50 Pick-Up Lines!

[MapleMonsterx3]

NOW BITCH!!!

[kindovhell]

WATH THAT FUCKING EYES MORE PRETTY...AMAZING GIRL

[LuckyInJuly]

If i told you that you had a nice body , would you hold it against me ?

[Notewille]

I would definitely go for jennie and wizard themed pick up lines, everything else would either offend or scare me off.

[djmasta100]

Please tell me that you like girlss!!! D;

[TRiCK5h0Tzz]

#39 FTW!!!

[NotcherGuy]

Are you drubk enough to find me attractive?

No?

May I buy you another drink?

[JasonVladimir]

I liked the glasses!

[Fardun007]

lots of luv to ya !! u r the best thing i have seen so far in life

[DanIsOnFire21]

I wont care which one she uses, i would still tear her a new one.

[MrDinomight]

oh hey, do you have a little spanish in you?

no?

oh well, you want some :D

[MrChrisSmook]

and these work?

[babykenneth69]

can i put my tingy in your tingy haha

[ninthreaver]

have any of these been tried on you?

[GillAndGabby123]

you are so pretty!

[shawtya1234]

aha you remind me of Drew Barrymore.

[MrSantaman12]

close ur eyes and imagine a girl talking to a girl!! haha its funny

[jewellery11]

U mean 51 pick up lines

[AbbeySmithy]

"Are your parents retarded?" HAHAHA!

[Keenanville09]

#7 is epic...we found a winner son!!! :D

[headinjury78]

love ur accent! :) cute as!

[OhMyCrackerJacks]

51?

[IWANTMYROCKBACK]

lol

[Ramirez950]

Do you like movies... Wanna make one

[drewsky684]

diarear always works

[takemehome71]

i luv chubby ladies

[DevilsMetsGiants]

51 lier

[blackarrow0007]

wasnt it 51?

[p1tB1k3b0y]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[ridinhood666]

did 31 people sneeze & hit dislike?

[monne101]

u are so beautiful i forgot my pick-up line that something perfect for me hahahah

[keyfloater96]

you seem to like #40 alot haha

[MaggotNoodLeSoup]

Love the Accent, sweetheart. Call me.

[FUCKTHEWORLD286]

Your really beautiful.

[co614dirtysouth]

i like gurls in glasses sometimes it makes them sexy

[theBeast674]

hey big mama hows about you help me change my pants, can i borrow yours ;D

[ronniexxluvs]

LOL "NOW bitch" hahahaha

[hompuss]

I bet ur dad's in jail! -> why? -> cuz he must be a criminal! -> why? -> cuz het stole all the stars and put them in your eyes :)

:)

[yadamncrackhead]

man yo parents must be ass wholes, cuz you are the shit!

lets play carpenter, first we get hammered, then i nail you

[thesniper0423]

here's another pick up for ya but these are mean so dont say them in public, roses are red voilets are blue ive got a knife now get in the van, roses are red ashes are black go to hell and never come. back seriously keep them to your selves!

[AlfaraviS]

dam her accent and the things she said made me wanna give it to her all night long ;)

[PPrideGirl]

I CRACKED UP LAUGHING AT NUMBER 11. IT SEEMED SO REAL. LMFAO.

[spartanman123]

Is your father a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!

[lexymarie13]

Hahaha,

"Now, BITCH."

[MrL0R3NZ0]

you have an amazing accent, wat other kind of amazing things can you do with your mouth?

[ScreamingFangirl65]

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

[XxkryoxX]

wow you really are pretty haha

[miran0sk]

hahaha XD

[xXBIGHAPSXx]

OHHH SHIT #7 JUST HAPPEN ..... :(

[Leslybear]

lol 38 made me laugh!

[slimdudeDJC]

Well, if the girl has the goods, the glasses really won't matter. And you , lovely, have the goods ;0) . . . .There's one more for you♥

[matthewlandau]

erm THT WAS 51 lol

[kedzie8]

You are adorable!!!!!

[starnostarstephanie]

lol You're awesome!

[TheMrmemyselfandi]

i like green eyes... like urs

[vclxrr]

ROFL @ "Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks."

[Bloodzwurth]

We used to play this game at local bars where we would try the cheesy-est lines to see which ones would work. I have tried.... 1. Wow, if you were a cheese burger you would be a McGorgous. 2. Do you work at UPS because I know I saw you looking at my package, That'll be $5. 3. Look at right hand palm and say nervously "Come here often?" Stand there oblivious then Look at left and say in same tone "What is your sign?" 4. Do you have a Boyfriend? Can I submit an application?

[12345123125264]

lol love it you just made a room full of stoners day me and my friend litraly hit the floor lolin....got one for you....you should say 51 pickup lines becuse i love hearing your voice XD

[TheUnExpectedArtist]

ahaha # 7 aha thats the best one ahaha ur face is great on that one :D

[hulisanivava]

awesome

[xzar1978]

The chicken farm one made me piss myself That was GREAT!

