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  • i wanna dislike soooo bad bro, but sick subaru bro

  • is this bob saget?

  • porsche can kiss my ass.... i like them and all but Porsches have looked the same for 50 years. BTW im a muscle car guy

  • buscher power bro! 30k for the sti/ 10k-15k on power adders if you do work yourself like a real man! gets you well over 400whp and lets you rip on anything you run into( for the most part)= one happy customer 2007 impreza wrx sti SWP subaru power BRO!

  • i like this guy..

  • come at me bro!!

  • Subaru > Everything and Anything

  • wait you cut him off next to a semi-truck so he couldn't possibly pass you then call it a win??

  • @yeaaboyy what are you talking about? he was in the same lane the whole time and was atleast 3 car lengths ahead of him when he said it was a win.

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  • racist ass

  • I can't wait for someone to put an exhaust system, meth, and tune on a Porsche Turbo both the same year cars and then race... OH WHAT, what was that you little jap cheap ass piece of shit

  • @ytohno why you mad BRO?

  • BRO

  • hey man if u ever bring an sti near delaware with managable miles ill pay u 15k out in cash man 100 dollar bills just saying there imposible to find around her

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  • why is it that everyone from the northeast corner of the U.S. acts like they know everything about whatever it is they're talking about when in fact they are more full of shit then they'll ever know?

  • @deadeyedickification because it's how we are deal with it fuck yourself puss

  • @petermello55 <-my point exactly. Nothing but knuckle-draggin, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing idiotsThanks for the demonstration buddy.

  • @MrGaro11 ill be more than happy to show u any day of the week! dont get me wrong, the m3 is a bad ass car, but the way you are playing it up is way out of proportion! you say you work on cars, what? an express Lube? I am a certified technitian for a dealer. Ive worked on many bmw's, as well as porsches, turbo supras, etc. the only time a m3 will beat even a stock sti is top end. subies are geared for acceleration, m3's are geared for top end speed. Id be happy to show you anytime!

  • @seanm5812 You really think the new m3 would lose to a stock sti? Ugh subi guys are becoming more and more like honda kids.

  • doesn't that old fuck knows sti's are made for offroad/wrc? and not for drag

  • @MrGaro11 Did you really just say a M3 will take a STI on the track? You're an idiot. The only place a stock M3 will outdo a stock STI will be on the freeway. The Subaru will beat it in the 1/4 mile, in the dirt, autocross, a full race track, and being AWD is good all day no matter what the conditions. Go race a STI up a hill in the rain and get shit on. "the m3 will take it especially on the track." Don't make me laugh.

  • subs suck dick go eat some rice

  • @MrGaro11

    from a dig, subie will totally owned the e46 m3, fat boy ;)

    and how much will it cost to mod an m3? better yet, maintenance. yeah, a shit load....

  • lol is his hed bleedin?

  • @MrGaro11 ur a f'ing moron! i only have a wrx with a 16g and i eat m3's all day! get outta here with that bs!

  • @MrGaro11 tell that old fart with the porsche to stop talking shit about the other guys more powerful subaru, he was talking shit so Al had to show him whats up

  • same meth kit im running. I am putting a lot more power down though. but suck it... i spanked a porsche too

  • @MrGaro11

    how much is the porsche again? dumb ass!

  • du kannst auch in nen fiat 500 nen monster-motor reinbastel und jeden ferrari abziehen. aber mal ganz ehrlich: ich müsste jetzt googeln, was STI überhaupt ist. . .ich wette, was japanisches... und wer will denn so nen auto?

  • exhaust and alky....ya righttttttttt. no sti runs 12.2 with those mods

  • Can the stock VF39 even push enough boost to need meth injection? I didn't think it was efficient over 20-21ish PSI

  • @elemento1991 You can run some pretty ridiculous timing with Meth Injection.

  • @elemento1991 o need for big fmic, and its like 110 oct fuel

  • Theres no skill what so ever in getting ur old ignorant ass to a porche dealership to buy that fuckin aircooled toy either.

