This Video Is For Mike

[RomeoCo]

What I cant figure out if this is legitimate.... or if this is still part of the metaphorical of the whole Church of Blow thing.

[RomeoCo]

@RomeoCo stupid spell check... metafiction not metaphoficle

[TheLittleKristy]

Yay to being human!!!

[DylanBlueEagle]

only 6,911 views? wow xD anyway...

[chameleodon]

lol you stare way to intensely into the camera sorry mate

[ElizaAcheron]

It so works for him though.

: D

[Hckyplyr14]

hey just a suggestion for you bernard... if you know the halo seriies you will understand this better but like they stopped the actual plot line of halo at halo 3... but now they are creating a different plot line off of the halo 3 story.... so i was thinking you could do the same with rev. blow.. like create a different plot line with the same character.... idk just a suggestion =/

[xbloodybitchx]

You're going to get frown lines between your eyes.

[Super4Programming]

Quick

[fattyfattyx]

your always looking like your deep in thought

[Oblivonkilll]

more vids !

[yourself2036]

Fawlty Towers was awesome! And I really hope the story isn't over...

[Samprasisthebest]

Fucking Hilarious! You're great!

[LittleRedFox1991]

YAY MORE COB!!!

[VengfulLemon589]

u know i actually did some of the stuff u told me to do on church of blow i even asked someone to be my friend.

[1sbende]

i think mikes a lizard monster

[FreakAboutSims]

Is series two basically just a playlist of his other videos?

[organicprankster]

No. You're thinking of a playlist.

[Dem0nJohn]

No it isn't.

It's a continuation of the same story

[FreakAboutSims]

Are you sure? Because when I went to the playlist on his page, it showed Youtube is My Life and all other videos. Are those videos apart of the series?

[Dem0nJohn]

Aha -

Yes they are...

What makes you think the story ended?

[lordvirtus]

I would kill for a church of blow t-shirt! Any one that knows how i could get one plz! plz! plz! talk to me

[armatron44]

mmm somewhere, i think its number 42 has the link in it or something in the description!

[shaltygoodness]

yer, thats rite, stereoptypicalise us english.coz all 61 million of us that inhabit the uk talk like that, wearing suits with monacles discussing mr. darcys shananigans whilst eating crumpets and drinking tea. while im at it, i'll have a go of ur country shall i? "hey man,can u ask out gwen 2 the prom 4 me? coz she mite go with chad,u no captain of the soccer team? and im 2 busy wasting my life on utube, oh and get me a super mac donald bargain bucket as well? oh thanx man, god bless america,"

[shorty41gtoguy]

wow little tense ease up it comedy man christ

[organicprankster]

Be ironic if it were written by an English chap, wouldn't it? But - of course - there are no clues in this video to indicate that as a possibility.

[gorikuri]

My god man,.. you've got to watch out for those "English chaps"... ;-) (wink wink)

[Dem0nJohn]

The Church of Blow was one of the best things on youtube but Mike was right I'm afraid

[rockyfork]

Too cool especially slammin Reneto

[FishAndJam]

Fawlty Towers is funy.

[lifesnova]

im watching this from australia

[743985]

no 1 cares where your wtahcin this from

[LoreleiMission]

Hey 743985, I care... Lifesnova might even do a Worship Dance for us, which would be great.

[Jay4700]

This stuff rocks.....but the English accent was not too good.

[spartoob]

lol it was a bogus english accent that most americans do, it also sounded a tad scottish.

- i am Australian it sounded nothing like an australian accent lol

[FishAndJam]

I heard no scottish, and I'm Enlgish.

[thecheesypig]

Is Mike real?

[DaleJrFanitic]

Don't question Benard

[thecheesypig]

dalejrfanitic...

IM SORRY!!! Your right I should NEVER question Bernard :( lol

Im just stressed cuz I want to see more of Cornelious... I miss himm

[DaleJrFanitic]

That's all right.

We all miss him.

[nicoleblacknorthwind]

the style your using look like an amature making his home vidoes, making it up from himself in a his bedroom, it's not, that's it, it's another person writting and maybe the actor lives in palace in jeru!

[cheeselor10]

funnny, 1 thing though, the enlish accent isnt too realistic

[JamesBoxall5632]

Why's everyone marked this comment down?

It's true...

Not that Bernard Smith is not incredible :D

[cheeselor10]

theres the truth

[Seetherfreak123]

you ARE the best thing on You Tube!

[krna0]

sounds like an australian accent.

anyway, your videos are great! keep posting and blablabla

[PivotInferno]

wtf are u on drug that doesnt sound like an australian accent.. mmm i dont no bout u but i can fucking garentee that it doesnt sound like it bcause im australian

[scriptum60]

Z.O.M.G.

I loved Phil Silvers!!!!

[themustachebandit]

I loved the church of blow its sad that its over...

