Stepmania-Hard Songs(NOT PASSED)

[Peten00b]

too easy lmfao

[bppization]

dear arch hardest song ever !!!!!

[NinjaMinkzx]

Microsoft sam, are you done cutting my hair yet?

[NightSurge99]

Chuck Norris plays this song 100 times a day.

[WMan37]

I wouldn't really call these songs and simfiles but rather what i call Clusterfuckapopalus. Clusterfuckapopalus doesn't require the audio to be songs but rather combinations of noise and arrow spam.

[inguyen884]

what the hell?

[MrGuilherme404]

whats with the ponies at 3:26?

[SuperSZ]

I don't understand why people waste time in making these impossible songs. There are millions of better things to do.

[theroxorman48]

who has the time to do this? (me)

[skyplex]

wow EXTRATONE :) 1000+ bmp :) nice ;)

[goran406]

good vid but, arent the songs veeeeery boring and weird to be songs? o_o

[Akilles047]

This video sucks!

[carchomp8]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooo weird!

[soniclover88888]

Moo.

[sonicflame22]

the first song sounds like clippers trimming your head

[HereWasNicole]

4:14 I liked the rainbow arrows 8D

[nuttythecandyman661]

7:12, WOW!

[fhfg4]

you forgot "Hell in 3 seconds"

hardest song there is...

[jasonmage]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[raidernation177]

thats fucken retarded

[Peter9019]

suprisingly some dude nearly passed impossible song, idk how lol

[Kawaii025]

Wait, is that 3rd song on LIGHT?! What about Standard, Hard, or Challenging/Oni? lol

[SidekStepM]

Download link please to download all this hard songs

[carlosfcomen]

WHAT ITS THE SECOND SONG AND WHERE CAN DOWNLOAD

[43ber35ver]

Its sure that song does not existe cause how do you do 4 feets

[JackSkellingtonfan]

The first song scares me... 

[carlosfcomen]

1:14 WHAT ITS THAT SONG?

[theroxorman48]

All out man

[gethighinHI808]

RAPE! i bet a chinese kid could do this... hahahah

[TheMohawkNinja]

lol... i'd like to hear these with assist tick on!

[serodin007]

disconnected hazard, pandemonium, two others I don't recognize, maybe a max song?

[danylopez123]

where i can get the 1st song?

[TheNekoTsukiko]

Somebody was drunk when he did that "D It's a joke of man who did that I think ;)

[sickweirdo]

I custom edit mine to only 5 steps though. But watching them origionaly is kinda trippy

[MrPlioplio]

what the name of the song in 3rd stage???

[andr3w1124]

what the fuck was that that is as hard as hellllll

[hi01Adam09]

i got dear arch,

[Vectorben]

0:47

Windows fail sound

[Patorikku91]

3:27 What the hell was that? O.o

[JohnnyBoy232]

@Patorikku91 I paused it. It looks like cartoon dinosaur things :s

[tehloling1]

@JohnnyBoy232, patorikku91 and wigglesza: its furries O_o

[wigglesza]

@Patorikku91 I wanna say that was the Pink Panther.

[awefgowefaw]

I have made something harder, a lot harder.

[FutileExistence]

harder than Dear Arch!!! Impossible... the arrows scroll backwards of how fast it goes!!!

[awefgowefaw]

@FutileExistence my stepmania crashed because I made it so fast.

[FutileExistence]

which one... dear arch??? lol

[FutileExistence]

Oh... nevermind. Dear Arch also crashes, haha!!

[Dayntei]

1) Dear Arch, Of course its possible, just slow down the rate by about 200x

2) Speed Of Light: The sound it makes when you get raped by a ghost D:

3) "The Hardest Stepmania You've ever played"? : Answer the goddamn phone already!

4) The Impossible Song: Part 1, lolz >:D

Sad part, there's more, just as capable of an instadeath as these

[CalculonsProcessor]

waste of time to make impossible simfiles.

[GreigaBeastDS]

Do you have an mp3 of "THE IMPOSSIBLE SONG"?

[CosmicEquilibrium]

lol, this truly is Chuck Norris level.... OMG FACEROLL, YOU MIGHT DO IT, FACEROLL ON THE KEYBOARD....NAO!!!

[SidneyYi123]

rofl thisisnt even a song, stepmania is based on the beat and rythm this is just some random compilation of arrows...

[Mariottide95]

ahahah xDDD chuck norris xDDD

[RayAmv]

LEVEL:CHUCK NORRIS XD!!!

