My new coworker asked for coffee the other day when we were on break I asked him how he wanted it he said "I take it black like my women." I looked at him and said "Chump don' want no help chump don't get da help."
I thought he was going to fall out of the chair LAUGHING!
@GreenKid24 If you're such an expert on Roman numerals why did you type the number 1 twice and explain what it's supposed to represent instead of simply typing the correct Roman numeral "II" in the first place?
the boy probably didn't really get the joke although his expression is priceless. bet the people behind the camera were just dying to bust out laughing!
@2000GSC It's funny because she's taking her coffee black (without creme), then it's surprising because she says "just like her men", as if she only likes black men, which is funny because she's a little girl.
@squiresuzuki they told to say that my daugther nine yrs old love coffee if a little white came up to her and offer coffee she wouldn't say that its funny as hell though.
wonder if they did this scene in one take? probably did without telling the boy what the girl was going to say so they could get that priceless look from him.
thisb is so funny, the dude face look like (bitch, the fuck you mean you like it black like your man: don't you know we're living in raceture times, the only man you can get is a white cracker like me) that was very funny.
@NickyVeee I wasnt aware liking black men made you a rich, famous for nothing tramp... guess I'll have to tell the mother of my little mixed cousin that?
@SomeOneFromOFS It's funny because of the audacity of a....idk, 11 year old boy making a very formal, and sophisticated gesture to make the move on an equally classy looking little girl. And for her to respond, and blocking him out, with something as hilarious for an 11 year old girl to say, like that!! Is funny. Also, that face he makes is the epitome of priceless.
I've seen this a million times and it still makes my stomach hurt with laughter. :D
@SomeOneFromOFS It's funny because, like the rest of the movie, it's random and unexpected and it crosses the line once, twice, three times, and fish. If you don't think it's funny when you watch it, then you're not gonna think it's funny when someone explains it to you, so sorry. I guess you'll just have to be left out of the joke :)
What the fuck.....
NMFlemzy 6 hours ago
HIS FACE.
krisseyb 2 days ago
didn't know that was a young cheryl cole
bloodshed1791 3 days ago
It would have been a funny scene on its own... but then they did it with 2 kids and it became epic.
SgtTravisBickle 5 days ago 8
@SgtTravisBickle No doubt!
panchovilla1122 5 days ago
My new coworker asked for coffee the other day when we were on break I asked him how he wanted it he said "I take it black like my women." I looked at him and said "Chump don' want no help chump don't get da help."
I thought he was going to fall out of the chair LAUGHING!
sedmoport 6 days ago
He looks like Trololo
badhorsiee 1 week ago 2
This could apply to me, except you would change "man" to "women"
kev95 2 weeks ago
She sounds like the voice from marcel the shell! Mind. Blown.
sabragirl07 2 weeks ago
9gaggers unite! :D
vickyboy96 2 weeks ago
69gag
ELBARTOWILDONESPRO 2 weeks ago
just leaving my 9gag mark in the comment section
manolojohny74 2 weeks ago
9gag :)
BearGlaber 2 weeks ago 3
Brace yourself - the 9gaggers are coming.
music9man 2 weeks ago 4
9gag
Rober05295 2 weeks ago
10dag!
Dmizzle0 2 weeks ago
The best part of this whole scene was when the little girl said: "No, thank you. I take it black, like my men."
hansjalv 2 weeks ago
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hansjalv 2 weeks ago
Try even doing a scene like that with kids in a movie these days, sheesh.
Schone23666 2 weeks ago
His face after she says "No thank you, I take it black...like my men." is PRICELESS
Latvietis996 1 month ago 5
lol I love his expression at the end
animatingpeople 1 month ago
Cream?
No thank you, I take it black, like my men.
