Project: Rant - Rant 049: My Dog Can Poop In My Yard!

[adrianwfsk8r]

I really like the episodes. Keep up the good work!

[PeachesSaysSTFU]

When she yells, she kind of sounds like Roseanne.(:

[DottyLuv4Life]

You probably already said where... but I'm a bit lazy to find out... where do you guys get these crazy-funny rant material ? just randomly over the internet?

[Leonnidik]

Now, if you could just learn to pick up your own.

[urJOLLIN]

she's a female version of steve martin.

[NB5BHVL]

I love the part where you say captain fucktard , That's a few (or more) of my neighbors 

[Pieguy302]

What has this dickwad accomplished anyway? Haha this cracks me up!!

[Kolfritz]

Oh, God!!! That made me laugh so hard! Not only was it hillarious, but I had to laugh because this rant reminds me of one of my best friends... the crappy truck, the engine revving, the honking, the yelling about dog shit... my buddy is a "Captain Fucktard" ...that's just the way he is. Thanks for posting these videos!

[musicAL722]

So, are these rants word-for-word rants you found on the internet?

[ProjectRANT]

@musicAL722 Yes. We will cut them down if they are too long, but we don't add or change the words that you see in the episode. Thanks for watching!

[xYourThumbsAreGayX]

"Well thank you captain fucktard!"

XDD

[demmylowther]

Great flowerbed fertilizer,not veg. though !

[yoursweet]

That neighborhood looks like Los Angeles. And in LA it is illegal not to pick up. Pick up your dog shit ppl of Los Angeles.

"The LA County Dept. of Public Works developed a program to control pet waste. LA Municipal Code requires dog defecation to be immediately removed by the owner of the animal. LA County's pooper scooper law is listed under the county's nuisance ordinance and says, "Animal defecation on public property or upon private property other than the owner's property is prohibited."

[life4sorrows1893]

@yoursweet "Animal defecation on public property or upon private property other than the owner's property is prohibited." Thank you Captain Fucktard. It clearly says that it was HER private property. Way to pay attention.

[MewWinxKPandmore]

I just noticed.... The childish "ahh" sounds like the one from Hetalia...

[EastofForever]

"Captain Fucktard"---she got that one right.

[mbabist01]

You want a RANT!? Stop with the fucking commercials at the beginning!

[Kiwigal84]

@mbabist01 haha

[JonnerJcon]

I love how nasal her voice is in this one. Couldn't stop laughing when she screamed with it.

[TheZwinkyClub]

Lol, For some reason all I notice is the Remax for sale reality sign in the background.

[jessyrosegirl]

Is it just me or does it feel like people scowl or look at you in a certain way when your dog poops on the sidewalk or somewhere public? Seriously why me it was the doooog anyways when you gotta go you gotta go. So stick that in your juice box and suck it! Ta daaa! my rant :)

[nawabmevans]

id break someones window if they tried to tell me to pick up my dogs shit in my own yard

[Level11Entertainment]

This is awesome! It's perfect!!

We live in a luxury apartment complex where we have to pick up after our dog so we do, every time. We've never once left dog crap on the grass. It's always the stuck up chicks and redneck douche bags who don't pick up after their tiny yap-yap dogs that are the first to glare at you when your dog squats for a shit as if to say "you're gonna pick that up right, cause i'm gonna walk my beast later and not pick up after him and I don't want to step in your dogs mud."

[drewthedirector]

I think you guys from projectrant should have added something like.. "My poor dog! You dont see me or her coming into your bathroom and yelling... YOU BETTER FLUSH THAT SHIT!" woulda been funny to hear something of that nature in there! HAHA :D

[ProjectRANT]

@drewthedirector LOL, that would have been funny, but our "rules" say we can't add any material. Great suggestion though! Thanks for watching!

[MadamGeek]

@drewthedirector That's a hilarious suggestion! XD

[crazyamygamer]

Or like whene EVERYONE at the park stares at you while you fumble with your bag to pull out those doggy bags, or reused wal-mart bags, until you pick it up. Yes, I'm going to pick up my dog crap... because more than likely I'll walk this way again and I don't want to step in it!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

[shawbros]

@crazyamygamer

But you aren't everyone.