[NorthernShinigami]

I'm not sure which way the arrows going..up->>down or down->>up .__.

[XtremeWeirdo]

The very first song sounds like a buzzsaw's just having one big fart. :3

[BL00DIEDHELL]

What the fuck O__O

[Kabal0114]

It is not even call "song"

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

its over 10,000 <.<

[neodankuro]

where do you get that song.

can you give me the link please,its too hard to find them.

[sdvc3]

@xxxnarutoxxx09 WHAT 10,000?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! XD

[drzchris177]

1:10 to 3:30 sounds so demonic and scary.

[keity16]

Eso es 100% IMPOSIBLE O_O me he quedado K.O

[SeLena]

[naynay101hotdog]

What song is a 3:30

[PipoPrincess123]

Looks like Retarted.... O_o Ya, it is Retarted.

That song is indeed call Retarted.

[FFRpie4thewin]

where do i get that second one?

[GeeksRus95]

"Citris love ma cock" LOL!

[KyutoJohasu]

Actually, it says Synthesize my cock, yayz.

[yomama123456789blah1]

Where do you get these songs for stepmania

[RogueSniperX]

These are impossible songs! u can only use a mod to pass songs like this!!!

[naynay101hotdog]

Not Dear Arch.

It's too fast.

[cleaner88HPi]

Now I discovered none of these files are passable.

BTW the 3rd song sounds racist to the vibrators.

[DeathEyeless]

i crapped my pants...

[naynay101hotdog]

I ain't cleaning you up....

[nicolenie97]

SCARY!!!!

[Boltsack]

cood any one tell me how to get dear arch

[PipoPrincess123]

stepmania(dot)com.

[babybling199016]

These songs shouldn't even be set in the game. It makes no sense! If no one could beat them.

[Bladesury]

link to song please?

[supermaletperson]

Dear arch, This is the Hardest Simfile in exictance.

[FutileExistence]

indeed... not even my computer can pass it!!!

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

Hmmm 100 Comments Thanks!!

Plus...

No one wants to be a DJ Smalls...

[PandemoniumZIGZAG]

even my austoplay stufed up on DEAR ARCH!!! lol

[Goldenwind]

Having a very long freeze arrow while the other 3 columns go nuts is not hard. Intentionally miss the freeze, then focus on the other three...

You're still not going to pass bad charts like these, but when these charts are DESIGNED to be bad... they could've done a little more.

[welowrider32]

You got gơd songs, "Faggot" "Bullshit"

lawl.

[Maariitoo]

xd?

[Kote12TK]

Out of all of these, only the last one is official.

[elbluedragon]

cool

donde las consigo?

[rosihbella]

3:27 = O.O

[videobob92]

furries :D

[JamesisAwsomeatDDR]

3:45 O.O the colors...

[p3l1k44n1]

whats the song at 3:30 2 songs over the third song played?? i belive the name is "retarted"?

[PipoPrincess123]

It is call Retarted.

[p3l1k44n1]

cant get any vids from utube xD

[PipoPrincess123]

Lol.

[PipoPrincess123]

The 3rd song sounds like a slot machine, Lol.

[Tuomas1988]

Sounds like washing machine in space o.O

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

Washing machine is space o.o wow thats epic :O

[CARNAXHACKER789]

@xxxnarutoxxx09 It's looks like the arrows are going backwards

[ghostfreak1220]

why do ppl make such impossible songs...

o yeah because THEY LOOK SOOO COOL!!!! lol

[nintendoplayer311]

If you think Dear Arch, is hard, try doing Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye

[nikkonolascobigfan]

previous comment : i've passed them, not as hard as the "aren't you the guy (who hit me in the eye)" I broke a finger during that song

(sry, no cam.)

[FutileExistence]

sry... you're pure bullshit buddy!!!

[nikkonolascobigfan]

i've passed them, not as hard as the "aren't you the guy (who hit me in the eye)" I broke a finger during that song.

[allright715]

Your friend's djsmalls?

[Halomaster4ever]

some of these songs are physically impossible, like the last one, it was going so fast that I couldn't even tell which direction the arrows were going anymore ---___---

Though the t-1000 is passable with vibration on the first bit and just repetitive streaming on the second bit :-/

The question is, how long can you vibrate without your arms giving up xD

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

my bro can vibrate his hand for around 20 minutes or so...

[paintballman01]

nice and this is the hardest song! i cant even do it!!

[FFRpie4thewin]

@Halomaster4ever Actually the first bit is completely impossible but I FC'd the Second bit of it XD

[DonutSSF]

lmao i remember this video.