[gagagu123]

nice looking

[gagagu123]

sexy

[gagagu123]

your hot!!!!

[gagagu123]

your hooooooot

[1staffpro]

I like #7 real original 0:54 but all 50 were great, Just that #7 I will be using today 

[lemurlover71]

@TheZell1323 did you actually get to put your thingy into her thingy?

[20swaraj]

you look better and more beautiful with your glasses on 

[DeltaNineRnmbr1]

ur so pretty!!!

[marijuana655]

Gay x09769624952146837766

[vTheBlueprinTv]

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?"

[Mannypacquia0]

lol she looks like drew barrymore. 

[pronation1]

Well, here I am what are your other two wishes :D

[gabbyvaz]

That was some funny Shit.

Nice eyes.

[MyOwnVlog]

she is beutiful but with other way like other girls

[jellyDsandwhich]

song ?

[googlefucked]

i got a pickup line

SHUT UP UR THIS RAPES GONNA TURN INTO A HOMICIDE.

AND

how much does a polar bear weigh??

enof to break the ice... Hi im.......

[greean10]

i think glasses are hot

[dannielpreto]

They were like 51, WTF this is not what I expected at all or maybe you counted wrong or numbered it wrong. This is a sad day for me, it's all your fault.

[lycriger]

Your hot!! :$

[Danno877]

yo your not chubby :P

[colasis11]

I love that one: Your so beautiful i forgot my pick up line <3

[applelemonhead3345]

hey. the word of the day is legs. lets go back to my place and spread the word ;)

[loverdijk]

i really like your glasses

[danderflower198]

Another on is I lost my phonenunber can I have yours

[gnagetchu]

My personel favorite "hey I like u let's do this" and "nice legs what time they're open?"

[technoway]

"Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses" was written by Dorothy Parker.

It's false!

[krankythecannon]

uumm i dk but in the american numeric system 50 means 5_0 not 5_1

hahahah

[TheBendzos]

greart video :D

[kwerty6]

lol do you live on a chicken farm ........

[jovanivida]

you are very sexy 

[SkittlezFresh]

i likk yuhr accent

[awakenbeing]

NOW.

[ilovethebadguy]

i got one for you...Boy:have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

Girl: No

Boy: (pulls out his pants pockets) Would you like too?

[8XxXkaoriXxX8]

You are beautiful! :D

[peanutsruleall]

51 -.-?

[ComedyDonkey]

About 6 of them were funny, the rest were bloody awful! Seriously, love! Have any of these ever worked on you? BTW My personal favourite's are

"Oh ok, you'll do. Come with me - just don't let any of my mates see you"

"Oi! Did you just grab my arse?! ...No? Why not? What's wrong with it? It was right there in front of you! Go on, have a feel. Yeah, you feel that? Thats for the thrusting"

"Excuse me love, I'm looking for a gymnast with low self-esteem, have you seen any?"

;-) x x

[sophiemammamia27]

i love your accent! oh and the pick up lines lol :D

[Zyinky]

do you work for At&t casue you sure are raising my bar..

Lets make a math equation, lets add a bed, minus our clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

[scaccman82]

I love it.LOL

[SamiiAndFriends]

Do u hav a mirror in ur pocket? Cause i can c myself in ur pants

[YthGrpComedy]

ive lost all felling in my lips would you like to help me out

[TranceAnton]

#4,22,25,27,39,48

Loved those

[Avoiderrors]

lets get straight to the point then, would you like to go on a date?lol

[wwe4lifehbk]

I'm lost can you show me the way to you hart

[wwe4lifehbk]

Are you tired because You been in my dream all day

[k7dq]

yes its totally true

[homeskilletbiscuit49]

I got a good one. "GET IN THE TRUCK OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT YOU!"

[Yusuf1187]

@homeskilletbiscuit49 HAHA my friend I almost died laughing when I saw that "line". Didn't see that coming.

[santubudhe2]

@homeskilletbiscuit49 : lol good one

[kellystone84]

@homeskilletbiscuit49

bwahahahhaha

[Abnormalproductions2]

@homeskilletbiscuit49 Dude that made me laugh my ass off thanks!!

[hellgirl2189]

i absolutely love your accent =)

i envy your green eyes =(

wow i loved the part when you said...;

"are you an interior designer? 'cause when you walked in... the room suddenly became beautiful" very classic =D

[choco9321]

tat was 51

[Stickpivotperson]

ok the best ones were 11, 23, 25, 32, 37, 39, 40, 43, and 46-48

nice job

[swimmer751]

#18 - hahaha

[tclol]

false advertisement thats 51 :o jokes i wanna fall madly in bed with you lolz, that retarded one is funny, by the way you look amazing with or with glasses < 52nd pick up line

[cuddlywolfy]

i think only 3 of those would have worked on me. none of those involving showing your "parts".

[j3r3mzkull]

nice accent!! if ur a booger ill pick u first!

