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Germany never gave up the fight for world control. With the US stuck in Afghanistan and Irak wasting its wealth making new enemies, Germany made a large leap forward. Having lost two open wars to become the dominating power on earth, Germany reverted to the tactics used before 1914 and between1918-1939: Infiltrating other countries with snitchers, manipulating them and draw as much wealth as possible from these victims of German greed. My brother Markus Bott was murdered because of our homepage
All I can say is HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHSFHASGHASGJASB *Boogers flies out of my noez and laughs hard enough to die* AND ALL I COULD SAY IS "PEWWW PEWWW PEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Damn.. Amazing reflexes on that other one + quite badass moves. "Wait! Something just ganked me!" + backflip = face to face with opponent. All in 1sec or under. If someone was creeping on me that quiet and that fast I wouldn't have time to even scream, let alone do a flip and defend. Purely amazing stuff from animals what we consider to be tamed fluffy pets. I'm speechless..
I guess she was underlining the 'drama' of the moment by doing a little cat countdown and giving a happy scream as her prediction panned out. It was the traditional hushed voice-over commentary you hear in documentaries.
@Braddert im a women and i can't even scream because i never scream, but yeah i agree i get mightly pissed when girls scream for know fucking reason. feel like slapping them
Pffffffff LAMEEEE in this situation it is much better to use the silent takedown insted of a drop attack......
ivanovsd 3 days ago
this cat was in tune with his inner tiger
trinigangsta2592 5 days ago
(Ninja) x -(Ninja) = Zero even ninja cats use math!
laParka777 6 days ago
they are sooo big ?
SmoothstreAm16 1 week ago 2
FFUURRRMAARREEAAKKING PERFECT COUNTDOWN HOW DA HEYYALL?!
hamstywonderland 2 weeks ago
CHAAAAARGE!
71CommodoreGSE 2 weeks ago
HOW DID SHE KNOW WHEN THE CAT WAS GOING TO JUMP?? IT WAS PERFECT.. 3.. 2... 1.... *JUMP*
JesusIsTheSavior7777 2 weeks ago
i thought the black and white one was a tiny cow... o.O
stinky1138 4 weeks ago
Those cats are HUGE o_o
Toon999kinzpengwo 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 9
backflip!!!
superkiller91000 1 month ago
why do they both run away? lol
Gheedren 1 month ago
@Gheedren that lady that should be in the kitchen started screaming xD
TehProTex 1 month ago
@Gheedren ninja running to a better combat destination. :)
captianfalcon2 4 weeks ago
aonyone else though of quagmire using the jaws theme
Darkknight4759 1 month ago
@Darkknight4759
"Giggity.....giggity....giggity"
th3wr0ngway 1 month ago
Cow cat deserves to be hunted
InsideDating 1 month ago
FERAL CHARGE ;D
vengerad47 1 month ago
Perfect timing :D
DarkHeart2323 1 month ago
The wookie at the end <3
MunkyNormal 1 month ago 21
i died and went to east jabibip
smgsean 1 month ago
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
McShoelin 2 months ago 2
@McShoelin LOL I SEE WUT YOU DID THERE
ReduxFear 2 months ago
chubacka
ianyoung10 2 months ago
Cat Druid's Ravage :D
Ithilion184 2 months ago
The cat thought it was playing assassins creed XD
beautifulybrainsick 2 months ago 30
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MyConverseStar 2 months ago
Why did you scream? Did you not see it coming?
akkarin18 2 months ago 2
OMG PRESS 7 PRESS 7 PRESS 7 PRESS 7!!!
wwaarrddy 2 months ago
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360 no scope
TheGJBMClan 2 months ago
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TheGJBMClan 2 months ago
@TheGJBMClan go back 2 mw....
aldo2k6 2 months ago
@TheGJBMClan
720 no life
simpsoncheat 2 months ago
@simpsoncheat what
TheGJBMClan 2 months ago
@TheGJBMClan
You're a cock of doodie player with no life.
You obviously cannot understand references and correctly formed sentences.
Good day faggot.
simpsoncheat 2 months ago
now thats freakin good timing :)
TheLead18 2 months ago
thats a Fucking Lion
iTzMoDdz 2 months ago
Now to clean the water off of my keyboard..
autumn136 3 months ago
That's why I love cats!
