What the feck is this?

[yoimdansta23]

A chicken?

[cadnyc]

looks like some one has ring worms.

[chickenchopsocky]

MEGASPERM!!!!!!!!!! =))

[awhatzable]

its a rat tail maggot

[Solowizard]

DUDE!

You need to get to the doctor's office if that's what you saw after bowel movement. There's more inside you. You may be infested withy worms.

[SittingMooseShaman]

... PROTECT YOUR ANUS! These are "Anal Poppers": anus sphinctimus poppus innuendo. They spring up into ones' asshole by taking a ride inside those big water drops- Which firm turds tend to only create when one is away from familiar digs and forced to take a dump in those unfamiliar, rank crappers that'r so nasty men don't wanna even stand & piss in 'em- let alone goin' 'throne-position' & shittin'...

Po' ladies: They can get attacked thru two avenues of these

vile critters' modus oper-END-i!

[krzysztoffux777]

its my diner

[Razersun]

this comes out of gay men after butt secks

[silifein]

Looks like a tampon

[killweb2]

Drone fly larva

[Spongebag44]

Glad to see I'm not the only one with these 'orrible little things! I see from an earlier post that you're in NZ. I'm in London, UK. Looks like they're all over the place, eek!!

[RoyalG13]

Ask your girlfriend or mother. They might have left somthing behind.

[AznPwn9449]

Its a worm inside a shit that dint get flushed,obviosly.

[Takahashifan4ever]

GIANT SPERM!!!!

[WyldeFi12e]

I hope in the future they invent little tiny robots to destroy this kind of shit

[smokineasynet]

looks like a whipworm

google it

[bosboz]

Looks like a nigger.

[cligeorge]

NAWW THAT'S YOUR PALE PRICK !!!

[bosboz]

I was trolling I'm black.

U mad /b/ro?

[JOECURS]

it i little shit worm aka esacpiousfromayouraanius

[SuperGreat0610]

SPERM!

[bradleyhodgson]

Its a spore Microbe

[spectralmusic]

I saw the weirdest thing today. I'm trying to make sense of it.

I went back home after five days away and went to the toilet. At the back of the toilet (above the water) were two small patches of liquid revolving in opposite directions (inwardly) and there were short brown strands or hairs falling into the water from the centre of it. I don't know if they were worms or what but I panicked and just poured bleach and flushed it. Now I'll probably never know what it was.

[HecticBanana]

dude see a doctor :D

[unicornwttw]

it's a rat- tailed maggot!

eew!

[AntoniustheGreat]

WHAT IS THIS!? I am scared

[ezydizzy]

Female's big nightmare

[TylerJayHarris]

this type of worm is rare, basically when you sit down to have a poo.. it shoots out of the water and into your anus, laying millions of eggs which attatch to your anal hair and eventually hatch to leep into there own toilet and redo the cycle over and over...

[grettagrids]

THAT does it!! from now on I am shitting and pissing in my bedside commode or basin ONLY then make sure I clean it damn good!! YUK!

[briarus42]

I hope that it did not come out of your ass!

[HordeFTL]

It's a Rat Tailed Maggot they turn into Hoverflys

[Aerokidd23]

Its a corn dog.

[Canuckle19]

LOVE the music.

[Neeka12233]

A hot dog

[07broly]

what the feck?it looks like an over grown sperms cell.

[aglefed]

it looks like sperm

[THEn00b557]

This is what happens when you masturbate! Your sperm will come back bigger and try to eat you... lol tell this to your kids for a change

[blobba18]

pit bull

[holly379]

Rat-tailed maggot

[cbale21]

CORN DOG!

[123yuppy123]

Corn dog and rat mixed

[MBGfun]

it looks like that cell thingy i forgot wat its called

[hokkos]

It comes from your ass, look for Rat-tailed maggot in wikipedia:

"Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus."

You might want to have your anus checked by a specialist if you don't want to have flies escaping from your ass.

[imagfgoober]

lol wtf... this is terrible like imagne this scene you are sleeping... its 3:00 at the morning you feel a little tickle in the ass and you wake up then you feel like ur shitting and when you du you feel something mooving in ur underpants and its a MFing fly there

[UltimateGamer181]

GIANT SPERM!!

[jasonmewes21]

It's a living tampon.

[whiteroxe91]

thats a Rat Tailed Larvae, ever heard of entericpseudomyiasis? If its in the toilet i can only asume its an intestinal parasite. Very rarely a Drone Fly will plant the larva into someONE but... shit happens. Might wanna get the ppl there checked out.

[johnknoefler]

I have seen those before. in watering troughs for animals.

[olivefobster]

torture it!

[milkandcooki3s]

if some1 said that's a sperm, i will never do that thing, never!! its disguzting ew~

[Bittuna]

nematomorph parasite worm, be careful those manipulate erratic behavior and can control the brain of small insects maybe even you, call the exterminator to cleanse your house

[TheULTIMATEloyal]

can they really

[mrswolf02]

how'd it get in the toilet??? ive had frogs come out of mine but they got in thru to septic lol

[chingvang559]

Sperm

[Ninjastk]

thats one big one, I think its Hulk :|

[imagfgoober]

a hulk sperm?

[Aquamaryann]

@imagfgoober nope - 1 Chuck Norris sperm.

[tommyatkinsuk]

Actually...before you relax totally...google this:

entericpseudomyiasis

[tommyatkinsuk]

i have those things in my pond, i believe they are drone-fly larva...or hover fly, whatever you call them over there...

its just a maggot, with a tube for breathing :)

no, it didnt come out of you. hahah

[divilly6]

Eureka!

damn right it didnt :)

did a google image search and there it was, blergh...

thanks for the info!

[zooshipcaptain]

Yes, it's a larva of a fly ( Syrphidae )called Eristalis, with a long tail allowing to it to breath the air of the surface from the flak floor. I live in France and I ever seen it one time in a bag full of rain water

[matthewm888888888888]

its a parasite in the worm the parasite is probably controlling the worm and right now the parasite is trying to escape

[Anathoma]

What the hell...i am scared...

[conibonjovi]

What county is it in? I never saw anything like that over here on the east coast.

[divilly6]

its in wellington, new zealand...

[conibonjovi]

That's a relief!!!

[ausglocker]

Phew, that's a relief then. Hava look elsewhere on youtube and see some of the creatures people DO have coming out of them. GROSS !!!!

[ausglocker]

Get yourself seen to immediately!! Gotta be a parasite of some sort ..

[divilly6]

heh,dont be daft

it didnt come out of me it was just in the bowl.

hadnt even used that toilet in a couple of days, so unless it was one of the other unfortunates in the house...

[RaptureFilmz]

@divilly6 You have not been able to use the bathroom since the worm came out?

[divilly6]

@RaptureFilmz No, it growls if you try and flush the toilet. ಠ_ಠ

[crashxdrummer]

i think it's a worm with a parasite coming out of its ass

the question is...how did the worm get there...lol

[divilly6]

ive seen parasites come out of other stuff before and this was nothing like it.

that thing on the end was its tail and wasnt moving really.

the movement is all in the main part and looks like a worm...

weird...