  • what kind of exhaust is on that sti? sounds sexy as hell

  • i love the shit talking, can't wait till i get my civic to run 12's

  • WOW BRO! That asian guy looks like Mr.Chow from the Hangover. XD

  • bey bro, did you bro when you were driving this awesome bro car, you should join MLIB(my life is bro) FIND ANOTHER F#$CKING WORD BRO!!!!!!

  • hahah funny but the guy talking the whole time is so fucking annoying

  • that old guy went hard lol

  • i remember the first time i learned how to say bro.

  • dude wheres my car

  • STOP SAYING BRO...SHUT THE FCK UP

  • Why is every last dude in the video an obese douchebag?

  • @qzbikowski cause we eat u for lunch all dayy hahaa

  • stop saying bro... 

  • @v12symphony why bro, i like you bro, i ttyl bro. bro 4 life bro. Meow

  • this guy doesnt know cars imports can be as good as any other car depending on mods

  • This old man is ridiculous... I can't tell if he's being serious or not.

  • porche owners are all the same, GOOF'S. F@ck off old man, put it back in the garage and stick to your buick century. muahahaha

  • god damn rice box? this guy is nuts!!!! and he dosnt get any pussy in that porsche.  The sti will eat that up on road, dirt, well shit in anything... an s4 wth a stage3 gt35r would be a good race.

  • what a fuckin faggot in his porsche

  • i love this video

  • it does not have 300 hosrepower like the 06 does unless they di something stock to change the engine and trans to make it better

  • this old guy is fuckin dumb.

  • bro

  • BRO... WE GET EM BRO.. BRO MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BRO.... COOL BRO.. BRO STI POWER BRO... AHAHA BRO.....

  • what is a greeting box?

  • Isn't a Sti motor a Porsche motor? so why would you make fun of a Porsche when he has a modified Porsche motor? 

  • @lbballa08 Troll

  • @aljobaris Troll? huh?

  • @lbballa08 A troll is someone who writes comments that are deliberately designed to get a response. In this case, you've commented on a video that will be visited by Subaru enthusiasts, saying something obviously incorrect and inflammatory. On the off chance that you actually believe what you've saying, other than the cylinders being horizontally opposed, the engines are completely unrelated

  • @aljobaris Ididn't deliberately write the comment, to get comments that was just what i've heard from people, and Tv so that's why i wrote that, but if i'm wrong then i'm wrong, thanks for correcting it.

  • @lbballa08 STI a porsche motor

    i dont get it the only thing similar is that they are boxer engines and thats about it

  • @shinobistyle86 subaru boxer engine has nothing to do with porsches.... porsches do not have boxer engines

  • @heady420sativa The original subaru engine was actually a Porsche design.

  • @heady420sativa porsche boxster... its called boxster for a reason

  • @heady420sativa ???? A porsche motor and a subaru motor are the same layout......flat.....

  • @JokerDMX And a 6 cylinder mustang and a 10 cylinder Lexus LFA are both V's..... that doesn't make them similar!

  • @heady420sativa They are both still a V configuration dumbass. Flat Configured engines are also known as "Boxer" engines.

  • id still take the porsche.......then sell it and buy 2 sti's haha :)

  • Do the same mods to the porsche and try again.

  • @hunghuge12

    who the hell cares? its a porsche. only old rich guys drive them and think their something dude.

  • @InsanityRewritten said by someone that has no hope of buying one. lol

    Face it the Porsche is the far superior car. You can get bang for buck in evos and stis but when you start messing with the porsche turbos its a different league altogether. Have a look at evoms or the texas mile and then compare them to four bangers. Porsche charge a lot for the cars and the only reason they can is because they're good.

  • @hunghuge12 dude a fully built STi with the proper mods could smoke some stuck up rich guys garage princess any day... I've witnessed STi's beat Lambo's. i dont car how much a porsche owner pays for there fucking car, they have to know something about it besides the fact that it has "imported leather seats"...at least STi owners can change there own fucking oil without being afraid to get there gay ass polo shirt dirty...