64rhon 3 months ago
fastest cats in the universe.
samgoodwi1 3 months ago
Popped that ass so hard it did a 180 in the air.
Jeremy12399 3 months ago
@RoyalDisease The 'bitch' was nice enough to share it on the internet already, so better shut your stupid mouth.
Stiefelflash 3 months ago
I love how that chick totally called the attack... xD
SirezX 3 months ago
this was awesome
wolflord0426 3 months ago
The Cat is a SPY!!!!
FlamingCatTurd 3 months ago
Germany never gave up the fight for world control. With the US stuck in Afghanistan and Irak wasting its wealth making new enemies, Germany made a large leap forward. Having lost two open wars to become the dominating power on earth, Germany reverted to the tactics used before 1914 and between1918-1939: Infiltrating other countries with snitchers, manipulating them and draw as much wealth as possible from these victims of German greed. My brother Markus Bott was murdered because of our homepage
wwwtotalitaerde 3 months ago
Cat one : Invisible...i'm invisible... *Pounce and cat 2 backflips* cat 2 : HOLY CRAP MAN!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR IT!!
MsBannaphone 3 months ago
NINJA FLIP
jessca1h 3 months ago
those cat are huge : |
powbird 3 months ago
Prss 7 for SUPRIZE BUTT SECKS
erik34350 3 months ago
@erik34350 BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
zNEKOMARUz 3 months ago
Someone needs to remix this to a dubstep beat
TheExplosiveCookie 3 months ago
shut up you loud mouthed dramatic fool
multigunlover 3 months ago
good timing!!!
teentitans0789 3 months ago
thank fuck they turned the sound down of that dumb mole screaming
squidgymop1 3 months ago
Finally, they give credit to the owners of the video
BassRiderX 3 months ago
Oh that flip was freakin awesome
wolfhuntress693 3 months ago
Stupid lady!! Why did she have to scream like someone got killed. IDIOT!
kurtinrod420 3 months ago
cat: I can see your hiney *sneaks up* you know I can't resist *pounces*
other: *chases* yeah you're going to die tonight!
beautiful huge yard too, I'm jealous xD
Haevenn 3 months ago
70 people are apples
MCKamikadze 3 months ago
@MCKamikadze correction, 71 people are apples
Obzy666 3 months ago
wait did anyone see that blur?
kieranbrown123 3 months ago
the sneaky cat had : marathon pro, cold blooded pro and ninja pro
PuffyDustin9 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!hilarious lol
swear that cat could hear u lol
JB2cool4U14 3 months ago
Y U HAD 2 SCREAM?
DreamerWings 4 months ago
Haahaha love how the cat leaped right on 3
idiotwithaAK47 4 months ago
That cat has commando on.
zeoarashi 4 months ago
press 4 then 10 thumps up if you looked
MrSoccernugget 4 months ago
owned
gardan66 4 months ago
aw STFU LADY AUFISRGSDRGNG
rhinoonthebus 4 months ago
raelly funny how after doing attack the cat heads up like "naaah???" and boosts off ^^
Chisuz 4 months ago
the cat did a FLIP lol
katyperryroxs43 4 months ago
o_O
MsSunhappy 4 months ago
Oh you stupid bitch, you scared them ...
pubuman 4 months ago
@pubuman shut up you idiot
BlueonGoldZ 4 months ago
All I can say is HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHSFHASGHASGJASB *Boogers flies out of my noez and laughs hard enough to die* AND ALL I COULD SAY IS "PEWWW PEWWW PEWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
stinkybuttdog 4 months ago
Ninja cat!!
IfritEngen 4 months ago
LOL @ "you're so african for a cat" hahaha
HoangiePongie 4 months ago
Damn.. Amazing reflexes on that other one + quite badass moves. "Wait! Something just ganked me!" + backflip = face to face with opponent. All in 1sec or under. If someone was creeping on me that quiet and that fast I wouldn't have time to even scream, let alone do a flip and defend. Purely amazing stuff from animals what we consider to be tamed fluffy pets. I'm speechless..
Furizah 4 months ago 15
3..
2..
1..
Respawn in kitchen
MrLempoyan 4 months ago 33
is this video taken in Chernobyl?
andrystefan 4 months ago
@andrystefan are you fucking retarded?
