I don't know if that really makes it "good". At the very least it shows that Nathan Neff isn't listening to Nickleback. Though the lameness here doesn't come close to Nickleback's, it is still lame as hell. LIke, seriously, yo.
Are you serious? Seriously did you hit too many VHS tapes with your head? Listen if that were Metallica or Nickelback or a band that is a leader in the industry then they can carry an inflated ego. Right now these guys are a bar band, can they get bigger? Sure, but until that day get real ... Thank god you aren't a music or movie critic because your taste sucks.
all joking aside , i will admit that musically this song is pretty good ... lyrics arent all that great but the musicianship is very good ..... someone said their other songs are better .. post them ... i'd like to hear them .. i've heard this "Hillbilly Pimps" song about 100 times over the last 2 weeks and it's kind of grown on me ..... i'd like to hear some more ..... but guys ..... cut back on the shirtless shots :-)
This has to be one of the top 10 funniest things I have ever seen!!! Mr. Clean over there leaning against the van like a tough ass ... who does this guy think he is? One bowflex commercial and that scrawny dink thinks he is famous or something? Maybe he should keep his clothes on until he learns what free-weights look like. He might be nice but his ego is as big as that melon head of his ...
Damn ... I had to go back and watch that again for the humor factor. That is a definite 10 on the Bill Simmons unintentional comedy scale!!! Of course if you want really funny just do a search for Michael Polinko on google ... man everyone rips on this clown :)
Oh really .. i'll have to check that out ... you know , when i first saw that Bowflex commercial i really thought i was watching an old Saturday Night Live skit ... i really thought it was a parody .. then i found out it was an actual commercial ... wow .
To be honest they should do more music videos ... if they do enough we could probably put together an entire season of material on Comedy Central. They could even do a skit where they are playing in Alaska for a bunch of eskimos and this wackadoo rips his shirt off for the finale and freezes to death :) ... What a way to end the season!
Could some one please post the Bowflex commercial with this band's bassist in it ? My friends and I think it's the funniest thing we have ever seen .... "I'm 49, i got a great body and i'm in a rock band ... i'm living the dream" .... HILLARIOUS !!!
lmfao but whats funny is he REALLY IS lol Hes VERY cool though, actually going to do a benefit for a homeless shelter. I wish i had that clip or i would totally post it haha
no i didn't see them on his myspace page .. i'll have to check it out ... let me guess .. he had some outfit that allowed him to show off that Bowflex bod :-) Actually, next year i'm going to be Polinko for Halloween .... i'm going to wear a bald cap, a pair of sunglasses, a little well groomed goatee , no shirt and a pair of jeans ... and i'll carry around my bass guitar that will have a bowflex sticker on it :-)
please , take a video camera to this gig and post it ... and get as much footage of Polinko as you can ... please !! And if you can find a way to get that Bowflex commerical posted i'd really appreciate it .. heck i'd even make a donation to that homeless shelter ..
Were you one of the 5 people in the bar? When I went back to watch that video (I can't help it I needed a good laugh) it appears as if there are only a handful of people in the bar. I mean if it were packed you would have a tough time filming at some of the angles that were shot. Must be part of that phantom "huge following" that they have :)
He might be funny but it must be hard as hell to fit his head through a door with an ego like that. I mean really the way they film him in that video kills me. I mean he can't even keep a shirt on ... does he honestly think he looks good? Maybe he should ask for a refund on that Buttflex machine of his :)
It also says "Rock N Roll ain't sex and drugs ..." but apparently real bands like Motley Crue, Metallica and Kiss didn't get that message. I mean its a whole lotta love and he has plenty of hugs ... they must take turns squeezing each other after the show :) So what is funnier Mr. Clean trying to pump his physique or the lyrics .... I might have to toss a coin here!
well, the lyrcis are a bit funny .. but ... could anything really be funnier than Polinko showing off that Bowflex bod :-)
Heck if Bowflex was smart they would go the same route that GEICO went with their ads ... just make them funny .. now , the GEICO cavemen are funny but i think Bowflex's Polinko coudl be a bigger hit ..
well , yeah the lyrics leave a lot to be desired .... "been a real hell raiser since i was four , gimme gimme gimme yeah gimme some more" .... it's a good thing he started being a hellraiser at the age of four because if he started a year earlier the lyrics would have had to be changed to something like this : "been a real hell raiser since i was three , gimme gimme gimme yeah gimme some ....... tea (?) " :-)
A lot to be desired? I am recruiting a bunch of 5th graders that know how to rhyme to come up with their next song, I am sure they will do a better job. "I don't know where you stand ... cowboys and rednecks ... rock and roll bands ... killer midgets and girls that dance." See we already have their next hit ... Killer Midgets
Hey Mick...it's Todd and Missy from "Mortisha's Secret"! What is HAPPENING? Jimmy (Golen) let us know that you guys had a video on YOUTUBE. It's been a long time. We want you to know that we hope all is going well in VA. ROCK ON BROTHER!
