A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
scissors cuts paper paper covers rock rock crushes lizard lizard poisons spock spock smashes scissors scissors decapitates lizard lizard eats paper paper disproves spock spock vapourizes rock rock crushes scissors . . . LOL
Singapore. You can try asking the whole of Singapore what this game is called. But never mind. Its okay. Shall not comment further cause I don't wanna start anything nasty.
Anticipate the future, don't dwell on the past. In my country here we call it scissors paper stone. And I am not obliged to explain to you why or see any negative comments about my country. Thank you :D
WAIT!!! so are you telling me there are no dinosaurs in rock paper scissor?!?! WHAT?!? LOL jk. EPIC FAIL. Who doesn't know how to play rock paper scissors? maybe a person born and on and island with no one around. but then again. they won't have a computer o_o i don't see the point in this video.
ON THE BRiGHT SiDE!! You can always make a video on how to swallow ;]
This video is probably the most dumbest ever in youtube history, congrats Howcast you are failures. Reply Howcast if you have any balls left, please reply to this.
omg i love rock paper scissors lizzard spock. like if you know where thats from. :P
mj4ever1332 1 month ago 3
well spock beats everything
DatMan500 1 month ago
that sock puppet's talking was so outta sync, i thought I was playing Putt-putt!
Igonkeelchu 2 months ago
how to play rock paper scissors
supplies
a rock
a piece of paper
scissors
step 1: play with them
did you know fire is hot
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iltwrrmbro 2 months ago
I dont get it you can easily win with just using rock
AlexandDaniel100 2 months ago
next on howcast:
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TheRobloxmastermind 3 months ago
Next up: how to play Peek-A-Boo
stupidguy5432 3 months ago
Next up on Howcast:
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jyhumphr 4 months ago
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RachelJourneyT8 5 months ago
whats up next howcast huh tell me is it ??
how to sit on the floor??!!
lpsangle13 5 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
crazycuban5071 6 months ago
my version: ROCK, SWORD, AND FUK U nn/\nn
(rock always wins)
michael5602 7 months ago
oh, come on guys. that talking sock thing made this video epic.
superweirdfreak 7 months ago 3
rock paper scissors lizard spock!
MorganEllenchannel 7 months ago
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MultiRump 8 months ago
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anticorncob6 8 months ago
@anticorncob6 Woah, I better not mess with you, you speak in caps.
roflamb5 7 months ago
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anticorncob6 7 months ago
@anticorncob6 I like howcast, And find their videos helpful, But, You scared the queef out of me when you used caps.
roflamb5 7 months ago
@anticorncob6 Hey jerk! Maybe some of us want to know how to breathe!
Thewolf421 7 months ago
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anticorncob6 7 months ago
@anticorncob6 I love howcast, please stop talking in caps KTHNXBYE
Thewolf421 7 months ago
REALLY THIS IS SO FUCKIN DUMB
Samantha123432 8 months ago
1:41 so did that guy win???
juan2066 9 months ago
this was great! thanks howcast! i never knew how to play it before!
MultiRump 9 months ago
Chuck Norris can beat himself in the mirror
xXxJokerManxXx 10 months ago
Spock disapproves this video, Spock eliminates video, Spock wins!!!
Thearmyofoneman 10 months ago
there are official competitions?
josh0homes 10 months ago
i'm not mentally retarded. thx.
justinho92 10 months ago
I'm gonna use the spak from now on
crazykirby97 10 months ago
step 1: make a fist
step 2: say rock paper sissors
step 3:choose dynamite (to show dynamite, stick your middle finger up at the person)
step 4: lastly, say "HA HA YOU F*** I WIN!!!"
ThEXoTiCGuY 11 months ago
As soon as I saw the tile, I facepalmed myself
RomeoSOF2 1 year ago
So paper beats rock. You sure about that? Let's sort this out. You hold a peice of paper infront of your face, I'll throw the rock.
Magith1 1 year ago 38
wow
byronlee991017 1 year ago
I was suprised "a hand" Wasn't something you will need.
IHasATurkeyLeg 1 year ago
@IHasATurkeyLeg Ah, but you know that if they did say that then someone would say "nah, DURR!"
Yeah...-._.-
WebkinzAnimania43 1 year ago
so did your green screen not work or is everything suposed to be in kirmit the frogs ass?