Doyleharvestmoon 1 month ago
Like my women
james77196 1 month ago
OMG! i cant go through without laughing.. this made my day.. i needed that laugh
diamonds454 1 month ago
This scene never gets old. I can't stop laughing every time she says, "No thank you I take it black like my men." XD LOL
jsteffey88 1 month ago 26
@jsteffey88 It cracks me up every time I see it. Thanks for posting.
panchovilla1122 1 month ago
5 people like their coffee with cream.
fighterace0 1 month ago
Sad that a movie like this could NOT get made today due to all the PC bullshit. Airplane! is comedy genius!
passwordntlongenough 1 month ago
5 people's women ran off with black men.
FatWongFoo 1 month ago 2
Lol!
Going2Frys 1 month ago
hahahahahaha!!!!
MrWilliamson9411 2 months ago
name of the film?
NARKOZ2008 2 months ago
@NARKOZ2008 AIRPLANE!
panchovilla1122 2 months ago 6
@panchovilla1122 Then theres Airplane 11 (2 in roman numeral): The Sequel
GreenKid24 1 month ago
@GreenKid24 Yes, there is a sequel.
panchovilla1122 1 month ago
@GreenKid24 If you're such an expert on Roman numerals why did you type the number 1 twice and explain what it's supposed to represent instead of simply typing the correct Roman numeral "II" in the first place?
MajorImpact 1 month ago
@GreenKid24 You mean Airplane II
Roman Numerals are standard letters with a second meaning ¬¬
I V X C ect
TheRamosOnline 1 month ago
@GreenKid24 Airplain II is it hard?
TugaSkits 2 weeks ago
@NARKOZ2008 It says "AIRPLANE" right in the description, fool.
MajorImpact 1 month ago
hahahaha i love this so much
littleblueeyedchild 2 months ago
Hmm...she seems to like the dark chocolate lmao!
raven3blue 2 months ago
It's not so much the line, it's his face after that just makes the scene!
StuffTheMuff1 2 months ago
OW LOL
JudasAngel666 2 months ago
i hate all white females becuase of this!
dukeoftheoaks 2 months ago
WTFBOOM
PlayJoga 2 months ago
the boy probably didn't really get the joke although his expression is priceless. bet the people behind the camera were just dying to bust out laughing!
nissansentraglx 3 months ago 3
Jungle Fever
ccaian1 3 months ago
lol I'd forgotten about this scene. Just as funny as 'don't call me Shirley"
TheCoastalPirate 3 months ago
I take it back, like my men.
Yottskry 3 months ago
Best. Reaction shot. EVER. XDDD
Stolanis 3 months ago 3
epic face at the end
kkgirl300 3 months ago
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richcarrick 3 months ago
Whore... :P
TheBeatlesfan28 3 months ago
Thanks, don't know why it's funny! I just laugh!
2000GSC 3 months ago
@2000GSC It's funny because she's taking her coffee black (without creme), then it's surprising because she says "just like her men", as if she only likes black men, which is funny because she's a little girl.
squiresuzuki 3 months ago
@squiresuzuki Thanks, now im laughing!!
2000GSC 3 months ago
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richcarrick 3 months ago
@squiresuzuki they told to say that my daugther nine yrs old love coffee if a little white came up to her and offer coffee she wouldn't say that its funny as hell though.
kim123792 3 months ago
I take my women like I take my sandwich meats: pale and frigid.
kvn8907 3 months ago
wonder if they did this scene in one take? probably did without telling the boy what the girl was going to say so they could get that priceless look from him.
nissansentraglx 3 months ago
he,he I didnt get it!
MrGreen4448 3 months ago
thisb is so funny, the dude face look like (bitch, the fuck you mean you like it black like your man: don't you know we're living in raceture times, the only man you can get is a white cracker like me) that was very funny.
leeaa6 4 months ago
One of my favorite movies of all times. It was funny then, it's still funny now. Though I don't get why people say airplane 2 isn't funny.
o0cacoto0o 4 months ago 41
@o0cacoto0o Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 4 months ago
Sara Jay in training.
codafett 4 months ago
@codafett more like Naomi
flukes777 4 months ago
classic scene! Don't take it for what it means, just laugh!
giseba7 4 months ago
@giseba7 Thanks for posting.
panchovilla1122 4 months ago
A young Kim Kardashian in the making...