[cookies4evar]

lmao waffl3 t-1000 oni is sooooo easy

[cookies4evar]

The hardest song ever lol isn't that hard

[cookies4evar]

I'ved passed this before

Not that hard.

[STFUOMFG]

...

[123456789toys]

I myself am also speechless.....

[gamerkid56]

INSANE! :0

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

Yea i know :0

[BrYaN5987]

Is this humanly possable!?!?

[YaBoySM]

Nope, it's not.

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

Thanks everybody for the comments!!! Keep it up and 6k views wewt!!

[PivotMan666]

"64th notes at 167 BPM! That's so hardcore!"

[turtleshellshocker]

is this shit even called music anymore?

[KyutoJohasu]

He's so dumb, and he's from Indonesia.

[VerbelX]

LOL Megapack

[thebnq]

Hmm i dunno. the files seem pretty dumpy hehe.

[thebnq]

I don't get the hype. Its pretty easy to make files as hard as this. o_o

[BoAFan4Ever]

You crazy? It takes someone with absolutely no life whatsoever.

[sidecutte]

Actually i could do a file like that in 1 hour...

[BoAFan4Ever]

I was being sarcastic.

[jettssolo]

Exactly.

[patamon93]

ok this is mad bullshit.... this shit aint real

[stealqwerty]

i tricked my sister into doing this song and she failed imedietly rofl i still got the giggles

[joshscott911]

can i have the link to the rirst

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

i do not have any of these links at the moment because iam 2 lazy to get them.

[joshscott911]

never mind i got it

[DossarLX]

Haha now there's a song called hardest song ever (srsly) and it's 5 million steps in 2 seconds lmfao

[000Zappeh000]

where can I get it

[wwemotion]

your gonna need a robot to do this

[profasir]

impossible song 3 = 10000+ steps all the others 5000<

[DossarLX]

Hentai swedevipe vrofl has 340,000 steps and it's only 10 seconds long

[DossarLX]

In fact, it's so fast and there's so many arrows that stepmania crashes when you try to play it

[FutileExistence]

no... Dear arch has 7,500 steps

[DossarLX]

Im gonna make a video like this one except with other songs

[NoVidsEver]

it looks like you fast forward it x.x

cause the blinking in the bars are/is fast as usual....

and why is there a squirl picture in there xDDD

[BlueSoda4U]

The higher the tempo is the faster they blink -.-

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

Well i can do double tap...I can pass the last song on here tho.

[SuperGoldenTerd]

what theme do u have

[thegoemon]

Haha, no..you don't need to lie, you can't pass any of the songs in this video.

[BlackVice80]

man, whoever made that simfile mustve been really bored. Theres just no point in even trying to pass that song.

Not even the double tap style (assuming your keyboard could handle 8 keys being pressed really fast ALL at the SAME TIME).

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

I Dont have the link at the moment i have to reinstall everything just wait. ill be up soo ^_^

[icontrolyourworld]

can i have a link to the 1st and 3rd ones pls?

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

HeHe ^_^

[superdupercute]

*jaws open eyes starring at screen*

[Naruichigarra]

the first one was funny. XD

[Naruichigarra]

also, you can see a song called "faggot" in the begging. Were did you get these songs?

[nickjonasrocks11]

EASY I COULD DO IT EASY

[CheeseDeluxe]

I KNOW RIGHT THESE PEOPLE REEK OF N00B

[VtbHawk]

LMFAO

[xcandlexXxcorex]

easy? lol

...hm..i dont see any videos of you playing stepmania...hm..you probably dont even play this game

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

xCandlexXxCorex Yes i play this game.Go look at my other videos THOSE ARE ME PLAYING.

[rossi3200]

imposible...

[Nipzu]

is this making any sense :DD

[Nipzu]

is here any sense?

[djsmalls]

lol I made Dear Arch xD

[astornium]

what's with the weird frame at +/- 3:27? xD

[BBsgalore]

Dear Arch Is H4Rd!!!!!!!

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

Haha yea.

[BBsgalore]

Hey Naruto, I Found A Song That Looks L

[BBsgalore]

ike A No Handicap Symbol. Can You Tell Me What It Is Called & About It?

[BBsgalore]

The Banner Looks Like A No Handicap Symbol

[xxxnarutoxxx09]

what do you mean by a No handicap symbol?

[BBsgalore]

When You Were Scrolling To T-1000. Looks Like A O With A Northwest Line