Poker Night at the Inventory Quotes - 02

[alcrd]

Who is the voice actor for that blue sweater guy? Sounds familliar..

[nwish425]

before you jump to conclusions, remember that poker night at the inventory is non-cannon so there is no proof that pyro is a guy.

[GreenSalamance]

Heavy-You will take care of ghost for me?

Max-You betcha!

Heavy-I like you tiny rabbit :)

Heavy sounds cute at that part.

[NeptuneMS385]

Did Telltale mayhaps drop an Eddsworld reference to his sandwich song?

[GiratinaofFury]

There are some great lines in this.

[theman3199]

tycho should be 10th blu class and strong bad should be 10th class for red

[superluigi572]

his name is pyro did he say her name is pyro NO! the pyro isnt a girl so stop clinging to the fantasy that he is

[nwish425]

@superluigi572 shut up already, how would the heavy know the pyros gender

[superluigi572]

@nwish425 because you think all these years he would know already

[ishallkillall]

@nwish425 well the heavy and pyro have worked with eachother for years

[nwish425]

@ishallkillall when would that mean he's seen the pyro without there mask. Anyway this game is non-cannon so it proves nothing

[Marioxrunouw]

YOU. SHUT FACE.

[TheCakeFlavor]

Who votes Tycho for being the tenth class in TF2?

[DarkestDion]

@TheCakeFlavor 11th class

the tenth class died. :P

[suonicslice]

i got the feel that tycho not like heavy

[TheDestroyerComics]

i believe heavy is the only character without a telltale game

[LaserBucks]

That comment about hats made my night.

[Rogue284]

Tycho: "What about the bra factor. How do you work the clasp?"

I'm guessing the same way he types with boxing gloves on.

[megapichu123]

when heavy says

i like you tiny rabbit

look at his face right after he says that

xD

[megapichu123]

huey lewis

xD



[haahoo388]

Tycho new class...

THE IT TECHY

[Robo175]

1:38 for hats

[HellHound60248]

5:12

Meanwhile, after the game of poker..

Heavy: Okay rabbit, you come to map to take care of ghost for me.

Max: Alright heavy, heh, I cant wait to scare the dying socks off of his feet! ..or something like that

*20 minutes later*

Heavy: Rabbit, here is ghost.

Horseless Headless Horsemann: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Max: ._.

[XeindiorulezFTW]

Bananaaaahnaaa-STOP IT!-ang...

[Evanism822]

Groinface! Facegroin! PFAHAHAHAHA!!!

[leafthebrave]

5:51 is soooooo funny

[Edfan10]

Tycho, new class?....."Hacker" class?

[CaptainTempest1]

1:12 Huey Lewis & The News ftw

[Freakazoid529]

3:56

Wait...Did they just make a pokemon reference?

WHAT THE FU-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[metalgearrexlover]

i wish they added spy nick and sniper

[ChiombisTV]

DIS IS TRU?!

[Supdude147]

1:39

tf2 today.

[Gunman511]

6:15

advertisement?

[Ascensiam]

@Gunman511 they are trolling obvious advertising, rather.

[jjzgamer]

"Besides punching your groin-face in the face-groin?"

I love you Strong Bad!

[TheGregJr95]

7:08 Pause for Max's Rape Face

[leefishcake1]

3:23 please to be there heavy had to cancel 400'000 dates to be at that game for 12 seconds

[leefishcake1]

2:23 please to be there heavy had to cancel 400'000 dates to be at that game for 12 seconds

[leefishcake1]

heavy is married and has kids since when?

[Sunoyi]

@leefishcake1 He's saying the people he kills don't go back to their wives and children. The guilt is what gives him nightmares.

[HyperTailsX]

PUNCHING YOUR GROINFACE IN THE FACEGROIN

[RealRussianBro]

Where you see female Spy without modes? So Pyro woman or gay. :3

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

It costs $400,000 to play poker with Heavy for 12 seconds

[moregan101]

GROIN FACE IN THR FACE GROIN

[JJEESSEECCLLAARRKK]

ah HA, Heavy said "HIS name is Pyro" it IS a man ^^

[eddmario]

1:38

TF2 summed up.

[AchilGamez]

Besides punching your groin-face in the face-groin?

