I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you are trying to squeeeeeeze out aaaaaaall that minty fresh gel, but instead of minty fresh gel inside, it's a little black baaaaby.
They stole that joke from the Simpsons, when Homer was trapped in two vending machines and couldn't take Marge to the Ballet. And then doctors came with a saw to cut his arms, and he asks if his arms will grow again, and doctors say: "mmm... yes..." Classic Homer
Crazy but I'm relieved this time Begging for sweet relief of blessing empty sky Dying behind these tired eyes I've been loosing sleep Please come to me Tonight Hands on a miracle I got my hands on a miracle Leave it or not, hands on a miracle And there ain't no way Let you take it away Everything that we survived It's gonna be alright Just lucky we're alive Got no vision I've been blind Searching every way you're right here in my sights Away
I will say one thing about this scene that I dont like they ruined a chance at a very heartfelt sad scene when she is crying on phone wanting him the janitor scene was not needed.
My heart literally melted when I heard Miracle from Foo Fighters playing in the background. It's perfect. My two favorite things, Scrubs and Foo Fighters = )
"okay, okay... I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you're just trying to squeeze out all that minty fresh gel, but instead of minty fresh gel inside there's a little black baby."
Dr. Coxx: Where do babies come from?.... Well .... When a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much sometimes they close their eyes and make a wish.
Definitely using that one when i have my own child some day, just perfect :)
About the ice machine's release button and Dr. Kelso: What good is a release button if their's no sign of it? I mean, if my hand was stuck there and I lost it, I would sue for not being told about it. Seriously, some sort of sign.
Great clips. When Janitor says "He's (Turk) being unreasonable" I can't help but think Carla knew what the Janitor had in mind. Scrubs rocks.
I want you to imagine your uterus is a tube of toothpaste, and your trying to squezze out AAAAALL that minty freash gel, but instead of minty fresh gel inside, theres a tiny black baby.
Carla swinging at people were the funniest parts for me!
fishgul69 5 days ago
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fishgul69 5 days ago
Your baby, has a tail.
mesuhlikemusic 1 week ago
Hes being unreasonable :DDDD
peivz 1 month ago
ice chips ice chips ice ice chips chip xD
TheRolf4 1 month ago
So did anyone else notice that Bill Lawrence is in the background at 3:11? That is awesome!!
Zephatilla 2 months ago
classic janitor :D
6FGX9 2 months ago
Janitor: "he's being unreasonable!" allways cracks me up!
RoChan246 3 months ago 3
Good use of his hand.
LightningLunaIce 3 months ago
I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you are trying to squeeeeeeze out aaaaaaall that minty fresh gel, but instead of minty fresh gel inside, it's a little black baaaaby.
IMackAttackI 4 months ago 5
They stole that joke from the Simpsons, when Homer was trapped in two vending machines and couldn't take Marge to the Ballet. And then doctors came with a saw to cut his arms, and he asks if his arms will grow again, and doctors say: "mmm... yes..." Classic Homer
pajarosnaranja 5 months ago
lol knowing dr cox i expecting him to tell jack the truth and laugh about it lol
Svninja10 5 months ago
Five million dollar settlement? Why is he STILL WORKING THERE?!
stowys 5 months ago 4
Turk's hand stuck in the ice machine reminds me of when Homer Simpson has his hand stuck in the vending machine. XD
tinman2192 6 months ago
Lol, at 1:30, he never put Turk on the phone...
Fredcheesburger 6 months ago
TheTrueChock 6 months ago
No body likes a jagged stump lmao
kob2fly 7 months ago
Happy father's day Turk!
hardcore582 7 months ago
What's the song called and whose it by?!
MrStILGoE 7 months ago
@MrStILGoE It's called Miracle by Foo Fighters
Verendus23 3 months ago
Turk's "NOOOOO!" is so cute. <3
KiLLaZoMbiEgiRL 7 months ago
3:12, anybody notice bill lawrence just chillin in the background?
someoneatoz 7 months ago
Love it when turk says he's a daddy
r33v3sy132 8 months ago
of course they had to use a foo fighter's song
and 69thcomment wooooooohooooo
Darklight18818 8 months ago
Bwahahaha! Turk got bitchslapped 3 times. XD I love it.