A lot won't.

[itsmedave1969]

:29 classic......thats why i'm moving BACK to my lower middle class neighborhood.

[EinsamWolfgang]

Thank you captain Fucktard! That makes me laugh every time xD

[ProjectRANT]

@EinsamWolfgang That line is pretty much the reason we shot this one.

[EinsamWolfgang]

@ProjectRANT Oh and I agree, most of the time the bleeps do make it funnier.

[StainedGlassFlower]

That's interesting, whenever I see people letting dogs poop in yards and not clean it up I've never considered that it might actually be their yard.

[Ixillius]

im getting really fucking tired of all these "Awww" and "birthday!~" shouts from kids on youtube. Every video out of 10 has the fucking "Awww" and fucking "birthday!~" from some fucking song on tv. I dont want to hear it, its not cute! Go drool away at your own kids bawwing away but keep it the hell off my internets!

[arterialshadow]

imma go outside and take a dump on my lawn right now

[Imputis]

this is my favorite rant actress, she does an awesome job :D

[jbetenbender]

This bitch is gross, I would never pick up shit in a plastic bag u can feel through plastic and therefore feel the warmth and somewhat the texture of shit. Imo she should have dealt with it in a better manner by telling him as calm and rational as possible "HEY U REDNECK DICK FUCK OFF etc!!!". She should used a shovel to scoop the shit with it and fling the feces at his house then use the shovel to f up his car ;D

[xxkitkatandhersheys]

Idk if this is similar but when I was bike riding in the bike lane, a guy yelled at me (who had a truck) to get on the side walk. Which, is more dangerous because you can crash into other people. I just like to ride my bike in the bike lane but no a bizznatch has to come and do that! Anyway, the guy sounds like a real jerk~

[donottake]

Lady, dial down the profanity. As long as your dog deficates on your own property and you dispose of the excrement properly then don't get bent out of shape about somebody yelling out a window. The guy probably drives around yelling at everyone.

You claim to be cleaning up your dog's excrement, now clean up your language.

[xxkitkatandhersheys]

@donottake You know its an actor right? And the real person will probably never watch this?

[nik100o]

LOL "Thank you Captain Fu**tard!!"

[RymoMymo]

I love Cathy's rants. She always does such an awesome job - very natural. Keep it up! -Ryan

[manwithabook]

So many dog owners do NOT pick up after their dogs. It really is a public nuisance, and it's very hard to catch an offender in the act. This is why so many people get very angry when they see someone letting their dog poop without picking it up.

As you stated, you had been walking your dog and by all appearances, your yard was simply part of this walk. How was the driver supposed to know you were in your own yard?

I don't empathize with your indignation. It was an honest mistake.

[UsagiRingo43]

I wonder if the person who this rant was directed towards saw it! xD Ha! LAMEO!!

[alahmara1]

ew, biatch ppl!

[YamiFanGirl101]

well, thank you captin F@#$ TARD!

[pandora3036]

This happened to me once... and I clearly had my bag at the ready... I was standing there, just waiting for my dog to finish doing her business so that I COULD pick it up... She wasn't even finished when he roared up and yelled at us!Heck, I think the guy was driving a truck too! I wish someone would scream "FLUSH YOUR S*#T!" at him when he's on the toilet, so he could see how it feels!

[poptart1492]

OMG The same thing happened to me lolololol

[Sieieb]

I like her shirt. Where is it from? :P

[superturbodiesel]

...and that's why I don't own a dog. I'm not walking around picking up feces after any damned animal. Who's the master of her domain? Not you honey. But hey, if that's your thing in life... by all means, have at it - Turd Burglar! LMAO!

[RunmoreThinkless]

1:20 sounds like my mom

[RedneckYachtClubber]

"Thank you Captain Fucktard"

LOL I love it!

[SkySurferZero]

@ZioHalofan - In a perfect world, each dog would only poop once. But try telling them that. ;)

[666slink]

Great rant!

[Mossgate97]

This is so right!

