Big Brother Audition 2009

[GamingNerd95]

is that man real?

[OMGiTzPoRTeR]

he's going in coz hes not been on for a while + BigBrotherUK utube has favourited it

[Shloerful]

I was able to stick this out for 28 seconds, quite a feat I would say.

[iphoneukwhizz]

lol i love it wen he sez at tha end "ill look forward to being on your wonderful television program" then he dosnt do noffin untill it finishes lol ist funny but in a geeky way

[Beepstreet]

For all of you that dont realise it the guy is pretending to have that dialect

[JaSheen89]

wow, this is in the big brother officials favourites, surely hes gonna be on it? and he hasnt been online here in a month! hmm!

[Charmedbabe2k7]

Omg, How posh.

Lol Epic fail also XD

[FTM2K9]

EPIC FAIL........

[djgazmic]

Great to see you back Cads! keep posting.

[sistersister10]

lol its big brother not im a celebrity get me out of here you sill bomb lmao

[julescavalier]

lmao! XD

[tsu921]

not even funny. your just a piece of shit

[CharlotteSpeaks]

You should totally be on big brother ;)

[Lathica]

I've dated animals before. Very grrr. Wolverine gets my nod for v v sexxy beaste...

[fancyNora]

it is better to have watch BB before to go in but up to you. good luck, watch my video and tell me what you think. fancynora

[tsu921]

what a steaming pile of shit

[nyboy101]

Fake ass Jew

[19897742]

hahahaha, you cunt

[DeathcarKid]

Hahahahahahaha!

[thehefferman]

I agree, you're supposed to be yourself...but the comments you're getting are a little harsh.

[davidkaluzny]

what a dickhead. U KNOB

[ne1l007]

WTF is this.

[spartan8981]

you look like a dickhead mate stop over acting you fag. looks like someone has shoved a broom up your ars thats why your face looks constipated

[BBAuditionsLover]

Are fucking kidding me!!!

Why act for your audition tape?!?

You're weird, fake and boring.

[sogoodicouldeatit]

you shouldnt have been born

[ryansbiggestfan]

what a cunt

[bigbrother2009winner]

Hi CAE... really not sure how I feel about this audition - quite funny, but seems 'too' much of an act, if you know what I mean... can't be kept up for long periods - but I could be proved wrong!! Check mine out if you get a chance... and maybe, just maybe, we'll be getting to know each other better in the BB house!! :) A xx

[ivenousername]

LOL PUT HIM IN HE IS GREAT

[safebrehs2]

get this guy in the fucking house, i wanna see how long he can keep his act up for.

[mcmikey1234]

just put him in haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa­aa ha so so funny

[BDET89]

So what do we learn from this video? That your a complete moron. You do realise that big brother is mainly a adults show, your not auditioning for the telly tubbys you prick.

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

Watch and learn, watch and learn my friend.

[BDET89]

@CadburyAdamsEsquire I dont remember seeing you on the show....Oh, wait, you did'nt get picked. I dont know why why, If this crap doesent work then I dont know what will.

[Mafia82uk]

Ur so retarded, twat

[Bigcatpro]

SO FAKE

[22inchGuns]

What a bell end - probably the biggest twat i've seen in a long time

[I7emon]

lmao fail

[AndiStevo2k8]

Looks like he's putting it on, but if he's actually that weird get him on...:P

[twisteddds]

kill yourself....

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

I will if you will...

I'm fully booked for Feb, but I can fit you in the combine for harvest though.

It might be a squeeze.

[thegamingsorrow]

twat

[TheJONNOandMOLLIEsho]

if u were actully like this you would be good cos you would really annoy people.

but yur pretty obviously not.

but u did get onto to officail thin. :P

[WeeShooey]

Sorry but i have already voted you off....byee!

[natfishh]

how boring, also you're clearly trying too hard to be funny, and it really wasn't in the least bit funny, just stupid and pointless.

[mdsmark92]

lol

[huhbuzz]

HELLOOOO I'M NIGEL THORNBERRY

[TightyWightyCharley]

Um.. it kinda looks like your just putting it on. arrggggh. sorry. Hope you get in though.. i think you would be so funny :P

[ehmazin]

How much did you get paid to look like a twat on TV?

FAIL.

[hellokittynatasha]

Piss of at least he made it on tv. So i think you mega fail with your insult haha

[ehmazin]

I make more money than you and him combined..

If you think making it on TV is a big achievment, you really need some new goals in life.

[ehmazin]

You are clearly putting it on, terribly.

[Cheesaholic]

true that

[Clarks007]

Good luck if U get on, Ull hav a ball, btw it starts around june time So, still hav 2 do the Lambs, kk GOOD LUCK AGAIN

[hello070707]

Good Luck.

Check out mine.

[kooldudeben]

dont be sum1 ur not:p

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

Says 'Kool Dude'

Right ok. Thanks for the advice.

[kooldudeben]

hahahaha :P isnt it... i made it so i could watch videos ages ago and its the only username i have used to make accounts on anything... so i kept :P it doesn't mean it reflects me as a person :) x

[hilby]

but hahhaha love the audition

[hilby]

i don't think you can hold that face for three months.

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

Dude, my biggest nightmare is going in and having to keep it up, my face ached after only 3 mins filming that :)

[gophboy123]

good one m8....all the best,class

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

fake what? beard?

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

fake!

[bunnyboilerboi24]

look like mr bean, sounds like tony blair, bores me to hell. it does not entertain me, dull.

[sulinzie]

Fab thats bril-thought you would be one to be watched! did you go to London? lots of Luck-sulinzie

[mongopongolongo]

Pretending to be a muppet, do one you gimp!