Yep you caught me ... I wish I was a self-centered bean pole with no talent. Let me guess you were the chick rubbing his head while he flashed that stupid grin??? Apparently there isn't much to do in Mossy Creek except lean against a van and look stupid. Oh wait let me guess you must be Mikey's lover ... that explains it.
Mossy Creek is a bar numbnuts! I agree though there is way too many van shots but these guys really do rock!! I love um! They should post some of their new songs this one leaves alot to be desired. :O) Still luv ya guys though.
There is also a town called Mossy Creek number nuts ... for all I know they have played in both. Frankly that is devoid of the fact that the lyrics are awful and all they do is throw together a bunch of words that rhyme. If you think these guys rock then I think it is safe for me to assume you haven't seen many bands live ...
Haha...yeah, but Polinko+Bowflex=Half Naked in every other frame.(The name is actually from My 3 Sons which the cable guy took for one of his disguises.)
I gotta be honest with ya ... I prefered Chip Douglas the cable guy :) Could you imagine if we had Polinko+Bowflex+Viagra ... I think that would equal full frontal nudity in this video :)
i don't know but i know the fireman's field days in Hicksville is looking to book some one .... they are a bunch of Hillbilly Pimps so i'm sure these guys would be right up their ally .... they are a bunch of real hell raisers since they were the age of four ... but before they are booked they'll want to know where these guys stand .. on cowboys and rednecks and rock and roll bands .. hillbilly pimps, and girls that dance ..
ha my mom used to work with nathan
TheAperry20 8 months ago
Isn't Flea the bassist for red hot chilli pepper's shtick not wearing a shirt? Stupid ass polinko.
elliotsemler 2 years ago
Sound like a turd in my ear!
RedKetchupz 2 years ago
Isn't a hillbilly pimp a meth dealer?
clandestinejohnson 2 years ago
BWAHAHAHAH!! Bowflex MAN!!! He's 50 years old, he's in the best shape of his life, and he plays in a rock band!!!
apologetickid 3 years ago 2
OH MY GOD. It's the guy from the bowflex commercials!
Wow, this is some of the shittiest music I've ever heard.
SwissCheeseInOurEyes 3 years ago
"ROCK AND ROLL AINT SEX AND DRUGS ITS A WHOLE LOT OF LOVE I GOT NOTHING BUT HUGS"
this is the worst shit ever lol.
i think mikey needs to be a little less gay
turketron 4 years ago 2
how about "I've been a real hellraiser since i was four ..... gimme gimme gimme yeah gimme some more ..."
samsoup8 4 years ago
the gimme gimme gimme part is the exact lyrics to a black flag song called gimme gimme gimme
adlersidol 3 years ago
so .. does that make it good ??
samsoup8 3 years ago
yes its a good song
adlersidol 3 years ago
I don't know if that really makes it "good". At the very least it shows that Nathan Neff isn't listening to Nickleback. Though the lameness here doesn't come close to Nickleback's, it is still lame as hell. LIke, seriously, yo.
SwissCheeseInOurEyes 2 years ago
Yeah ... ok and these guys are on the radio right? You are such a moron ... this band is not good at all!!!
wfschrec 2 years ago
This rocks ! GO uncle mickey !
PartyBoy9898 4 years ago 2
50 yrs old,,and can rock like that deserves an ego
13destroyers 4 years ago
Are you serious? Seriously did you hit too many VHS tapes with your head? Listen if that were Metallica or Nickelback or a band that is a leader in the industry then they can carry an inflated ego. Right now these guys are a bar band, can they get bigger? Sure, but until that day get real ... Thank god you aren't a music or movie critic because your taste sucks.
wfschrec 4 years ago
You moron, NICKLEBACK IS WORSE THAN THIS BAND! You say that you have good taste in music- and you like Nickleback? Oh, oh, that really does hurt.
SwissCheeseInOurEyes 3 years ago
I'm 49 years old. And this is a bowflex body.
SwissCheeseInOurEyes 3 years ago
all joking aside , i will admit that musically this song is pretty good ... lyrics arent all that great but the musicianship is very good ..... someone said their other songs are better .. post them ... i'd like to hear them .. i've heard this "Hillbilly Pimps" song about 100 times over the last 2 weeks and it's kind of grown on me ..... i'd like to hear some more ..... but guys ..... cut back on the shirtless shots :-)
samsoup8 4 years ago
no, these guys suck. there's not much else to say.