TheRomanPraetorian78 1 year ago
damn! i don't have a fist!
yuilis40 1 year ago 13
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phantomfangurl 1 year ago
lmao...
assassin7707 1 year ago
I want to know how to read! :(
brutaka359 1 year ago
WTf. they couldn't even get a REAL remote?!!!!
soldierkiller29 1 year ago
were not thick
Slayerkid11 1 year ago
how to make shitty videos?
D3alV1ds 1 year ago
Instead of rock paper scissors spock fire water and all that i use chuck norris.
Just roundhouse kick em in the face and you always win
Ithrowcakeatfatkids 1 year ago
why does paper beat rock???? just because it wraps around it??? so if i throw a fukin rock at you will paper be there safe you???
CHARRRLII14 2 years ago 4
just......wow....
Zk8et 2 years ago
Great video!
Keep on that good work!
mig189189189 2 years ago
BBBOOOOOO!!!
dingdongditch1000 2 years ago
Volcano, Tunami, Thunder!
Proskater648 2 years ago 2
lol !!!!!! funny
01Lila10 2 years ago
i started lol when i saw this
Woot4Meh 2 years ago 2
how dose this have 6,000 views!!!!?????
sawyershow 2 years ago
@sawyershow cuz of the subcribers
worio96 2 years ago
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SergioMendendez 2 years ago
This is by far the most ridiculous video I've seen from you.
Suspi13 2 years ago 3
unsubscribing!
kamo2ceez 2 years ago 2
SERIOUSLY????? That is SOOOOOO BABYISH! You are a stupid, nerd guy.
UNSUSCRIBING!!!!!!!
Xtremegamer36 2 years ago
seriously?
unsubscribing
dstats7 2 years ago
this is so childish and wow isnt rock paper scissors confusing unless ur brain damaged
jakuszkowiak 2 years ago
make decision : sounds like Mother 3
u need to play rock paper Scissors
with the party members of a band to decide if a guy goes with you "u must win always"
and funny that sometimes we use "well" instead of water and fire and we go "HAHA U FELL INTO THE WELL"
forsurenoob 2 years ago
here we call it WAS-KI-CHI
Domrock2o1 2 years ago
wha? were you guys just bored when you made this vid? cause i was when i watched it
utuber1195 2 years ago
this game is pretty much common sense for kids.
NeonboiiZ 2 years ago
Singapore. You can try asking the whole of Singapore what this game is called. But never mind. Its okay. Shall not comment further cause I don't wanna start anything nasty.
manhuntsoap 2 years ago
Yeah we call it scissors paper stone here haha
FreakmindX 2 years ago
Anticipate the future, don't dwell on the past. In my country here we call it scissors paper stone. And I am not obliged to explain to you why or see any negative comments about my country. Thank you :D
manhuntsoap 2 years ago
WTF
yoyoelbaradie 2 years ago
...lol
sexyflameboy2000 2 years ago
wow i would have never fucking new how to play if it weren't for this
sirhulsebus 2 years ago
Did they run out of idea
anh22h 2 years ago 5
i think they did...now if they did a video how to roll a nat 20 (yes i roll a d 20 to settle debates and issues cuz i can) that would be great.
drstrangeman 2 years ago
any videos on how to be a kid (ages 10 and younger?)
kkcooly 2 years ago
i thought it was called pebbles ,card and shears
martoss1000 2 years ago
Wow. You're like arguing w me whether to call a rock a stone or to call a stone a rock. Hm okay fine. I'll let you win :D
manhuntsoap 2 years ago 2
Whats wrong w you? You know, there's such thing called Google? Please google "scissors,paper,stone" Lolawlmao~
manhuntsoap 2 years ago
Could you teach me how to delete YouTube subscription? I think it may come in handy quite soon.
92benno92 2 years ago 4
I thought its called scissors, paper, stone.
manhuntsoap 2 years ago
They should make one, 'How to breathe'
Richard133t 2 years ago 78
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
manhuntsoap 2 years ago
@Richard133t that would be awesome
Pookythemidget101 1 year ago
@Richard133t
You will Need:
Lungs
Optional
Values
Darknighte9 10 months ago
@Richard133t LOL iN MY SUGGESTiONS THERE'S "how to breathe properly"
LOOL.
swaaagzz 5 months ago
SHOULD BE: How to Implement the Game Theory
omgitsclassical 2 years ago
because of this shit im starting to hate youtube
Nombre12 2 years ago
if you think its stupid, you didn't have to watch it. they're just explaining; some people might not know how to play.
alexmanofwar 2 years ago
do you get paid to make these unnecessary dumb videos?
