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  • Take da plane into a nosedive Hoke Kogan! (grudge sound)

  • Im not a gay socialist liberal... I am a mildy retarded unitarian though can I still comment?

  • "ASK NOT ABOUT THE POWER RUNNING THRU THE VEINS OF MY ARMS AND TRAPEZIUS, FOR I WILL NOT REVEAL THE GODS IN THEIR PLACES OF UNSEEN AND UNKNOWN NOTHINGNESS...NOO I WILL NOT INCLUDE FOR YOU THE FEEDING TIMES OF THE MILLIONS OF WAARYAAA'S RUNNING THRU THE DARKEST REGIONS OF AN UNCHARTED MIND THAT HAS NO DESTINATION. ONLY ASK OF THE PAIN EXPERIENCED FROM AN UNFULFILLED DESTINY AS I CROSS THE PICKET LINES OF FATE ONLY TO EMERGE UNSHAKEN, SLIGHTLY STIRRED AND SUMMONING THE POWER OF THE WAAARYA'S"

  • "I LIVE FOR A GOOD FRUSTRATION!!!"

  • Too bad I can't understand everything... well, not sure that it would make any difference.

  • HO KOGAN!

    

  • i just remembered how funny this vid is i think its from that ultimate warrior destruction vid... i used to be a huge warrior fan

  • He makes me laugh everytime he yells! He is nutty and hilarious!!

  • RAGEEEEE ._.

  • I cant believe they said his promos are crap - This shit fits his character perfect - this guy is INSANE and filled with roid rage and his nonsense totally makes sense.

  • it really all boils down to having 80's glam rock hair and an infinite amount of different facepaint combinations

  • 2:43 he sniffs the lugie than swolls and goes "ahh.."

  • SKRONK!

  • Is this a workout video?

  • I reached a state of euphoria and nirvana at about the 1 minute mark..The warriors words began to hit me like a ton of bricks and i made the decesion not to ask but just to give, keep given until everyones sick of it. At about the minute and a half mark my body and mind began to go into shock and convulse and i began TO FEEL IT DUDE!!!, lastly i went outside and layed down on the lawn and began to let my lawnmower run me over and then STOPPED and said..."fuck this, this guys nuts..the hell?"

  • Judging by the description, the guy in the video and the poster might be the same guy, on drugs/off drugs.

  • I still don't know what he's talking about..

  • we need this guy back. he is fucking hilarious. man, this shit gets me high.

  • BUT ME AND ALL THE WARRIORS FLOATIN THROUGH THE VEINS AND THE POWA OF THE WARRIORAAAA!

  • the best time in wrestling

  • The testosterone is too great! It broke my phone screen. Lmfao!!

  • hoke Kogan!!!!!!

  • What The Fuck Did He Say?

  • The greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • am i the only one who thinks it looks like there's a vagina toward the bottom of his neck?

  • @panch0bill Unless youve seen a weird vagina then no.

  • hahahahahahahaha.... you cant beat a bit of THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR... Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • Gee, I can't understand why some college was surprised when this guy went ape-shit bonkers on their students

  • as youuuu travel to wrrrrrRESTLEMAINAAa.a...a..aa.­.a hulk hogan.

  • this is going in my Favourites

  • I love it!!!

  • Dont you think  he could make an Impressive He-Man???

  • Waterboy Movie

    LT: Which brings me to my next point don't smoke crack.

    Kids: Nodd in agreement.

  • THE GODS DIG YOUR CLAWS INTO MY FLESH, STRETCH MY INTESTINES, BURY YOUR ANGER INTO MY BONES. AS I WALK ON THE BATTLEFIELD WITH THE SKELETONS OF WARRIORS OF THE PAST AROUND ME. THE SMELL OF COMBAT IN THE AIR THAT NORMAL PEOPLE, WE CAN NOT UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR. INJECT MY BODY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL AND WHEN YOU FEEL THE POWER OPEN THE HEAVENS ABOVE AND MAKES THE SKY RUMBLE AND THE EARTH SHAKE. THIS NIGHTMARE IS THE BEST PART OF MY DAY FROM THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR!!! *SNORTS COKE*

  • I watch this everyday before I work out - great video.

