Infinite Frog Men

[phaabpheebz197]

I have no questions about this story whatsoever.

[AlexLovesCandyfloss]

You have a really nice story telling voice:3

[jezzzzkuuhhh]

I was sitting on a park bench when Jack Nicholson walked up, eyebrows nearly touching the sky. "Hey," he said. "Got any bread?"

"No, man, " I replied, a bit starstruck, I'll admit. "why do you want bread?"

"I got this crazy feeling," he began, "that today would be a good day to eat some bread. I coulda sworn there was a bakery here."

"Yeah, it's closed. No humans eat bread anymore, not since the Pillsbury Doughboy got turned," I replied.

And that's how the zombies took over industrial America.

[asyouwish141]

One day I typed a YouTube comment, but instead of posting it to the bottom of the video, the octopuses in charge of YouTube sent it to Mars, where a man with a sombrero of jelly read it and sent me a pre-recorded message about an error, but I misunderstood, because I stood over the tree as he fell from it. He was most upset with me because of his sprained ankle, but I knew his spotted socks had helium and he was perfectly capable of flight so I left him on the pillows and returned to Guatemala.

[nooblessnoodles]

I was resting on my bed when I heard the noise. It was a scratchy, rough sound, but it was soft, barely audible to the human ear. But I heard it very well. It screamed at me as I lay there. Finally it stopped, but a small infant started prodding me with a plastic stick. I nudged it away, only to be whisked away to another home. I was resting on my bed when I heard the noise. It was a scratchy, rough sound, but it was soft, barely audible to the human ear. But I heard it very well.......

[OopsUpsidethefaceXD]

Since I was a little boy I always sat on the same bench but when it got torn down my dad bought me a dog. I never loved my dog, he always looked at me like he was planing to eat my soul with a nice cup of tea. A year after that everyone on Earth disappeared and I was left sitting on a bench in the middle of the universe petting Harbargle, my new time travelling turtle.

[cameron7tam]

WOW you're fit.

[silverilyte]

The randomness continues ! :-p

[ydnicydni]

my goodness you are attractive!

[jsspoppy464]

Ah je t'aime...

[Smurfy1211]

Read me a bedtime story?

[conversefreak29]

Your imagination is wonderful.

[Aleu]

what's this now about winning a date you say..

[PsychedAsCheese]

win a date with PJ?!? *gulps* eer hem her arfgh sheh *loosens collar* heauu gaura eer hjasaMSNvI. :3

[Windsorgirl14]

I feel really stupid for not understanding this.. but it's awesome anyway I think

[LittleBlondeHobbit]

INFINITE FROGMEEEEEEEN!

[themaisinator]

0:50

PJ, child, are you dancing?

[gillyobaggin]

i said to the chieftan of the orangutan ballet dancers, look here mr brilliant manufacturer of makeup i will not be insulted that way. i mean jelly under my trouser zip is not appreciated especially as my pyjamas had just been washed. they had just been washed in icecream so perhaps they would have made a delicious desert i was afterall having king spider monkey over for morning dinner but no so i was determined to express my annoyance so thereofore i pulled my finger. i showed him i considered

[grendle7]

And, this is when I stop takin' ma crack...

[darkfury71]

LOL Pj, i like how you pause at the end to allow the whole world to admire you. Nice job! The parts before that were good too :)

[FunsizeSarahTralala]

Lol pj you make me so happy!! I wish we could hang out. Lol but im shy sooo... dang.

[Smurfy1211]

I honestly was so mesmerized by your voice that I forgot to listen to the story. I have absolutely no idea what you said.

[lauralovestigers]

Google "I like monkeys" and read the story that comes up. Might possible be a stranger story than even this. :P

[lUkieey2beeALyve]

okay, challenge accepted, i will make a video response of me reading the story that me and my friend wrote as our class work, btw, we were only like 8 at the time!

[INSERTwittinessH3RE]

You have the best story-telling voice...

[HelloMyNameIsMelody]

You're precious. <3

[SavBeans]

Your videos are really awesome! ^_^

[enasleaf]

that is amazing im really glad i found you on here your videos make me smile

=(^-^)=

[LeSeulEtUnique9]

i don't think you would want to hear my stranger story..it's quite strange. like really freaking castacularlly strange.

[OnlyHarleyRose]

I went to the corner store one day to get some ice (as filling up ice cube trays and waiting for them to freeze is such a drag). The shop keeper screamed as soon as I entered the store and beat me out the door with a broom. Shocked and frankly a little hurt I wandered home without ice and ended up dying from the heat because I AM A PENGUIN IN NEW JERSEY.

