You're Too Slow

[ScourgeandSonic350]

AWWW Sonic you should have spindashed em! oh well I guess he might win next time Right?

[harleylukethedog]

poor sonic XD

[xade76]

All that physical training to, what, get better at placing mines and cracking necks? >_>

'Kay, lol.

[sharke76]

Sonic doesnt have a neck

[Gillanik]

@sharke76 It's just that his head hides it. Jigglypuff has no neck though...

[deadzone6661]

I wonder if he can do that to Jigglypuff...

[IainStudios]

i hate anyone who likes this video

[IWEBProductions]

I wonder why falling into spikes would make him any faster?

[Officer94]

why sonic said the truth.. hes slow but overpowered >_>

[odhran155]

lol sonic got owned

[EvilMusman]

Peter: "Rising up,...back on the streeeet, did my times, took my drivencyyy-"

Quagmire: *pushing him* "get outa here!"

[Extremegrandma]

if you like call of duty check out my channel

[OgichiMasterHollow]

Someone finish him, he still alive! :D

[Superguy7986]

YAY SNAKE BOOO SONIC

[ImJaffaah]

Yeeeeee

[jadenshawn01]

poor sonic

[grim10fire]

Sonic doesn't have a neck, he was PINGAS!

[55robloxmaster]

480 people got their neck slapped

[DublityOshawott905]

@55robloxmaster fail you mean "snapped"

[sMCCarthyTV1]

@55robloxmaster Don't you mean "snapped"? ;)

[LegoStormJ]

thumbs up if you hate when ads have to buffer

[ChaoGarden5]

Yea but............ SONIC DOESNT HAVE A NECK!!!

[ThePrayingMantis08]

@ChaoGarden5 Yeeah he does...

[ChaoGarden5]

@ThePrayingMantis08

umm no he doesn't, look it up bitch.

[ThePrayingMantis08]

@ChaoGarden5 Kaaaaaay....

[Heater294]

LOL Sonic is such a troll.

[perfectchaoslemon]

we all know snake's dacus is faster than sonic's run though ;3

[michaelcopeland50]

Funny thing about this he did all that trianing and did not even fight him he just made him go boom all he did was use his brain lol

[gta4cookie123]

ha! XP.

[marioandsonicnotsuck]

Snake: DON'T MESS WITH ME YOUR F*CKIN LITTLE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!

[Blankname101]

Sonic when will you learn....smh lol

[mariosonicboom123]

that was the fake sonic getting hit the real sonic was snake lol

[TheSnowballTV]

475 PEOPLE GOT THEIR NECK SNAPPED

[TheSnowballTV]

Sonic-your too slo-

Snake-*BAM!!*

[valentinebaby1999]

snake can't snap sonic's neck he has no neck

[SheekagoGuy]

0:36 STICKER!!!!

[CherokeeWrestling]

Sonic is better than Snake I hate this Vid Sonic could kill snake in less than 5 secs

[SheekagoGuy]

@CherokeeWrestling WELL he didn't so shut up please

[nintendolife25]

@CherokeeWrestling It's called a J ,to the O ,to the K ,to the E. Learn to take it. There's a machinima vid of kirby get smacked around like a ping pong and you don't see kirby fans sheding tears over it. -_-

[princesscassie2000]

HEY your mean sonic rules snake drools snake desevesm to die peeps

[repper4Life]

wats the song called?

[superyoshi4444]

@repper4Life youve got to be kidding me *Face-Palm*. its called: eye of the tiger

[USBYDProductions]

@superyoshi4444 or green hill zone, you dont know which one he speaks of

[superyoshi4444]

@USBYDProductions actully i do. its the only good song in this video. and green hill zone sucks

[USBYDProductions]

@superyoshi4444 really? because eye of the tiger is on my top 5 most terrible/annoying songs,

(cannon in d being the worst)

differences i s'pose

[superyoshi4444]

@USBYDProductions just shut up! i know what he was talking about! so you fail troll!

[USBYDProductions]

@superyoshi4444 i dont think you know what a troll is, but i seem to have offended you somehow so....i guess ill leave you alone then,

...bye...

[iunno12345678]

@superyoshi4444 Calm down buddy, why u so mad?

[SolidMxaxxx]

snake its epic!

[TheFreyzyPlayer19]

Hold 8 for long and fast neck breaking.

[MsMariosonic]

If both snake and sonic are in machinema movies it's always fun

[DarkInfernoMK2]

473 people were too slow >_<

[SuperiorSnivy]

sonic has a neck? o_O

[Sly88Frye]

More like strategic placement wins the race, XD

[SS1633]

hold 4 to see snake have a seizure.

[magius241]

@SS1633 hold 8 for... yeah...

[Zexovus]

ok hes training to get faster..wtf does getting hit by spikes do?