MultipleNerdgasms 8 months ago
No
*Slap*
HAAAAAAAaAAAARGGH!
Rajnoow 8 months ago
I think when the Janitor slaps Turk the second time was funnier a second time
raceace32 9 months ago 4
"Sorry Dr. Turk, no ice machines..." xD
kmcgullam91 9 months ago 4
0:14 Lil john as a women
xGestiX 10 months ago
I cried then. And I cried now.
rock2dream 10 months ago
beautiful moment! 02:52 XD
MusicJoyForever6 10 months ago
LOL,"Your baby has a tail." "told her to stay away from the microwave."
666slayyer666 10 months ago 7
"Your baby has a tail." Turk's screams. Eliot's crazy toothpaste theory. so much greatness...
hollywoodwerewolf 10 months ago
Wher does Cox say when he explains where do childrens come from? I don't understand "listened" english so much ...
NakuruNebelung 11 months ago
@NakuruNebelung He said: "When a mommy and a daddy love each other very, very much, sometimes they close their eyes and they make a wish.
Pepper9873 10 months ago
I will say one thing about this scene that I dont like they ruined a chance at a very heartfelt sad scene when she is crying on phone wanting him the janitor scene was not needed.
mattsmt20 1 year ago
i laughed so hard at the baby tail bit then i cried like the teenage girl i am at the rest it was beautiful :')
suckmybingowings 1 year ago 2
My heart literally melted when I heard Miracle from Foo Fighters playing in the background. It's perfect. My two favorite things, Scrubs and Foo Fighters = )
aliciamichelle222 1 year ago 6
hehe, Turk screams more than Carla does in this vid.
thealmostjew 1 year ago 16
@thealmostjew true dat
01weeryan 1 year ago
@AllegroRubato Carl Dunken Turk FAIL !!!!
KeRReS100 1 year ago
The security guard claps with his hook :D
mcsammer4 1 year ago 3
2:57 Miracle - foo fighters
scrubs and foos, a marriage made in heaven :P
corpsemunger 1 year ago
@corpsemunger they have learn to fly in another episode as well :D
mcsammer4 1 year ago
@mcsammer4 yeh with the remote control plane!
dont you think both songs fitted so well into the show
corpsemunger 1 year ago
@corpsemunger Definitely! I think a lot of shows put them in cause they like them but Scrubs did it perfectly :D
mcsammer4 1 year ago
why would it be a rule not to allow an icemachine in the OR :P
RandomVidsMaker 1 year ago
Awww :] that was so cute <3
"How you doing, beautiful?"
"Turk you're here... :]"
RachaelxDepp 1 year ago 2
"ELLIOT, I CAN'T DO IT!"
"okay, okay... I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you're just trying to squeeze out all that minty fresh gel, but instead of minty fresh gel inside there's a little black baby."
*punch*
LMAO
ThriLLerQueen1989 1 year ago 2
"Told her to stay away from the microwave"
XD
Carl Duncan Turk doesn't lose his cool.
AllegroRubato 1 year ago 2
@AllegroRubato Chris Duncan Turk
darkbeast1414 1 year ago
Whats the Song called?
YoungPhoenix3191 1 year ago
"nobody likes a jagged stump!"
hahahaha oh janitor
hughesrk 1 year ago
Dr. Coxx: Where do babies come from?.... Well .... When a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much sometimes they close their eyes and make a wish.