NickyVeee 4 months ago 142
@NickyVeee Nice, Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 4 months ago
@NickyVeee I wasnt aware liking black men made you a rich, famous for nothing tramp... guess I'll have to tell the mother of my little mixed cousin that?
LiloPelakai 1 month ago
@LiloPelakai Only if she's rich and famous for nothing! :)
NickyVeee 1 month ago
@NickyVeee Except this girl(Who's probably 40s now) has more talent is her preferential statement than Kim has in her whole being....
ScottACNohea 2 weeks ago
@ScottACNohea Well played, Scott...well played indeed.
NickyVeee 2 weeks ago
I swear that's Steve Carrell
Django5198 4 months ago 4
@Django5198 Nah can't be, if it was, he would have followed the line with 'That's what she said'.
facecycle 3 months ago
woot did she ment :p?
egdqv13234 4 months ago
finding out ur not her type.... priceless.
thedragonsmith1 4 months ago 9
What movie is this from?
MrRadoiactive 4 months ago
@MrRadoiactive Airplane! (1980)
panchovilla1122 4 months ago 2
This is seriously the most disturbing thing i've ever seen
rikko338 4 months ago
@rikko338 It just cracks me up.
panchovilla1122 4 months ago
That kids deserves an academy award for his expression.
TheBubbaZed 4 months ago
LOL instant favorite.
tomcatfdynasty 5 months ago
@tomcatfdynasty Thanks!
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
You wanna know how hard my mom laughed when she offered chem for my coffee? Well I'll tell ya...
outofnowhere115 5 months ago
poker face : |
aziz1981 5 months ago
@aziz1981 Very true, Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
Young Sarah Palin?
tulpa000 5 months ago 2
@tulpa000 Good one!
neneshubby 5 months ago
@tulpa000 Classic! Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
lMATFO
xD
kylielovespuppiecash 5 months ago
@kylielovespuppiecash Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
@panchovilla1122 no prob'
kylielovespuppiecash 5 months ago
You're welcome for this post
sapperzulu 5 months ago 4
@sapperzulu Thanks.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
I like my girls like I like my whiskey, 16 years old and mixed up with coke.
GhamTk 5 months ago
@GhamTk Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
I'm kinda sorry it isn't a language...
I guess it is if you count ebonics
LUVSAILOROMANCE 5 months ago
The boy's expression / reaction is what sells it for me. Priceless!
TheWpguser2010 5 months ago
LMFAO NOW THIS MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF. THE LITTLE KIDS FACE IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
oh whoops caps sorry -.-"
GHILLIExSnipez 5 months ago
@GHILLIExSnipez Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
2 men are not black...
jwmm4eva 5 months ago
oh god if i was sitting in front of or behind them and heard this, i would die from laughing till my heart gave out!
nissansentraglx 5 months ago
@nissansentraglx Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
chciałem coś napisać ale twarz młodego mówi wszystko...:D
maciekszklanka 5 months ago
@maciekszklanka Dzięki za post. Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
BEST WTF-FACE EVER
nasentehstrange 5 months ago 2
@nasentehstrange Classic, Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
I screencaped the boys reaction.
iNvictaStudios 5 months ago
@iNvictaStudios Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
So......so god damn classy. lol
Nozem13 5 months ago
she played penny in the rescuers
Silvegirl111 6 months ago
she played penny in the recuers
Silvegirl111 6 months ago
That stare is the greatest thing of all time.
iNvictaStudios 6 months ago
LoL :D Classic scene! Always gets me every time :P
TokyoKid47 6 months ago
this shit is sick!lol
gus361 6 months ago
its the boys stare that kills me XD
PieceOPWN 6 months ago 2
Will someone please explain why this is funny?
SomeOneFromOFS 6 months ago
@SomeOneFromOFS she takes her coffee black like her men....get it?