[FireWolfLovesAxel]

He should have teabagged him afterwards.

[Rigbymen]

i love the song

[HyperShadow2012]

Thumbs up if you saw a sticker at 0:38

[mrcyber125]

woops 8 i meenXD

[mrcyber125]

hold 9 for snake rapeXD

[whitelucario1]

how many people laughed at 0:54

[theepicvideosrcomin]

@whitelucario1 meh!

[KaahInsane]

 UAHUHAUHAEUHAE

[sumcrazymonkeys]

Hold 4 for T-Bag.

[sumcrazymonkeys]

Silly sonic, speed is for Adults.

[AstrolorgyHoN]

Thumbs up if your not gay! I'm such a thumbs up whore

[jedihunter176]

@AstrolorgyHoN According to the mathematics of that comment everybody here is a faggot

[UltrarubikXD]

@AstrolorgyHoN "Not gay"? that's not my name, Not Gay is over there...

[Robinbobby12]

@AstrolorgyHoN I find that quite offending

[dutrank]

@AstrolorgyHoN Thumbs up if this guy needs a lesson in grammar.

[Skelerexbogoss2]

ok... you won... i'll delete this comment. I regret what i've done (sorry if my english isn't very good)

[oMangetsu]

@Skelerexbogoss Remember when Youtube didn't have the Top comments section? So people like you will stop copying other peoples ideas just to get an easy like.

[MrVincentCloud]

Press 8 rapidly.

Ouch..

[elixa4]

Snake is really one of the slowest runners.

the only person who can compare to his speed is samus

in her full speed walk compared to his full run

[SligLover09]

like a B0:55!

[SirTalkalot93]

@Skelerexbogoss2 If it wasn't for VEVO, youtube would've been a paying service

[elixa4]

@Skelerexbogoss2 F that i just want the adds gone

[spongefan8]

@Skelerexbogoss2

..No.. i actually like this.. and we still have the yellow button on channel pages.

[Lulzorz125]

@Skelerexbogoss2 hell no.

[BIONICBOI123]

@Skelerexbogoss2 remember how old youtubes video limit was 10 minutes

remember how old youtube took so long to post a video

remember how old youtube SUCK MAH BALLS

old youtube sucked

[KingofSims84]

@Skelerexbogoss2 i dont want 2008 back. The new rate system is far mor precise  than five star rating. Vevo are good. they only do music vids in high quality though. who cares abouttrue vidoes? its funny enough to see people trolling around (goes double for callofthehaunted100). i have no fucking idea what you mean by publicity. who gives a shit about yellow? YOUTUBE IS STILL ALIVE! THUMBS DOWN EVERYONE WHO SAYS YOUTUBE IS DEAD! Thumbs this up if you hate people who want a youtube revolution.

[petrolacosaurus]

thats right, sleeeeep....

[ZaoMonichi]

I can voice this pretty good xD

[et12324]

HAHAHA

[Clock2theStars]

Press 8 for Snake Humping sonic XDDD

[Noobhero007]

Hidden ending in the rabbit and turtle : the turtle snaps the neck off the rabbit to win the race

[epicfail12336]

what the hell was all the training for?

[kirby1516]

@epicfail12336 true! XD

[RaggaeOfFunk]

Would've been way funnier if he'd just dacus'd.

[sonicx30001]

this would never happen

[MrMune666]

snake is awesome and i think U suck mmalhammer

[mmalhammer]

I think snake sucks

[SuperLm07]

@mmalhammer u suck ass! snake owns brawl!

[therealwelshcrew]

@SuperLm07 and the metal gear solid series, not raiden

[SuperLm07]

@therealwelshcrew  :D!

[therealwelshcrew]

@SuperLm07 Yup :D. Snake is my fave character in any game

[LordKraken3]

Eggman and his lackies disliked.

[HaRtBiTs]

eggman like this video.

[DaGingaNinja97]

Snake broke Sonic's neck. And Sonic was still breathing.

[KingMickeyROLZ]

Slow and Steady wins, not Too Slow and Steady

[halofernandez0029]

Thumbs up if you saw the rings on the background.

[EddyThePro]

press 8 for crack in the neck press 1 to tbag the floor Lmao

[linkomega123]

Snake should have yelled out "CAPTAIN PLANET!" as he broke Sonic's neck. just for the lulz.

[victorfilpo]

sonic has no neck dah

[PatrixX313]

Snake can do this to J bieber :D

[Skelerexbogoss2]

469 persons are too slow

[marioman57100]

@Skelerexbogoss2 they sure are

[thefunnyman979]

Pause 0:51 u cn see bomb to kill sonic...

[ZeldaMSmashHearts]

@thefunnyman979 That's how fast snake is! XD Can't even see him!