  • at 0:44 it looks like he wrapped his arms up in used condoms.

  • Crazy.

  • 2:43, SCRONK!!!!!

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  • The Ultimate Warrior must have been on more drugs than just cocaine to act like that.

  • anavar sustanon 250 dinaabol anadrol 50 etc were his compounds

  • the best 3 minutes and 19 seconds ever captured on film...period

  • @BadBloodBlues  I watch this before I train

  • Ultimate Warrior brought his A game everytime.. I love his passion, tenacity and motivation..speed is measured in seconds, strength is measured in pounds, Courage, you can't measure courage and that's what the Warrior has. His deepest fear was,he was powerful beyond measure!!

    Sincerely,

    We the people, for the people, by the people!

  • It'd be so funny to be right there & see him do these promos then when the camera goes off watch him go "Was that good? I can do it better guys. Okay? It was good? Where's the snack table?" lol

  • I'm a sick socialist liberal, but this video still rules.

  • The Warrior's three easy steps to 'ultimate' preparation:

    1. Jump off the tallest building in the world.

    2. Lay on the lawn and get run over by lawnmowers.

    3. Go to Africa and get trampled by raging elephants.

  • @EnterSandman27 You're nearly correct. But technically, it's TRUMPLED. Not trampled. The difference is that trumpling has more umple in it. It makes him more infused with the power of the gods above than normal trampling would.

  • 0:43 = best part 

  • Warrior is the best in the world..... CM Punk ??? Ja !

  • At 1:28. Why is he playing Peek-A-Boo with the IC Title? 0_o

  • how did i end up watching ultimate warrior promos?

  • This is the best promo I have seen of the Ultimate Warrior. I love this man! Thanks for this awesome compilation. This takes me back when I was 12 years old, and always wondering about the mystique of this fascinating character, who seemed to be living in the fires of hell all the time! Great stuff!

  • Should I lay on the lawn and let them run me over with lawnmowers?

    Crazy man.

  • I pick things up and put them down

  • 2:25 Sums this video up nicely.

  • He doesn't sound as mental here as he does on his most recent videos.

  • I just keep waiting for his mom to walk into his room...

  • That's my Halloween gimmick. I got the paint,I got the voice, I just need to build more muscle in 4 days :P Ultimate Warrior = PURE ENTERTAINTMENT!

  • SKRONK!!!!!! !!!

  • when the wwe does random drugs testing hes must get chosen all the time

  • i love when The Ultimate Warrior goes " the ultimate warrior is out of control"!!!!

  • AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!! I wish i had the idea of being the ultimate warrior.. Greatest character of WWF ever!! Insane but an absolute hero x

  • God bless you sir. God bless you for putting all of the ultimate warrior insane rantings in one place for me to enjoy

  • Legendary

  • .....uhhhh......translator? Anyone? Anyone?

  • 48 seconds. Lol. Lmfao. Classic

  • 1:42 - 1:48, i laughed so hard i spit soda all over myself

  • I bet he'd call Ho Kogan every day and leave a mesage like this in his answering machine.

  • cocaines a hell of a drug

  • @nickmanning4prez I never knew Snowflame went into the wrestling business.

  • His promos pretty much eclipses John Cena's mic skills by light miles

  • His promos pretty much eclipses John Cena's mic skills by light miles

  • Kids, this is why you shouldn't take steroids. Lol. Seriously, the ultimate warrior is my favorite of all time.

  • Zu geil:D

  • 1:42 brilliant.

  • Oh my misspent youth..If only Wwe had the balls to do this stuff now. Instead we get reality characters that are all the same except Cm Punk I enjoy his "truth" telling

  • He had the best most entertaining promos ever!!!

  • 0:56

  • U Mad Bro?

  • Screw those people on the fall of the Ultimate Warrior can suck it. Ultimate Warrior is the man. Floatin through the vains AND THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!

  • LET TEAR THIS FUCKING PLACE UP

  • He should be in a power metal band.

  • This Is You On Drugs..lol

  • FLOATIN THRUUUUU THE VEINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't think the second version was lubed up enough.

  • Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

  • @wraye0001 steroids bro...not cocaine

  • The ultimate  weirdoooooo

  • lol 0:48

    SHOULD I LAY AH THE LAWLALLAWANDBE HUGE LAWNMOWERS

  • I now pronounce this................ AWESOME.

  • Modern day fanboys (the guys that say this weeks Monday Night Raw was superior to any given 1997 WCW Nitro show, that Kelly Kelly has superseded Trish Stratus, and that only having 5 matches on Summerslam is in fact a GOOD thing. You know the type) like to rag on the Warrior for being flat and one dimensional. First of all he isn't flat, the dude's shredded! Secondly, some of this stuff is downright brilliant!

  • 1:27 the ultimate warrior should write and sing for a death metal band

  • As I feel the injections from the gods above... I only know is that the ultimate warrior is totally out of controllllllllllllll!!! simply insane this is rock n roll on steroids my friends big ups to the ultimate warrior

  • Sting's a better wrestler, but never had this guy's intensity or promo skills.

  • Dont do PCP or HORSE and wrestle people will like you

  • Warrior is fucking great

  • Sting vs Ultimate Warrior

  • Did he just said "load the spaceship with the rocket fuel"?????

    WTF!?

  • @yyyuuu100 Well what would you load a rocketship up with?

  • @yyyuuu100 The spaceship is the needle and the rocket fuel is Test

  • @yyyuuu100 That's nothing, his next order was to load it with the words.

  • This video has changed my life! I`ts time to tackle the obstacles like FN Warriors. Check this guys web site, It will inspire you! Warrior is a real man. Thank you Warrior. I will always support you. God brought you hear to kick our ass!

  • And this kids is why steroids are bad!....

  • lmfao!!!! he would scare the piss out of libtards.....

  • Ahahahahahaahaha! You can feel it!

  • I swear this makes me want to pump weights and throw things 2 months straight of watching this promo and lifting while watching i have seriously toned my body

    Thank You Warrior

  • Warrior is god!

  • @3:00 The original 9/11 truther!! :D

  • rabble rabble rabble HO KOGAN rabble rabble rabble. rararararararararararararaaa

  • I watch this every morning with coffee to tackle each day lol.

  • The main ingredient in speed is DNA from the Ultimate Warrior

  • this is where the tea party get their information from. and this is what the tea party do before going to the streets to protest people who don't believe in spaceships.

  • Steroided up, talentless, cock. Made a mess of his life, and made a mess of wrestling.

    Long Live Bret Hart.

  • Love watching this video always get motived before going to the gym!!!

  • I'm not sure if this was the most awesome 3:19 minutes of my life watching something but its pretty close to it

  • Professional wrestling, the only industry where a big body and no talent will make you famous.

  • Man, this guy is batshit. It's hard to believe he took this seriously. I mean, it doesn't *sound* like it's supposed to be hilarious.

  • ...at least he was over.

  • ROID RAGE!!!!!!!!!

  • Love him or hate him, The Warrior truly was an absolutely awesome entertainer.

  • @iTubeYourDadsMinge ...and he didn't even know it

  • you cant fuck with the power of the warri-aghhhh bitches!

  • the best motivator ever

  • ultimate warrior what a legend

  • 37 women felt their boobs get smaller.

  • I dont care what the haters say, I like the Ultimate Warrior!!! :D

  • Drugs, drugs and more drugs!!

  • worst wrestler ever 

  • This guys make a great motivational speaker.

  • @bud9133 hell yeah now I really feel motivated to do something

  • @bud9133 He actually is a motivational speaker, thats his job nowadays.

  • Dude is totally broly

  • Slayer

  • FUCKING METAL

  • Imagine him tellen the weather.

  • He goes completely over the top with this shit... but for those that don't know his character initially was supposed to be from outer space and his gimmick was to act like he had sorta mythical powers and mind control yada yada... it was a little less wacky to people back then.