XBTechno 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA NICE ONE.
manhuntsoap 2 years ago
if they make one more FUCKING video about stupid shit like this, im unfucking subscribing
Commandodudes 2 years ago
ive never played this game. lol JK
redrovertdm 2 years ago
Seriously?
I thought they were going to give strategies or something, not 'How to play rock paper scissors for Dummies' !!
AltairCrysis 2 years ago
lol me too
NerfTheBrightWizards 2 years ago
Wow.
hotslime6 2 years ago
Thank you captain obvious.
nintendorascal 2 years ago
seriously?
the person who does not know how to play rock paper scissors was deprived of their childhood
imthegreenfaiiry 2 years ago
Are you fucking with me?!?!We know how to fucking play dumbass howcast.
Now what?How to put your shirt on?Oh wait...
alflex621 2 years ago
more like how to open your eyes
123syflox123 2 years ago
the only reason I watched it is for the fact thingy... it was worth it.
DIVENTNA 2 years ago
Even though this is a totally useless video. It was well-made! So I'll say, " Good Job!" =)
sakura3syaoron 2 years ago
thats creepy have a court case settled by rock paper scissors
TUTORIALINATORS 2 years ago
Okay.
Howcast has reached a new low.
Unsubscribe.
gmarichi01 2 years ago
That sock puppet is kinda cute
cocoacreek 2 years ago 2
ooo i thought rock paper scissors was placed with real rocks scissors and paper thanks :D howcast for waisting my time
naimop 2 years ago 3
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
UsernameiPhoneKid 2 years ago
you should of made the video of how to win in rock-paper-sissors . i think pretty much of people know how to play it duh
krazybutterfly1 2 years ago 3
i think the only people who dont know how to play rock paper scissors are kids in afica, and i doubt they have computers
MrPlatypuslover 2 years ago 2
So THAT'S how to play it! i thought you used real rocks, papers and scissors, Come on Howcast, stupid video is stupid.
Aroweeco 2 years ago
Haha!
pboisei 2 years ago 2
rock paper scissors lizard spock FTW
kensuke10 2 years ago 4
@kensuke10 i love the big bang theory
charforeverbiotch 2 years ago
hmm isnt rock paper sissors a one handed game so why in workd would u use d firework or firecracker and water hand gestures
seygra20 2 years ago 3
Am i the only one who doesn't know what the fuck smock is
K1dferl1fe 2 years ago 2
#lsjdnfglns!
murraywall1 2 years ago
i cannot believe this -_-
EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THAT! o.o
6Nubia9 2 years ago
really... is that the ONLY thing you can think of?
marsh1998 2 years ago
Holy s##t!
I didnt know that!
Please make a video on how to comment on youtube videos,
I really want to that,
arash17 2 years ago 48
you will need:
a rock
some paper
pair of scissors
and the ability to count to '3'
thwipp 2 years ago 3
You need more bread videos with that girl.
jamasianman 2 years ago
now im starting to think you guys have you ran out of ideas
QueenRocks191 2 years ago 3
me too
marsh1998 2 years ago
very funny but everyone knows how to play RPS!!
mrsbff123 2 years ago
Next Video: How to Watch Youtube Videos
SwizzleMix 2 years ago 7
WAIT!!! so are you telling me there are no dinosaurs in rock paper scissor?!?! WHAT?!? LOL jk. EPIC FAIL. Who doesn't know how to play rock paper scissors? maybe a person born and on and island with no one around. but then again. they won't have a computer o_o i don't see the point in this video.
ON THE BRiGHT SiDE!! You can always make a video on how to swallow ;]
LilHailey221 2 years ago 2
LOOL! SPOCKK!!
ilikecandixD 2 years ago
Are you guys seriously doing this? Who DOESN'T know how to do this?
TasogareAnime 2 years ago
me!
dayusdaus 2 years ago
Next they'll do a tutorial on how to wipe your own ass, because apparantly they assume we are all too stupid to know this stuff already.