[ciankid290]

It was a bright scorching winter month when my many portable space heaters broke down. Immediately i sent my team of worker pigs on the task, Sadly they were on strike due to the cost of their not being served for dinner tax. I ran into town into the local everything shop which only stocked 5 things. One of these things was a portable space heater. I asked how much "10 GAZILLION" the lizard shop keeper hissed at me. "proposterous" i spat, stamping on his 40 toes. And that is how i froze to death

[LingInRythm]

I'm sitting in school library now watching this video without sound.. yes i can feel it's a new lens ^__~

[CaptainEvvie]

there weren't any peaches in my house and peaches are my favourite vegetable, so i approached the fish market but they didn't have any feijoas surrounding their door which put off my feng shui so i left. then a short italian man ran past so i followed him to a castle with a giant spiky turtle man. i watched from the chandelier as they battled with weird snowball-like superpowers and then i saw a peach. a princess nonetheless but it was still a peach so i ate it. i was executed for cannibalism.

[Mcpanicfanic]

@CaptainEvvie Peaches are fruits.

[CaptainEvvie]

@Mcpanicfanic well in america pizza is a vegetable.

[Mcpanicfanic]

@CaptainEvvie I know, and its completely sad and ridiculous. and now french fries are considered vegetables. :O

[yupmonk3yzrul3]

@CaptainEvvie woah

[EatShitMarty]

I hit like but the truth is I love this

[NinjaGiraffe125]

Challenge accepted.

[idsynott]

You either have an imagination with unfathomable depths, or are a raging LSD addict.

[zoeeangelaa]

What freaks me out is that putting on the captions doesn't seem to make the story more or less freaky even though it doesn't translate. Love this.

[musicrox0719]

no lie i was afraid to watch this video

[SometimesAlice]

I sat in the dark in a place called Sunlight, which ironically is dark 5/4 of the day.The Sherpa had never come to cook my Ramen so now it ran ramped without any clothes only to haunt me by it sheer crudeness.This did not bother me for I had one wish left from the fairy powder I had nicked from Alfred the Undertaker who had a knack for eating red paint in the winter making it look like he had eaten several dead unicorns. There I sat and wonder what to wish upon only to realize one thing.The end!

[NotRacistBUT]

This is gay

[rgmhjw118118]

this is sad

[isailclouds]

i had a dream i was friends with you last night. and we made delicious food. and ate it. i think that'd easily be one of the best. dreams. ever.

[ginnieleer]

Do you not get enough sleep? Is that where these things come from?

[platypuswilltakeover]

See these are the kind of stories we needed growing up as kids ;) Would of made the whole place a hell of a lot better...*Sighs, whilst waits for impending doom*. Heh :D Great video ;)

[motioncabowlweekend]

Sometimes I think you drink too much absinthe. But I like it. 

[TheCorntree]

I swear you're on crack.

[mcwjes]

What are you looking at at the end? You just gaze up dramatically and should like to know what the drama is for.

[1RivRe1]

I would say I love it but my reaction is more along the lines of "....what?"

Question: Is it creepy if I favorites the video just to get the frog man [read: date]?

[thelocofocos]

i'm sorry, you had me at

"a familiaahhh chuuune"

[aleh94FlowerChild]

Is that a periodic table on your wall?! It's exciting to know I'm not the only one! xD

[GuamGirl2009]

@aleh94FlowerChild Pfft I have a giant hand painted periodic table painted directly onto my ENTIRE bedroom wall :D

[aleh94FlowerChild]

@GuamGirl2009 now that is what i call AMAZING! :D

[SPI4eho]

can you be any cuter?! :3

[SuddenlyIseepickmeup]

Dare accepted!

[MrSteve3326]

Your so fit :')

[1lilmissgiggle3]

MARRY ME

[Sirproudfeet]

Is this an in joke I don't get?

[girlwithjeans]

First time I've stumbled upon your videos.

I am left in awe :)

[sophwxox]

I don't get it...

[Katiethekidd]

wouldn't a date with an infinite frog man just sort of go on forever?

[felixvelariusbos]

Ima gonna go with the infinite frog man.

Will be an interesting date.

[xXFallenMarieXx]

I wanna win that date with PJ D:

[maddymooluvesu]

Have you checked out Skyward Sword yet Mr PJ!? :D

[ItsTheUkuleleMan]

I wonder how much weed he goes though a week..

[ShortPersonShortFuse]

You have the most beautiful story telling voice. I could listen to it all day. (:

[firewordsparkler]

What a beautiful and moving story.

[ThelifeofLauren]

Yay! I won a date with the Infinite frog man ...damn i only favorited because i'd hoped I would win a date with PJ ahh well cant complain

[ithinkyourethebest]

inspirational and creative.

[MsSamiWami]

i'm glad you exist <3

[feelinginspiredlike]

Deep thoughts, man. Deep thoughts. :)

[emblovesyou]

well i favourited the video... when's our date? :)

[Anamm14]

You're...odd.

I like that.