[TheNarutoResengan]

marge said that and lost the race so youre advice should be snaped

[Korackse]

Why only Sonic screws himself in those Brawl videos in machinima? ¬¬

[Alexander1spartano]

AHAHAHAHHA!!

[Triktonickill]

O_O' LOL

[mythenaticmedia]

on 0:49 to 0:52 and 0:55 you can see the mine.. XD SNAKE JUST PLANTED THE MINE BEFORE SONIC CAME THERE. HE PLANTED THE MINE WHERE HE SAW SONIC BEFORE LOL

[mythenaticmedia]

SONIC : YOU'RE TOO SL.. BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!

SNAKE: ...

[FireCarson3678]

uh how does the falling on needles help him i agree withEsPeoNiaN

[GeassGuru]

0:24 how does that help you train? XD

[EsPeoNiaN]

@GeassGuru

he is training on how to crawl, but at the beginning he is falling on the needles

[handyfox333]

That's how fast snake is, he zipped over there, planted it and zipped back before the incident.

[MilesTailsPrower08]

1:07 But, he's still breathing...

[scorpion2942]

I just got to a snaping conclusion

[thesoniczone11]

s-sonic? s-s-s-sonic...? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGamer583]

ive see this vid nearly one year ago and i still laugh. great vis,man!

[Cidantis]

HE WASNT DEAD!!! YOU HAVE TO FINISH HIM!!!

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

thumbs up if you love the music at 0:18

[TheLaserQuinn]

@SUPERMARIOROCKSYES you mean eye of the tiger?

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

@TheLaserQuinn Yeah that music is awesome!!

[princeofChulavista]

@SUPERMARIOROCKSYES my favorite part is from 0:18- 0:57 :D

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

@princeofChulavista My favorite part is from 0:00-1:21 just like everyone else

[nfadaloo]

@SUPERMARIOROCKSYES Eye of the tiger :D

[DerTereyses]

SNAKE SAPPAH MAH SONIC!

FREE TF2 :D

[Gabressan]

same comment i made the other video! Thats why i like metal gear XD

[qeen45]

snake is so badass in the first game his eyes weren't there but just shadows

[commenterriffic]

Apparently if you exercise enough and get impaled by spikes enough times, you can shoot rockets out of your shoulders and spawn landmines out of thin earth. Sweeeet.

[MARVELyoureaJ3RK]

st0:00pid ads_-

[CheesyGranola]

Amy: Sonic? Sonic!? SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

*Game Over Music*

[littled0011]

your too-

NOW!

LMAO!!

[nightreader26]

SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amy screams wen snake snapped his neck.

[mvandam753]

lol!

[HATERofEVILcritics]

ONLY REAL MEN ENDURE RAPE FROM A BED OF SPIKES GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Spore1152]

egg man trys and tries and keeps failing but he never thought of snaping sonics neck

[facundo4191]

stupid sonic 

[thesilverfan108]

omg i nearly had a heart attack when snake cracked his neck

[nathanjc978]

whats the name of the song again ?? som one please reply

[Scalywag66]

@nathanjc978

Artist: GZA/Genius

Song: 4th Chamber

[nathanjc978]

@Scalywag66 k thanx

[TehThreeMusketeers]

I applaud you.

[celestepen1acww]

But he doesnt have a neck! XD

[Are1c]

@celestepen1acww Oh, Sonic has a neck... But Kirby doesn't!

[cfalcon26]

your still ******** slow

[Jul835]

So the lesson is boys and girls, only tell people their to slow if they don't know how to snap your neck.

[1burgasboy]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk thatbichhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhh snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[punkin327]

sonic:Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NioseE6]

0:00 <-- Reset

[wallpinapple]

I remember i brawled online and there was a sonic and I was kirby, he ran away from me and did the "you're too slow" taunt, but I had the final smash so I got to him in the middle of his taunt. I used my final smash and he died :D he left after that...

[Frostbite024]

sonic could so be like YOU SUCK! and kill snake! happy story :)

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

459 people got their neck snapped.

[MajorLeaguerAnubius]

Lmao!! Too funny!!!

[0darkG]

lol

[DrGarlic500]

press 8 to snap sonic´s tiny little baby neck as many times as you want to...

[MrSayure]

Snake is lame he mostly only snap youre laag...

LAME!!!!!!!!

[staticth1]

duestion does sonic even av a neck lol

[manon30secondstreet]

@staticth1 he might... accoring to this vid he does... but thats not what the character bios of SEGA say... X3

[guitarristagolden]

snake sux....sonic rocks :p

[sonic2000ify]

klik 1 and snake will hump

[999giratina]

1:17 no fast and shaky wins the race learn it or get thrown off-screen

[cheneychan1]

look at my vids doods XD and nice quota btw

[jordanjii]

macha you re too slow