Ode to Minions - Brawl in the Family

[Trevthehedgehog7]

I want this to be played at my funeral...

[PrivatePikachu1]

The Last Metroid is in Captivity. The Rest.....HAVE ALL DIED!

[WeirdGuy261]

This song is made of awesome.

[SplashyIsEpic]

I FINALLY MEMORIZED THIS SONG!!!!

[MatchXbox360]

i like the keese that said it so cold

and the MEtroid is in captivity thing :D

[DragonSlayer1902]

When the wolf screams " at what cost... at WHAT COST?!" the sign says "RIP Weird Triangle Polygon Ship thingy..." lol =p

[digimaniacrikendo]

WTF?snorlax died?OK,he didn't deserve that,but,unless your on a nuzlocke challenge,pokemons dont die,they only get knocked out.and its like that even in japan,so no excuses about translators.anyway,i love this video.

[Skywolf17]

Who knew Bowser had a pair of pipes like that...? No pun intended. :3

[TheMorpher17]

@Kaggiekins Wow, you are a dumbass, aren't you?

Here, have a cookie, now go and stop attempting to troll good peoples work.

[IshidaKurama]

20 people who have no heart...

[Syt96]

Don't forget the waddle dees who gave their lives getting eaten and beat mercilessly by kirby and friends by just walking around or sitting in their way.

[SmallPoly]

You know that that guard you just killed? ... Today was his last day before retirement. His family has been decorating all day for a surprise party when he gets home from work. Right now they're waiting behind the couch, with the lights off, grinning with anticipation. His best friend Jake is there, who he saved from drowning when they were young, and his 5 year old granddaughter, Cynthia, who decorated the cake all by herself.

[DLCJRpc]

EarthBound Reference whoo

[RioDrake]

I love the little ghost sound at the end.

[fiveup7]

Now I feel guilty when I senselessly crush a harmless, avoidable goomba...

[dutchYVA]

btw, love waluigi crossing his fingers XD

[dutchYVA]

I like this song

I only think Wolf shouting "at what cost, AT WHAT COST!?" is a poor attempt to create drama

[heroshadow42]

Brawl In The Family in Infamous for potential pasts/futures, what ifs, and alternate perspectives, and it tends to execute them well. This is a great example.

[orangereplyer]

@Kagglekins P.S.: There was no need to insult swimmyswim417 so badly. Or to insult him at all. P.P.S.: I haven't insulted you on my comments, so please don't insult. If you reply to my comment, I won't reply, because it would just be endless.

[orangereplyer]

@kagglekins Dude. IT'S A JOKE. No need to call this stupid. It's a funny, yet sad guilt trip made for entretainment. This isn't stupid and funny, or stupid at all. Charlie bit me is rather dumb, yet it is funny. Charlie the unicorn is random and stupid, yet it is funny. This ain't random NOR stupid, and it is funny.

[orangereplyer]

@MegaMixmaster123 They're hiring them so they can eat and have a good life, and I'm most certainly sure that all of them have kids to feed (except redeads, they must REREDIE!)

[hubblenuts]

i wish a redead would do my taxes

[Malphas87]

the metroid part dropped the roflbomb

[LuigiDM]

*ahem* they killed me first!

[TheFlarbar]

@LuigiDM It's part of their job.

[MegaMixmaster123]

we aren't the dicks, bowser and the other bosses r for sending the minions to their doom

[Kaggiekins]

This is pretty stupid. Most of the minions A. were the evil armies of megalomaniacal assholes who took over the setting and B. had killed or imprisoned all of the rightful inhabitants. "Just clocking in 9-5" is not a valid excuse for genocide or invasion.

[swimmyswim417]

@Kaggiekins open your mind to the possibility of minions doing their jobs not to become evil masters of the world, but to ensure the safety and welfare of their families. maybe you might feel something other than indigestion. There are two things separating gamers like me from gamers like you: Imagination and immaturity. sometimes it's not bad to use your imagination and temporarily resort back to the naive thinking process of a nine-year-old.