=)

[iKazStar]

Seriously. You are perfect <3

[bobbieorangeful]

I don't know if you're mad, brilliant or just high...

[Mazyoo]

Whát just happened?

[YolandaThePanda]

*adds to favourites*

[pinkcookii]

i really like your voice, its perfect for storytelling - you could become a narrator =)

[ArielleAnonymous]

i love this.

[sk8rgirlo]

If you become a parent, your kids will have the best bedtime stories ever.

[saraboox]

i want PJ to read me a bedtime story every day ^_^

[MsPaoloNutini]

i actually want to marry you pj.

[TheElderWand99]

I love your drawings! ^.^

[MISSpinkGLITTERbomb]

IS THAT a moleskine in your hand or are you just happy to see me pj???

[Gmidgit3]

I....What.

[beebej166]

These stories sort of remind me of wirrow's tiny stories, only yours aren't quite as tiny.

[sarahissonerdylike]

@KickThePj ahaha! do more of these stories please, they are hilarious :3

[Harix11]

this is weird....

[coffeebeanisme]

so i was siting at my desk when my rat butler came in and gave me a letter opener for my soda. i thanked him and he left franticly. i turned back to my desk and found that my laptop had fallen into my pet black hole. so i reached inside and pulled out some paints and painted a new laptop. but laptop was slow becuz i ran out of silver internet paint. i took it to the shop and the clay-man behind the counter charged me my soul to fix it. when i arrived back home my rat butler had been murdered!

[MovieFreak880]

is that what you dream about? well I dreamed that my grandma was selling drugs D:

[sarahsaysstarship]

Dude, that was trippy. I love those darn frog men!

[postitnotes36]

Favriouted. Faviourited now! Frog man Isssss ppppiiiifffffff

[zacthenelson]

If you responded to this comment, I would make my life. Or I could receive a fire-breathing pony for Christmas. I'm an easily contented child.

[mrtictac94]

Dude, set me some krokodil?

[AllAroundTheSun]

@KickThePj Please reply to my email (if you got it). It was the one about the whale ? :)

[evieisapokemon]

Where do you get your video ideas from? they're so strange! (': and your drawings are really groovy

[remyw5]

cool story bro.<3

[NearlyHeadlessLaura]

I'l take a date with an infinite frog man, sorry PJ, they are just so damn sexy.

[IsabelleHorler]

I liked and favourited. Please may I have my date now, PJ? :)

[emmafenning]

this video should of began with him poening that envolpe from crapsticks lol :) xx

[SarahIsAmused]

I love how creative you are PJ! :) Was that story from free-writing, or had you planned it? Either way, it was still awesome. ;D

[conderon]

Date with PJ or infinitie PJ!?!? Dammit! I shall never be able to decide... :(

[hahafxxkyou]

pj, how long does it take for u to make this video??

[LBTR95]

Do you make these up cause... wow just wow.

[narutosramenbuddy]

wow, i needed that nonsense.

[narutosramenbuddy]

I was once a pillow, and i was once in love. It was a steamy day out in my mute desert. I looked down to find that ground had foolishly gone &made itself disappear. "Ah" I said standing knee deep in nothing. "This is very uncomfortable."Just then an Uncomfortable appeared and wrapped me up in his frying pan hands and said "You remind me of my grandmothers big toe." We proceded the way a pillow and an Uncomfortable do.We kissed and the sky made of my research paper exploded. they never forgot us.

[tuschan60]

u are the best utuber, i love ur vids

[GoAlybongo]

I like all the twinkle lights in your room Peej!

[chocolatemonkeysFLY]

um. i live in Dubai. you are welcome to come here and go on a date with me though! :D hahahahah

[girlwithaphonebox]

@KickThePj Favourited the video. Pick me up from that bus top several hours before the dawn of the universe. I'll be humming an unfamiliar tune.

[sweetyla]

^__^ !!!YAY TIMETRAVELING!!! ^__^

[bluexcheese]

Peeeeeeeej. Hi.  How do you go about putting your drawings into your videos? Also I love your style of drawing :) And your, er.... 'unique' storytelling ^____^

[KickThePj]

@bluexcheese I scan then into photoshop and put them through after effects :)

[bluexcheese]

More more more! I love these they make me laugh. *chuckles to computer screen*. Forever alone. . .

[13BLACKKAT13ily]

You are a very strange person Peej.... And that is why I watch your videos lol Hey can I just ask, will you ever be using any of the props from the "Jetpacks and Rollerblades" vid, or are you just going to throw them in a spare room, never to be seen again?.... D:

[KickThePj]

@13BLACKKAT13ily well, the props are still around the house. the space fort is folded up and tucked away, but I'm not sure if i'll use it again.