[Strikah94]

We english dont sound like that... =D Thats like one of those ones they use for people in the films for people that are royalty =D

[randompalindrome]

Mike is english! awesome. national pride!!!

[jubjub444]

simpsons has 409 episodes

[kizcaz]

that is a crap accent

[terrysexytime]

YOU SUCK

[NDGOATESP]

whoa I thought this was all acting.lol

[kimmischrimpf]

How about guest writers? :D

[OblivionProducts]

OhMiGod!! Yuu Killed The Reverend! :O

:(

Mean..

Yuur English Accent Is Crap >:O We Dont Sound Like That... RAR!!!

Feck It.. Yuur Rule xD

[soundrone]

i cant get enough of cannibal lizard people and bunkers....grape cool aid anyone?

[c0nsum3rc0mm3nts]

I really like your new stuff other than the churchofblow stuff.

[chopin65]

That was Cary Grant, not English. That was weak.

[ChurchOfBlow]

What's wrong with Cary Grant?

- B.S.

[JohnnyOhio]

I also am addicted. I have never seen an entire Renneto video. Hold on to the beard for as long as you can. If I don't become available on the web in full beard over the next month...think about letting it go...not until then though please....keep your eye on Johnny Ohio. He may post a video yet. Please never forget that he loves you all and bases his daily out put on the amount of love that he is feeling in general.

Well that's where I am coming from. Peace be with you.

[rampareg]

cool :P

[stevesurv]

How can I get a Church of Blow shirt?!

[Panpiper]

It's true. I've been tempted recently to watch Reneto (managed to resist) and while I've not watched television in over a year, I find myself staring whistfully at it lately for lack of anything else.

[pseudograph]

Don't do it. CNN? Fox? Proof of the existence of Lizard Monsters if ever you needed any.

[corrob]

aahhh, a new game is afoot!!

[blumac81]

More blow! More blow!

It's too early to end!

[gorikuri]

You are sooooooo cool. I agree, I would love to see more. ;-) Nice to see you as yourself.

[gorikuri]

and now,... I know better. ;-)

[KobyBrandt]

YES! YES! Bring it back!!!

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More Lauren, more Lizards, more Rev. Cornelius.

Don't make me watch anymore Renetto videos -- please! I just can't take it anymore! I'm in serious Church of Blow withdrawal here. I need I need I need I need I need more Blow! BRING IT BACK!!!

[JeeprzCreepers56]

your hilarious, I think you should just make your own little blogging thing and forget about the stupid script.

[medicaster]

Nice to meet you bernard smith, more! :)

[1DRock37167]

Yes, PLEASE! More Church of Blow!

[InReasonWeTrust]

Maybe an answer is to solicit 3-500 word scripts from the general YT audience. Set up the content rules/limits up front. You could even have e-guest appearances by other YT celebs.

[jacensolo07]

Yeah, Church of Blow is really one of the only reasons I go to youtube regularly. Bring it back!

[TheGeckoNinja]

wow nice voice acting :Di think you could be a famous ACTOR!!!! *dramatic pose*

..........but what about us lizard monsters!!!!!!!! D:

[chuck2900]

how could this happen..

could this be the end?

[greatestadventure]

Oh, and I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that this is meta-acting of some kind. =P

[Vaansen]

@greatestadventure: That's my suspicion (he's dropping clues all over the place) - probably more sheer brilliance - I can't wait for more! ;-)

[1ukia]

I think so too.. but we should really be quiet about it.. else we might ruin it for the others lost in such subtly.

[treemouse101]

I watched this from day one, it was fucking awesome, you should at least do another projecket and point us all in the direction to it.

[greatestadventure]

Are you still planning on spelling your last name with a 'y'? haha. If there can be 400,000 (or whatever) Dr. Who episodes there can certainly be more Rev Blow.

[iheartmusicQannika]

haha did you grow the beard specially for this show? you're good at fake accents by the way :p

[HelloPoe]

OMG! I'm that girl from Oklahoma! <3 More Church of Blow! LONG LIVE CORNELIOUS!

[kandilynn03]

Hey!!! My sister is 'that girl in Oklahoma'

Really cool!

[charliehymas5]

we want more 5 stars corneli- er i mean bernard great vid look forward to seeing you soon. on youtube.

[DocRusty]

Look, I'm in the UK, I'm more than happy to beat some sense into this 'Mike' character, just call me. Forget this 'Fawlty Towers/2 series of The Office' bullshit, Mike. You are rockin' a fat one with this stuff and there's no excuse for giving up now. Get back to work!

[stagism]

"Cornelius blow and I share a face" lol.

[1ukia]

One more thing..

You're the man!! You have some freaky aura going on.. it is soo rock and roll!! Maybe it's in the eyes.. like with Jack Black.. Mwha!

[1ukia]

Yep.. weird as hell :o Who are you!?!?

It's so true what this "Mike" said about Fawlty towers.. it always feels like there are far more episodes.. but yeah.. the power of the classic!!