  • Look at the... ... ... Way he holds that Intercontinental Title. It used to mean something back then. They fought for it tooth and nail. Now without Wikipedia, I forget who is holding it. They throw onto chumps like Zeke Jackson (as of July 15th) and such in after thought matches no one cares about. Its like they want the belt to make them stars where as the fights FOR the belt used to make the stars. Anyways, the Ultimate Warrior is the man! Until 1998 but I like to pretend that never happened.

  • Sounds like tax collector...

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  • THE ULTIMATE ROID HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! THE ULTIMATE COKE HEAD

  • YES! 0:55

  • Here's a Warrior promo from 2009!!! watch?v=Xx_YokZE4ls

  • I watch warrior clips daily.. For about 3 weeks running. Soo funny. I need not The normals.

  • @Colinmayr me too! come on in where nightmares are the best part of my daaaaaay!!

  • Coke and steroids.....ahhhhh the 80's!!

  • THE BEST

  • that was amizing....and i understood it.

  • 1:51 - Did he just say, Ahhh the heavens above but not from above.

  • "exit stage left exit stage right there is no place to run all the fuses and the exit signs have been burned out?" WTF?!! I could picture snagle puss shitting himself. : D

  • Lay on the lawn and let 'em run over me with lawnmowers...wow

  • he's a super saiyan

  • HO KOGAN!

  • WOW!! Can we say narcotics

  • this guy is a loser and he sucks big cocks

  • sure he was incoherent and intense...but that's what made him so cool. Especially back in the early 90's WWF. His character was total energy, full speed, and crazy so of course his promos would have to match. If he just stood there and talked like Hulk Hogan or Brett Hart did, it wouldn't fit with his intensity. I think his promos were priceless and no one even comes close in todays wrestling.

  • His interviews remind me of liberals- sounds good and looks cool, but doesn't make a whole lotta sense.

  • What the hell is saying?

  • He wasn't a good in ring performer, at all. But watching this old stuff can only bring a smile to my face. This is more what Wrestlers should be like: animated, over the top personalities. I miss those days.

  • @Blakkset you are a idiot..hes not a GOOD performer? LOL tell that to his success in wrestling, hes bigger then hogan, taker, bret heart, stonecold and the rest of the clowns...THIS legend puts them to shame even macho man couldnt touch this............

  • @zeustruth HAHA TOTALLY AGREE!!! I THINK IF UR NOT FROM THAT TIME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE GREATNESS!!! I MISS RANDY THO ;( STILL SAD

  • @zeustruth Drugs kill.

  • @Blakkset so does your boring comment, fail.

  • @Blakkset WHAT the warrior does thats his biz, not yours not mine thats HIS life so stop preaching like a Homo, who cares if he did drugs....all did LOL you IDIOT...omfg your IQ is well below rats ass, while the warrior RUNS FREE the other so call stars keep on dieing...hmmmmmm

  • @zeustruth I was insinuating that it is you who is on drugs! Nice job assessing that, "homo".

  • is it wrong that after viewing this i wanna obliterate

    someone?? really??!!!

  • MY D&D character is based on him

  • Liberal's love THE WARRIOR! Don't believe the hype!

  • 'As I feel the injection from the gods above...' Those aren't gods, Warrior, it's your doctor with your weekly dose of steroids

  • @tintarron THAT didnt make any sense, sorry..........fail, now exit stage right and dont let the door hit your ass on the way out.

  • @zeustruth Your string of clichés has put me in my place. Well done.

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  • With RRRAAGING Elephants....YOU CAN FEEL IT DUUDE YOU CAN FEEL IT.........INJECTION FROM GOD ABOVE........YOU FELT THE POWER THAT THE SKIES RUMBLE AND THE EARTH SHAKE........I LOOK ABOVE TO THE GODS..........NORMAL PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE STREETS EVERYDAY WE CAN NOT UNDERSTAND....

    This video is going to make me a religious Conservative HAHAHA!!

  • fuck this, im going to smash everything in my room

  • am i the only one getting pumped from this????

  • @epitomeofepiness nope i listen to this to get pumped lol

  • @epitomeofepiness Hell no! Every time I watch this it makes me want to run head first into a wall!

  • @na20

    Lmao

  • I AM THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!! AAHHARARARARARAAR!!!!