[13BLACKKAT13ily]

@KickThePj D: but the space fort was so awesome... And shiny... lol Well that's good that they aren't being thrown out :D after all, you put lots of hard work into it, to make such an awesome vid... as usual :3

[Fuckyouallwhore]

If you write a book, I'd so buy it. You should publish one PJ.

[KickThePj]

@itsadinosaurthingg your name is in a hat, I will get back to you within the next 8 years.

[KickThePj]

@MorecambeNick my...my what?!

[MorecambeNick]

@KickThePj haha oh shit. I meant to say "I would love to be inside your mind for a day" i was a little drunk

[sivvyx01]

Hm. Not "Hm" because I don't understand, just "Hm" because you should be doing anime/manga and entertaining the Japanese who are a lot more accepting of unusual concepts. Rejoice!

[GustakhNigah1]

i...i....i.....ummm.....sooo..­...but.....yeah :)

[ElaZappYou95]

Love it <3 :}

[TheUncleNebs]

Hell of a drug whatever you're taking ;)

[MonFonBon]

I want a date with infinite frog man.

[KickThePj]

@MonFonBon this can be arranged.

[MonFonBon]

@KickThePj Anyway he can hop over to Australia? That'd be alot easier. :) Also how about a double date me with infinite frog man you with infinite frog woman?

[towelette]

Life is a strange story man...ye im that deep.

[xsammmie1]

lol ?

[oliveisoliver]

I sure hope infinite frog man is single. ;)

[nubeoxinh]

well this is pure brilliance.

[Arrossis]

random much.. thats why we all love u though!!

[NyanCait]

Challenge accepted, sir.

[IamAliviaMarie]

I favorites this! I really hope I win a date with the infinite frog man!!

[cloudywithachanceof]

The new wide angle lens gives my occipital lobe so much more PJ goodness to feast on. Oh yeah, the story's great too. ;)

[TheHumanWreckage]

Normal.

[MyPokemonAreCool]

i have a friend like you, yeah, he has issues as well...x <3

[vertig0whales]

want pj. no frog men.

[wisemint]

my simple mind never knows what your videos are about, but I dig em.

[rarrbaby]

I hit like, but it didn't do anything. In fact, it made my monitor go slightly discolored.

WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO HIT LIKE, PJ?! Now I have to get a new computer monitor that I can't afford atm.

I don't like you very much right now...

>:(

Just kidding. (; I didn't actually physically "hit" the like button. :)

[KickThePj]

@rarrbaby oh jeez, I felt bad at first. I even went and ordered you a new computer, then I read the rest of the comment. no new computer for you!

[rarrbaby]

@KickThePj If it makes your almost computer ordering feel any different, I'm working on a crappy Windows Vista-run laptop. Not the best for doing pretty much anything these days. Won't even emit a constant webcam conversation without freaking out on me.

Knew I should've gotten that Apple computer when I had the chance! :/

[rarrbaby]

@KickThePj AND OMG. I just realized you replied to my comment! xD

#DreamAchieved

SUPER excited now! ^.^

[natalie272]

Hey y'all thars a frog man on ma pooter!

[toocoolsasuke77]

Loving the free writing :D And also the Skyrim map in the background <3

[KickThePj]

@toocoolsasuke77 skyrriiiimmmmmmm!

[28keo]

Erm, what just happened? ... O_o

[Tahounski]

new lens??

[Nyckiko]

I adore your odd way of thinking and how you write. Sophisticated and dry. oh how i love it.

BTW:: I got a super Nintendo too.**Super Mario All Stars**

[KickThePj]

@Nyckiko thanks bud! all starts is a great game :)

[knikkiyall]

why are you wearing a coat?

do get me wrong its a snazzy coat.

[HeroinxcorexVanessa]

I was going to favorite this until I seen the end bit @ 0:54

Oh hell, I'll chance it and favorite it anyways.

[KickThePj]

@HeroinxcorexVanessa I got you wrong. I happened to be quite cold.

[werewolfgirl1995]

Lol,I thought you said the "whales on the bus" XD

[werewolfgirl1995]

You are one of a kind PJ

[SaxonAdair]

Pretty excited for my date with Infinite Frog Man. Not gonna lie.

[Squishytheoctopus]

I love your videos! They're so out there and quaint and great :D

[PrettiGirl33]

so... when's my date?

[steviehasachannel]

when you got to the bit of going through a portal youtube decided to refresh.

[bmitchell98]

your story is so intresting :)

[SabreMaiden]

When you said "accomplices" there at the end after the time traveler bit....you meant "companions", right?

[KickThePj]

@SabreMaiden nope, travelling to another dimension is incredibly illegal, therefore the infinite frog man is now my accomplice.

[ICOEPRproductions]

Read this to your future children and they will get the classical training at a young age thus creating the next generation of YouTube awesome.

@ICOEPRproductions I'm...only 20! I don't plan on having kids for a very