SwissCheeseInOurEyes 3 years ago
This has to be one of the top 10 funniest things I have ever seen!!! Mr. Clean over there leaning against the van like a tough ass ... who does this guy think he is? One bowflex commercial and that scrawny dink thinks he is famous or something? Maybe he should keep his clothes on until he learns what free-weights look like. He might be nice but his ego is as big as that melon head of his ...
wfschrec 4 years ago 2
LOL .. oh yeah i know what you mean .. 1:26 to 1:30 ... i don't know though .. instead of top 10 thats got to more like top 5 ..
samsoup8 4 years ago
Damn ... I had to go back and watch that again for the humor factor. That is a definite 10 on the Bill Simmons unintentional comedy scale!!! Of course if you want really funny just do a search for Michael Polinko on google ... man everyone rips on this clown :)
wfschrec 4 years ago 3
Oh really .. i'll have to check that out ... you know , when i first saw that Bowflex commercial i really thought i was watching an old Saturday Night Live skit ... i really thought it was a parody .. then i found out it was an actual commercial ... wow .
samsoup8 4 years ago
To be honest they should do more music videos ... if they do enough we could probably put together an entire season of material on Comedy Central. They could even do a skit where they are playing in Alaska for a bunch of eskimos and this wackadoo rips his shirt off for the finale and freezes to death :) ... What a way to end the season!
wfschrec 4 years ago
Could some one please post the Bowflex commercial with this band's bassist in it ? My friends and I think it's the funniest thing we have ever seen .... "I'm 49, i got a great body and i'm in a rock band ... i'm living the dream" .... HILLARIOUS !!!
samsoup8 4 years ago
let me just tell you this band is hot, saw them last night and the bowflex guys name is Michael the nicest person i have ever met.
2FNFAT 4 years ago
oh really .. thats great .. so can you post the Bowflex commercial ?
samsoup8 4 years ago
he should be the nicest guy .... i mean, he's living the dream !! 49 years old, has a bowflex body and he's in a ROCK BAND !!!
samsoup8 4 years ago
lmfao but whats funny is he REALLY IS lol Hes VERY cool though, actually going to do a benefit for a homeless shelter. I wish i had that clip or i would totally post it haha
2FNFAT 4 years ago
is he going to be shirtless on stage with his body all oiled up and wearing those sunglasses ?
samsoup8 4 years ago
We can always wish sam lol Did you see his pics from halloween? YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THEM!! They are on his myspace page :O)
2FNFAT 4 years ago
no i didn't see them on his myspace page .. i'll have to check it out ... let me guess .. he had some outfit that allowed him to show off that Bowflex bod :-) Actually, next year i'm going to be Polinko for Halloween .... i'm going to wear a bald cap, a pair of sunglasses, a little well groomed goatee , no shirt and a pair of jeans ... and i'll carry around my bass guitar that will have a bowflex sticker on it :-)
samsoup8 4 years ago
please , take a video camera to this gig and post it ... and get as much footage of Polinko as you can ... please !! And if you can find a way to get that Bowflex commerical posted i'd really appreciate it .. heck i'd even make a donation to that homeless shelter ..
samsoup8 4 years ago
i have a video from Saturday of the band.
2FNFAT 4 years ago
Were you one of the 5 people in the bar? When I went back to watch that video (I can't help it I needed a good laugh) it appears as if there are only a handful of people in the bar. I mean if it were packed you would have a tough time filming at some of the angles that were shot. Must be part of that phantom "huge following" that they have :)
wfschrec 4 years ago
could you please post it ....
samsoup8 4 years ago
He might be funny but it must be hard as hell to fit his head through a door with an ego like that. I mean really the way they film him in that video kills me. I mean he can't even keep a shirt on ... does he honestly think he looks good? Maybe he should ask for a refund on that Buttflex machine of his :)
wfschrec 4 years ago
these guys kick ass... love em!
butter07finger 4 years ago
yeah like it says in the song .... "I wasn't born to bad but I was born to kick ass" :-)
samsoup8 4 years ago
It also says "Rock N Roll ain't sex and drugs ..." but apparently real bands like Motley Crue, Metallica and Kiss didn't get that message. I mean its a whole lotta love and he has plenty of hugs ... they must take turns squeezing each other after the show :) So what is funnier Mr. Clean trying to pump his physique or the lyrics .... I might have to toss a coin here!
wfschrec 4 years ago
well, the lyrcis are a bit funny .. but ... could anything really be funnier than Polinko showing off that Bowflex bod :-)
Heck if Bowflex was smart they would go the same route that GEICO went with their ads ... just make them funny .. now , the GEICO cavemen are funny but i think Bowflex's Polinko coudl be a bigger hit ..