[bucketofshrimp9897]

What game is tyco from?

[VromNath]

@bucketofshrimp9897 He's from the web comic called Penny Arcade.

...But there was a Penny Arcade game called The Rainslick Precipice of Darkness.

[KeiToEverything]

xD His name is PYRO.

[JuanCruz922]

Baanaaang

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

"I have a friend who gets you a hot spy.His name is Pyro"

I know this is not made by Valve,but can you find that little word in the second sentance that contradicts all of your fanfiction,TF2 fans?

[RockBand971]

@SuperAwesomeTiago Is not possible!

[TheOneAndOnlyLOCO]

@SuperAwesomeTiago

Regardless, Heavy may not even know what gender Pyro is...

[iloveredalert3]

@SuperAwesomeTiago are you saying

pyro female,or your saying pyro is hot because he/she has flamethrower...

[jackrabbit112]

@SuperAwesomeTiago Or he is just calling Pyro a guy because that is what HWG thinks about the pyromaniac.

[MrJamison3300]

@SuperAwesomeTiago YES THANK YOU

[Katana314]

@SuperAwesomeTiago Uh...well, you're assuming even Heavy actually knows that much for fact.

[nwish425]

@SuperAwesomeTiago this is non-cannon so it proves nothing

[markdpane]

I have four dream rosters for PNATI: Roster 1: Homestar Scout Bart Simpson Gabe Roster 2: Pom-Pom Sam Spy Duncan (Total Drama) Roster 3: Marzipan Lisa Simpson Flint Paper Owen (TD) Roster 4: Trogdor Nelson Muntz Heather (TD) Undead guy with red shirt from Penny Aracde I bet combining all four of my dream rosters with the prime roster would make one heck of a Poker Night!!!

[MetaGigas]

@markdpane Nope.avi

[DrIvoRobotnick]

Does Strongbad call him Stitch?

Like the Disney movie?

[toSTONEiGO]

I have a friend who gets you hot spy. PYRO!

[TheFunkyBones]

Pokemon=Stuffing chimps into your nuts

[ProfessorDanni]

The last song that heavy sang... Prolly means he listens to parry gripp

[Aflay1]

Peach Belini?!? WHAT?!

[MrHappyRandom]

i saw the pyro part coming when heavy said "Hot Spy"

[LJ550]

I would play as a "Tycho" class in TF2.

[SecretAsianMan09]

Tycho sounds like Microsoft Sam.

[eminemneo]

Did anyone else notice at 4:01 strong bad was talking 'bout pokemon?

[ubersoldierboi]

0:25 the debate is over

[Redfire085]

"And also, sometimes nightmares, a man does not go home to see his wife and children." Aw, heavy is sentimental with his killing. Good man!(i think)

[EngineerOfRed]

"How do you anything... y'know even remotely interesting with hands like that?"

"You mean BESIDES punching your groin face in the face groin?"

[floydstephman]

hacker class that does sound fun

[supersmashfan3]

Heavy is smart and rich

[Hetaliafan25]

I love max :D

[Drbolla345]

Technically, he doesn't know whether Pyro is a male or female cause he never seen him or her under the garments. Just like playing an online game, you assume that every male character is a dude when honestly you don't know whether its a chick playing or not. It's still under speculation, we won't know until steam lets us know.

[toughguyaq]

i have unusual headless horsemannns axe

[CootPrankCalls]

Five hundread thousands dollars? Hmm.. I always liked thinking that I get about a hundread thousand by scoring a point in Team Fortress 2.. Makes me feel more like a paid killer..

[SilverJakler]

Damn, Strong Bad hates his creators o_o

[champ4life30]

By Ghost Heavy means (if you never played tf2) the Ghost from a sertant map in tf2 the halloween one what was the name again? hmm...i forget but it scares the fuck out of your character

-The 10th Class

[SonicRules542]

@champ4life30

your talking about the Headless Horsemann

[champ4life30]

@SonicRules542 no srry but your there sorta do you love Hats? Heavy does

[SonicRules542]

@champ4life30

hats are OK. i dont care for them really

weapons are the useful stuff.

[SUPERBORINGMAN]

whos tycho? is he a real life person or a character?