[justlooking2k8]

Good luck lovely check out my vid and see what you think xx

[sulinzie]

MrCadbury-have BB contacted you? their loss if they haven't some have heard already-good luck sulinzie

[dodsworth9]

proper weird to be honest.. have a look at mine

[destructogirl89]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A RETARD sorry but im a nice person and straight to the point, ur trying WAY too hard!

[morganicmusic]

What an idiot. Sorry bud you have just had your first eviction.

[XxVanessaHudgensFan]

FAKE.

[MiissNatx]

lol

[drwhofanclub]

errr... no - that is blatently not you.

[unikeme]

it made me laugh and i enjoyed the geeky persona.good luck. anyone who wants 2 go in that house is mad.

[Dave260887]

Not funny. This video has told us absolutely nothing about the real you so how can we make a judgement? May as well judge a cartoon character to go in. Pointless.

[LSlashG]

FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[westsunend]

Yes your fake, mine is real...its a shame when people act like this just to get on! just be yourself (GOSH) are you really that sad?

[mradambrown]

hey, good luck with the audition :-)

[funktasticmustard]

No offence but I hate it when people try be something they're not to get on. Show you're true self. That's what we'll be interested in for 12 weeks!!

[oskasin1]

you'll b shit! dnt bother

[Ianwalby24]

Hey there, good luck. ;-)

[milowent]

if this audition doesn't work out, i suggest you try out to be a third vlogbrother.

[guyalexanderr]

GAZ do you idolize cadbury or something?

[guyalexanderr]

lol nah not really,

Just thought i'd put you in your place.

And im not bothered about views or subs or anything,

I just come on here to watch videos :]

[westsunend]

My video will be coming out soon...and you will all see my skills like you have never seen before..BB will be begging me to go on the show!

[westsunend]

Anybody can act like a twat to get on BB, but we want the real idiots who think they are special to go on BB so we can laugh at them... we need another Jade to make fun of!

[bikinibottom333]

Have you done a video????

[guyalexanderr]

I said something about idolizing.

Obiously no one else did, I was just saying because you're commenting back anyone that leaves beloved cadbury a bad comment.

What side of the plate i swing? LOL

What are you on about geez.

And "all of youtube", cadbury doesnt even have 2,000 views yet on this.

Your abit loopy, cba to comment you anymore.

[LewisBlogger]

This is brilliant!

[guyalexanderr]

No i realised it afew seconds in you're video mate,

and GAZBEROTTEN i've discovered something alarming about your name take the Z out of the third letter of the name GAZ and replace it with Y.

It is my opinion blah blah blah.

That was too easy.

Grow up and come up with a better comeback next time mate.

Send my regards to you're boyfriend will you.

[guyalexanderr]

Haha Cadbury i cant help but notice you deleted you're own comment, funny stuff.

[guyalexanderr]

so fake.

[hairdoodmax]

is it me or does he look like mr bean?

[rajivchada10]

No offence, i dont think u r being urself but good luck! :)

[DashTube1]

haha nice!

[cheetahbhoy]

I know I can't slabber since I haven't uploaded a video but jayssuuss...its worse than watchin rachel's audition last year

[roodie82]

next

[Jeffersxx]

I'M thinking a bit Fake butttt good luck to u. X

[soccermadamy]

omg what a geek

[cymrocymraeg86]

OMG, Please don't have him on! I'd be much better lol! :D

[Clestafarian]

The BB10 auditionee MiaNovacek has now been exposed as a racist and should be disqualified. Racism is not acceptable in society, nor in the Big Brother house. Check my video to see screenshots of my inbox revealing her racist abuse.

[THECHRISBRYANT]

Very interesting background there. Holla @ us raised around small communities with farms tho! Good luck dude

[ffsthisisannoying]

I hope he doesn't get on!

[matto23]

these are the kind of audition videos i hate

[BigBrotherAuditions]

BB is watching!

[TightyWightyCharley]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[musosf]

Hooray! Cadbury is back...and possibly on TV as well? Our luck abounds.

[ThatTallGeek]

Screw Big Brother, Cadbury! Move to Canada and you can live with me!!! <3 ;)

[krootasaurusrex]

Welcome back, Cadbury!

[TheAmusementArcade]

Bravo!

[brainstormy]

Well, I don't know... Although it is lovely to see you making videos again I feel that there's just something missing. Can't put my finger on it, but 5 stars for you anyway

[toadsworthshortstop]

so you pretended to be dead in order to get more subscribers? ooh, thats not immoral

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

NOT immoral? Anyway, I think you'll find it was the other way around dear chap.

[toadsworthshortstop]

bit of sarcasm, old chap

[riverbasil]

CADBURY!!! With you on the show the ratings would go through the roof!!!

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

Aha! Mr Basil, how the devil is one? Give my regards to Terry will you.

[riverbasil]

River Basil is currently bed bound with food poisoning. Terry died under mysterious circumstances late last year. He is rumoured to have been mixed with cement at the bottom of a newly constructed skyscraper.

[Virginian9000]

He'll definitely make it!

[NumbFaith]

Most wonderful once again to behold and admire your work Cadbury; I must admit old chap that your absence was beginning to rather worry me.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Not even death stops Cadbury. Back from the dead and trying out for reality T.V. Awesome.

[CadburyAdamsEsquire]

Turns out it was just a bit of a cold old bean.

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Don't be modest, you bayoneted the reaper and tossed him into the rubbish. Pwn.

[DrummerDG]

Oh my goodness! I thought you were gone! Welcome back Cadbury!