BrianTheEpic 4 months ago
@BrianTheEpic was a joke about the size of the cats but .... nevermind
andrystefan 4 months ago
damn they move so fast :O how fast is that ? 25 mph :O
Vince62965 4 months ago
its an alien cat
1scarfaceMC 5 months ago
WOW, cats are the ninjas of the animal kingdom seriously, look at those crazy moves lol
ExpertOfSound 5 months ago
Thats not a cat, its a cow! :O
Infinityl33t 5 months ago 133
@Infinityl33t i lol'd so hard on that comment
Angeloke29 4 months ago
@Infinityl33t its not a cat or a cow. its a catcow! :)
goldensparkle444 3 months ago
OMG! IT'S THE ASS-VIOLATOR! RUUUUUUN
Roughnegg 5 months ago
they are gonna take over the world
codfanful 5 months ago
When a cat is sneakin up on something, that's the BEST time to scare it :D
BrokenArcade 5 months ago 113
back flipping cat :D epic
jenjenjenuine 5 months ago
A rogue Shadowclan warrior approaches!
Kani0824 5 months ago 6
Those things are gigantic!!!!
Th3Burn1nator 5 months ago
DO A BARREL ROLL!
KiZinHD 5 months ago 5
I love how they're both so down to play :3
jleesa412 5 months ago
You can see the split second that cats intincts kick in and it jedi flips around to see whats grawn .
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rueben101production 5 months ago
kittywood studios
xMANBEARPlGx 5 months ago 3
surprise buttsex
stockmarket101 5 months ago 6
the one on the right looks like a fucking cow
rogue112111 5 months ago
That was gr8!
timthehippie 5 months ago
Thats a big fucking cat, woah.
RajinKinoma 5 months ago
WHATCHA NIGGA!
21crazyperson 5 months ago
i think i peed laughing!!!
BettyBlowtorchRocks 5 months ago
wtf theyre so pro at combat
MightySheep25 5 months ago
I think ninja cat wanted 2 fuck the other one but didn't jump far enough... 0.o
BeanGreenes 5 months ago
Feral Charge Ftw?
sageshadows27 5 months ago 6
Ninja cat stalks... but circus acrobat cat evades.
TwystedDreams 5 months ago 3
3, 2, 1 OWNAGE
LeithXAngelProd2010 5 months ago
she sounds like a beast in slow moo , ahhhhhhhhikgfdghh
onuohafamily 6 months ago 3
Tencat 4: Wrath of Meow
Mr0life 6 months ago
What are thows Cats eating???? THERE SO FUCKING BIG!!
lunerstar100 6 months ago 2
is the cat on the right a cow or a kitteh?
xsidxsalmonx 6 months ago
press 7 for solwmo flip
kmater356 6 months ago
that was pro
kmater356 6 months ago
Ninja Pussy
MikeHuntagape 6 months ago
I guess she was underlining the 'drama' of the moment by doing a little cat countdown and giving a happy scream as her prediction panned out. It was the traditional hushed voice-over commentary you hear in documentaries.
Why so crabby C-Bug?
ndatmo 6 months ago
I have seen cats WAY bigger. ;)
0Maggitha0 6 months ago
were those house cats or small jaguars?
SuperNerd000 6 months ago
Thats so tekken
dolphfreak 6 months ago
why does it always freeze when he's about to jump
josejosed 6 months ago
stupid bitch
HomerSETH9 6 months ago
that kitteh kiteeh had ninjer skills!
musicman485 6 months ago
You know when a cat gets in that croutching position you know somethings about to happen!
Nakeiadragon 6 months ago 2
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ANIMAL TESTING! STOP THE HATE!
NormbrettaMod 6 months ago
I think her scream might have scared the fuck outta them. Jeez were you that surprised that your countdown actually worked?
deadaleta 6 months ago
the cat being stalked kinda looks like a miniature dairy cow
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 6 months ago 2
wow so warrior cats are real!
shuantea 6 months ago
damn big ass warrior cats!
shuantea 6 months ago
Thats no Bacon tree! Thats a Ham Bush!