[amoungthefree]

@SUPERBORINGMAN Tycho is a character from a online comic called "penny arcade"

[Quebedify]

i like you tiny rabbit!

[metalheadrebellion]

".....groin face in the face groin"

[ezojimbo100]

599 US dollars

[lastxwriter]

"You, shut face." I'm going to have to use that from now on.

[Esstan2010]

1:03 LISTEN TO WEEZER AND NIRVANA HEAVY thatl be all

[thps48]

Stop saying Pokemon trainers are evil. I mean, they are, but when it comes to the games, no one cares. (Wait, now I confused myself about whether the games or anime have more depth. It's horrid because they're both gay as hell. XP )

[assburgers95]

"bigger than .50 caliber"

then can someone explain me why a scout can survive one shot from that gun when he should normally have a huge hole in him?

[Vidszhite]

@assburgers95 It's TF2. Heavy can apparently survive and have a conversation for several minutes with his heart removed (as seen in Meet the Medic).

[assburgers95]

@Vidszhite i know, i play tf2 since it has been released (almost)

[Sacredfire059]

"You mean BESIDES punching your groin-face in the face-groin?"

[Artic3buster]

on my steam id, strong & bad has a mega gigantic cheater scanner (a shovel) in his head, check it out!

SteamID: RaptureOSX

[Warkera]

What games are all from?

[PadraikKasier]

@Warkera; Heavy is from Team Fortress 2. Strong Bad is from Homestar Runner or SBCG4AP. Max is from Sam and Max: Freelance Police. Tycho is from Penny Arcade.

[assburgers95]

"bigger than .50 caliber..." i wonder how the hell can a scout still live after getting hit by one bullet when he should be dead

[xVideoPiratex]

When I go on the internet, i cant stay away from double u double u double u slash telltale games dot com slash store.

[codkill1]

YOU! SHUT FACE!

[Jason9992fromroblox]

strongbad:"i also heard they make some decent Baananaange.....Banaang... banage.. Ba-"

max:STOP IT!!

[noob0813]

@Jason9992fromroblox .....................nang

[Jason9992fromroblox]

@noob0813 B:<

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@UlrimaKeyMaster Nope.

Its a Destroy All Humans refrence.

[Hammerbro9000]

Lol the heavy was singing a gary pip song

[ramsera]

LOL Heavy likes Huey Lewis, well alright

[UltimaKeyMaster]

@0:10-A Russian femme fatale spy named Natalya? ...TOTALLY not a possibility of a Goldeneye reference, right? XD

[udontneedtonomyname]

i love how from 0:33 to 2:00 tycho asks heavy 4 questions in a row.

[systemhalodark]

Soooooo, the Heavy likes Huey Lewis 0.o, interesting

[peepeevagi]

*Takes a good look at the boolits on heavy's bandolier*

It's obviously a 14.5mm caliber. Good old fashioned ammo that the enemy cant use because it's exclusive to russian shit.

[imred3345l]

tycho's class: the hacking sis-stealer

[KovuchuReborn]

3:58 made me cry!

[leafblight27]

you just relised the player is Gordan Freeman.

[QwertnotQuark]

yes a reference to Eddsworld at the end where Heavy sing the sandwich song.

[Banaerz]

Imagine if instead of Heavy and Strong Bad we got Pyro and The Cheat.

[SestrenNK]

"Shut up, Stitch!" I just about lost it on that one. If only all crossovers were this great.

[Fatality65]

how did Muscle get those glasses?

[photolicity]

What idle chat setting did you use?

[Bloxy123]

"HIS" name is Pyro.

HAH, Heavy disproved you all.

[superblah12]

double u double u double u dot tell tale games dot com slash store. :D

[TheRealMisterDerp]

BANANGGGGGGGGG. Wait...What.

[Nazrat84]

These are things you can only learn in a game like this.

[Linkophere]

AWWWWW HEAVY IS SO CUTE! HES SCARED OF GHOST AND THEN HES LIKE I LIKE U TINY RABBIT X33333333333333333

[inamerica55585]

Just guesstimating from his ammo belt, The caliber of Sasha looks to be about a 2.0, 2.1 give or take.

[TheManofthefuture101]

The pyro gave my a cooked spy on a stick

[ConnorsCreations24]

thumbs up for poke-mons.

