Klingon Lesson #1

[Taud]

the music mixed in is way to loud man

[princeyassine100]

A klingon willingly listening to this music should accept a sentence of death

[theshield44]

Both are absolutely hideous!

[ArrDeeSee9]

the song is better than the video

[MissGrapeNehi]

You left out the Doc's best line: "Why don't you find some nice VULCAN friends?"

[mrcooncat]

Lame ... just like the Voyager series.

[Mikko2143658709]

how the balls did the medical hologram become a FATHER... i hate spoilers ;_;

[ITouchCactus]

did you make this

[purplellamaful]

 kahtloe'

[psychokittie13]

majQa' :)

[aarsho]

Just the tip?

[Citrakite]

You are not a true Klingon until you experience BiJ!

[Demonicwolf300]

What episode is this?

[Straitjacket2007]

@Demonicwolf300 STVOY 'Real Life' Series 3, episode 22 :}

[Demonicwolf300]

@Straitjacket2007 Thank you.

[Bulkrap]

I thought that dude was a hologram?

[Aloradelyda]

@Bulkrap Holo family

[paytheprice11]

@Aloradelyda AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH GAY

[paytheprice11]

@Bulkrap SHUT THE FUCK UOP

[paytheprice11]

@Bulkrap YES I DO LIKE BUTT MUNCHEWS

[dantheman931]

Yeah, that's totally how teens talk. O.o Then again, he DID use that bullshit argument about following the rules, as if his kid asked to move in, so... wrong all around I guess?

[paytheprice11]

@dantheman931 HI, GO KILL YOURSLEF FUCKING FAGGIT. I GET ASS AND YOU DONT

[dantheman931]

@paytheprice11 Wow. Most people at least try to pretend they're not trolls, but you, you just totally go for it, don't you? I guess that's commendable, if sad...

[paytheprice11]

@dantheman931 LOL

[paytheprice11]

@dantheman931 WTF IS A TROLL.????? I LIVE IN TITS

[TruculentBones]

Wait a second. This show is hilarious!

[paytheprice11]

@TruculentBones :)

[DrBuggles1]

What episode is this?

[paytheprice11]

@DrBuggles1 its episode who the fuck cares, get a life,

[DrBuggles1]

@paytheprice11 What a nice respectable person you are... ¬¬

[terminat1]

Well, the kid is right: his father is bloodless, lol.

[paytheprice11]

@terminat1 fuckkkkkk you

[terminat1]

@paytheprice11 What is your problem? Why are you so immature?

[paytheprice11]

@terminat1 bc its funny you have no life, and im bored

[DrBuggles1]

@paytheprice11 It's funny because....you're a cunt...

[Maximithus]

majQa' Dochmey 

[paytheprice11]

@Maximithus LOSER, I BET ALL THE GIRLS WILL LAUGH WHEN THEY SEE YOUR 1/2 INCH DICK

[Maximithus]

@paytheprice11

Pls tell me, what did I write, cuz I dont remember :D i just used english-klingon dic and put 2 random words next to each other :D And I didnt even see 1 startrek episode xD

[doobiesmoke15]

Are their any lessons in how to speak Ferengi?

[paytheprice11]

@doobiesmoke15 fag fag fag fag gay fag fag gay gay you is be this

[poofacfac]

I CANT REMEMBER THIS EPISODE WTF

[kutari]

@poofacfac its an episode called "real life"

[poofacfac]

@kutari thanks man (or woman). I've seen like every episode of this except this one. Weird...

[paytheprice11]

@poofacfac your gay

[Crazyhaired911]

meatbags of mostly water rule teh world!

[MastermindX]

Hahaha, it's funny because the human kid playing with klingon friend and trying to be like them is like a white kid with black friends.

[tonny1517]

isnt the father the guy who played the PE teacher in Wonder Years?

[Ayleesha]

@tonny1517 Yeah, he played Coach Cutlip in the Wonder Years.

[robohobo9001]

Hab SoSlI' Quch

[bolrins32]

@robohobo9001 you dare insult my mother you atack my honor sir

[happynuts]

oh boy. i can't believe im doing this on a weekend.

[lolmaker777]

is this a voyager eposode or somting?

and so yes which episode is it

[Ayleesha]

@lolmaker777 Yes, it is a Star Trek Voyager episode. It is called "Real Life".

[edinscot56789]

Klingon ethics are pretty stupid

[musicalbacon2]

wasn't the doctor a hologram? how did he have kids?

[JSuttonFan2]

@musicalbacon2 In this episode B'Elanna discovers the Doctor has created his own hologram family in which everything is just perfect, his wife, his kids everything is just like 1950's TV Show family, so she decides to show him what real family can be like and changes his little family a bit.