  • @shredthegnar299 What a fucking retarded comment. "I've seen this beat that" - you might have seen a hugely modded sti beat a near stock lambo but if you pull your gay head out of your ass and look at some of the tuned porsche/lambo/etc cars you'll soon see them doing things imprezas could only dream of.

    Pop onto 6speed online and have a look at the charts they have of the fastest cars. You won't even find an sti/evo in the top 20.

  • Why are people so ignorant? This is an old porsche and it doesn't even have any mods on it..... Old man knew he was gonna get smoked but he still wanted to talk trash beacuse he wants to race and it's fun. People (specially old people) don't take everything so seriously.

  • i want an sti so bad

  • Man i love German engineering but man i wuld own a hopped up Subaru over ANYTHING!!! Subaru Sti's are the best!

  • porche sucks dick, its a car for old people and women, real guys drive nissan's lambo's and hot rods, and an rx7 every once ina while

  • @reaperdeth5 yeah dumbass? real men know how to spell, 'hooked on phonics' appently didnt work for your dumb ass....."only real men drive nissans", im sure you only say that due to the fact that youd have to sell your mobile home to ever set foot inside a PORSCHE...theres an S in there Sucka

  • @lilowend dont live in a trailer, and i have nothing against the 911 series, but when i think of a PORSCHE (yeah there fixed it to make you happy) i think of a chicks car, and also its the internet why should i have to spell properly for you? on another note im not wasting my time on the internet looking through old comments to find something to troll about

  • made this video into a drinking game...have to drink a shot for each time "bro" is said.

  • @kameraguy you would die of alcohol poisoning

  • @kameraguy you'd get alcohol poisoning by 1 minute

  • This old guy is losing his mind talking about a porsche winning in road racing against an STi. lol.

  • sti with alcohol deff fast fuck porsche

  • bro...bro.. bro....shut the fuck up

  • this wasnt a vs race at all..

    the sti passed and the porsche let him then followed behind. a stage 2 sti is slow as balls compared to even a stock tuned turbo porsche. what he did was clown the owner into thinking he was buying a "faster" car.

    hahahahaha.

  • The Video guy sounds like the guy from bangbus!

  • @daFBi or like Big Al, the evo guy... which is kind of ironic, after all he is from "the dark side" but i swear look up dynoflash's evo, thats Big al's btw it's only two losses have been to a supra and of course to Big vlleys STI!

  • Im sure if the porsche was modified like the subaru, the porsche would rape it up its blue fuckin ass, no disrespect to subaru, its a good car either way!

  • @MatchStickTrick it is modified....its stage 4

  • i'm not sure if that was a race. looks like the subaru got a massive jump, wtf was that?

  • was the old fart the one with alcohol?

  • man that old man just got worked bro

  • I have a 1991 crx with a z3 motor with a twin turbo that would kill the porsha idk if it could take the subaru but my car is pushen 12 pounded of boost and has lowers racing springs with a brand new ecu!!! Crx4lif

  • @bryson246810 12 pounds of boost is not much a stage 1 2003 WRX with stock turbo and a stage 1 cobb tune (accessport) makes 15 pounds of boost.

  • lol, never was a fan of ajpense cars, except the import gods of cousrse, but glad to see u put that old bitch in his place

  • Id buy a 996 GT3 for 50 grand and then dump as much money into it as you dumbass subby owners and then we'll see who's laughin

  • @APontiacof455cubes

    How much could you really do to a gt3? The aftermarket is huge for subaru, but porsche? Plus parts would be HUGELY expensive. Put 20 grand in an sti and you'll have a 600whp car that can put the power down. Add 25 for a really good gd and that's 45 grand. Do the math.