[Kaggiekins]

@swimmyswim417 I have plenty of imagination. I'm a writer. One of the things I enjoy writing about is taking the other perspective and seeing why antagonist characters do what they do. I have no delusions about being particular mature, either. I just don't see the point, in this particular case, of completely ignoring facts in favor of trying to paint them as good guys. All this video accomplished is completely trivialize what the minions did, in favor of...

[Kaggiekins]

@swimmyswim417 ...trying to make me feel bad for just doing my job as Mario, or any other MC. I'd appreciate it if you stopped insulting me, what with the indigestion comment and insinuating I'm incapable of imagination and silliness. You don't accomplish much other than making yourself look like an elitist moron trying to find excuses to stand above me, and failing.

[Sterski1]

@Kaggiekins Dude you're kind of a dick. I think he has the right to insult you. I didn't see any point where he acted "elitist" or thinking he's better than you. Stop taking things so seriously. If you want to hate everything, go to /v/

[Kaggiekins]

@swimmyswim417 Translation: stop being a stupid shit and making moronic assumptions that do nothing but reveal you for the cretin you are.

[ItsSomeDeadGuy]

@Kaggiekins Wow, you're a useless human being.

I have nothing good to say to or about you whatsoever.

Go kill yourself.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@Kaggiekins

Look, I understand your point, and I somewhat agree with it. But please don't insult others.

[MarioLinkGenofan]

@Kaggiekins ...your treating this seriously?

[gilturtle]

@Kaggiekins what are u talking about.

A) Snorlax just was sleeping

B) The ducks didn't deserve that

C) the metroids was just chillin in their planet, they didn't deserve that either

See? We all have stupids opinions to defend

[cowhobozrule]

@gilturtle The metroids were not innocent. They are basicly just nuclear disasters waiting to happen. Besides, they were frozen, i doubt they felt anything.

[ThePinkBlob123]

Funny, sad and catchy.

[EvilTrojanBorscht]

While I completely sympathize with Bowser, my minions would never suffer such a fate while serving me (their God) or while battling the super heroes of Ronin Force (they just aren't smart enough). Boom. That is all.

[jeditimelords]

i will never stomp another gumpa in my life

[RATPT0I]

@jeditimelords

Gumpa? never heard of them >_>

[themagnumx11]

I just noticed that you couldn't have an Entei to get Snorlax. Snorlax was only there in Gen1 and Entei wasn't around until Gen 2.

[karatekid778]

@themagnumx11 Entei is there in Soul Silver/Heart Gold.

[themagnumx11]

@karatekid778

But is Snorlax in Kanto in those games. Sorry that I don't know, I haven't played HG/SS yet.

[karatekid778]

@themagnumx11 Yep.



[darkmcleod31]

@themagnumx11

Im pretty sure there is a snorlax on the kanto region in Gen 2.

[CountofBleck]

@themagnumx11

4 words(and one symbol): Fire Red &Leaf Green.

[pockuinator]

I imagine King Dedede and the Waddle's being like Whats-his-face and the "Despicable Me" minions. The Waddle Dee's give him all the formalities- he's "your majesty" and they bow to him, but they're sort of like one big happy (BiT-)Family.

PS- Only ONE Kirby reference in the whole song (Sir Kibble doing the weeds) and it's not in the lyrics!

[flygontamer493]

Is never going to eat another Waddle Dee again

[pkmnswampmaster]

I´m sorry minions, I understand that you job is to kill me, but I´m not in the mood to die now

[SuperShadowsGirl]

I have to say that I now feel sorry for all the keese, stalfos, redeads, and other minions I've killed today in Twilight Princess...and all of Bowser's minions I've killed over the years. May they rest in peace. TT_TT

I Feel So Bad Now! T.T

[DLCJRpc]

I have never felt so regretful for mass murdering the cannon fodder they give us

It makes me feel like a monster -Pokemon (little f*****s deserved it for constantly bugging me (figuratively and literally))

Everyone hates the Blue/Spiney shell

[Jimaera]

Dude, those Metal Slimes had it coming to 'em.

[PulpoOscuro]

I always imagined those Ultranationalists I let live in MW2's "Contingency" sitting their grandchildren on their knee and telling them about how they survived being attacked by TF 141.