Fuck you, Howcast
SmashingJack420 2 years ago 3
80% of the time, people pick scissors. SO ALWAYS PICK ROCK!!!!!!!
soodime 2 years ago
-_- how in the fawking world doesnt know how to play this game i mean come u really-_- u desapont me howcast
kevinrocks75 2 years ago
Im still waiting for the tutorial on how to breath =(
MasonTM09 2 years ago 7
This was done very creativly almost a little too creative!
gut197 2 years ago
what is this like messed up sesame street 0_0
ISHMALE757 2 years ago
Lmfao!!! EPIC FAIL! 1 STAR :D
Proskater648 2 years ago
gay lolz but nicee vid man
ps3lover2008 2 years ago
ok seriously howcast???
Brontes692 2 years ago
FAIL
ClodaghBear 2 years ago
i didint new that =D
GreenRaccon 2 years ago
everybody knows how to play rock paper scissors..
AeXX93 2 years ago
u suck howcast
ivananaya1 2 years ago
Howcast dosen't have good ideas to make videos anymore.JESUS CRAIST!!
Ondude389 2 years ago
Failblog, .ORG!
samfisheragent 2 years ago
Alright, now I can't lie, but that video was pretty entertaining.
But still completely useless.
What dumbass doesn't know how to play rock paper scissors?
MAKE USEFUL VIDEOS HOWCAST. PLZ?
ZephyrElric 2 years ago
yea make yourself useful and tell how to use stuff like spock lol
acebats 2 years ago
FAIL ecept for fact at end seriously hahaha
rees1223 2 years ago
Seriously who doesnt know how to play rock paper scissors?
claudiominou 2 years ago 6
omg what a fail
Sangste 2 years ago 2
This video is probably the most dumbest ever in youtube history, congrats Howcast you are failures. Reply Howcast if you have any balls left, please reply to this.
passivepower 2 years ago 3
further proof that these videos have lost their original meaning: to inform.
now all theyre for is to make money. why else would they make pointless videos?
TheNeophyte13 2 years ago
Seriously HowCast?
CPFrenley 2 years ago 2
Wow, really? -_-
I think this is officially the most retarded video Howcast has ever made. The name of the game pretty much TELLS you how to play it
WootWoW6 2 years ago
How to shave your balls would be helpful
stanger1904 2 years ago 6
hahaa Fo'real !
PlaneVFootball 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
owijefro3ihop 2 years ago
lmfao
cpineda13 2 years ago
DUUDE!
BACKGROUND MUSIC FROM DAWN OF THE DEAD(70's)
XDDDDD
ASBfilms 2 years ago
lol there running out of ideas
sodda123 2 years ago
What does Dynamite beats?
What does Fire beats?
What does Water beats?
What does Lizard beats?
What does Spock beats?
I know something that beats Rock, Paper, Scissors, Dynamite, Fire, Water, Lizard, and Spock: It's Chuck Norris.
dafranx 2 years ago 2
Ok! No one is that stupid!!!
Sigurddrugis94 2 years ago
What are the rules for dynamite, fire, water and lizard.
Never heard of those before!
ARMOROID5000 2 years ago
Oh... why all people are so bad with the comments... there is just nothing anymore to put on youtube... but they try...
Drakent27 2 years ago
I knew it!
omfg
LegitimateLegenD 2 years ago
omfglame
DuCkyLAT 2 years ago
Is this for retards?
TheTintle 2 years ago
What does Spock beat?
anthonym2121 2 years ago
everything
dintubeDK 2 years ago
what song is that?????? please tell me
atrain4052k 2 years ago
lol these guys got no other idea????? try reposting old video for new subscribers
pratkal 2 years ago
This didn't help me at all :(
GoldenJokered 2 years ago
wow you guys are running out of ideas
ddger4evr 2 years ago 3
who cares if everyone knows..the video is adorable.
diaryofamadlatina 2 years ago
This is wrong! ROck-paper-siccors cannot be used in stead of drawing straws! Actually, it's a skill game!!!!!
the1sic 2 years ago
Really Howcast?
TheNextHendrix1994 2 years ago 2
hahaha i liked he monster hand :D
ilikepotnoodles 2 years ago
the*
ilikepotnoodles 2 years ago