  • you are right, it would be more expensive. But you'd be surprised with the number of companies that make parts for porsche that you just dont hear about. There's plenty of heavily modified 930 - 997 Turbos, Carreras, GT3's etc on youtube. Build a good turbo kit and throw some good forged, low comp pistons in and you'd have close to 700whp. Thats all you'd need cause GT3's already rape when it comes to the corners, one of the best handling cars ever according to Car n Driver.

  • @APontiacof455cubes

    can you put a gt3 on a rally track? The STi is just a great car all around. To be honest with you Porsche is my fav automobile manufacturer but got to give credit where it's due, the STi is an amazing car.

  • @APontiacof455cubes hahaha i will get a 20k sti and dump 30k into it and then we will see who's laughing

  • @borladyno thing is, you subbie owners dont realize that none of your drivetrain components are capable of handling any extreme power levels, unlike american iron or porsche material. Wimpy little CV joints, transmissions that shatter gears....no good. Subaru's are great cars with great technology, but not to the levels of hp that many think they can handle. I'll take a Trailblazer SS with a bulletproof 14bolt rear and 4L70 tranny paired with the unbeatable LS2 anyday over any Jap setup.

  • @APontiacof455cubes Suby would still beat your gt3 sorry to tell you

  • @snipeyoass2 basing your facts off of what? sounds like a fanboy to me. Need I remind of a stock GT3's performance figures and then show you what the aftermarket holds for them? and if we're talking about beating a GT3 on the track....good luck. GT3's are about the fastest vehicle around curves you could buy, cept for some hyperexotics. oh and whats stage 1 supposed to mean? stage 1 is such an arbitrary label you tuners like to associate with upgrades, means nothing.

  • @APontiacof455cubes lol the GT3? with 450 hp?? hahaha id take you on, my friends 22b at 560 hp, thats like 5 grand on tunes and it already beats supercars, it would kill the gt3 and its from the 90's lol

  • @willwork4superpowazz lol. kids these days, they just dont understand. anyone can throw five grand into a stripped down jap burner and dump the clutch on all four wheels and say they have a fast car.

  • @APontiacof455cubes hahaha i love how you think japanese cars are all jap. burners (you wanna sound cool, like all the other supposed tuners are calling it) hahaha especially comparing the porshce to a subaru??? hahahaha and you say theyre so diff? subaru can basically be called a german car, heck subie and porcsche share the same engine(boxer)etc i take mine to a european garage that treats porsche, bmw etc. a/w lol ppl these days dont understand what tuning is, n ur tlkin with a stock car? lol

  • @willwork4superpowazz in no way shape or form am i a tuner. Im a car enthusiast, i dunno what this "tuner" bullshit is about. i own a japanese car and I love it. Japanese make excellent daily drivers, they do not make good performance cars. End o story

  • @APontiacof455cubes great performance cars?? what exactly do you think performance is?? the car that brings the biggest engines and most Hp, btw Tuning is to have the skill and knowledge to upgrade your cars performance all around, its power to weight ratio, how much psi, torque feedback how much it pulls etc. its not just upping the hp... a/w your confusing exotic cars with performance cars, the EVO, STI, 350z or 370, the GTR, they dominate, now ur thinking supercars ;) lambos, ferrari, etc lol

  • @willwork4superpowazz @willwork4superpowazz I dunno where to begin with problems for the 4G63 in the evo; Subaru makes a good vehicle but not to the level that ur average STI fanboy thinks it can compete; if ur gunna drop 40k to get a Z, you might as well get a slightly used vette because you'll get twice the performance plus a v8 soundtrack and better mileage; the GTR is far over hyped.  I can tell you, Nissan tranny's suck. my Maxima's RE4FO4A and the GTR's Borg warner suck

  • @APontiacof455cubes v8 lol, they better be dodge's cause ford's suck! or the chev. and one thing ppl dont get the STI's are nt for street racing, even though they can kill much of the cars out there stock, it was made for rally, the suspension, shock absorbers it brings, all pretty stif, rally specs. a/w dumbasses only talk "get a v8" hahaha dont get me wrong, im helping a friend slap a Tundra V10 in his scion Tc. the hing sounds siiiiick, butive seen stock 4 cyl. engines kill v8's

  • @willwork4superpowazz "seen stock 4 cyl engines kill v8's" well no shit sherlock. define your parameters. 4 cyl bike? 4 cyl truck? 4 cylinder bulldozer? of course an STI is gunna kill a clapped out 305 powered '84 camaro!

