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  • Jedi Don't even Kill people

    and batman would win

  • @Cole6701 jedi DO kill sith lords

  • :areyoufuckingkiddingme:

  • i think if the Jedi is a padwan then Batman kicks his ass but if this is an average non master jedi then batman still prolly wins but maybe could lose if its a master or a sith lord batman gets beat prolly but still puts up a good fight

  • Ahem... Batman had defeated Superman before. I'm pretty sure he would beat a Jedi.

  • @Hunter2831 he probably has an emp or two...which would take out the lightsaber...

  • actully he gould have got out of that

  • But good work

    

  • AND HE CAN BEAT JEDI'S I LIKE BOTH BUT BATMAN NEVER LOSESES

    

  • Batman NEVER LOSEESSSSSSSS NEVER HE CAN SO BEAT SUperman

    BATMANS LEGENDARY

  • Could OF won? Go back to third grade, bro.

  • i'm batman...

  • i agree

  • holy crap, all you flamers need to chill. Yes Batman is skilled. Yes he's badass. He can take down any normal human. But when it comes down to it, how does a man in funny pajamas with NO POWERS beat any superhero, or person with supernatural abilities? Don't bring up The Dark Knight Returns (spoiler alert) Yes, he beat Superman. He had time to plan, stake out a position, surface to air missiles, a freaking robot suit, and kryptonite, not to mention Superman was just hit with a nuke. Get over it.

  • Well if Jedis are so good, lets se him face glaDOS. >:D

  • Where are the batman stick from?

  • batman can defeat anyone the truth is jedi can not beat batman

  • Jedi rules and this came out before ASYLUM

    If you love Batman then why don`t you know this came out before asylum

  • Batman and his stupid belt

  • wow retards this was posted in 2008 before asylum even came out!!!!

  • Have u played batman arkham city! Batman would pwn a friggin Jedi!

  • Batman would kick his friggin face

  • what should batman do? a jedi could kill him in 2 secs with the force ;)

  • BULL FCKING SH!T BATMAN WOULD RAPE THAT JEDI

  • Batman could take every Jedi everywhere. What does a Jedi do that superman, green lantern, or any other justice league member that batman can throw down with don't do better? TK? They have that.  Telepathy... ESP? got that. Super agility? They're not nearly as fast as the flash, or superman. The Laser that cuts through anything? yawn. For all intents and purposes almost every character Batman interacts with have fists that cut through anything.

  • Considering most Jedi are fairly incompetent and bat-man is in league with super heroes without actually having powers, I think I know who would win

  • dude have you played arkham asylum. that jedi's light saber would be up his own ass

  • thats pretty legit

  • batman would epicly loose!

  • joker is better than all of these losers- that's why batman is still alive: "I don't wanna KILL you!" -Joker

  • how do you make batman cape?¡

  • Jedi would win

  • goddamn it batman is a fucking ninja

  • *pushes button* "That was easy"

  • you dislike batman, then batman will come to your house and murder you, cause hes the GODDAMN BATMAN

  • Boo!

  • @Chlebuszek Well i agree...Human can't withstand the Force..Unless there is a human with a Extraordinary powers like "Buddha Palm"

  • super man might have won due to speed strengh and his other powers but batman no way

  • Chuck norris is the weakest person in the world.

    People made him strong by myth's.

  • batman couldve killed a jedi in an instant

  • batman is like chuck norris batman would kick the jedis ass

  • ok then chuck noris

  • nice batman died hahahaha

  • Jedi vs Chuck Norris? Who wins?

  • @TheHuddlestone depends which Jedi. Most Jedi would lose to Chuck Norris, but the most powerful of Jedi, such as Yoda, would win

  • @kaizoisevil yoda lost to the emperor or darth sidious, and the emperor lost to vader/luke, so chuck norris still wins

  • @TheWolfBlazer Yoda did not lose. The fight never finished because the Emperor had to flee and help Vader.

  • @kaizoisevil yoda fell and he hid away... in the 5th movie (second showed), yoda says i ran away o.O not trying to fight, Yoda is pretty awesome (fav character)

  • shut up dick

    star wars is fucking awsome

  • sereiosly damn u DAMN u bitch have you ever seen a batman movie (well new one)

    i mean he goes and fights a top ninja spy who comes back alive gets away with killin him then stops a mainyack aka joker kills tooth face and in the new movie batman the dark knight rises he escapes cops kils a flipin drug addict (drug is steroids) wel might and also hes got alfred as a HUMAN sHEILD LOL not really but batman would win mother fukur

  • a guy in a rubber costume and a little boy as helper?

    or a hardcore jedi?