[swimmyswim417]

Hey, does anybody know the route to get to the first national funeral home for minions of allegedly fictional nintendo games?

[SuperRocketMetal2]

I feel this way about Waddle Dees. Whenever I play Kirby, I do my best to avoid them. And I do well. I even like playing as them in Helper to Hero. Please, if people can't stop killing all minions, just stop killing the cute ones, whether they're cute to everyone or just to you.

[Torqegood]

And then ZHP made the minions actually like to get their butts kicked because,...well their job is to help the player gain levels. A main fodder character told you to beat her up for the items.

[breloomer236]

I would like to take the time to say one thing: I'm sorry to all of the Waddle Dees I've eaten over the years.

[zoralink113]

Now I feel sorry for the ing I fried for dark ammo today

And the dark metroids for that missile expansion

And, finally, I'm not sorry for destroying those ingsnashers —_—

[bugsandfun]

Yup, I just chain-massacred hundreds of skeletons in Lhusu Mines for massive License Point gain.

Would it made Vaan and Penelo better persons if I make them use Cura instead of Aero?

[1018peter]

I think I shall never use the dry bone for the infinite 1-up in 4-Castle...

[JDDragon2009]

im not saying what i did was right, im not saying it was wrong, im just saying that most monsters attacked me first, and i was just passing through, so its really all their fault

[Quackoid]

I'LL NEVER KILL ANOTHER BULBEAR AGAIN! ;_;

[RavaViera]

And we have killed them without any reason...

Ifeel so sorry about these minions :'(

[kundanrazdan]

funny



[Ridghost]

What's the likely hood this comment section will just be filled with "sorry" and excuses why we did what we did.... I'm sorry octagon T__T i needed that master sword, really i'm sorry T_______T.

[Sperium3000]

Hey, they attacked me first. And I didn't kill Snorlax, I captured him and left him in the box, which according to the anime, means he's practically living in a freaking Poké-spa.

[sdmitch16]

@noblepromiscuity Maybe. They modified bio-matter so it would be a part of them. Seems like when a flea (heavily) modifies blood so it becomes a part of their species.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

HOW IS MEGAMAN SMASH BRAWL?

[darkfire714]

why does the Cloud skeleton have hair?

[sdmitch16]

The grunts in Halo. Sometimes they don't even attack. Plus, their enslaved and forced to fight. Then again some Gravemind guys don't attack.

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

i actually shed tears to this......... IM SORRY GOOMBAS!!!!

FUCK YOU WALUIGI!! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!

and one more thing........im never playing video games again....farewell sweet N64.....

[EponymousKid]

Also, whose minions are the ducks in Duck Hunt? You're fucking hunting ducks and your dog laughs at you when you miss. You're supposed to kill them. You can bitch about the morality of hunting for sport, but the ducks aren't intelligent and they don't have jobs, so the entire rationale for mourning them is bullshit.

[PhantasmRaikiri]

@EponymousKid I think you're overthinking it.

It's just a song, don't take it so seriously.

[Pikazilla]

Worse than Hitler we are

[RoninCatholic]

The minions attack first.

[EponymousKid]

>implying Keese are minions

They're bats. If you were being attacked by bats in real life, you'd kill them, too.

[Mewpals]

i gotta go visit the cemetery now...

[VittleVoom]

Im not sorry, half of those fuckers respawn all the time anyway

[TheFlarbar]

@VittleVoom That doesn't justify why you slaughter them endlessly.

[Ihavenoname248]

@VittleVoom That may be so, but that doesn't mean they don't get hurt and remember the pain, or have feelings, and what about the ones that don't respawn?

[TheFlarbar]

@VittleVoom People like you are the reason for this video's existence.

[mklgf22]

I feel terrible now. TT.TT

[maiboi92]

where us mai comment

[maiboi92]

lolz funny sad and true

[imperiomrr]

the bosses are the real monsters ! CHIKENS !!! why dont bosses just go and fght at the bigging and ... END !

[AnonymousXIII]

@imperiomrr 'Cause they'd pwn your level 1 noobishness?