  • @APontiacof455cubes "a clapped out 305 powered '84 camaro!" where did that come from?? hmm... i never mentioned such a thing.... hmmm where did that even come from... are you imagining stuff in your mind and narrating the events and objects present, to me? why thank you pls tell me more about those home movies happening in your mind now, what are you pairing againt a jap. burner now? an 87 trans am? hahhaa, keep creating crap scenarios to "help" you in this convo. xD

  • @willwork4superpowazz you know, I cant tell if you're actually serious or if you're just desperate to make someone feel retarded. its insulting to myself that im even still talking to you but i'll explain what i meant. I gave an arbitrary example of a low powered run of the mill v8 and how it wouldnt be much of a fight for ANY stock vehicle by todays standards, even your exampled STI. You said you've seen 4cyl beat 8cyl and im just illustrating the argument

  • @APontiacof455cubes -_- thats why im saying why didf you pick a past day engine? i meant ANY V8 modern cars, modern performnace big block V8's that have been demolished by good 4 cyl. cars. Like i said before and just now, so yo prove your point and try to discard mine you picked a V8 from 20 years ago hahaha NO NO ive seen MODERN day V*'s ok?? hahahaha god this is amusing

  • quality nice run!

    you was abit harsh on the porsche owners most of them i see can actualy drive :)

  • love seeing stuff like this, I have about 90,000 in aftermarket parts on my sti. Raced some cocky GT2 driver on the highway. beat him, then when a cop showed up on my scanner i slowed down. 5 seconds later he drove by me flipping me off. 2,000 feet down the road i flipped him off while he was getting owned by the cops. nuthin like a subaru.

  • Yeah bro, that's like me, I have 190,000 in JDM parts and Sony and NOS and shit in my EVOX. I walked a Veyron then saw the State Guard up ahead, he didn't tho cuz he was telling to fuc off and shit.

    Then I told him 'he stinks' 2000 ft down the road while he was being lectured and scrutinized!!! LOL HUH!!!

    loser...

  • yeah totally bro - i have an evoX with about 200K in JDM shit and Sony shit, and NOS. Raced some douche in a Veyron and fucked him 6 ways to Sunday.

    Then I slowed down cause I spotted an Apache helicopter up ahead on my radar...I flipped him off 2,000ft. down the road while he was getting blown to pieces by scud missiles! LOL HUH!!!

    ....idiot

  • oh its taking forever to get to the good part!!!

  • I would choose the Porsche over the Subaru. Dump thousands into a WRX or get more pussy in a Porsche. get real

  • I guess bro, but every Porsche driver LACKS a cock size. So I guess you do need a Porsche to get laid!

  • @NISMODRIFTER481 yah but if you drive a porsche you get some fine women :d

  • @eugenedabeast Didnt realize you need a flashy car to get pussy. No game what a shame!

  • lmfaoo dats what you get you old fart. ahaha subaru power!!!!!!

  • that last comment was for MrJpierson your a fucking retard

  • Bro, that was mad wicked, bro.

  • that old guy is a tool

  • STI FTW!

  • For your doubters, search Dynoflash's video that is a round 2 against a Porshe that is more built that this fat f@cks car. It gets tamed just the same. Keep em coming Big Al.

  • take it to the track not the street you fucking noob

  • the track is for noobs jack ass. oh man a straight fuckin mile of road with no cars in your way and no turns. yeah... sounds like the track takes real skill.