KimmyRose12 6 months ago
I hate those chicks that randomly scream..WTF is wrong with them
naierer 6 months ago 3
lame
mda02djp 6 months ago
oaaaaahhhhhh!! (in slow mo) lol its like chewbacca lol
teddybear37100 6 months ago
oaaaaahhhhhh!! (in slow mo) lol
teddybear37100 6 months ago
thats a real "flippycat"
alpinemanlover 6 months ago
this is what happens when u let your cat see u play black ops
alarmkid66 6 months ago
I find it amusing to press 7 repeatedly...
TheNewRavager 6 months ago 2
the slo-mo scream was so worth it.
jazzthriller 6 months ago
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HybridFreak412 6 months ago 20
Purrfect!!!!! I wonder how she got the timing right, unless she was overdubbing her voice.
spudnutsncoffee 6 months ago
00:18, looks like a cheetah for a second there
necessaryevil101 6 months ago
The sizes look regular to me for some breeds. Try owning a maine coon, those cats are beasts.
default3333 6 months ago
Karate-Cat!
ThreeHeadedM0nkey 6 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Kanayri 7 months ago
Why are they so big?
pippy6743 7 months ago
360 No Scope.
araby40 7 months ago
The video was cool but it would've been epic with out the woman's annoying ear piercing voice.
todei79 7 months ago
love this hysterical laughing
Barxxo 7 months ago
lulz
Great timing
98snakeeater 7 months ago
It's a flying cow...
cokefan3 7 months ago
those cats look huge!
Munkeephuzz 7 months ago
Haha i few years ago i found this video and that Scream in Slow-mo made me Laugh my ass off. Glad to say it still does! AUGHAAAAHAHAHHHHHH XD
o0DeathNote0o 7 months ago
At first i thought they were leopards haha that would've been even crazier
SKITTL3Z37 8 months ago
why the fuck did she scream
ChubbiestBug 8 months ago 257
@ChubbiestBug cus she´s a girl.....haha xD
TopGunAnthem 6 months ago
@ChubbiestBug She's a woman. They all scream at retarded situations.
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@Braddert im a women and i can't even scream because i never scream, but yeah i agree i get mightly pissed when girls scream for know fucking reason. feel like slapping them
ChubbiestBug 5 months ago
@Braddert oh so u mean they all scream when they see ur face? :)
Webkinzsummers 5 months ago
@Webkinzsummers Do they all scream when they see your spelling?
Braddert 5 months ago
@ChubbiestBug
She's a woman, that's what they do.
columbusmozart 5 months ago
@ChubbiestBug obviously because it surprised her
birkinsmith88 5 months ago
@ChubbiestBug She screamed because of the awesome!
Cutlesnap 5 months ago
@ChubbiestBug Because she suddenly realized she was not in the kitchen?
sootikins 5 months ago
@ChubbiestBug
Cuz she's a woman.
LazerChicklets 4 months ago
The cat being ambushed LOOKS LIKE A COW.
Coz it haz black spots and eating grass. : )
MrGreedIsGood 8 months ago 2
That was awesome! :D
TinyKitty24 8 months ago
that was awesome!!!
barracudaduh 8 months ago
Ninja Kittehs!
NaomiWyatte 8 months ago
Not quite sure what Assassin Cat is tryin to accomplish, laughed my ass off though.
31m0r0 8 months ago
I think we need to appreciate how fast that cat turned around...holy shit. if it was a person they'd be making a funny face and cowering
crowKAKAWWW 8 months ago
did anyone else notice how fucking big these cats are?
levymetal 8 months ago 340
@levymetal ya! freakishly big cats wow!
kandiman7979 7 months ago
@levymetal i was just going to say that... ;_; fucking scary
vampiregirl777nl 6 months ago
@levymetal super growth radiation effects
ilovesensi718 6 months ago
@levymetal u should c my cat, it makes these cats look average.
3dwinsvcksballz 5 months ago
Heat Seeking Kitteh. Gotta love the technology of today.
gamer10101 8 months ago
@djagro1998 LMAOOO.
flyrudebwoi810013 9 months ago
that cat has nigger hops ha :P
michaelvickable 9 months ago
The cat was just stalking a fly on the others tail.
MegaMouseSEC 9 months ago
good good lol
DONS1011 9 months ago
He was just hunting for his natural prey... The miniature cow.
CommanderCooper 9 months ago 4