[DrShakesBALLIN]

PICK THAT SHIT UP

[metaknight95]

project rant is so fucking useless...

[EndlessxHeart]

@metaknight95 then stop watching dumbass.

[xXFredBurgerXx]

mabye when he said "pick that shit up" he meant the woman who isn't in the kitchen to the dog! xD

[tips000]

thank you captain fucktard

[NauiBitchtl]

Wave and smile, wave and smile. Think he'll confront you? Someone that acts like that and has nothing better to do probably has warrants out for his arrest. Call the cops and tell them he's stalking you. There are some advantages to being a woman. Just leave out the part where your dog shits. Dogs shit all the time, you know. Then he gets to tell the cops how he's the shit enforcemnt squad, and go to jail for his unpaid parking tickets. See?

[snappydoo14]

This is what goes on inside of nice peoples heads....

You think they are smiling and waving...

but now you know. :)

[Deedles31]

hickey or birth mark?

[hellspawn003]

Rofl thats just so freking true

[VelvetRope1992]

Lol very funny!

[GiveMeATaco100]

he didn't know it was your yard.

[funnyhomeboy1]

It's funny, because with this rant, that guy had now just accomplished his goal.

[OoYummyMonsteroO]

ROFL! Good job!

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[soaffb1337]

if anyone's dog shits in my yard, you better believe they are picking it the fuck up(i would pick up from someone else's yard)

[Pieguy302]

What is this dickwad trying to accomplish anyways? LOL!! I love this one!

[flashbak2theyayo]

i would follow him to his house and full blown dump on his steps...and smear MY shit on HIS door

[ihateheavymetalmusic]

Dog owners are idiots anyway. Nobody owns a dog the dog owns them! Who wants to spend their life picking up shit after an animal??? And I won't even go into the fucking barking for the neighborhood to hear...

[ReplaKunt]

@ihateheavymetalmusic

Get over it. Some people actually enjoy animals. And yes, animals do have needs. And yes, they do bark. Thank you, captain obvious.

[ihateheavymetalmusic]

@ReplaKunt Fuck off KUNT

[clarabelle1able]

"Thank you Captain fucktard." -made my whole day

[lalona37]

i would like to do a project rant about those people that post shit on youtube, jajaja and those who see a ufc fight and say they can be way better, jajajaja that would be funny

[RawrKOLXD]

Good work dumb ass!

[qaz474]

This is my favorite XD

[steveyz1]

It's always better when your dog craps in someone else's yard so you don't have to pick it up.

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Something similar happened to me once. My sis and I were walking our dog and this douche in a truck driving by slows down, sticks his head out and told us that we better pick up his poo and drives away. HE WASN'T EVEN POOING!!! Thanks for ruining an otherwise pleasant walk asshole!

[Andjealous]

I love this rant. Apparently this women believes people are psychics.

[Kiwigal84]

totally true!!! asshole needs to mind his own dumb ass buisness!!!!

[nerdelicious5]

People need to mind their own fuckin business

[mos277]

love rants

[Darky12351]

maybe that guy should've minded his own business if i were her i would've pick'd up the shit and throw its and his shitty truck -w-

[Arxiuz2]

@Darky12351 OWND!

[tomnguyen13]

@Darky12351 lol just about to say that

[stingstungme]

@Darky12351 My thoughts as well.

[RepublicanDumbAss]

So every time I see some as**ole letting their dog s**t on a front lawn, I'm supposed to assume it's the dog owner's property? Yeah right! I agree with the guy in the truck! I would have done the same thing! As**oles! BTW, if your dog has it's own big yard, why do you feel the need to parade it around the neighborhood? Because you're an as**hole, that's why.

[ProjectRANT]

Yes, that is Cathy Cahlin Ryan from "The Shield" and the movie "Redbelt".

[xellos26]

@ProjectRANT Did She Have Fun???

[ProjectRANT]

@xellos26 We think she did... She said she did. She's very nice though, so if she didn't I doubt she would have told us. :) Thanks for watching!

[nade57]

is that Cathy Cahlin Ryan?