[gondola1able]

@musicalbacon2 He was, as always, trying to live a human experience (using the holodeck) including having a family etc.; he didn't get it right the first time, in which B'elanna intervened.

[Kerethuk]

That girl needs a good hard slap.

[whydid666]

okay all fine good good....but calling your father a patak, i mean he should be proud to see you asserting your dominance but let's not go around throwing such words.

:p

[MrSmileyHasABigDong]

1:17 look how that klingon sits :P showing of his booty

[EighteenBuddha]

Aside from the bad music, this is pretty good.

I'd rather just watch the whole scene unedited.

[utscuba]

LARGH AND K'AKOHFF

[Admiral8Q]

Hey, I remember being a teenager and wanting to join a rebel cause in South America. If this was real, I'd tell my son to go do his ceremonial blood letting. That is the only way to learn how the real world is. To experience it.

[AMVlurver]

I feel bad for the Doctor.

[Cocksalsa]

So...they're like teenagers, except even more like little bastards?

[erikswr]

This is actually pretty cool.

[USSHathaway]

I feel sorry for all the haters. This clip is so fun!

[gloomyoutlook]

wtf is this

lol

star trek does family drama?

[TheCatherineSarah]

@gloomyoutlook it's from an eppisode of Voyager where the Doc makes a family but it is too perfect so Toris tweeks it

[Kasamoto91]

faggot music

[x0xDarthWyylokx0x]

which episode is this from please?

[Neville6000]

'Real Life'.

[x0xDarthWyylokx0x]

:) thanx

[11011011011100110]

DonMeaker your father was a craven.

[11011011011100110]

i am not had a father. i allvays had a knife. am i a klingon?

[DonMeaker]

Your mother had a smooth forehead!

[Diqueverte]

majQa' cha'

[twilightbuneary]

I thought the guy's name was Lard, not Larg at first.

[Aliendisc]

Lol

[hentaitrek]

Any EMH episode is a good episode.

[biojenic]

missed this scene. where are his cranial ridges?

[MyNameIsShelby]

Ha! That was funny stuff.

[SaiyaMel]

What episode is this from? i haven't seen all of Voyager series..

Great vid!

[Neville6000]

'Real Life'

[SaiyaMel]

Thanks.

[NodDisciple1]

Qapla'!

[NCC17O1Q]

Hegh tlhej quv

[howmuchart]

man, whole lot of virgins in this video

[Aslapacrosstheface]

I hated this episode because of that annoying bitch kid.

Her death was not at all satisfying.

[evilrabbit4]

Great video. Love the song, too.

[Submarinervideos]

Thank you for uploading this cool video!

You're awesome.

[KlingonLady77]

Thanks!! I am glad you left a comment!

[CrimesonWitcher]

@KlingonLady77 what episode of star trek is this and from what series?

[Kabbalist]

@CrimesonWitcher The episode is "Real Life" from the 3rd season of Voyager.

[CrimesonWitcher]

@Kabbalist Ah thank you so much. I was wondering if you or anyone was ever gonna get around to answering that one.

[paytheprice11]

@Submarinervideos your a fagget!!

[KlingonLady77]

I am so glad that you enjoyed my video enough to take the time to comment on it. It is for people like you that I make these videos. I sit and think, how many stupid comments can I get on this one when I begin a video. Thanks for your time! Means a lot that you would watch this!

[ConnoR303]

no worries darlin ;)

[brenna736]

why arent people commenting in klingon??? haha

[KlingonLady77]

Some did, but so long ago my Klingon is beginning to suffer :p

[GeekyGirl1011]

@KlingonLady77 The Klingon Empire will never suffer (I didnt comment in klingon because i am just learning, and i dont want to miss spell and be a discrace. and i' a 14 year old kid who's learning 3 other languages) Love the video! <3

[danwat1234]

turn down the music 1.5 notches, otherwise good vid.

[ralphie1098]

Of course if the son really wanted to be like a Klingon he would never ever disrespect his father.

[hinack1984]

That's something to work with !

Thx ... anyone else knows what Song this is ?

[KlingonLady77]

The song is when you were young by the Killers

I am glad you enjoyed the video!

[paytheprice11]

@hinack1984 your also a fagget, im sure youve never gotton ass, maybe your moms

[hinack1984]

It's great but for Trekkies only ^^

Everybody knows which Song this is ?

[smilesgirl17]

It's by the killers...I know that much

[santan25]

this is meh.

[haha4000hoho]

This is a really stupid and pointless video.

[KlingonLady77]

well I am glad you have the proper sense of humor to enjoy it.

[Idiotamericagf123]

its not stupid and pointless I love klingons so... Im sorry if u think its stupid and pointless thats ur decision.