YES!! Dude, revive this thing!! Take the church on the road.. all across America and then on to Europe.. in fact skip all that and just come hang out with me and my brother.. we've got a wii going on and all things good!

[kingbon8909]

damn it mike get in touch!

[Saturninefilms]

Wow, this was weird as hell.

[Twistedmihailo]

It most certainly was :S

[Beetlegooch]

Dug the videos, I'd like to see it continue but if not, I hope that you continue to post.

[premed411]

Like the beard but I'm thinking of a transporter malfunction--now there are two Rev. Blows, one with, the other without a beard, but this ain't Star Trek its the glorious anti-western "Unforgiven". So neither Blow is good nor evil. Each is obsessed with a great white whale...

Welcome too the vid site from Calafornia...

You can log out anytime you like, but you can never leave. Please don't even try!

[WarNoMore58]

I am glad I had the foresight to dig my own bunker just in case.

[Vaansen]

Thank you...

Yes! It's funny that you spoke to the "YouTube popularity" thing. I find it absolutely beyond explanation that Church of Blow is not in the top 100 (has anyone seen some of those channels?!!)

[robtran]

The explanation is the same as for The Receptionist, Barats & Bereta, Doomed Planet, God, Inc., Mr. Deity, Urgelt, Brookers, etc., etc. You see, they - like "Church of Blow" - are actually GOOD. So OF COURSE they're not in the Top 100. Silly, this is YouTube. ;-)

[Vaansen]

Quick correction - Barats and Bereta (pretty good) are (is?) in fact in the top 100. By top 100 I mean of course most subscribed, all time. Ah... YouTube. Smith / Blow sort of assumes the YT equivalent of a good independent film director, don't you think? Very good quality, it's got some subtle intellectual humour, very high quality and a small following. Now we as Blow fans just need to develop the same kind of pseudo-intellectual snobbery of independent film fans...

[robtran]

Pretty good? I thought "Mother's Day" was hilarious, not to mention "Office Wars." But I get your point. The Church of Blow has been a lot of fun, and definitely one of the more creative projects on YT. I look forward to what Bernard does next.

[leadbellydan]

Barats and Bereta is the 6th most subscribed channel of all time... Theres really no comparison.

[Vaansen]

@leadbellydan: No comparison between what? I'll agree with you if you're talking about subscriber base. I think the quality is definately comparable.

[leadbellydan]

yes subscribers.

[leadbellydan]

Bernard Smith is another character isnt he? Isnt he...? If he is then brilliant I look forward to seeing what you come up with next. And you'r right u definately deserve a bigger audience this is one of the best channels on YouTube. Someone feature this man for christ sakes.

[havok939]

What an odd series of events! XD

[BleakMonk]

MOAR!!!11

[CompanionableIlls]

I loved your show. It was amazing. And yes, you're an amazing actor. However, I have a long way to go before I watch Renetto.

[gijsforever]

Don't shave the beard! Don't leave us with retetto! Please!

[VivaToddVegas]

Wow... YouTube can certainly mess with my head. I mean, how do we know you are really "Bernard"? We don't. One thing of which I am certain: There is no "Mike" the script writer. Still, I'd like to see more of the Rev, so if you need a "Mike" to blame for ending the series, that's fine... as long as you start it up again.

[MarkDayComedy]

Is this an incredibly complicated triple bluff? Say it is... say it is...

[akfhome27]

* sniff sniff * I need another hit of blow! I'm going through withdrawals. My stomach hurts, I've got this itching that wont stop and I am starting to see shit..Just one little hit, pleaseee man. I don't want this monkey off my back yet!

[colbent]

how did you first get in touch with mike and why did he even want to do this in the first place and why did you agreeeee? i really want to know.

[devinelogic]

wooo! More blow, more blow! I would never have guessed you had an english writer (that makes me so proud). You can't go away all together, there will be many folk jumping off bridges (myself included).

[geekyvince]

greetings if Mike doesn't want to help I write my own screenplays and what not if you want perhaps I can give you a sort of demo or something and see if you like it or not.

[noseque07]

I loved all your series of the Church of Blow and I don't understand why you couldnt get more subscribers.

Anyways, I wouldnt mind something new, concerning the church of blow ofcourse :P

[surGeonGG]

make more! please?

[rnistuk]

Hi Bernard. That was a fantastic series. I hope you do more!

Please tell us when you do!

[1938superman]

<dazed look> Oh! I'm sorry. Did you say something, Bernard? I was entranced by the vertigo poster and the Apple laptop in the background. :-) You, my friend, rock so hard that it is impossible to measure. Rock on!

[Electrophill]

Thiiis British gguy haas put me inn withdrawall. Notice thhe twitch in mmy fingers?

I'll SSUe!!

[psyjax]

Agreed 100%. You were awesome :) You were the best thing on the Tube.