman the defender of the dark arts, OMGROFLMAO!!* crates wizard people dear reader playlist*

[canknight212]

where can i ever obtain such obsquerities?

[andantinowithaswager]

these never get old.

[rockerchic3214]

Professor Queerman

LOLOLOLOL

[DMJulie]

I have Harry Freakin Potter with me today, and we're doin some SHOPPING!

amazing. I can't stop laughing.

[amerikano]

lol.... wtf!

5 Stars.

[bloodredeyes21]

Professor Queerman. Love it. breaking their nose cartalidge on the windows of broom stores lmao i love this person!!

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"...one turkish massage owl" OH, too much! LOL!!! The WHOLE bar scene was so good, you can't find one quote!!!

[captainbishop]

sweet mustache! willikers!

[jorpike]

professor queerman

[DMG4rr1ty]

breaking their nose cartalidge on the windows of broom stores lmao

[companioncubexglados]

CHEETO!!!1!!

[everything80s12]

Sweet moustache!

[ByrdOnFire]

Professor Queerman. Love it.

[HalfJoey]

Ok, I knew it. He must have done different audio recordings because this one is different than the one from the website. Or there could be two different versions of it on YouTube. I like how he read it on the WizardPeople website better.

[HalfJoey]

Are there different versions of this video? I saw it before but i remember hearing it read differently.

[andantinowithaswager]

hello hagar... hello hagar... hello hagar...

[123hihi1]

imagine music la de da de da lol

[willowpuff]

"Sweet moustache"

"Breaking their nose cartalidge on the windows of broomstores"

hahahahaahahaahahaha

[kileyja]

want a berr Hagar?

no thanks, i've got Harry Frekin' Potter with me!!

[mfielder95]

and look! its a bat

[loonygrl90]

I love that "Queerman" is the *Defender* of the Dark Arts teacher,

and:

"Dear reader, imagine music, ladadadada..."

and:

"Look! A turkish massage owl!"

XD

[julianjulianjulian7]

"la di da di da"

"a nondescript black plastic business"

this is pure pure genius

[darkpirategirl]

breaking their nose cartilage rofl!!

[bddrumline]

sweet mustache!! WILIKERS!

ROFL

[LoonyLuna08]

LOOK! It's a turkish massage owl. LOOK! It's a bat.

This shit is ridiculous.

[kileyja]

want some beer?

no, i've got Harry Friking Potter with me!! and we're doing some shoppin'!!!!

i love this!!!!!!!

[kitty16127]

yaaaa XD

[Uzumaki39]

"Breaking their nose cartilage on the windows of broomstores...this is heaven!"

LOL!

[miaaaaaaaaaaaaak]

hello haggar, hello haggar - it comes from all directions XD

[bloodfalcon2]

it's very good but i miss roastbeefyweeps.

[Archigearour]

Dear readers, imagine music. Ladadadadadada. ROFL

[password822]

do you wanna do some shopping or what? lol this is the best shit since sex

[KoroOutbreak]

"professor queerman"

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

lol masonic pentagram?

[steveasat2]

Uh-oh, bricked-up dead-end with a 300-pound biker. Harry, u gonna git raept. Oops, nope, the acid's kicking in, and there go the walls. Wheeee!

[gregbdiablo]

"LOOK! a Turkish Massage Owl and look it's a bat!"

Genius, pure genius.

[jolenaddy]

SO GOOD.

My abs hurt from laughing.

[rdntzah]

sweet mustache! Willikers!

[RustyIShacklefurd]

This has got to be the first time something has been so painful to watch due to my inability to stop laughing my ass off. This series is GODLY!!!

[Crunkalunks]

LOL "Sweet Mustache"

[waffleboy831]

i actually cried, this made me laugh so hard

one turkish massage owl

lmfao

a non-descript, black plastic business

[luckyelway]

Breaking their nose cartilage... XD

[Xenocidal]

Sweet mustache! Whillickers!

[macytron]

Brad Neely is my hero.

[ambeeej12]

again, here here! i added him to my heroes on my myspace ^-^

[Pilouette]

This is making me laugh so hard, my whole body hurts. IT HURTS. So awesome. XD XD XD

"Want some beer?" "No, thanks. I've got Harry frickin' Potter with me today..." XD

[shadowduck93]

a mesanic pentagram is described by hagar on a brick wall. and shazaam.

[Undercoverkris24]

"Hello Hagar. Hello Hagar. Hello Hagar. It comes from all directions."

Typing the words is not enough.  His voice is too funny.

[ambeeej12]

here here!

[colorfulwonder]

sweet mustache! willikers!

[mizhkz08]

a bar! hagar the horrible, you better know what you're getting harry into!

[jukeboxhero52]

turkish massage owl

[gothiagurl54]

lol....

** "ive got harry-frickin'-potter with me today and we're doin some shoppin'!" **

funny...

[millencolinman]

a masonic pentagram haha

[cavernism]

"Harry watches kids break their nose cartileges against window panes of broom stores. This is heaven."

LMAO!

[HIMkidHIM]

lmao, he owns so much!

[ap22987]

i have harry fricken potter with me today

[TugOfWarStar]

Queermen xD

[millencolinman]

haha, i love it. This had to take so much time. God damn i love it

[melaniehibiki]

"breaking their nose cartilage on the window panes of broom stores" - LOL, priceless!

[jmobo93]

Professor Queerman...lol

[donmegiddo]

"of course, the barkeep knows hagars bar-darkening frame" LMFAO!

[mlvassallo]

This is Neely. This is from the version that they showed at a film fest in NYC. This IS Neely.

[StreamLineSniper]

"LOOK, A TURKISH MASSAGE OWL!"

The level of awesomeness is indescribable

[telene]

aw, not as good as Neely's other version :( i like the weak and wobbly voice, not this gravelly rushed one. damnit!

unfortunately, this one is on HarryPotterCentral, and is nicely cut up into chapters, and therefore easily searchable. why couldn't it have been with the good voice over?! :(

sorrows...

[tayyyen]

queerman LOL!!!!!!!

[charlieonehorse]

you are fucking retarded this is neely

[HarryPotterDoc]

Yes, it is Neely. He has made two versions, slightly different, but essentially the same.

[boydctinsley]

Yeah this is some poser, not Brad Neely at all. Should be removed from youtube, and the poser needs to stop.

[DXsukIT]

dumb ass this is neely wow what a dumb shit all the HarryPotterCentral ones are neely

[boydctinsley]

Apparently he did several takes... but this one doesn't sound like him, and it certainly isn't out of the question that someone would pop up to rip him off.

But what do I know, I'm a dumb ass and/or shit.

[AthenaCurrier]

This sounds different than other "Wizard People."

[strawberyshortcake89]

Harry P!