[imperiomrr]

@AnonymousXIII ... YEAH !

would be ... fun? to be pwn at the first start of the game, haha. However, in many games (ex: Mario) you are in all the game the same lvl.

[dethtreeorigin]

that's sad but isn't Snorlax a wild pokemon meaning it has no master

[Mrluigifan102]

I'm realy embarased to say this.

But the first time I watched this, I cried...

Oh, c'mon, I was only twelve years old!

[NibblesAndCasino]

0:26 Thousand-year door

[Jezza40]

I actually feel like a right dick now :(

[oters2]

Great song the minions are the heroes of the games

[kirbystarwarior]

17 people refuse to apologize to the minions they killed.

[gmfk07]

And that, kids, is why you shouldn't sign up in the military. Instead, stay at your house and work in some nice office building or something.

[PrivatePikachu1]

RIP: Every minion we ever killed.....were sorry....please forgive us.....

[themagnumx11]

@PrivatePikachu1

I'm not.

[PrivatePikachu1]

@themagnumx11 ok waluigi

[TheGeoshark]

@PrivatePikachu1 Yeah I'm sorry to ever minion ever! except for the wollywogs in pikmin, they had it coming!

[PrivatePikachu1]

@TheGeoshark Yeah wollywogs are jerks

[ibnbuttata]

snorlax isnt a minion, fyi.

[Badger3X]

@ibnbuttata Not in the wild, but every trainer's pokemon are minions.

[Pikmentio]

*sniff* ;_;

[SuperHaloBros101]

Makes me remember the sad sad deaths of minions... ;'(

[Xian217]

Their are various things we can make so that be can feel better for why we did it. Ive got a few. In nearly every single game if you don't attack the enemy what will happen? They will attack you. If they kill you will they feel bad that they just killed the entire mushroom kingdom? Will they feel bad that they just let such and such guy possibly kill even more!?!? No they won't because they are being paid. This entire thing is more weighing the lives of minions who want to do bad, or good guys

[nicka209]

@Xian217 ???....uh...it seems you only lisied to the first panel...?....2nd panel "these minions clock in from 9 to 5 to provide for there wifes not knowing it'd be the last day of there life"....

[nicka209]

@CloneIntelligence O.O...MY GOD MAN...YOU ARE SICK

[nicka209]

Dear ms and mr bubbles *skull enemy from zelda*..i must inform you i killed your son a year ago..i'lv never talked about it cause..i was scared..now i must admit..i am very very sorry for the loss..he was just protecting the dungeon and i am sorry for it..

PS:..No i didnt defeat the final boss yet..Freaking magical flute parts..

PPS:..If you had more then one son i'm guessing i killed him as well..very sorry

[nicka209]

@CloneIntelligence YOUR A MONSTER..you should be ashamed of yourself...think about it..think about there familys..Soo you wanna kill a adoreable silme for EXP?...THEN KILL A FREAKING WIZARD INSTEAD..at least there evil...Or the dragon king..Anything as long as its evil and doesnt care about there own minions..*cough* dragon king *cough*......Now..GO TO THE SHAME CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID YOU MONSTER!

[SuperHaloBros101]

it sucks how i cant apolojise to the minions on kirby every time i try i bump into them and they die

[Pikazilla]

3..:

[Bruehe304]

Samus made 16 accounts and disliked this video

*cough* apart from that... very nice vid and gorgeous singing voice ^^ love it

[johnyisn1]

i teared up at the keese saying so cold...

[Espemon333]

16 people disliked this video. Samus disagrees.

[ZaneBarrow]

Is it sad that I noticed Ultros's skull int hat pile of dead minions?

[SamuraiStone32]

"CURSE YOU SPINY BLUE SHELL!!!!!"

LMAO every single time!!!! I've woken up my family laughing so hard!!!!

I've never taken the villain perspective before......wow...mind-blowing­!!!!

[NibblesAndCasino]

@SamuraiStone32

...but who's the REAL villian!?

[AS3TheReturnOfTheSpy]

It's very good...but I don't know if that's because it's so true, or so funny, or both at the same time... :-)

[ryudoru]

Waluigi disliked this video 15 times.