samsoup8 4 years ago
They already are funny ... I mean just watching that no talent ass clown is worth the price of admission :)
wfschrec 4 years ago
well , yeah the lyrics leave a lot to be desired .... "been a real hell raiser since i was four , gimme gimme gimme yeah gimme some more" .... it's a good thing he started being a hellraiser at the age of four because if he started a year earlier the lyrics would have had to be changed to something like this : "been a real hell raiser since i was three , gimme gimme gimme yeah gimme some ....... tea (?) " :-)
samsoup8 4 years ago
A lot to be desired? I am recruiting a bunch of 5th graders that know how to rhyme to come up with their next song, I am sure they will do a better job. "I don't know where you stand ... cowboys and rednecks ... rock and roll bands ... killer midgets and girls that dance." See we already have their next hit ... Killer Midgets
wfschrec 4 years ago
these guys will be at mossy creek on the 14th,,,a must see band
douglasrage01 4 years ago
Al,,,,, ( Dana's x ) lol
douglasrage01 4 years ago
once again they kicked ass at mossy creek lastnight 8/18/07. thanks for all the favors guys, Al
douglasrage01 4 years ago
well, they should kick ass ... it says in the song that they weren't born to be bad but they were born to kick ass ...
samsoup8 4 years ago
49 years old. and playing in a rock band. that man has a real bowflex body. he is living his dream.
elihoward 4 years ago
Hey Mick...it's Todd and Missy from "Mortisha's Secret"! What is HAPPENING? Jimmy (Golen) let us know that you guys had a video on YOUTUBE. It's been a long time. We want you to know that we hope all is going well in VA. ROCK ON BROTHER!
mortishassecret 4 years ago
they rocked in WA yesterday and today what a blast 4 hours long each day gr8 job
mitchellchadster 4 years ago
thank you too for the slides rick, Al
douglasrage01 4 years ago
Thanks for the extra bass slides michael, Al
douglasrage01 4 years ago
if these guys are playing,,go see them!!!!
douglasrage01 4 years ago
Oh. i'd love to ... if they come up to Central NY let me know .. i'll come with a bag of rotten tomatoes and lettuce ..
samsoup8 4 years ago
Hell what about rotten eggs? The local bands up here make these guys look like a bunch of tarts just wailing on musical instruments.
wfschrec 4 years ago
envy,,,thats what I call envy
13destroyers 4 years ago
envy ? who would envy that ?
samsoup8 4 years ago
Yep you caught me ... I wish I was a self-centered bean pole with no talent. Let me guess you were the chick rubbing his head while he flashed that stupid grin??? Apparently there isn't much to do in Mossy Creek except lean against a van and look stupid. Oh wait let me guess you must be Mikey's lover ... that explains it.
wfschrec 4 years ago
Mossy Creek is a bar numbnuts! I agree though there is way too many van shots but these guys really do rock!! I love um! They should post some of their new songs this one leaves alot to be desired. :O) Still luv ya guys though.
2FNFAT 4 years ago
There is also a town called Mossy Creek number nuts ... for all I know they have played in both. Frankly that is devoid of the fact that the lyrics are awful and all they do is throw together a bunch of words that rhyme. If you think these guys rock then I think it is safe for me to assume you haven't seen many bands live ...
wfschrec 4 years ago
i don' thtink there are too many van shots .,. but there are too many shots of Polinko with his shirt off trying to look liek a bad add :-)
samsoup8 4 years ago
whoops ... i meant ass not add ... typing skills are off ... maybe if i used Bowflex it would make it easier :-)
samsoup8 4 years ago
Yeah and I envy a jackass who smashes vhs tapes with his forehead too .... my skin is a little too thick for you junior.
wfschrec 4 years ago
thanks for the cd michael,,your great man
douglasrage01 4 years ago
has anyone seened these guys live,,they really know how to rock (mossy creek)
42destroyers 4 years ago
michael the polinko...what a B.A.
ch1pdouglas 4 years ago
Weren't you the cable guy and didn't you stalk Matthew Brodderick?
wfschrec 4 years ago
Haha...yeah, but Polinko+Bowflex=Half Naked in every other frame.(The name is actually from My 3 Sons which the cable guy took for one of his disguises.)
ch1pdouglas 4 years ago
I gotta be honest with ya ... I prefered Chip Douglas the cable guy :) Could you imagine if we had Polinko+Bowflex+Viagra ... I think that would equal full frontal nudity in this video :)
wfschrec 4 years ago
very good rock group
42destroyers 4 years ago
these guys will go places
douglasrage01 4 years ago
Where???? WalMart to play Christmas Carols?
wfschrec 4 years ago
i don't know but i know the fireman's field days in Hicksville is looking to book some one .... they are a bunch of Hillbilly Pimps so i'm sure these guys would be right up their ally .... they are a bunch of real hell raisers since they were the age of four ... but before they are booked they'll want to know where these guys stand .. on cowboys and rednecks and rock and roll bands .. hillbilly pimps, and girls that dance ..
samsoup8 4 years ago
@douglasrage01 I agree .. they'll go to a few local bars to play ..
samsoup8 1 year ago
turned out cool. makes me want to play foosball!
markmatteo 4 years ago
these guys rock
douglasrage01 4 years ago