Definitely using that one when i have my own child some day, just perfect :)
SkaterDudeXDD 1 year ago
2:34 One of turks funniest screams! XD
Totaly14 1 year ago
That's odd when I asked my parents where babies come from my dad look at me and said "K-Mart, you were on the blue light special"
cuttinhorse101 1 year ago
hhahah youre baby has a tail
BeterGaJe 1 year ago 5
Bill Lawrence in the background at 3:13
pcadnezbite 1 year ago
it would have been awesome if the baby had a tail!!
partygirl209 1 year ago
loving how turk says "I'm a daddy" at the end :D hilarious
lukrister92 1 year ago 3
i seriously cried whenshe was saying im scared...
Shehdginger 1 year ago 6
Did anyone ever notice that the hook-handed guy was clapping when Turk said that he was a dad. It seems pretty ironic
kpena4205 1 year ago
Haha blue hand!
ilovedarladoo1777 1 year ago
Keith is so smart
and what is the name of the episode where JD meets Kim
NuclearMovies 1 year ago
I couldn't stop crying when Elliot made her announcement. That actually happened to me!
Stinkfly3 1 year ago 2
i've seen this episode multiple times and never realized this song was playing...
bzscubashark 2 years ago 3
"Sorry Dr Turk no Ice machines"
LOL!
HBKrosseyed 2 years ago 4
aww
Oreoreogirl 2 years ago 2
keith did the smartest thing every guy should do when theres bad news involving a woman
rams81 2 years ago 123
@rams81 You mean with an angry pregnant woman
Nami1503 3 months ago
@Nami1503 no just always
gameguy20100 2 months ago
LOL I CANT BELIEVE IVE NEVER SEEN THIS EPISODE HAHAHAHA THEY SLAPPED THE SHIT OUTTA TURK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT...OMFG... my ribs ;(
KingRabid 2 years ago 4
whats the song at the end?
TheHabboBobba 2 years ago
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OllieZeta 2 years ago
Foo Fighters - Miracle
I found it out after listening through my old playlists XD
OllieZeta 2 years ago
Gotta love how Dr Cox explains to his sons how babies are made...
OooSPGooO 2 years ago 8
About the ice machine's release button and Dr. Kelso: What good is a release button if their's no sign of it? I mean, if my hand was stuck there and I lost it, I would sue for not being told about it. Seriously, some sort of sign.
Great clips. When Janitor says "He's (Turk) being unreasonable" I can't help but think Carla knew what the Janitor had in mind. Scrubs rocks.
monkeyjb1988 2 years ago 4
i love cox, but tghe curly hair just does not work for him ^.^
kfetter16 2 years ago
Does anyone know the episode where that guy has turned orange and at the end carla is crying?
kvjxxxx 2 years ago
@kvjxxxx "My House" i believe
TheHabboBobba 2 years ago
0:54 is awesome!
SmexyWaffleAttack 2 years ago
Elliot at the beginning is hilarious =]
chairmanlikestosit77 2 years ago 4
lol 0:38 over and over again
Her0ofCha0s94 2 years ago
I want you to imagine your uterus is a tube of toothpaste, and your trying to squezze out AAAAALL that minty freash gel, but instead of minty fresh gel inside, theres a tiny black baby.
CherryPieLa 2 years ago 2
LOL when turk screams no
MannyStaRz 2 years ago
Turks screaming is priceless.
CelebrityFan93 2 years ago 6
leonard is clapping his hook hand at the end haha
sylar614 2 years ago 3
thanx for adding this :) great response time, so Im subscribing :D
P2GearsOfWar 2 years ago
your baby has a tail. lol
gamerking34 2 years ago 7
This has been flagged as spam show
i told her to stay away from the microwave XD
Starscream350 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i told her to stay away from the microwave
rockysmamaisnikki12 2 years ago
Cox's explanation of where babies come from was so touching...
im definitely using that one when i have a kid, that's perfect
KoreanMilkman2007 2 years ago 128
Oh then have fun in 20 years!
UnDTeR 2 years ago 6
one my fav scrubs lines "I'm a daddy I'm a daddy"
nymdsa1 2 years ago 6
I love the beginning when Elliot's shouting for the ice chips :)
Zacky001Vengeance 2 years ago 6