[bountyhunter628]

15 people have no appreciation for the hard work of the low-class minions who have little to no way to defend themselves against a plumber.

Oh, and Waluigi... I think I know exactly why your fanbase is almost non-existant... 1:50

[Mewtwofan2]

@bountyhunter6 Almost? O_O

[digimaniacrikendo]

1:40

this was really sad.why did you not used the pokeflute?WHY???

[Invisibool]

I've met some people who say this song fails because of the fact that all these minions will kill you if given the chance.

Apparently, they themselves fail, because, yes, they will kill you, but only because that's their job.

[coldstar05]

LOL bowser at the end XD

[teddycooljuice]

0:22 You knew what he was getting into. You Could of stopped it.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

14 people support genociding koopas

[ShawnBlarg]

WHY IS THIS SO SAD??? OHMYGAWD. -bawls-

[MegaAdmiralAckbar]

All the minions of the world deserve a break. Except Keese. They should die.

[minimeroxz1997]

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Koopa,

I am sorry but I killed your son last night. I am sorry but I could use him as a projectile and he fell of the edge and I am sorry to have that happen.

Sincerly, All The Super Smash Bros Brawl Characters Except Mr. Game & Watch

P.S. Bowser didnt kill any of them.

[JackyJay1]

dear mr. and mrs. waddle dee i should have told you this before but i killed your son a year ago. i inhaled him to see what i would turn into.unfortuntley it did nothing at all. im sorry i ate him. sincerly kirby P.S. i maneged to kill king de de de P.S.S tell starfy i said "hi"

[rollercoasterocker]

1:48

**** you, Waluigi.

[999134utube]

This is so much better than most of the really high view-count videos :(

[dragon2000200]

Anyone feel bad for killing 53,595 zombies in L4D just for 20G?

[NeonJ82]

@dragon2000200 Yeah, but they're mindless zombies. It's different.

[Aprettyaverageguy]

14 people got killed by Mog.

[gustavorules2010]

oh *sniff* man,

I'll never look at any video game enemy the same way again...

[gobulgobbler]

MOG KILLED CLOUD! look to the left of the pile of bones.

[youthboy14]

I just read all 295 of the comics in a row. Took me about 1 3/4 hours. Well spent :)

[dragonmxz]

comic 300 very close. what do you think it will be?

[TheOnlyTherazan]

@dragonmxz a HUGE christmas story?

[rollercoasterocker]

@dragonmxz

Something about destruction, according to the website.

[NeonJ82]

Why do I have to feel sorry for Mets now? They're robots. :/

[MareImbrum]

So sad. So very very sad. :(

[IAMAFLASHGIT]

*Sniff*

I look back on this song, its been over a year, and I still feel bad about it.

I apologize for killing all those Easy Difficulty bots on Tf2 just for achievements, those random Rebel/combine NPCs in Garrys mod, as well as continuously abusing Rumia in Eosd just for practice.

;__________;

[Shradow115]

How does Red have an Entei?

[Demi2669]

@Shradow115 There are two Snorlaxes in Kanto. In Firered and Leafgreen, after you get the National Pokedex, the legendary beast who just so happens to be strong against your starter begins to roam Kanto. Maybe he started with Bulbasaur, caught one Snorlax, and caught Entei before facing the second Snorlax.

[shadowdemon137]

This song was quite funny, and yet horribly saddening at the same time.

P.S. I could see Brentalfloss doing this song :D

[udaho456]

I'm so sorry Nosalites, Librarians, Demons, and all the other mutants that I've slaughtered through out my passage in Metro 233. I only thought that the Dark Ones were worth saving, but now I have realized that each one of those monsters were just trying to survive and raise their young in an unforgiving world.

I'M SO SORRY MONSTERS! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! T_T

[shadowsa2b]

since when is snorlax a minion?

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

@shadowsa2b

no need to be picky, just enjoy

[rollercoasterocker]

@shadowsa2b

Team Rocket?

[Blackwargreymon57]

1 year ever and still an awesome song.