FarFromLegendary 6 months ago
@SomeOneFromOFS Because it's just ridiculous, just like the rest of the movie. You have to have a sense of humor.
panchovilla1122 6 months ago 10
@SomeOneFromOFS It's funny because of the audacity of a....idk, 11 year old boy making a very formal, and sophisticated gesture to make the move on an equally classy looking little girl. And for her to respond, and blocking him out, with something as hilarious for an 11 year old girl to say, like that!! Is funny. Also, that face he makes is the epitome of priceless.
Nozem13 5 months ago 3
I've seen this a million times and it still makes my stomach hurt with laughter. :D
@SomeOneFromOFS It's funny because, like the rest of the movie, it's random and unexpected and it crosses the line once, twice, three times, and fish. If you don't think it's funny when you watch it, then you're not gonna think it's funny when someone explains it to you, so sorry. I guess you'll just have to be left out of the joke :)
Dachusblot 5 months ago 4
@Dachusblot Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 5 months ago
What movie is this from?
Gryfu1 6 months ago
@Gryfu1 "Airplane" (1980).
panchovilla1122 6 months ago 3
mfw
muaka1 6 months ago
0:19
DecapitatedGumiBearz 6 months ago
Take it black in the back. Just like buses. Hehe sorry;)
JackWilsonVideos 6 months ago
@JackWilsonVideos I take it black....like the guy who is fucking my wife right. HEHE sorry!
FILMLYFE 6 months ago
ouch...
TOHOFIEND54 8 months ago
The scene is hilarious enough but the reaction just slays me. Tears.
DeleteThisMF 8 months ago 48
@DeleteThisMF I couldn't agree with you more, Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 8 months ago
@panchovilla1122 Thank you for posting! Youtube needs more classic scenes like this.
DeleteThisMF 8 months ago
@DeleteThisMF :)
panchovilla1122 8 months ago
Sheit!! I dig her rap!!!
8bennugent 8 months ago 8
@DamnationDude12 Classic, isn't it. Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 8 months ago
When I get asked that question, I always give them her response, but they NEVER get it, and it makes me look like a douchebag.
thenamesbanana 9 months ago 7
@thenamesbanana :) Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 9 months ago
@thenamesbanana LOL same here! Precious few people are open to the wonders of this movie, unfortunately.
PouncyGirl 8 months ago
@PouncyGirl Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 8 months ago
Did she really mean what I think she meant? Or is it just me again?
iLoveEatingPie 9 months ago
@iLoveEatingPie No, she meant it. Airplane was just off the wall, Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 9 months ago
The reaction after is priceless.
Sylverstone14 11 months ago 3
@Sylverstone14 True, Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 10 months ago
She got the right idea
blk4kink 11 months ago
@blk4kink Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 11 months ago
What's the name of this movie? What year?
Thank you
missyme1995 1 year ago
@missyme1995 Airplane!
~1980's
best comedy. EVER.
xXL3GITAMACYXx1 11 months ago
@xXL3GITAMACYXx1 Thank you!!
missyme1995 11 months ago
@missyme1995 Airplane(1980), I hope your just kidding? Thanks for posting.
panchovilla1122 11 months ago
@panchovilla1122 Lol no i'm not kidding .. Thank youu!
missyme1995 11 months ago
Ah, forget the little bitch. I bet she let a white guy pay for her plane ticket.
digglyda 1 year ago
this was so unexpected and hilarious. I pissed myself laughing at this.
Kingrex16 1 year ago
@Kingrex16 This was just some crazy funny Sh..!, Thanks for the post.
panchovilla1122 1 year ago
lol?
TheMacedonianGeneral 1 year ago
Leslie Nielsen, forever in our hearts!
Anton00b 1 year ago
Yeah, I take it black too.
Hamishowns 1 year ago 11
@Hamishowns Thanks for the post!
panchovilla1122 11 months ago
Liked by Hamish^^
MrDogeking 1 year ago
Classic film.
"don't call me Shirley"
ratty860997 1 year ago
Wha?
MyChemicalBromance 1 year ago
" i take it black like my man" I think the film deserves more comments.
ktlin91 1 year ago 42
@ktlin91 Thanks!
panchovilla1122 1 year ago