[KlingonLady77]

Thank you very much!! :D:D I am glad that you enjoyed it!! Some people have no sense of humor!!

[Idiotamericagf123]

Your welcome klingonlady... Im a very nice person to get along with and people should respect you and not like dirt. :D

[angelOFdarkSINS]

they call me eye candy

[gclark03]

Some teens can manage to be AMAZINGLY stupid, and this episode reflects that.

[KlingonLady77]

Indeed!! Thanks for the comment!

[TheCelticNinja]

Thank you for showing humans what it truly means to be a Klingon teen. Maybe that will stop their whining about how hard being a teen is. Just try it being a Klingon like me.

XD Nice vid!

[KlingonLady77]

No problem!! :D

[FleetAdmiral08]

Hello, can you tell me whitch epiose that was please, thank you.. :D

[KlingonLady77]

What do you mean? The Doctor with kids?? It is in an episode in the third season called Real Life.

[FleetAdmiral08]

Yeah, and thank you, i'm ganna watch it now, on 'Surf The Chammel'... :D

[GordonEdward]

It's hard to believe I haven't seen this episode.

[dragonborg]

?????

[ZoeAmory]

Great vid! =D Were you like that as a teenager? ;D HUGS!

[susan0815]

Hi Jamie,

What is this? I don`t know it!!!

It`s really funny....

Big Hugs

Moni

[KlingonLady77]

It is from an episode of Voyager in the third season called Real Life. I am glad that you liked it!!! Thanks for leaving me a comment!!

HUGS!!!

Jamie

[BrEnDaW924]

:o(

I can't see videos today...my computer is giving me problems. But as soon as I fix it I'll come back

[KlingonLady77]

Okay I will wait!! :D:D:D:D:D

[BrEnDaW924]

i just saw it...

klaklakla :op

I'll wait for more of your series, this was a great idea.

[KlingonLady77]

I am glad you enjoyed it! And you have heard the laugh, well the best I could do!! hehe!!! Have a great day!!

Klaklaklakla!

[LMUli]

maj... Hovleng wo' je taHjaj! Qapla'

[KlingonLady77]

nuqneH. QA TLHO'. batlh bIHeghjaj!!

[LMUli]

qatlho'! pe'vIl mu'qaDmey tIbach!

[KlingonLady77]

haha!! qa' wIje'meHma Suv!!Qapla'

[LMUli]

ok, now i'm lost :P

[KlingonLady77]

wwhoooohahaaaaa I was wondering who was gonna give up first!! haha!! I was lost on that last one from you! I was searching ALLLLLLLLLL over the internet for that!!!!!! Well done you are an excellent Klingon!!!!!! What I said was

qa' wIje'meHma Suv = We fight to enrich the spirit.

[LMUli]

i have three dictionaries and two audio courses, but it's been some years since i've learned klingon... that was between school and university

DISchu' DatIvjaj!

[KlingonLady77]

Well I have the internet and that is all!! I am impressed!! Maybe you could help me out with some Klingon!!

[LMUli]

i think you can get the books for quite fair prices on ebay

[janewayish]

OH Jamie this id awesome!! What a great idea!

hugs: Ann

[KlingonLady77]

Thanks Ann I am glad that you enjoyed it!!!

HUGS!

Jamie

[Sczep84]

Ahhhh, Jamie. I told u it would turn out terrific cause u are so very talented and see: this vid is even beyond terrififc!! It's absolutely hilarious!! U are a vid-genius my dear ..And the Klingon-laugh at the end *hehe* I want to hear u laugh only like that when we meet in NY *rofl* .. Great work *hugs* Can't wait for number 2!!!

[KlingonLady77]

yes yes you told me *blush* I just needed to trust myself. My confidence came back from it's walk shortly after you went to bed. Thanks for believing in me!!!!! and me laughing like that in NY is gonna be a tall order since I think there is gonna be a LOT of laughing!! I will need to practice!!!

HUGS!!!!!!!!!

[Bloempje721]

What a great idea! this is funny, I can't wait fto see lesson two!

Hugs,

Ilona

[KlingonLady77]

Thanks Ilona!! I am glad that you enjoyed it!! I am looking forward to making the 2nd part soon!!

I will reply to your mail when I get up in the morning!!

HUGS!!!

Jamie

[KlingonLady77]

Thanks so much K'Leena!! I am glad that you enjoyed it!!! haha!!! Thanks so much for the compliment on my creativity!!

HUGS!

Jamie

[KLeenaGirl]

lmao!

This is so hilarious, yet great! Oh Jamie, you're always so creative. Brilliant video, I have to show my dad, lol.

Many hugs,

~K'Leena

[KlingonLady77]

darn it I goofed up the reply. There is one for you. haha. It has your name on it! (hug)