  • at least you dont kill ne when you fuck up retard think about other ppl not your peice of shit car and how fast it goes on the highway with 200 other ppl asshole go fuck yourself and slit your wrists your a loser and i hope you hit a semi truck and it paralyzes you so you know what im talking about

  • are you fuckin stupid. dude i hope you get your throat slit fuckin jack off. you can fuckin kill people at a track too stupid ass. theirs less accidents from street racing than just every day driving. why don't you get out your hobbit hole and start reading up or watching the news jack ass. and anyways most of the time street racing is at night when not many people are on the roads. dumb ass prick

  • dude your such a dumb ass. i feel fuckin safer at night racing than during the day when theirs fucks like you who dont pay attention and talk on the phone. im sorry you dont race because A. your not a man B. you dont have a car or its a POS and C. your a big fat ripe pussy.

  • i dont race becuz i dont have a car so A> the dont make me a pussy B. its not becuz my cars a pos its cuz i dont have one and C. if i had a car to race i would race you AND FUCK YOUR CAR UP just cuz i dont like you and thats the meaning of racing DOING EVERTHING TO WIN BITCH ID FUCK YOU UP IN RL STOP TALKING TRASH YOU NOT COOL YOUR A LOSER FUCK OFF AND DIE

  • hahaha so you've started all this shit and you don't even have a car.. lol im done fighting with someone so pathetic

  • youre a fuckng pussy. your against racing cause you cant drive bitch. NO BALLS. get fucked bitch

  • I love subarus and all but a well tuned Audi S4 B5 would shit on most tuned subarus expecially if the Audi is stage 3

  • @BBaskett Yeah if the Audi is Stage 3 it would... That's just like saying dude my Dragster would beat your bicycle.

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  • @BBaskett God bless you for saying that... Stage 3 B5 S4 owns peoples lives any day of the week.

  • and by a car that cost's ONE THIRD as much!

  • road racing

    porsche pwns sti

  • Prosche drivers have a small **** and need to compensate that with these cars!

  • anyone know how much boost Stage 2 runs?

  • piece of shit porshe got spanked by a 4 cyl dumbass old guy shoulda got a faster car

  • haha i beat one a few months back. old guy. very cool. im stock turbo as well.

  • i didnt see much of a race...but very impressive with a stock turbo

  • 17 times... he said bro 17 times in less than 5 minutes. STOP!!!

  • What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

    The Porsche has the pricks on the inside.

    Lmao. Classic.

  • @mrbones410

    thats usually the stuff people who cant afford them say.

    pretty sad really.

  • all you people commenting on this video saying the Porsche is better it just got raped so stfu

  • @AndrewMacedonia

    it is better.

    a faster econobx doesnt = better.

  • @slowbarugt

    hahaha. i shoul dhave watched it first.

    that was a race? HAHAHAHAH!

    that sti is a pos in comparision and is still slower. this vid is a fake pos.

  • dude alcohol injection oh bitch please its suppose to be all motor!

  • I'm a fan of both the STi and the Porsche, and pretty much anything tastefully modified or engineered nicely, or just plain quick, but WOW was that subie driver being a total dick.

    And you need to stop saying bro, bro.

  • fuck ya this is the shit sti all the way

  • and its nothin special to glance at if you see one, get the hell outta my chat kid ur just a youtuve vid watcher thinkin u know something

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  • Subaru Bro - "bro, bro, bro, bro,bro. bro, bro so theres no skill to stroking the gears fast on a six speed and getting through the gears quickly? Bro bro bro bro bro"

    Porsche owner - "NO my wife could do that!"

    LOL! So true! Shifting is the first thing you need to know in order to drive. The subaru owner thinks it is the ONLY thing you need to know! Hahaha LOL

  • Ok, Very true but your wallet also has to be big to buy a stock porsche. So in the end reliability depends on alot of factors example; treatment, maintenance, replacement parts, etc. too many to actually be able to argue it under my knowledge, but if you had a budget of a hundred thousand $ starting from nothing and buying brand new off the show room floor, i bet that subaru would win in drift, rally, drag, grip/track, and gymkhana (AWD is a plus). I think the porsche would win top speed still.