[ConnorsCreations24]

@ConnorsCreations24 lol pokemon references

[ItsSkaTV]

No-Loser Candyland can potentially be the most awesome, or most horrifying game of all time.

We'll never know.

[maggosh]

"Double u double u double u dot telltale games dot com slash store"

*rapeface*

[DrUmbreon]

Banang.

[midgerm]

i get honor of team.......i also get nightmares

a man dose not go home to his wife and children

[Growlzagra]

Heavy folded as he was thinking of his sandvich lol.

[PennyDreadful1]

That is pretty much how i imagined Tychos voice sounding. Hmm

[GamiCross]

@PennyDreadful1

Like Dio Brando and Bug Eye from Monkey Island?

[PennyDreadful1]

@GamiCross Nah. His voice kind off reminds me of Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop. I sort of imagined him having a calm nochalant voice like that.

[onemariobro]

No mentioning to the horseless headless horse man?

[holyhandgrenade999]

6:15 greatest ad ever.

[mucasPARTSstudios]

lol stop cutting out all the "fuck" words on tycho, thats the best part lol

[GamiCross]

@mucasPARTSstudios

Explain.?

[Inurian59]

@mucasPARTSstudios The GAME does it. Not him, Bro.

[lionprowl]

@mucasPARTSstudios That's the actual game censoring out the words, not GamiCross.

[chasli2003]

Lol the spy is hot because he is on fire

[CidTheNinja]

1:59

you cut off the part where tycho turns to the player and says "don't judge me" angrily

[BlueRogue6]

Some folks claim Heavy Weapons Guy does not sound like Heavy Weapons Guy.

Heavy Weapons Guy not sound like usual self because last time he spouted death threats throughout the Poker match he was kicked out of the Inventory for the weekend. Missed out on Hat night.

[thegunsmartone]

1:45 yeah Tycho doesn't like Gabe either.

[SonicMegamanFan]

You cut one of Max's quotes a little early. He's supposed to mention that checking account he had closed was being used for "research."

[GamiCross]

@SonicMegamanFan

He doesn't say that last part all the time. There's quite a few quotes like that where they add something in or something else quips something. The few times I have heard it was when it was just Max and Heavy- and when it's just those two, their dialogs get VERY buggy for some reason. Past the point of them speaking two lines at once and out of order.

[JyskyRakas]

"I have a friend who gives you a hot Spy. His name is Pyro."

Why did I think the Pyro as a pimp?

[tbirddddd]

Shut up, Stitch!

[trainguy111]

4:19 max, I don't think Ash would do something like that.

[tylertoon2]

WORK THE CLASP

[Dylanjraub]

Punch your Groin-face in the face-groin lol

[PirateNaziZombie]

"his" name is Pyro.

[billyvince124]

@PirateNaziZombie but what if heavy doesn't even know what gender pyro is?

[GamiCross]

@PirateNaziZombie

I still think Pyro's a genderless amalgamation of body parts. Like a meat golum.

[trickymander]

@PirateNaziZombie we need to take note that If pyro never takes of pryo's suit, pyro's team will think pyro is male due to pyros body shape and voice

[DerNamenlose1991]

@PirateNaziZombie i know what you wanna say but i think nobody ever will know if its a he or she

[realwaluigi]

@PirateNaziZombie the debate is finally over! I knew it all along, PYRO IS A GUY >=D

[thedrnom]

@PirateNaziZombie heavy proved that pyros a boy not a girl

[az12223]

wish the rabbit luck with the horseless deadless horseman

[BoBoPatJiggler]

Max is a Pokemon

[KaitheMetalhead]

Max smiling is f'n creepy x_x

[TheEpicFailTeen]

"you mean besides punching your face-groin, in the groin-face?"

heavy's "dis slaps me on the knee" line was the first thing that popped into my head XD

[OriganalPie]

2:23 Who won that hand?

[wariokid244]

you mean besides punching your groin-face in da face-groin?!

HAHA XD made me spit out my coke

[yacanman11]

I thought Sam and Max killed the internet

[TheCoraProductions]

Lol end

[jojo13jojo233]

1:04

[sun5621]

"I like you tiny rabbit"

[LadyBug13093]

strong bad is so kawaii!!