[mabgamer6407]

This is...*sniff* so Touching.....yet What About Kirby Eating all the Waddle dees that Just wandered around not wanting to fight....

I GET DAT KIRBY!!!!!!

[MrTrevDor]

Im Never Playing any games ever again other then the vicious ones nintendo sega and sony make *sniffle* *sobs loudly* P.S. At 1:59 The Reason The Dog Doesn't Laugh Is Because Murdering Animals For Fun Is Wrong. :'(

[BohepansTheThird]

So who's the monster now? Just think about that.

[InuYashafanboyee]

HEY in our defense, do you know how ANNOYING that dog laugh is? Otherwise, alot of them shall be mourned...

T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T

[sk8torchic1]

It's okay, Torchic956, Pokémon don't die. The others, though...;-;

[TheKevinOC]

Must...not...cry...

OKAY, I'M SORRY PARAKOOPA! I ONLY WANTED A HIGHER JUMP TO THE FLAGPOLE!

[Torchic956]

I've killed so many pokemon...and oh so many enemies in Mario...I'm sorry, Pidgeys, Goombas, Rattatas,and the Koopas.

[thediremoose]

Also, this whole song was going through my head as I played through Hyrule Castle today. To be honest, I've got nothing against Ganondorf's minions, except for the very important fact they they were trying to kill me.

[thediremoose]

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Aerolfos. I regret to inform you that I clawshotted your son onto a balcony and slashed him to death this morning. Despite working for an evil tyrant who wanted to turn a land full of innocents into a shadow world of despair, he was a good, honest worker and did his job well even to the very end.

Sincerely,

Link

P.S. I am very sorry.

Yes, I defeated Ganondorf, rescued Zelda, broke the curse on Midna, and restored peace to Hyrule, but does that truly make up for such loss?

[goremand]

I just played Monster Hunter Tri.

But now I'm not sure who's the real monster.

[korok132]

@goremand Thanks, jerk... R.I.P. Great Jaggi, Qurupeco, Barroth, Royal Ludroth, Rathian, Lagiacrus, Barioth, Rathalos, Gigginox, and others I forgot. ='(

[Skeletom9]

@goremand You're a hunter. Don't look back. Don't think about the suit of Rathalos armor you're wearing at this very moment.

[MrCraZvids]

I'm sorry, Boomer buddy. You suprised me, and Louis shot you. I never forgave him for that. EVER. He paid for that. An eye for a eye.

I'm sorry, Poor ducks. The dog was laughing at me. I tried shooting him.

I my good friends, the Chargers. Thank you. You sacrificed yourselves to kill Rochelle and Coach. I will always remember that. Oh, and you silenced a annoying 10 year old, thanks! ^_^

[Regice371]

@MrCraZvids I agree about those Friendly Chargers.thanks for shutting Ellis up

[SoLinkSmash]

TriforceBun is an awesome singer.

Anyone heard his work in Turnabout Musical?

[seemee63]

Rest in peace, weird triangle polygon ship thingy.

[Regice371]

......*sniff*......IM SORRY BULBORBS!!!!!!!!!*cries*. I DIDNT WANT TO KILL YOU AT THE STAR OF RUBY POOCHYENYA!!!!!!!AND I REALLY DIDNT WANT THE A.I'S TO KILL YOU BOOMER!!!!!!THE GREEN JELLIES I SLAUGHTERED,THE MINOR CIRCUIT I STAR PUNCHED,THE CHAIN CHOMPS I BEAT TO A PULP, THOSE WORLD 8-2 HAMMER BR-well they kinda had it coming.YOU KMOW WHAT ITS TIME FOR NOW?A PACIFIST RUN OF CONTRA THATS WHAT!

[InuYashafanboyee]

@Regice371 lol pacifist run of contra.

[digimaniacrikendo]

@Regice371 it's right.winning a pokemon battle doenst kill the opponent.the others tough...*snif*

[AzureNoBluePhoenix]

I'm sorry, random evil minions I murdered in Fire Emblem... But it was the only way for me to level up!

[EpicSammich]

13 plumbers didn't like this song