  • this video is perfectly accurate, batman wouldnt stand a chance against a jedi

  • badman is fuck

  • Jedi : yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • no way batmen code of won

  • Jedi's are unbeatable

  • duuuuuuuuuuude, batman has way more gadgets than that. And batman is way epicer thana jedi

  • Do you know why batman would of won? "Because Im Bat Man" -Batmans Quote from: How superman should of ended.

  • Well, Batman would've at least beat Hayden Christensen.

  • batman definitaly would have won

  • tie dude it should be a tie

  • it would be a tie.....................

  • weird. and sad

  • People who would win:

    Goku

    Chuck Norris

    Super Man

    Postal guy (YEP!)

    Every Dbz, Naruto, and Fooly Cooly char. Except Krillin.

  • @jjacob22034 i don't think yamcha would win either and you forgot tons of people such as

    almost every single anime character with super abilities or that can fight better then the average human

  • batman would pwn all jedis in the universe with robbin as a human shield

  • Batman has no hope against a Jedi

  • there is no way batman can  win

    he cant even fly

  • batman would have won this is bs

  • he could have easily won if he used his anti jedi spray

  • BATMAN WOULD SO BEAT THAT JEDI AND EVERYONE ELSE HE IS THE BEST

  • Batman is more than a guy who uses gadgets. His powers of observations would have helped him defeat the jedi. Hell, he could have probably figured out how to use the force himself during the battle and then Macgyvered himself a light saber with the few resources he had or something. And, once he's learned the force, his reflexes are far more honed than any jedi, he would have the jedi floored.

  • 22-30 Batman:"dude, what will it take 2 kill u... DAMN, I'm now dead!

  • you suk u make the wimps win like ben 10, but batman? one of the greatest super heros ever? wow

  • batman would of won cause hes epic!!!

  • Could HAVE won, not coul OF. dur

  • BATMAN WOULD KICK THE FORCE RIGHT OUT OF THAT JEDI

  • 'you'll never defeat me, I'M BRUCE WAYNE...OH SHI...'

  • I think I learnd that from gothem city

  • i do love star wars but batman will always be my favorite movie and superhero sooooooooo..... Go BATMAN!!!

  • bullshit batman is better than everyone

  • @Lampitato Even you .

  • @Lampitato he is good but not jedi good now be real we All saw this coming

  • @Lampitato betther than chuck norris????

  • @Trickser55 yes cause its BATMAN

  • 0:22 - 0:30 "Take, this. And this. What about this. Taste Batarang! Drats. That didn't work so well..."

  • @maxxyboy1000 I THINK I FOUND THAT OUT FROM THE VID LOL

  • so true! batman's not a freakin super hero. he just uses a bunch of nifty gadgets.

  • The whole time he's lik Dow down now now you cant touch this

  • jedi rules.

  • Bullshit

  • @knightofavalon86 awwwww, you said my comment.

  • @blakhawk999 I'll take that as a compliment. 

  • @knightofavalon86 yup. it was. lol

  • what the fuck

  • i am amazed with how u do vids like that

  • WTF?? Jedi freakin suck with there little sabers. Those phckn wussies. Batman doesnt even have powers and he still kicks ass. Screw all of you Jedi phcks

  • @N008ALICIOUS 1: jedis are awsome

    2:a jedi wouldnt need powers!

    3:he didnt use any powers there

    4: batman has way more equipment, so technicly there even

  • @AuzzieBoredguy I guess your right. Do you take request fights. If so I would like to see Master Cheif and Sub Zero from MK go at it. Epic fight

  • @N008ALICIOUS that would be cool

  • @N008ALICIOUS dude a jedi would probably beat batman without trying. all batman would do in offense is throw bombs jedi could easily throw back with the force and batarangs jedi could deflect easily.

  • @LegoManiya Your right. Im done with this. Im going on to more better fights. I wish He/She would make a video with Goku v Super man

  • Hey?? what about ''Goku Vs Jedi''??

  • What the ***** batman did not even use his skilll!!!

  • batman would win

  • @101BROOKSIE true. I disagree the vid cuz 1 reason, batman could lead the jedi a full bomb trap and leave the jedi full flame around him. and pretty much best idea for me come up with.

  • if u made chuck norris fight the jedi,he'd use the force and the jedi would cry in shame that he ever tried to fight the best warrior ever

  • gameguy998 superman did alredy, and apparently he got owned by a jedi

  • Hahhaa :3

    Batman is a noob :)

  • how did u get batman

  • can i have batman stick?

  • that was so wrong batman could have used a jet pack to escape or something to escape!!!!!!!!i don't like batman but who else could beat him?

  • WRONG

  • you shud make Nacho Libre vs Jedi.

  • No one beats bat man you took it to far man...

  • I am the 420th like=)

  • Superman is just gay, but who is better? Batman or spiderman? Spiderman is funnier to watch and batman is badass.

  • NANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

    BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

    THE CITY IS UNDER ATT...

    ooooookkkkkk

    WHO THE FUCK KILLED BATMAN!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR­RRRGGGGGGGHHHHH

  • you make jedis look sexy :)

  • cool

  • jedi's are also smart and wise... they can force sense things hiding in sneak attack,next move they gonna do so forth. also force push and force jump and force protect they cna proterct from explosive sources push missiles back at em no way they can lose

  • lol batman had no chance,even without saber jedi could have force choked him,force lighting him,pushed him off building using grip or push, mind tricked his ass, drained his ass,

  • I think that Batman would have defeated the Jedi!

  • He only lost because he didn't get to prepare before the fight.

    He has a gadget for everything lol.

    Anti-shark bat spray lol

  • where is micheal jackson

  • When i saw batman i thought... poor batman is gonna get owned!

  • that was so easily predictable

  • Another random Jedi vs I would like to see is Jedi vs the thing. Not like the super hero but the alien from John carpenter's movie.

  • could *have*

    not could of :)

  • woo hoo jedi rule

  • Batman would have gotten ass raped by the Jedi. And THATS WHAT HAPPENED

  • Batman<Jedi<Rorscach

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

  • haha i <3 the number of weapons batman used

  • OMFG!!! IF U KNEW ANYTHING ABIUT BATMAN U SHIULD KNOW HE IS BETTER THAN A FUCKING GAY HIPPIE JEDI. I MEAN COME ON!!! U HAVE KILLED BATMAN LIKE HE WAS A PUNK...........u know what people r going to track u down and when that happens......... U R DEAD!!!!!!

  • @thecreator770 omg calm down its JUST a vid really

  • where did you find batman ?

  • @Terror380 I think he made it. This dude's a wizard! He has the best pivot's Ive eva seen! I made my batman in the video responce above. Has ozzy osbourne in it.

  • Batman would own him. He wouldnt be that stupid. he would already set up the match for the jedi. he would have bombs and his batmobile and every move planned out. the jedi would be like oh i got my lightzaber!!!! wtf BOOOOM!!!!!

  • could "have" won

  • batman would have won with the batmobile

  • owned!! on 0:33

  • You've never actually seen Batman fight, have you?

  • jajajajajajajj batman sux

  • at least you were right about this one those ones with harry potter and spiderman sucked eggs

  • Black man suck, he don't have any super powers or anything...

  • I'm sorry but *puts on comic geek mask* "Prep-Time" Batman could beat Galactus.

    Next.

  • I don't like batman, you could call him Ratman!

  • Hey man, I love your "Vs Jedi" videos I think there amazing im subbing, keep up the gd work

  • Batman pwns.

  • @MrJoedf a jedi would have won OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Batman would win. You just did not have him use his awesome skills.

  • @Snyarhedir are you kidding batman has no super powers

  • Batman wouldve used his Maylee fighting as well you know?

  • screw that batman would kick his ASS! HE'S CLEVERER THAN ANY JEDI PRICK!

  • Killing Batman makes him feel the power of the dark side of the force.

  • batman would lose no mata what

  • jajaj batman sucks balls

  • WAHHH BATMAN DIED I HATE YOU

  • Yeah, every jedi -should- be OP, but you watch every Star Wars movie, and more than half of their problems would have been solved by a good Jedi move. Where the Jedi fail, clearly, is in their apt use of the force.

  • null batman has like someway to kill every super hero im pretty sure he has something to kill a jedi..he jus has to

  • Batman: NOTHING'S WORKING!!!! *Batman Dies*

  • HAHAHAHA xd nothing is so powerfull as force!

  • so true

  • Screw you dude,jedi are homos compared to super heros...

  • That has no sense: in a world with the Force and Jedi masters, Batman would be the best of them, like the chosen one :)

  • kxfvh.f;klfkyueerwqwqawqqwwfds­zac ed

  • Jedi vs Goku, now that would be a battle, goku would win, because a jedi could not block a spirit bomb because when Goku is charging it the jedi could not get close to goku because Goku's powe rwould create a massive energy field around him, and by time he throws the spirit bomb, the ninja would have already disintegrated.

  • omg jedi is the bad guy!!!!!!!!! BOO JEDI SUCKS

  • bat man would totally win

  • Bat Man should have won he's better than a JEDI

  • clearly not a jedi, more like a sith. because jedi dont kill, only when its needed.

    and jedis dont go around and attack every good person they find.

  • ... There is no way in hell Batman would lose, he doesn't attack foes dead on, he strategizes.

  • there is no way the jedi cudda won... when he had batman by the htroat batman wudda kicked him in the ball n killed him. batman has no concept of rules...