[MiseryMorphine]

Leave the glasses ooooon! I'd make so many passes you'd think you were at the Indy 500

[roygbivlz]

Glasses are smashing. They were charming... put em back on haha

[saam12v]

that Awesome cheers darling xx

[emaan123321]

you are the prettiest chick ive ever seen

[deepshadows86]

don't know where you heard that about women in glasses. i think it's a turn on

[JuggaletteMutt]

Oh my god, these are funny! And you are soooooo beautiful!!!! Glasses or not!

[ponyboyluver15]

Lol thats funny

[acadennis]

Lucky biatch, u got me now, I surrender

[VickyRamosLovesMJ]

The best one is

"Are your parents retarded, cause you sure are special."

Teehee ^-^

[MattyyPro]

i did one of them and got a date thanx xxx

[MattyyPro]

i did one of them and got a date thanx xxx

[ieatuforbreakfast99]

they ar awsome :L

[sydney1010203]

# 7!\

#8

#9

#11 18

31

25

my faaavvvs

[sydney1010203]

# 7! that is funny!!! and i am a girl but u are pretty.

[LaXawnt]

hahaha nr 20 does actually sound good, never tried it tho, maybe i sould lol

[LaXawnt]

hahaha nr 20 does actually sound good, never tried it tho, maybe i sould lol

[LaXawnt]

hahaha nr 20 is actually good, never tried it tho, maybe i sould lol

[altair138]

wow i would tell you #39! ;D

[MjR37Media]

Funny lines! I loved em. btw ur cute! I'm gonna try and use a few! thanks lol!

[1randomfudgymonkey]

I like 12 and 31,i would deffenityl talk to a person who said that :)

[redmant696]

ii make passes to girls that wear gllasses.

[petermann121]

thats 51

[datingwomensex]

chubbygirl27, This video rocks.

[tubebero456]

stupid! but funny

[ezalcinoryahoocom]

NOW BICTH!!!! lmao

[Apsu72]

Which one of those pick-up lines would work on you,Chubbygirl? lol

[jaredg613]

ha most are good a couple are sickning

[dragongal87]

I wear glasses too

[RaquzaRage]

you kinda look like the Saw guy...

[MrAny07]

Omg!!!your feet must hurt cuz you've been running through my mind all day

[egtresident]

the drink one had me lmao haha can i buy a drink or do you just want the monewy!! hahaha

[missinnocent456]

haha awee :)

[ckbreakdancer]

there ok but ive heard better

[datingwomensex]

We share because we care, ok.

[gardeeoh]

All of my pick up lines exposed. Do you mean I can't use these 50 anymore?

[salvador0725]

# 46 is tha best one!!!!!

now bitch! hahaha!

[pixelgeekproductions]

number 5 is my favorite

[spaecialxara]

wow you look like drew barimoore ...

[TheTinklebery]

your pretty...hehe...thats my pick-up line...it workes every time!!

[insvirat]

Hey Tht was nice ..... u  r real cute :)

[crazychris1169]

if i saw u holdin 11 roses id be starinh at the 12 most beautiful things in the world

thats a chris origanil

[wildernessbrotha]

Hey babe, I like your pants... But they would look better on my floor. :)

[awfulconsequences]

your glasses make you look gorgeous hun

[aidanb45]

when god made you he was showing off...

[DarthKitten]

Hey, somebody farted, let's get out of here.

LOL!

[finster990]

I'd smash.......=D

[alusion00]

hey Chubbygirl, You gonna have to leave soon cos you're making the other women feel really bad... lol

[athenaBOBena]

haha i was sharing some of these with my bf, but he has a twin so it doesn't work :P

[voorheesman0]

these are funny :) you are sooo gorgeous hun :)

comment back...?

[kaboomzeras456]

even with ur glasses u still do look pretty hot

[PlaynnthDark]

Ouch! I bumped my head, can u give it a kiss? No... not my forehead :)

[PlaynnthDark]

scuze me i bumped my head , can u give it a kiss? No... not my forehead :)

[free0daninja]

girls with glasses are hot i think.

yes tht means you

[quixz9]

I know so many cute ass girls that wear glasses i don't see nothing ugly about it

[nickdemondares]

NOW BITCH!!! Ha haha hahahah....

[nickdemondares]

I like the first one....Ms. lonely lips

[en3rgieboy]

i noticed you were noticing me and im just gonna let you know notice that im noticing you LOL

[quixz9]

i used this once i made the girl laugh

[Sithlordxxxx]

Lol@39

[pipecali1985]

you r not chubby u r cute

[seventhveil1313]

You're ADORABLE I'm a straight girl but I think you're hot

[jellynoodls]

nice video

[itrustedyou]

guys who love this shit disgust me. pathetic! if you ask me. go home to your girlfriends. flirt with them. i think you know

[AARONJEW15]

your a cute chubby girl!!!

[clearasil11]

25 : d

[arjun461]

You r sooooooooooo cute.....

[Fuchizaa]

This girl is cute. And her voice is extremelly sexy.